Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This A-List actor shed his substance abuse problems to become a Hollywood role model for clean living, but now it seems he has a new addiction—cross-dressing! He loves to doll himself up in vintage women’s clothing and has spent more than $10,000 on items such as high heels, dresses, fancy hair accessories and hats. The goods are ordered online (using an alias) and delivered to his manager’s house. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
I just got the vapors from picturing Robert Downey Jr. leaning against the doorway of his boudoir while wearing pink lace panties, white satin heals, a Raquel Welch wig, and a marabou feather robe. If that image is not bringing you to your knees, then picture RDJ's butt stubble peaking out of those pink lace chonies. I know, right? You just sashayed away to the nearest CVS to buy smelling salts.
This Oscar-winning ladies’ man has taken his obsessive and out-of-control sex life to new levels. The heterosexual comedian/actor/singer is so insatiable that he’s started turning tricks with men! Who is the newly bisexual star? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
The only dude comedians who have won Oscars are Red Buttons, Robin Williams, George Burns and Jamie Foxx. Red Buttons and George Buttons are up in heaven, so they're out. Even though I'd need to take a FURminator to my tongue after licking on Robin Williams' fur body, I so would. But it's not him since he's not a singer. That leaves my only guess, Jamie Foxx?I don't think Jamie Foxx is hard up for cash, so he's doing this solely for the thrill of being a paid whore? This mess isn't true, but if it is, Jamie Foxx is my fourth favorite ass peddler after Angel, Kit de Luca and Kristin Davis. But for real, this blind item is probably just marketing for Shame on DVD.
This once upon a time almost B+ list female singer is now more famous for being famous. Hey, at least it keeps her wealthy. She is also known for being a devout member of this church. She recently left it though after she suffered a nervous breakdown and went on an alcohol binge that would make Arthur proud. She went to rehab and while in rehab began seeing a psychiatrist. Uh oh. She also left her church which is never a good thing. However, if you are wealthier it is easier to avoid them. They knock at her door everyday and dig through her trash, but she just hires more and more security to keep them all away and stays locked inside her house. It is a stand off. Oh, the tales she will be able to tell. But what about her kids? Her other relatives who are also in the church? (CDAN)
You in danger, Lisa Marie Presley.
This celebrity feud has another round coming up in the next couple of weeks! In the competition for Oscar party guests, this Diva has scored a small early victory over her Rival.
The Diva sent out a super-early invitation to this very popular Singer and secured her commitment to attend her pre-Oscar party. Diva then instructed several of her other guests to do everything possible to keep the singer at Diva’s party all night. The plan includes bribing the Singer’s driver to feign an engine problem once they have arrived at the Diva’s party. Diva wants to prevent the Singer from attending the party of the Rival, scoring points for the Diva’s popularity… and very effectively ruffling the feathers off the Rival, whose anticipation of the arrival of the Singer all night will end in bitter disappointment. (Blind Gossip)
Diva Bitch Queen: Madge?
Diva Bitch Queen's arch rival: Elton John?
The pawn in Diva Bitch Queen's plan: Lady CaCa?
@Michael regarding Blind Item #1: I went cheaper. I just had the person in the next cubicle slap me really hard. (really, really hard)
rdj was caught (by the police) giving a beej to a dude in a motel and he/they got arrested for drugs.
so, as far as scandal goes, dressing like a female is totally disney-approved.
anyway, rdj is one of the most bearded queens in the kingdumb of hollywood.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Number one is RDJ. Doesn't anyone remember how he got arrested in a hotel room with a Wonder Woman costume?
Number two is Jamie Foxx. He is the singer/comedian/actor Oscar winner presently alive. Robin Willimas doesn't sing.
Number three is,obviously, Lisa Marie Presley. No one escapes L.Ron Hubbard. Look at John Revolting.
The last one is just way to complicated for me, so I'll say Vadge.
Lisa Marie Presley did an album about five to ten years ago. She did a cover of Don Henley's "Dirty Laundry." She is STILL working on her follow-up album.
Here she is performing it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boWIJM9i8D0
Good guess on RDJ, knew a dominatrix in NYC who used to service his fetishes...which involved far more than just dressing up.
If Robert Downey Jr.'s wife is OK with his cross dressing, then I say "Whatever". If this is what keeps him happy, and sober, then go on with your bad self. Buy those heels, get that cute dress, and go to town!
LOL!
The first item says the subject is an A-lister, which Foxx isn't anymore and Grammer never was. It's RDJ. A couple of my friends worked with him pre-dry-out, and both of them said that at the bottom of his addictions were unresolved identity issues. They made it sound as if he were in the closet, but now I think they meant he was a closet transvestite (which can mean he's het or bi).
@TimC, funnily enough last night my crossdresser friend and me (I'm a straight woman if anyone's interested in labels) talked to a male "admirer" of said friend who had very well-plucked eyebrows.
True that a lot of hetero guys are going in for waxing/moisturising/fake tan in a way they wouldn't have 20 years ago..but I still check out the body hair situation/eyebrows/nails on a man. All subtle clues.
And would it put me off RDJ? Hell, no, he'd still be getting it, dragged up or not. I like 'em kinky.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 6:18pm.
