And What Did Lindsay Lohan Wear To Court Today?
If that Sheriff is having a face orgasm from staring at Lindsay Lohan's freckled ass dumplings, then we all know that in the state of California exists a Sheriff who spends his off-duty hours watching granny porn while fucking a bag of prunes. The Belle of the California Justice System returned to her home away from the Chateau Marmont with White Oprah this morning for her second to last probation hearing.
As expected, Judge Stephanie sprinkled lines of crushed up gold stars in front of LiLo for doing what she's supposed to do including completing her community service and showing up to her therapy sessions. LiLo just has to finish up 14 hours of morgue duty and 5 therapy sessions before her last hearing on March 29th and then she'll be a FREEEEEE crackie.
Judge Stephanie must be a special kind of vampire who can glamour cokey zombies into doing what she wants, because it's a miracle that after all these years of spitting at the taint of the justice system, LiLo is no longer speeding down the Fuck Up Highway. Since Judge Stephanie has LiLo well trained (for now), can she please order her to stop bleaching her weave until it's the color of stomach bile? Peroxide should take a restraining order out against LiLo, because nobody's hair color should be the exact shade of dick funk. And on a positive note, I do like LiLo's mint dress. It's very "call girl on an early episode of Miami Vice."
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My only thought on this is that Lindsay needs to BRING BACK THE GINGE
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
-Father Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
I actually love baby blond hair. I have an olive complexion, so of course, it's a no-no, but I think it looks so nice, albeit unnatural. However, if Lindsay wants to rock that hair, she needs a little sun-kiss, because she looks like a corpse. She's pretty much translucent at this point.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
what in Children of the fucking Damned hell? She cannot really think this hair looks good.
Just you wait. After March 29th the crackie train will be once again leaving the station ::CHOO CHOO::
Ok, she's starting to look like Anna Farris after the Barbie Makeover, if Anna then proceeded to get a back alley nose job and roll around in the gutter smoking crack with hobos, then became a stripper for crack money, and had an upper middle class man with mid-life crisis delusions decide to pick her up and make her over all "classy".
Bitch, your face -- you ruined it.
I am SO looking forward to the March 3rd SNL.
even i, a staunch advocate for rocking your natural fair skin, am saying damn. spray on pantyhose! that shit isn't pretty it's sickly.
♥ Miami Vice-- such a great show!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I'll bet she has FU written on her toenails.
Her fucking skin is blue...CRACK
Is she living in an underground cave? How the shit is she so damn pale?!
A least she's not orange?
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Standing in Lilo’s way (yes kids, this hawt mess reads like an action thriller that includes a villain- Lilo, a double agent, Lilo’s attorney, Shawn ‘I’m just happy that my lectures are paying off’ Chapman Holley and the matriarchal figure head Judge Stephanie) is 14 days at the morgue. 14 days of sweeping away the parts of dead people. 14 days of recognizing death in the face. 14 days off dry blowing dead people’s air specs out of her hair. 14 days of wondering to herself how each dead person she walked over came to meet their maker. 14 days from finally understanding what makes her soul tick....
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I'm so tired of this bitch, I'd like to smack her entitled ass right in the nose. Fuck her smirking ass.
You'd think 14 hours of morgue duty and 5 therapy sessions would be a breeze. Let's see how the attention whore can fuck up this time.
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This Low-han woman is just a revolting human being. She is the personification of "phony." She's also fugly, fucked up and stone-cold stupid. What a disgraceful insult to Elizabeth Taylor to have this hideous parasite latch on to her treasured name. You would think that somebody would do something about it ha ha.
is she only famous for going in and out of court these days?
and in between court dates, pose for terry pervert richardson.
seriously what is going on inside her mind? does she think she is the elizabeth taylor of our time? or the next meryl streep?
i think in her mind, she believes she is a grand actress or something lol
I don't really buy into the notion that because her parents both suck, she can't help it. WRONG. She's just fucking stupid and lame on her own. I know SO MANY exceptions in which a lot of folks I know had less-than-repsectable parents... and turned out fine and even better than their folks. Hell, I'd go so far as to say that some parents have earned respect, but most don't. Lindsay just uses her mom as some sort of enabler. Or maybe hides behind.
Slow news day? She looks older than her mother in these pics. Why does she get any media attention anyway?
I think the one thing that annoys me most about her is her smirking; in every picture, she's smirking as though she thinks she's better than everyone else. With that level of arrogance, I don't think she's ever going to clean up her act, or behave like an adult...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
The deputy behind her is part Jim Bob Duggar, part Steve Irwin!
dayum, she looks high to me. i don't believe she's not using.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
at least she's wearing a brawr.
That Sherrif is very Mayberry R.F.D. looking, but Hohan those bangs...arrrggghhh, they looks so cheap and clipped on or something, can she just go darker in the hair department that blonde is so blech....I hate blonde hair cause it is so phoney and fake on just about everyone except Anna Nicole Smith, Marilyn (I know not her real hair color) and Elin NOrdegren, everyone else needs to give the blonde hair a fucking rest...not classy, not pretty, not sexy and not alluring. Fried, toasted and polyester is all that it looks like...Liz I apoligize in advance for this ho messing up your wonderful and special life story. If it was up to me I would never cast this slut is a movie or magazine or anything the public has to view, especially a tribute to La Liz, shame on Lifetime. Boycott Lifetime!!!
The one positive about her playing Elizabeth Taylor - At least her hair won't be this color in the movie.
I kind of like that dress. Just NOT on her...blech. At this point she's spent more time inside a courtroom than in the Hotel Marmont, and that's saying something.
