Courteney Cox Shares Her Addiction To Ranch Dressing With The Silver Fox
I regularly pray that my inbox will one day be graced with a picture of Anderson Cooper, Cox and a huge load of white stuff, but this isn't what my loins had in mind. I'll still take it, because Mah Boo's giggle and OMG faces are like a Snuggie for my soul.
Just like 85% of this country, Courteney Cox has a not-so-strange addiction to drinking gallons upon gallons of ranch dressing and she can't start her day without hooking her arm vein up to an IV drip full of ranch. Courteney's idea of heaven is frolicking through the Hidden Valley Ranch. Since Anderson is a serious journalist and his talk show brings us nothing but highly important hard-hitting stories, he brought out a bowl full of America's nectar and asked Courteney to guzzle it down. Here's a preview of the episode that airs today:
I am disgusted with that clip, because ranch dressing and mayo are enemies and I can't live without the latter. I wish they made mayo-flavored lube. I am also disgusted with that clip, because again, this is not the moment between a Cox and a Mah Boo I want to see. I was so disgusted with all of this that I almost forget to mention that Courteney really needs to back away from the Botox needle before her face looks exactly like that of a Good Luck Cat.
Crazily enough, Courtney and Anderson (aka Silver Fox) are making the exact same face in that still.
How sad. What was once a woman who had naturally beautiful features had to go and fuck it up so that she can now look like the rest of the Malibu freak show you see up that way.
Wow. Her face scares me. She's barely recognizable.
Submitted by Satan on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 1:31am.
Dear Courtney,
Ranch Dressin' has not been kind to your new face.
No offense.
Love Always♥,
Satan
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^^^^^this ENTIRE statement is true...
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off topic... what ever happened to her and David Arquette? Did they finally divorce, reconcile, or just put everything in limbo? She does not look like her. If I weren't told that was Courteney, I would not have guessed it to be her. She doesn't look good. My guess, she was pretty enough to age gracefully.
Courteney Cox has had so much bad plastic surgery she is starting to look like Janice Dickinson.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 12:26am.
Ranch is gross. I'ma dip my buffalo wings in blue cheese goodness.
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blech. I detest Blue Cheese dressing.
But I looooove ranch!
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I saw her on a talk show recently..don't remember which one, but she looked like she was on something. And when your face starts to look old like her and Demi Moore, dark hair is not your best friend anymore. Lighter will soften a little.
Dear Courtney,
Ranch Dressin' has not been kind to your new face.
No offense.
Love Always♥,
Satan
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Ranch is gross. I'ma dip my buffalo wings in blue cheese goodness.
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A little advice kids. Never feel superior to someone because they are aging and you seem not to be. It will happen to you too. I freaking guarantee it. All the stupid young girls who think Botox and avoiding wrinkles will keep them looking young. LMFAO. Your entire face will slide South. Botox and winkle free skin and all.
super, I wondered that too, someone said it was a brow lift, which I get, but I wonder if she also had some sort of eyelid surgery, or liposuction over the eye to make it less puffy? I wish we had a plastic surgeon on call at all times for these dlisted questions.
ALL that plastic surgery & botox and she is still one fugly arsed bitch. Love it!
Submitted by CarmenElectrical on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 9:06pm.
poor man's demi moore, LOL that is really low
but what has happened to her face?!! its like frozen yoghurt that is melting.
aside from that, andersoon cooper needs to have a sex tape leaked where he giggles like that, that silver fox is like a bottle wine, he is aging really well.
Wow, Courtney looks like a caricature of her former self. She now resembles Madame.
Drastic.
She's ventured into Madonna/Joan Rivers territory.
Not a good look for her. Just wow.
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What has happened to her eyelids? And those big eyesocket indentions? She has those big eyelids that Cher has.
What the hell causes that?
Am I the only one that finds her incredibly boring and bland in the looks department? She's like poor man's Demi Moore.
Barf to ranch and barf to that face she is wearing.
Ranch is make with some hidden valley ranch powder that you add to buttermilk (or bonny clabber as they used to say, which is irish for milk crud).
MK is crazy. Miracle Whip is the true enemy of mayo. Mayo improves almost anything, just like butter. Miracle Whip ruins everything.
