Asshole Being An Asshole
24-year-old Christal Spann of Miami learned on Sunday night that the next time she wants to take a picture of Chris Brown with her iPhone, she should just take a picture of a torn off scab lying on the sidewalk instead. It's more pleasant to look at and it won't steal her iPhone.
NBCMiami says that the Miami-Dade State Attorney has opened up a file with Chris Brown's name on it after he stole Christal's iPhone when she tried to take his picture outside of Cameo in Miami. If this was anybody else, I would use the word "allegedly" somewhere in there, but this is Chris Brown I'm blogging about. The only time I'd use the word "allegedly" in a post about Chris Brown is if it was reported that he was "allegedly" not acting like a first degree douche.
Christal tells police that she was inside of Cameo on Sunday morning when she saw Chris Brown and Tyga leaving the club through a side door (pictures below). Christal and her friends followed Chris to his Bentley and she started taking pictures of him with her iPhone while he was sitting in the car. Being the charming and eloquent gentleman that he is, Chris Brown snatched Christal's phone away before screaming at her, “Bitch you ain’t going to put that on no website." Chris then rolled up his window and drove away without giving Christal her phone back. The State Attorney's office will issue a warrant for Chris Brown's arrest any minute now.
TMZ says that the L.A. County Probation Office is also looking at this case, because he's still on probation for beating RiRi. If the Probation Office has reason to believe that Chris did steal Christal's phone, the D.A. could snatch away his probation and throw his shit in jail.
Yeah, Christal's iPhone is now tainted, but it could've been much worse. Like "swole eye" kind of worse. We all know what happened the last time a girl did something with a cell phone that Chris Brown didn't like.
Proving yet again why he's know as the industry's biggest dick stain!
Chris Brown sucks cock and is still considered a closet case by all the know-it-all R&B and gay circles (the same ones who told us alllll about R Kelly). That's all I really know about the guy other than the Rhianna thing.
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Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 5:36am.
"I don't like my pic taken either and I probably would snatch a phone if someone got in my face. No matter a person's fame, it's still rude as fuck the way people feel free to interrupt them, follow them, and take pics without permission."
I'd normally agree, but did you see the marquis with his name in huge letters announcing his presence? He had to give a pass that night. Or at least not steal their damn phones.
Ack! This prick.
The husband tells me he heard a female dj on one of the Toronto rock stations - dunno which one, I only do jazz - talk about her experience at the Grammys...said CB's thugs were working the room, "encouraging" the crowd to be enthusiastic about their brat on stage.
Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 1:16pm.
You make many great points, but I disagree on a couple of things.
The incumbent president is ALWAYS going to be put down and blamed for everything bad going on by the opposing party, no matter what his or her color.
I love and support Obama. His class and perseverance through all the birther BS, etc. is a great example to all young people.
Lastly, Chris Brown's parents and family may well have tried to help him. Maybe they didn't. But now he's a man (at least age-wise). Time to quit blaming others.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
ALLEGEDLY a warrant has been issued (according to various websites) so we'll see what happens. Although I haven't read about this on anything other than gossip websites...
Jay Z ain't got shit to say because he's been videoed slapping chicks back when he was young!! In fact a lot of rap and R&B men can't say shit to Chris as not too many of them are known for treating females with respect...
Diddy: don't cheat.....Oh wait...
Weezy: don't get them pregnant at the same time....Oh wait...
R. Kelly: use a commode....
I mean really....who and what exactly is supposed to teach him any better.
shit, these days spoiled white girls can't stay out of jail, so unless Chris find Jesus I really think he's going to continue on his merry path.
And when America sees an educated Black man married with a good job and and great woman they do everything to pull him down and blame him for the state of the world of the past 50 years, so even trying to tell our men they can be presidents is a hard one.
I used to try the whole be like King or X but the whole shooting thing kinda worked against me.
I'm just wondering, because we all know common sense isn't common, and especially when you're young, just who is trying to help this young man....
