Wednesday, February 22nd 2012
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Put a nail on the vacant space above your toilet, because here's the perfect HIGH ART masterpiece that will make you heave and tingle at the same time. Unicorn Booty posted this stunning portrait created by an unknown computer artist genius of Rick Santorum's face made entirely of gay porn. It's a Rick Santporno! Rick Santorum's mug makes a lot of people yack, but if you get closer to this gorgeous portrait you'll have the sudden urge to fap.
Man nalgas and peens really bring out the beauty in Rick's face. Oh Rick, you really make all of us swoon when you've got dirt stars in your eyes. For the slightly NSFW full ass version, click here or here.
(For Angelique)
LOL
"Put a needle in my hand, I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh"
Dinosaur Bob
Ahahaaaa! Perfect high art!
Fuck the totally hollow and gaseous Insane-torum.
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He messed with the WRONG demographic, mother-f#*cker!!! The world is changing and he is trying to take it back...back to the 50's, the 80's. Which is the seeming agenda of the GOP in general. They seem to want to restore America to it's former Glory, they don't realize that socially, that cannot play out. Politics be swirled into the vortex of brain-washing bullish//t! Stodgy old-school 50's style families aren't relevant UNLESS they accept and embrace their non-traditional constituents.
Hilarious!!!!
Santorum hates women as only a homosexual man can. He really freaking resents the double standards. Straight men are usually too pussy whipped see the double standards that benefit women and turn men into their suckers/slaves. Santorum sees them because he is GAY.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Zooming in almost made me pee on my hooves!
Why does Santorum hate on Satan btw? What'd I ever do to him personally? Jackwagon!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Oh! I have seen that photo of the little girl blubbering but did not put two and two together that THIS is the politician who is her dad.
Egads.
No offense...but why does her mother dress her like they live on Little House on the Prairie?
Those kids don't stand a chance w. a dad like that.
Good thing they are homeschooled b/c I get the feeling they'd be beat up every day if they spewed the sort of shit Mr. S does.
Only thing that could have made this better is if it were made up ONLY of gay porn PENISES and BUTTS! No faces or torsos. OMG HILARIOUS! :P
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
Sanctimonious pos.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 2:37pm.
Submitted by WWJDFAKB: "http://www.plunderbund.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/boohoohoo.jpg I don't usually judge peoples kids (that's a republicans job), but man his children freak me out, especially that identically dressed doll."
That photo NEVER fails to make me laugh uproariously. I didn't believe it was real the first time I saw it.
Now, every time I see Santorum, I see his big baby daughter blubbering.
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I am not one to normally hate on kids, but I laughed like a lunatic when I saw this, because it meant his shitastic ass had lost the election (I live in PA and I hate this fucktard).
He is a scumbag of the highest order and I despise him.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
THAT is awesome!!!! The only way to make it better would be pictures of all the sleezy politicians/priests/school teachers who've been caught in sleeze.
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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"
Santorum is an absolute TOOL. I will move to Canada if he's elected. This picture = LULZ. A+
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 12:41pm.
Speaking of Republican closet cases, what do you guys think of that Babeu guy who was outed by his scorned ex-lover? Isn't that THE BEST?
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I just saw an interview with him on CBS news. I think his ex is the liar.
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
The Republican Party has been taken over by women hating assholes.
Submitted by WWJDFAKB: "http://www.plunderbund.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/boohoohoo.jpg I don't usually judge peoples kids (that's a republicans job), but man his children freak me out, especially that identically dressed doll."
That photo NEVER fails to make me laugh uproariously. I didn't believe it was real the first time I saw it.
Now, every time I see Santorum, I see his big baby daughter blubbering.
http://www.plunderbund.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/boohoohoo.jpg I don't usually judge peoples kids (that's a republicans job), but man his children freak me out, especially that identically dressed doll.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
http://chakrakahn.tumblr.com/
The next step for Comedy Central has to be a Colbert-esque spoof of a Santorum-like candidate. Tricky Rick is already dangerously close to doing self-parody.
I fucking hate Rick Santorum with the intensity of a thousand burning suns. Not only does he not believe in a woman's right to choose, he's SO pro-life that he doesn't believe in ultrasound screenings for pregnant women because even getting an abortion for a non-viable or severely impaired fetus shouldn't be an option. This motherfucker will send us back to the 50's. THE 1850's.
You have to be asshole and completely unobservant of how the world works and perhaps or prolly brainwased to be anti-gay. Gays do everything that is getting done. Clean up nighboorhoods, start businesses, get elected, get others elected, decorate the hell outta everything, make music, make clothes, make plays and good beer and also make all kinds of wonderful decisions based on educated information based expert opinion and also because they pay a lot of attention.