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Do. Not. Want.
Everybody here is so critical of her...you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Everyone deserves a second chance. Well alright so she's had about 40 of those already but hey...maybe this time.
looks like someone has been putting her in a formaldehyde dip at the morgue. i bet it was white ophrah's idea to do it.
No. Wrong. Lindsay is an asshole. There is nothing redeeming about her, with or without her mother. Just a great big asshole. RDJ was contrite and honest about his fuck ups. He learned his lesson. Lohan NEVER will. You should not use their names in the same sentence.
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Submitted by sonah22 on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 4:52pm.
Jesus, what's with this wishing people death??? And the same ppl probably have no qualms RDJ beating the system for years before getting a second chance. If she gets sober enough to get mom out of her life, shell be all right.
Why is Ryan O'Neil escorting her to court?
the second someone isn't monitoring her every move, she will fuck up again. It is just a matter of when.
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If you would only listen
You might just realize what you're missing
You're missing me
-Jack Johnson
I think her mother might of made her put a bra on. The wig is bad. Maybe she is going bald? I would imagine she is going commando. She seems so naked. Her mouth used to be so cute. Ruined with filler. I wish she would try to be a 25 year old instead of whatever it is she is doing. She will have plenty of time 25 years from now (if she is still alive) for filler and wigs and dye jobs.
Lindsay needs a tan, STAT.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
She looks bloated.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
why does her mouth always have that smeared, lipstick-bleeding, just-sucked-a-dick look? ALWAYS
Something tells me the back of that dress is skid-marked...Ugh, why can't these pig people just go away?
Jack, I know I've been giving you far too much love lately, but "Zombie please" had me rolling!
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:02pm.
And you'd tap that, yeah? Even if I had a dick, I wouldn't tap her with someone ELSE'S dick!
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I never said I'd tap that, I've said I kinda feel sorry for her an wish she could get her shit together and get on with her life.
911, what is your emergency?
Lilo's Tittays; Help! We have fallen and can't get up!
So seriously if she's in her 20s with no kids..Why or why did they fall so fast?
What you don't know is that sister Ali was walking behind Lindsay the whole time.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 4:13pm.
She looks decent. I HATE when people are praised for DOING WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO DO, though.
Amen! Like Chris Rock says in his routine about people wanting praise for doing what's expected: "Whaddya want, a cookie? You're supposed to __________! [take care of your kids, stay out of jail, etc.]"
She actually looks just a teeney bit chunky here, like maybe she's actually eating food for a change. Maybe she really has cleaned up her act.
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Dick funk, smegma, yeah.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
That guy in the suit and shades is hawt.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 4:59pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 4:33pm
I read somewhere that she doesn't even wear most of the clothes she steals...er...buys. She just leaves them all over the place with the tags still on them.
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Yes, that's what they were saying too I think. She was fucking out of it when they interviewed her and she had no idea what was in the bags and no recognition of the item when they handed it to her.
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And you'd tap that, yeah? Even if I had a dick, I wouldn't tap her with someone ELSE'S dick!
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 4:33pm
I read somewhere that she doesn't even wear most of the clothes she steals...er...buys. She just leaves them all over the place with the tags still on them.
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Yes, that's what they were saying too I think. She was fucking out of it when they interviewed her and she had no idea what was in the bags and no recognition of the item when they handed it to her.
Whats the exact shade of her nylons, cadaver blue?
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 4:55pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 4:33pm
I pray that she isn't one of those people who tries on undies at the store and then doesn't buy them, leaving some poor unsuspecting fool to purchase and then WEAR THEM.
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Oh you can pretty well bet she IS the type to do just that.
I caught a clip of this show on her a while back and they were at her house trying to get it in order and her place looked like a fucking horders dream. There was clothes everywhere and none of them in dressers or on hangers. They were all half in and out of the bags they came in or just laying on the floor. I shook my head and was thinking you can't even get someone to organize your shit for you?
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I read somewhere that she doesn't even wear most of the clothes she steals...er...buys. She just leaves them all over the place with the tags still on them.
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 4:33pm
I pray that she isn't one of those people who tries on undies at the store and then doesn't buy them, leaving some poor unsuspecting fool to purchase and then WEAR THEM.
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Oh you can pretty well bet she IS the type to do just that.
I caught a clip of this show on her a while back and they were at her house trying to get it in order and her place looked like a fucking horders dream. There was clothes everywhere and none of them in dressers or on hangers. They were all half in and out of the bags they came in or just laying on the floor. I shook my head and was thinking you can't even get someone to organize your shit for you?
Looks like she belongs on the short bus. Also, if she'd stop trying SOOOOOO HARD to emulate Marilyn Monroe(I noticed her mannerisms - ughhhh), she may - just MAY get a clue. Stupid idiot. I can't wait until she fucks up royally (by the way, I often wondered if Princess Diana ever called Charles a "Royal Pain in the Ass.") Hate this human with an unfathomable passion. Good luck with your acting career Blohan - because YOU CAN'T ACT!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 4:39pm.
I'm sorry, but she should not wear a dress that clingy when she's obviously pregnant with a 12-pack of Budweiser.
Suck it in, bitch, suck it like Terry got you to in those pics.
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OLOLLL!!
Let's be real, though, you know it's Keystone.
Jesus, what's with this wishing people death??? And the same ppl probably have no qualms RDJ beating the system for years before getting a second chance. If she gets sober enough to get mom out of her life, shell be all right.
Why is she being guarded by the Men In Black and the blonde guy from CHiPs?
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