When I first read this report, I had no idea who Tyga was and I assumed he was a woman because it's a feminine name.
It sounds pretty straightforward- The fan was in close proximity to Brown, surprised them in the car or got an otherwise 'scandalous' photo with Tyga, and he yanked the phone from her.
I don't think these other photos are from the time of the incident, because then the paps would have photos of the fan and/or incident. She clearly got something on her camera that he didn't want the world to see, and that the other photographers had not seen.
But now I see Tyga is a man, there's been down-low rumors about him for awhile, and gay rumors are a definite trigger for Brown, so it makes me wonder what type of shot she got?
*edited for spellcheck ;)
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 11:01am.
I bet this woman beating PUSSY wouldn't have snatched my phone out of my hand... or any guy for that matter. He's a pussy... and only acts tough to women.... which makes me fucking sick. I'd love to beat his ass.
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jack, I'd love to see him take MY phone. I'd bet he wouldn't hesitate to harass my 5'6", 130 lb person. Boy, would he be in for a surprise. :) I could kick that douchebag in the face! And smile while doing so.
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Submitted by Dannii on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 12:24pm.
"Submitted by LMA618 on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 10:35pm.
So beating a woman, no jail time. Stealing an Iphone, jail time. Great message to the chirruns."
exactly, but unfortunatly not uncommon-there were news reports here in the uk which stated sexual harassment, stalking and some rape cases earned less jail time than theft. truly fucked up world we live in, but not surprising, when the media and politicians portray women as being less than human and more akin to objects its not surprising this fuckery happens.
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There is more jail time handed down for marijuana possession/distribution than there is for rape. So, yeah, a real fucked up world we're in. With the current 'war' on women's health and reproductive rights.... we're quickly jumping back an entire century.
"Submitted by LMA618 on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 10:35pm.
So beating a woman, no jail time. Stealing an Iphone, jail time. Great message to the chirruns."
exactly, but unfortunatly not uncommon-there were news reports here in the uk which stated sexual harassment, stalking and some rape cases earned less jail time than theft. truly fucked up world we live in, but not surprising, when the media and politicians portray women as being less than human and more akin to objects its not surprising this fuckery happens.
How cool would it be if Chris Brown and Jerry Sandusky were locked up in the same cell for, say, 20 years? They would both get the punishment they deserve, and all would be right in part of the universe.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What exactly is this dude so angry about? He is rich and famous and young and healthy. I don't get celebrities like this and if he is gonna get that upset about someone taking his picture it could atleast be for a good reason, like he is taking a shit and someone bust in the stall with their camera phone.
I can't stand this little puke. But it's interesting that Tom Cruise did essentially the same thing back in the day to a photographer who snapped him looking short with Nicole Kidman. Granted, Tommy did it much more smoothly.
I cannot wait for Chris Brown to fuck up big time, (not wishing harm on anyone else) so HE can be the great bitch he needs to be in jail.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Jack, he's as bad as the adults who think they're tough by beating a child. When someone can't fight back or is very unevenly matched to you, how does it make you tough if you do that? Notice how he never goes up against actual men? And why, FFS, is he always touching his junk??? Is it so small he's afraid it will fall off and slide down his pants leg?
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Jack, I'd love you to beat his ass too!
I don't think Rihanna and Chris are back together, and I also heard about Jay Z's disapproval of the whole collaboration. I also heard he's promoting another young female pop singer, and I couldn't help but think it's because he's preparing for Rihanna's decline in sales. I like Rihanna a lot but getting back together with Chris would be a real dumb-bitch-move. Especially if he's still pulling these stunts.
Chris, there IS such a thing as bad press.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
I bet this woman beating PUSSY wouldn't have snatched my phone out of my hand... or any guy for that matter. He's a pussy... and only acts tough to women.... which makes me fucking sick. I'd love to beat his ass.
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
Yeah! Jail jail jail jail jail!
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
I'm on Miranda Lambert's side in this...when did beating on a woman become ok??
