Thursday, February 23rd 2012
Birthday Sluts
Dakota Fanning (18)
Aziz Ansari (29)
Emily Blunt (29)
Kelly MacDonald (36)
Niecy Nash (42)
Neal McDonough (46)
Veronica Webb (47)
Kristin Davis (47)
Howard Jones (57)
Patricia Richardson (61)
Peter Fonda (72)
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Loved Reno 911, so HB Niecy Nash. She was great. Hope to see her do more good comedy. (Puts on Terry the Roller Hustler costume on and sashays away...).
Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:39am.
*starts vajazzling her Birthday Girl pimp cup and makes Happy Birthday 2 ME signs*
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HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"
Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 1:58pm.
The Fanning sisters seem very level headed and I pray it stays that way. Elle recently said she'd rather look and dress like a 2 yr old than a 21 year old. That's what I call level headed in Hollywood!!
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Yeah.... You sure can tell by that pic above....ha!
I sincerely hope what you believe is true... but my red meter is blinking pretty bad. I guess we'll all see.
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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 1:04pm.
I see rehab in Dakota Fanning's future.
I don't.
The Fanning sisters seem very level headed and I pray it stays that way. Elle recently said she'd rather look and dress like a 2 yr old than a 21 year old. That's what I call level headed in Hollywood!!
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I see rehab in Dakota Fanning's future.
stfu! dakota is barely 18?thought she passed the teen mark wow...im glad how she is living her "famous life" and all she has accomplished. unlike that unappreciative k.stew whore. :D
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:45am.
HB Niecy Nash and BEAKERS♥!!! I have spies combing every Chili's in America looking for the pretty drunk girl eating cake frosting and waving upside down HB2ME signs. Oh, it's SO on YouTube. ;)
Hahahahaha!! But you'll have to extend your search to the Canadas! Good luck finding me :)
Howard Jones is 57 today? Woh woh woh oh woh woh woh oh !
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
HB Beakers! Im gonna crash your Chilis party. (I lurve me some Chilis). I'll be the drunk blonde chugging on Presidente Margaritas! ;)
Happy Birthday Dakota, Niecy and Kristin!
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Thats it - imma back comb my hair.
"Shalikla!"
HB Niecy Nash and BEAKERS♥!!! I have spies combing every Chili's in America looking for the pretty drunk girl eating cake frosting and waving upside down HB2ME signs. Oh, it's SO on YouTube. ;)
HBD to Dakota...lookin like quite the hottie. Whoever said Sharon Tate...yes!
HBD to Beakers too!!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Awwwww, thank you, hos!! My first thought looking at that and realizing it was Dakota Fanning was, "Well, at least it's not Marilyn Monroe."
Happy Birthday also to the beeyootiful Veronica Webb, Niecy Nash and Peter Fonda!
*starts vajazzling her Birthday Girl pimp cup and makes Happy Birthday 2 ME signs*
Happy birthday to all the sluts today! Dakota, that hair is biggah than yo head, keep rockin' that Deneuve, girl :p
HB to Beakers, a real generous beak!
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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK
"Gas station bathrooms should only be entered if you are on fire or in a zombie movie" ~ cracked.com
Happy Birthday, Beakers Bitch! Take a swing at the piñata and take a swig of tequila - hope it's a great one!
OMG, Dakota. No.
LOL IV!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I didn't realize mental institutions had picture day.
Happy BD Beaker's B!
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Visit Anthony Higgins Performances on Facebook.
HB Peter Fonda!
Take the world in a love embrace like smokin lightin...at the Oscars!
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
BTW... Happy Bday Beakers Beeyotch!
*Does awkward Booty-Butt dance*
Happy Beakers!!!!
*clinks test-tubes wif Beaky*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
@TexnDoc
I was wondering why we were celebrating the birthday of "Sharon Tate."
Submitted by KatFromJersey on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 10:12am.
I have to admire Dakota Fanning for the way she's growing up. She really seems to have her head on straight.
HB to the beautiful Scot Kelly MacDonald, whom I loved in Gosford Park, Trainspotting, Nanny McPhee, and most recently the Grey Lady in the last Harry Potter movie!
Do you have HBO? She's on Boardwalk Empire as Steve Buscemi's mistress/wife(?)
HB Dakota, Aziz Ansari, Kelly MacDonald, and Kristin Davis!
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Happy birthday to our Beaker's Bitch! Much love ♥ ♥ ♥
1st of all Emily Blunt will never be good enough for John K.
2nd After seeing Dakota, Lilo, the Olsen Twins and Miley Cyrus..I don't care how much Hollywood pays I would nevahhhhhh subject my kids.Ewsies.
Happy Birthday Beakers! Everyone else sucks..Esp Emily. :D
HB, Niecy Nash! Loved her on RENO 911. She also had a great attitude on DWTS a couple of years back.
HB Emily Blunt, great in "The Devil Wear's Prada" and "The Adjustment Bureau".
HB to New Wave rocker Howard Jones.,
Happy Birthday, Beakers! Enjoy your day!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 10:21am.
It's an oldie but a goody. The side-eye is epic. No human could ever do it justice!
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Happy birthday everybody, especially Mr. Jones. :)
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
sucky put up a heart??
oh my god!
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
happy birthday, bb.
and on a different note, DF has dead eyes. and separate from that, is also stoned.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 10:02am.
IF, look at Whoro trying to balance the two of us!!!
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Poor whore has to walk on egg shells half the day!
Dog, glad to see your Avi back, it's my fav along with the dog with the insanely long tongue.
HB Beaker!!
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Dark-sided!
HAPPY BDAY TO THAT HOT PIECE BEAKERS BITCH!!
LOL, TexnDoc... to. a. tee.
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
HB Beaker's!
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I have to admire Dakota Fanning for the way she's growing up. She really seems to have her head on straight.
HB to the beautiful Scot Kelly MacDonald, whom I loved in Gosford Park, Trainspotting, Nanny McPhee, and most recently the Grey Lady in the last Harry Potter movie!
HBD Aziz Ansari!
I saw Dakota Fanning in NYC this fall. She looked very haggard in person for someone so young. It was weird. Oh, well. HBD!
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Douchechill!
Happy Birthday Beaker's♥
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Happy Birthday, Beakers!!!
*hands her 100 bucks in Dollar Bills and sends in Strippers*
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
IF, look at Whoro trying to balance the two of us!!!
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Happy birdcage, Beakers Bitch!
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 9:51am.
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Mornin doggie dear:)
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 9:42am.
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Morning darlin:P :)
Happy Birthday, Beakers!!! ♥
*slaps yo ass*
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 9:18am.
Mornin whorebags:)
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Pot. Kettle. Black.
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is that a felted wool straightjacket? sessy!
it's my baby's birthday today!! love love love happy happy happy and JOY!
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
Happy Barfday Beakie !
Submitted by yucko on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 9:38am.
She looks weird. Quite frankly, to me she kind of looks like she's recovered from a stroke
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LMAO! Great, I now think stroke victims are hot:)
HAPPY BIRFDAY TO ONE OF THE BEST PEOPLE I KNOW------BEAKER'S BITCH!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
HB to Dakota, Emily and Niecy.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 9:41am.
Like a homeless Sharon Tate.
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Nailed it!
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Dark-sided!
I see a smidge of Goldie Hawn here.. Listen to the Wham Man, kid: Don't pull a Lohan.
Howard Jones always makes me whine about missing the 80's His songs were so great. HB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIx8GW601FA