This Is What Happens When You Cut Adele Off
How do you say "escandalo" with a British accent? Escandaloooooooo? However you say it, there was a little bit of that at the BRIT Awards in London tonight after the crown jewel on England's tiara, Adele, was cut off for Blur and responded the way any refined lady would: by flipping a trick off. The Queen herself probably spit out the tobacco she was chewing and kicked her pumps off to whoop it up for Adele sticking a finger up to the man.
Just like she did at the Grammys, Adele won Album of the Year and was given exactly three seconds to thank everyone she needed to thank before she got cut the hell off for Blur's 11 minute-long performance. Adele quickly said that she'll see everyone next time before she scarred the innocent eyes of a million British children by doing this:
Adele told reporters afterward that she was throwing an erect "fuck you" at the suits and not her fans. Adele went on to explain, " I'm sorry if I offended anyone, it was the suits that offended me." The Sun says that before the show ended, Adele quit that bitch and "stormed" out of the arena. YAAASSS! Here I was thinking that Adele was this generation's Angela Lansbury and as sweet as a sugar cube dipped in honey, so I love it that she brought the diva tonight by sashaying out of there. But Adele should put some stank on that bird flip the next time she does it. That's the most charming "fuck you" I've ever seen. It was like watching an actual bird (that looks like this) flip. I kind of went "awww" inside when she did it.
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Those are some ugly fucking awards. Talk about budget.
She is rude. Keep your damn finger to yourself.
I think Adele is goreous and NOT fat but she sure manages to look exactly the same every single time she's in public. So damn boring.
I watched this last night and cringed when 'funnyman' Corden cut her off, but I completely missed the bird until I saw the news later. (And yes, to someone who asked earlier - we do use the two fingered salute too - but both work well).
I love Adele, she seems down to earth and normal, and actually sings live - well!
Also I want to say that I think she looks amazing. Now - before I get accused of anything I want to say here that I am one of those twiggy girls who is always just a bit underweight. I struggled with eating disorders but I'm also naturally thin. I HATE it when people refer to curvy girls as 'real women' because then what does that make me? I'm real too.
But I still think Adele looks great, and I wouldn't call her fat. She is bigger than other girls on the scene, but she looks great with it. Look at that hair, those eyes and lips - I genuinely think she looks beautiful.
I thought it was really funny that she was just standing there feeding her equally as fat ego basking in the applause for over a good minute without speaking and that's why she got the 'off you go then'
Love Adele. Love her music, her voice, her look, her 'tude, her body, her everything.
I don't care one iota that she's fat - her talent and her love of self make me love her all the more.
what a bunch of hate for this girl ! She's loud, she's fat, she's cunty ... Sounds like a bunch of jealous bitter betty's in here. Yeah, she wrote about heartache - it's what the majority has experienced in life and in her short years - she's apparently had plenty of it -- so why not write about it? It's made her millions, hasnt it? If you could cash in on your heart break , I guarantee you'd be doing the same ( if only you had the talent to pull it off!).
As for her weight.. she can lose it.
Lets hope she stays real and doesnt fall prey to the industrial music "machine". This isnt a girl that just lost a boyfriend or two - this is a girl that never had her father -- so, lets just say she's got some issues that I'm sure she works through in her music. Never the less, FUCK you big mouth judgemental assholes who could never hold a candle to this chic.
Sing your plump ass off Adele and let em weep.
Flipping the bird wasn't bad, it was saying that she was proud of waving the British flag, then when she gets cut off she offends with the same breath! Adele comes across as British trailer trash, so I am not actually suprised.
Artists need to evolve with eras, and it will be difficult for Adele, cus her first album '19' before heavy styling and image consulting, her in dress and capri leggings, singing all about being a heartbroken teenager
And the '21' album hasn't been much different, apart from heavy image control. Made to look like Dusty Springfield for the past year now. What will it be next era?
Deep down she is a loud mouth Yob-ette, same personality as Winehouse (before the drugs might I add) same cunty attitude and in your face personality.
Her music has been so sheerly succesful because it appeals to the older generation who actually buy physical music and reignite sales.
Her music is so overwrought and boring. Wallow in your own pity I sure as fuck don’t want to hear that whale call esque voice trailing and wailing on and on about I, ME and ME. She seems like a “normal gal” no shit; she is as contrived as they fucking get. Yes we know the world did you wrong yet you’ll survive but can you just do so already and move on to more interesting topics other than fag hag talk?
GOOD FOR HER!!!
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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"
I just can't with self-entitlement, let's see if she can be around for as long as Blur has.
Not saying Blur are that great, but it's becoming rare to see artists last more than a couple of years.
I prefer the real Adele, to any refined version of her. It's always those "refined" folks who drop f-bombs when they think the cameras have stopped rolling.
I really like her. She seems down to Earth, and her voice is spectacular. I can't listen to 21 too much because it's totally depressing, but it is magnificent, nevertheless.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Submitted by BubblesTate: Oh yes, lets have her stop wearing outfits that actually look good and flattering on her size, lets just hire Beth Ditto to style her because thats how all fat girls should look or maybe Kesha to skank her up! There is nothing wrong with looking like a lady is supposed to, someone fire a memo to her publicist and inform her to "duck face" so she fits far more better into society!