Courtney might want to discuss her addiction to dermalfillers and Botox. GOD, she looks awful....and used to be so beautiful.
Courtney keeps pulling her skin up, she's gonna look like Edgar in MIB.
Scary.....
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That is some ick nast scary mask plastic surgery.
Melt much, Friend?
@Hekki
Lemme know what you think!
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her lips look like wormies mommy ima afraid
BaconSlut: I googled it and checked out their retail locations. I'mma totally try it!
Wow. The camera only loves Andy from one angle. He is butt ugly from the others. Looks like a walking/talking fetus.
@Hekki
If I can get it in Minnesota, I'm sure you'll be able to find it! LOL My "secret" to the dressing--a small splash of aged balsamic. *bang your head on the table nummy*
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tex doc, that's columbus circle. one day i expect to see mk's face peering in the window. as to cc's face, you can't get that look with botox or fillers, she's had major surgery, eyebrow lift, face lift, cutlets and lip implants. well, she has no wrinkles, if that's what she was going for.
BaconSlut: My mouth just watered. For real. *scribbles info down*
I bet I can get my hands on somma dat. I live in gourmet land...
@ Hekki
If you can getcherself a wedge of Rogue Creamery Smokey Blue, it's a culinary mouthgasm when making blue cheese dressing from scratch. Mind-blowing on burgers and steaks with sauteed 'shrooms, as well.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 4:55pm.
mayo reminds me of "panty pudding"
*vomits uncontrollably*
however *wipes mouth* the difference is, I like Mayo.
BUT DO YOU LIKE MIRACLE WHIP? its like mayo filthy dirty little hillbilly cousin.
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what the hell did she do to her face? DAMN!
Shes got roller coaster face.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:06pm.
She looks like she wore pigtails too tight and it stretched her face out to the sides.
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LMAO... its not a good look. It makes her look like she's 65 years old trying to appear young.
I'll each ranch dressing only sometimes. I hardly devour it like it's heavenly. I oddly like it with pizza on occasion.
lmao @my finger Hekki!
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Courtney Cox is ridiculous. Beh.
I call bullshit on the "ranch dressing" addiction. Unless it's that fat-free low-cal goop loaded with xanthan gum and MSG.
How people can eat that sludge is beyond me.
But real ranch dressing (like real blue cheese dressing) is heavenly good.
ETA: I made a batch of blue cheese dressing with some blue that MIL gave me and I found things to put it on. Baked potatoes, crudités (natch), toasted baguette, tuna salad sandwiches, sliced tomatoes, my finger...
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:54pm.
I make this for parties. They're very good!
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/ranch-oyster-crackers/
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Ooh, they sound good! I added them to my recipe box...thanks!
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her shit is ALL the fucked up. dayum, i think she put some dermal implants in her face.
I make this for parties. They're very good!
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/ranch-oyster-crackers/
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I wonder how beautiful she would look if she aged gracefully. The cheek implants maker her look ridiculous.
Can you get a wide strechy face, like the old days of bad face lifts, from fillers alone? Or do you need to do cheek implants to get this extreme look? Even her mouth looks wider than usual. Like she should be eating a big bowl of fly dressing.
Courtney has overdone the Juvaderm. Girl, less is more when it comes to fillers. A plastic surgeon in LA must be in a tight spot - if he/she refuses to cave into their famous client's demands and overdo the fillers and/or botox, those clients just go to someone else. But on the other hand, someone's hideously pumped-up face isn't good advertising for your work, either.
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Ranch dressing is goood. Some people take it too far. One of my friends put ranch dressing on his sushi. *vomits*
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Ok, wtf with the face?. What does she say to herself she looks in the mirror?
I really want to know how someone self-talks themselves into this. Doesn't she see how frightful she looks?
I think Courtny looks like the plumb version of Demi Moore.
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Why does she look like Lana Del Rey?
her face is hideous. looks like the joker
It is. She went too far. It's a shame because she was looking good for a while there.
I have no interest in making a comment about ranch dressing, but I did cross paths with this "V" looking thing that goes back to the mid 80's. I'll only tell you guys about it if Triston asks!
BTW Triston --- When are you going to admit that you are the Stuart Sutcliffe of Living Clolour?