And jeezus RiRi...think, woman!! Beating's like cheating...if he did it once, he'll do it again. This could lose HER some fans this time 'round.
Actually, forget the beating...we should just make him go away for being a complete douche.
If young Christopher doesn't like having his pic taken, I suggest he either stop hanging out at clubs where everyone will WANT to take his picture, or find another career. I hear they need help in prison laundry.
I have no words. He's a psycho.
Jay-Z is already on the record as saying he's very unhappy with RiRi and Difficult Brown's duets ass well as essentially blackballing him after what he did to RiRi back in 2009. Hovah hears about this, it won't be pretty.
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What a pig. Throw him in jail where he belongs.
If Rhianna is back with him then don't expect any sympathy when his true colours come out again and they are usually black and blue.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 1:14am.
I have a feeling it wouldn't take much.
"Excuse me, but your chair is on my coat."
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK YOU!!!!!!!! I'M A GRAMMY WINNER! FUCK THIS PLACE! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! STUPID FUCKING COAT! *throws chair* RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Imma need someone to update Lil Wayne's probation to include stop wearing gay ass leopard print leggings and boots wit da fur in public!!
As for Chris....well there's a mention of Tom Cruise having a fit at having his pic taken....so maybe it's just that time of the month for male celebrities.
I don't like my pic taken either and I probably would snatch a phone if someone got in my face. No matter a person's fame, it's still rude as fuck the way people feel free to interrupt them, follow them, and take pics without permission.
Submitted by elmo533 on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 12:33am.
This asshat needs to go out in a fiery blaze. I bet the Grammy voter are wishing they could revoke that award they gave him.
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If only. But since they forgave him and gave him an award just a couple of years after he beat up on a woman (the rest of the world still remembered!), I think TPTB just don't have a fuck to give.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 1:48am.
But he's CHANGED so much! he's LEARNED from his mistake, so shouldn't everyone FORGIVE HIM????
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Exactly! Haters just don't understand that he has PAID HIS DUES and is NOW GRAMMY MAN of the world and FUCK UUU! FUUUCCKKKKK!! *RAMPAGE* RRWWAAARRWWWWWW!!! NO ANGER ISSUEZZZ NOWZ FUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
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Submitted by oh dave on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 1:55am.
Maybe Rihanna is a beard and this chick in the story was taking pics of Tyga riding Chris Brown like a broken pogo stick and that's why he came unglued. It fits with "those pictures aren't going in no blog" so I'm going to go with that.
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Here Dave, this might be relevant to your interests...
http://unicornbooty.com/blog/2011/09/30/leaked-messages-allege-chris-bro...
He's a celebrity. He should expect that people are going to take his fucking picture. Put him in the slammer and make him someone's bitch.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
No offense but if some chick kept taking my picture over and over I'd either take the camera or phone or smash it all together.
Not a fan of chris brown, more of a fan of not hearing about him anymore..
but are we seriously going to hear about everything he does?
what if he uses the restroom and doesn't flush?
doesn't tip at a restaurant?
takes two newspapers instead of 1 from the honesty box?
Maybe Rihanna is a beard and this chick in the story was taking pics of Tyga riding Chris Brown like a broken pogo stick and that's why he came unglued. It fits with "those pictures aren't going in no blog" so I'm going to go with that.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
I'd love to see people completely ignore him. That would be the best revenge.
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But he's CHANGED so much! he's LEARNED from his mistake, so shouldn't everyone FORGIVE HIM????
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I didn't wanna pressure you, baby ... no
But all I ever wanted to do... I wanna be your lover
I wanna be the only one that makes you come... runnin'!
Submitted by Eddie Van Hilton on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 1:25am.
...but he's a Grammy winner!
Yes and so did a group called Men at Work and thank God we never heard from them again!
...but he's a Grammy winner!
Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 8:50pm.
He's lucky she just took a picture. It must be so tempting to get near Chrissy and provoke him to hit you just to get him more bad press.