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I couldn't agree with you more. :-)
Submitted by pohyah on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 7:17am.
Rovex, Blur were huge everywhere except the States. They defined the 1990s for a lot of people, me included. Watch their song Out of Time on youtube and you may get an idea as to why the yanks never took to them:-)
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I have no clue who Blur is, never heard of them, so I could never take to them and don't care to either. One thing I do know is that is one ugly statue.
Submitted by pohyah on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 7:17am.
Rovex, Blur were huge everywhere except the States. They defined the 1990s for a lot of people, me included. Watch their song Out of Time on youtube and you may get an idea as to why the yanks never took to them:-)
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They had a pretty big following here for awhile as well. They got lots of airplay on MTV with their Parklife singles which predate Song No.2. I had 13 on repeat this weekend.
Submitted by yucko on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 1:43am.
Those are some ugly-ass awards.
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I agree. They could have come up with a better design.
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Does this fat cow ever change clothes???
Yay! Missed seeing Eddie's face about! :D
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 11:57am.
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I'm so glad you're back! I missed your humor!
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Ok, now I'm not a prude or anything but there was no need for that.
PS - Morning everyone!!!
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 11:55am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 9:19am.
I think that statue was made by a British dentist.
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There are British dentists?
I'm kidding!!
Don't ask me. Never heard of em.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 9:19am.
I think that statue was made by a British dentist.
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There are British dentists?
I'm kidding!!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 11:48am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 11:37am.
I didn't understand a damn word of that....
Thats because she didn't say Shucks, y'all or DANG! :)
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For all you idiots going on about how huge she is. She has lost a lot of weight and hope she continues to get healthier. Would like to see her styled younger and not in black for a change.
You can see here...
http://globalgrind.com/node/815504
http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/110--pop/adele-shows-weight-loss-followin...
And those awards look like they should have a bobblehead on it .. wtf?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 11:37am.
I didn't understand a damn word of that....
Thats because she didn't say Shucks, y'all or DANG! :)
Love Adele .. attitude AND a great voice.
Any fan with common sense knows that she wasnt flipping them the bird ... she's not that douche bitch from the superbowl .
And I'm sure the "suits" had that one coming to them for some time now. She deserved to finish her speech. She usually doesnt give long ones anyway (aside from record of the year at the GA)
I didn't understand a damn word of that....
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
That sucks ass that she received awards in her own country and they cut her off. I would have done the same...except I most likely will never win an award for anything.
I swear she wears the same dress.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 9:19am.
I think that statue was made by a British dentist.
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HA! No, for real, the white is too white for it to be by a Brit dentist.
Donny Duetsch called Adele portly this morning! Portly. :O
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I don't get why people are saying that about Julia. Didn't she just say at the beginning, don't cut me off (or something similar).
Oh yes, lets have her stop wearing outfits that actually look good and flattering on her size, lets just hire Beth Ditto to style her because thats how all fat girls should look or maybe Kesha to skank her up! There is nothing wrong with looking like a lady is supposed to, someone fire a memo to her publicist and inform her to "duck face" so she fits far more better into society!
It's a good thing that there is still a monarchy over there. This way Britons can keep the illusion alive that they are a bunch of stylish and refined people.
can she cut it out already with the 60's eyeliner and teased hair (a pathetic and failed effort to diminish her vast silence-of-the-lambs "it" girl figure)?
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
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*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Love love love Adele. How rude to cut her off like that. Adele's a breath of fresh air. But yes, Julia Roberts still has the Best Speech Cutoff Bitch Award. I think she has it for life.
go away already!!!
i don't dislike adele, but i have no feelings for her or her music...
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I have nothing against Adele, but she comes across as unrefined in some of her interviews, so I wasn't really surprised when she did this. She could have done it with dignity like what that Falling Slowly singer did when she was cut off from her Oscar speech years ago.
But it's also rude of them to cut her off.
I'm getting tired of her music and i never particularly ... ahem, got awake of her fatso person to start with.
While her music isn't so bad, it is in the meantime a world of overrated. If you think about it, she is just the Phil Collins of the 2010s.
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I hate you, I am watching this whole shiteous show from 1989 and I am addicted! Holy hell, it's dreadful and I can't look away!
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I think that statue was made by a British dentist.
That award looks like something you could buy in Tijuana for 2 pesos and a mule.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I hate that retro shit hair style. It makes her look more mantronly than she should be, especially since she's so young.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:56pm.
I thought it was the two finger salute in England.
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Two fingers are generally reserved for situations where you are really really pissed off as it means "fuck off" or "fuck you", and one finger is usually seen as less serious as it means "piss off". But depends on the person, some people are equally offended by both.
She has a very pretty face and is looking way better since she is not so fat.I love her voice.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
"Adele, I do believe I'll let you finish, but Blur had one of the best albums of all time!"
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