WTF is not to like about Gay People!!! Straight women are often bitchy in general to me and straight men are boring often if they are not interested in you. Not my gay pals. Always something going on!!!
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Rubbish, I can't get a good look at it.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Speaking of Republican closet cases, what do you guys think of that Babeu guy who was outed by his scorned ex-lover? Isn't that THE BEST?
Submitted by Thamar on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 11:00am.
Finally a day on the homefront. Hadn't had a chance to donate to Big Gay Prom so went to
Mabel Hodges website aka Gay Alliance.org
Now I wished I had done it in honor of Rick Santorum! Maybe someone else will.
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I believe TexnDoc already did... :)
EDIT: here is the actual donation page
http://www.firstgiving.com/GayAlliance/big-gay-prom-2012
great :)
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Just had to Goggle POTUS. Never heard that before. Thought it was something to do with Hippos.
This is pure awesomesauce.
I was stunned to find out that half of Texas Republicans favor this ass-grinder. Lots of stupid down here.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Dlisted is the 1st site I go to during my day. MK is The BEST. How funny. As I was reading this story, a Santorum political commercial came on the tv.
Re-reading that last sentence and it stays.
Please don't even get me started on this hypocritical, thieving, lying, hatemongering asshole.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
If this guy wins the presidency, I'm moving out of this country. And this is coming from someone who's made fun of people who've spoken like this in past elections.
Haha, look at Jacko all jellified.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 11:20am.
I'm getting a strong closet vibe from this one.
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You think? Isn't it a golden rule, or something, that the loudest, staunchest opponent is always the deepest in the closet? You can bank on that! hahahahaha ;)
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
Submitted by ba-: "I don't want to believe that he actually represents the ideals of a huge portion of Americans."
Me neither. For now, I am pretending that it's just a vocal minority, but I'm starting to get nervous.
Out of all the Republicans in this country, this is what rises to the top? I'd take Gingrich and Romney over THIS one.
"(For Angelique)"... <----- GHEY
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
As CokeyBloke put it -- as eloquently as anyone could have -- I can't love this enough, either.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 11:20am.
I'm getting a strong closet vibe from this one.
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I would sacrafice a baby kitten just to have proof of a gay scandel involving this guy.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
perfection...i despise this asshole...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Fucking fantastic.
I hate to paraphrase Alec Baldwin (I think he is the one who said this) but if this goober gets elected, then I'm gonna movie to another country.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
I can't love this enough.
I'm getting a strong closet vibe from this one.
Submitted by undinespragg on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 10:51am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 10:37am.
This is flippin' glorious! I have a coworker that is SO into Santorum it's disgusting. I think she does those stupid calls for him. I should send this to her and not explain.
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Don't tell her! Print it out for her and see if you can get her to post it in her workspace.
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You are an evil genius. Let's get married. ______________________________________________
McGill Class of '97
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I get such a thrill from googling this Nincampoop's name online and now this, ROTFLMFAO!! How he must LOOOOVE IT! May there be much much more! HAHAHAHA! ;D
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Thamar on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 11:00am.
Why didn't you donate under Santorum's name? HA!
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
AH-MAZING.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Well darn it MK perfect timing! I couldn't think how I was going to remain on topic with my task here now and there you go. A RICK SANTORUM POST!!!
Finally a day on the homefront. Hadn't had a chance to donate to Big Gay Prom so went to
Mabel Hodges website aka Gay Alliance.org
Now I wished I had done it in honor of Rick Santorum! Maybe someone else will.
Mabel ppl like you rock my world!!!!!
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
It's amazing what computer programs can do. As Homer Simpson said : "You mean people use computers for SOMETHING ELSE other than looking up porn ??!!" (My favorite episode where Marge learns the internet from Bart. As he screams at her click here! not there! here! here! Oh you just bought a refrigerator! Click! Click! Oh! You just bought another one!)
It's funny....no matter where your standing in the room the eyes follow you....(shudder)
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 10:37am.
This is flippin' glorious! I have a coworker that is SO into Santorum it's disgusting. I think she does those stupid calls for him. I should send this to her and not explain.
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Don't tell her! Print it out for her and see if you can get her to post it in her workspace.
As a Canadian, it bewilders and frightens me that a man who is so painfully uninformed, homophobic, close-minded and hate-filled could actually be this close to becoming the POTUS.
I don't want to believe that he actually represents the ideals of a huge portion of Americans.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
What's up with the two orange dots? Is that where you're supposed to aim?
Awesome!!! Love it!!!
A brilliant well thought political statement. lol!!