It seems like it wouldn't be too difficult either.
I have never heard a Chris Brown song in my life, and I'd sooner gouge out my own eardrums and spread them like peanut butter on bread than listen to a Chris Brown song. Ever.
He looks like he loves nothing more than pounding some fat guy's asshole all night in a hopeless effort to exorcise the gay demons in his skinny dick and balls.
A local couple got married several years back to one of Chris Brown's songs as they entered the church and walked down the aisle. Shortly thereafter, Chris Fist made the news. I don't know if it is still operational, but they apologized and asked watchers, after their wedding video went viral, to donate the Sheila Wellstone Institute--an organization that addresses the issues of women and violence.
Here is a link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0
"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
This asshat needs to go out in a fiery blaze. I bet the Grammy voter are wishing they could revoke that award they gave him.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
So she took a picture of him in the car with Tyga. There has been some rumors of Tyga being gay. With the whole Rhianna beat down allegedly occurring because she found out about CB's man on man sex thing I'd venture to guess that he freaked out and stole the girls phone so the car picture wouldn't get leaked. Detective LaToya would be proud, non?
Why do we even hear about Chris Brown. I mean, why is he a "famous" singer? Really. Why did he perform TWO songs at the Grammys? I know asking all of these questions is a BIG waste of time, but when I actually watched the Grammys and then fast forwarded through his "performances" I had to ask myself "WHY??" ANd then I answered myself and thought he must have some very powerful management, who have done some stealth statistical analysis that confirmed that he fills SOME crazy niche that is certain to make money. Like that he appeals to A-D-D 12 year old girls. (Sorry to diss people with A-D-D.) But there is SOMEONE out there responsible for keeping this no-talent in front of our faces, and I wonder who that is.
If he goes to jail he'll come out w/ "street cred."
*barfs*
It's obvious that he still has some issues and being able to handle fame seems to be one of them. He still has a long way to go.
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:18pm.
I think it's a pattern. Any man who has been taught by his mom that he's a speshul snowflake whose shit doesn't stink ends up being a total asshole.
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Absolutely.
I've known the type. Maybe they don't all turn out like that, but it's definitely a thing.
It would be nice if this twerp got some jail time, but the best medicine might be for him to permanently fall out of favor and have a hard time even getting work at state fairs. Shithead. He clearly just has not learned--no one's going to think you've reformed if you can't even ignore the little things.
They listed the offense as a “robbery by sudden snatching,”...LOL!
Way to handle the fans...ass.
I thought he was semi-talented before he got all punchy. The other day I accidentally heard one of his songs all the way through. It wasnt crap but I was repulsed anyway when I found out it was him. Riri must be really fucking lonely. My ex got punchy one night, I put him in jail and fucking moved while he was in there AND had him served with a TRO. Fuck that shit. Dont fucking touch me idgaf what we fight about.
Ol' rihanna beater sure thinks highly of himself. Only, this is going to kick his stupid ass, because if the state of Florida files an arrest warrant against him, California will immediately revoke his probation & the stupid dumbass will be in a world of hurt. You just can't get away from stupid actions if you're a stupid asshole...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Is this a publicity stunt to promote those shitastic remixes? You know what gets me, Lil Wayne's terms of probation are to not drink any alcohol, ingest any drug, or associate with anyone who has a criminal record without getting permission from his probation officer, for 3 years. Why a year and a half later, is he not in jail for not violating probation? Could it be...self control? Or at least discretion? Is it really hard for Chris Brown to control his actions (at least in his personal life-if he wants to wear a scowl in his music videos-whatever) so he appears dignified so he can repair his trashed reputation? Is Chris just on edge because Rhianna can smoke but he cant?
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:18pm.
I think it's a pattern. Any man who has been taught by his mom that he's a speshul snowflake whose shit doesn't stink ends up being a total asshole.
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At best. It wouldn't surprise me if this dirtball kills somebody, and sooner rather than later.