As hot as it to think of RDJ for number one, I vote for Jamie Foxx.
This makes more sense to me. I just saw the Sherlock movie that the pic was taken from and really RDJ does NOT look good in drag.
I think # 1 is Mel Gibson. He gave RDJ a chance when no one else would, AND he cleaned up Cheeto-twat, AND he is the model for clean living.
*blinks*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by Louiselouise on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 6:27pm.
The first thing I check out on a suspected crossdresser is the eyebrows. If they're carefully shaped that can be a clue.
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PFFFFT. I wish! Plucked eyebrows are so common now, especially on straight guys. But when I see them all I want to do is say "What were you thinking? You look like a drag queen in her civilian clothes!". I don't care how hot a guy is, plucked eyebrows are a dealbreaker for me. Quentin Crisp said a man never looks more butch than when he puts on a frock, and it's true. I would fuck a nonplucked crossdresser before I'd fuck a plucked Michael Phelps.
I'm learning to get past all the lame tattoos (anymore, just having a tattoo is a sign of lameness, but a man's gotta fuck). But I will never be able to do it with a plucker.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:19pm.
RDJ can do whatever the fuck he wants, including me with or without borrowing my clothes.
^^^AND THE CHURCH SAID "AMEN" ^^^
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Submitted by 8cocksacrowing on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 8:12pm.
I think Chynna is a born-again Christian, not a Scieno.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I really want to know who one is!
Madonna's carrying this youth kick too far: It sounds like she's in third grade.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
#1 is Kelsey Grammer (hardly a list except in his own mind).
i think the fleeing scientologist is chynna phillips. she had a breakdown last year, or maybe the year before and went to rehab for exhaustion or depression or something. (sorry, i'm way fuzzy on the details) she has to have substance abuse issues considering her family.
RDJ is ugly and a bad actor. He was good 20 years ago.
Excuse me, but when has Jamie Foxx ever been heterosexual? He'd have to start fucking his beards to be "newly bisexual."
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Don't you come after me you WHORE!
That seemed to post twice for some reason. Oops.
The first thing I check out on a suspected crossdresser is the eyebrows. If they're carefully shaped that can be a clue.
If it's true about Lisa-Marie and Scientology I hope that she does get help and finds the courage to speak out.
As hot as it to think of RDJ for number one, I vote for Jamie Foxx. A friend of mine was in Ray and was on set for several days with a medium sized part. He assumed Foxx was gay, and told me makeup had an ordeal with him becuase Foxx refused to stop plucking his eyebrows super thin. They had to make eyebrow wigs so the scenes could match up and not cost a shitton of money to reshoot huge chunks of the movie. My friend said that w/o the eyebrow merkins, he had chick eyebrows. Maybe he was trying to keep his brows in shape for his life as a chick? It's also odd that after a nomination and an oscar win, he's not been in a ton of movies, and is only A list because of the win.
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What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit?--MK
*Prays that it's RDJ*. If the guy's hot, yes, it's to be encouraged. I think he'd be pretty foxy as a laydee.
Could easily imagine him being into humiliation and freaky sex.
I'll dream about that later. Sigh :)
I think #1 is Kelsey Grammer - Camille has hinted as much since they've been going through their divorce.
#2 - Lisa Marie - her "other relative" being Priscilla and maybe her kids too.
#3 Don't know and don't care - I bet the Singer is Adele since she's had the biggest year ever. Who cares for Diva and Rival.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Snowieeeeeee.. *kisses snowie with tongue* :P
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by guest on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 5:01pm.
OT: honeymoon diver murder trial dismissed. wow.
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I had to look this up as I'd never heard of it but based on what I read from Wiki, he flat out pulled the regulator from her mouth, bear hugged her till she was dead then dropped her to the bottom. What a unbelievably sick fuck and I don't need any more evidence to tell me otherwise.
GUILTY!! lol....kind of:(
Jamie Foxx totally strikes me as a tranny fucker on the side.
This could well be RDJ, I've always liked him. Though I doubt my clothes would fit him, I could ship him a few select items if he asked me! Yessum! :D
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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK
"Gas station bathrooms should only be entered if you are on fire or in a zombie movie" ~ cracked.com
SMURFHUGZ!!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
ditquoi ugh!
In other news, I can't wait for Jeff Lewis' new show! With Zoila and Jenni!
http://www.bravotv.com/interior-therapy-with-jeff-lewis/season-1/videos/... Therapy with Jeff Lewis Season 1:Jeff and Jenni are Moving In!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Hi you cheap whores!!!!! <3
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
OT: honeymoon diver murder trial dismissed. wow.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I think you are on the money for all three "blinds"
#1: Jamie Fox has been known to switch teams for years, so getting guys to blow him is not news around these parts. *LOL*
#2: Sorry that Lisa Maria is having all those problems, but being in the Church of Xenu has got to be the worst of her problems. Wait until Katie Holmes tries to make the break... all Xenu is going to break loose!
#3: Saw on that other "pink" celeb blog that Diva #1 (Madonna) is holding a HUGE Pre-Oscar party (guess she's trying to replace Swifty Lazar) and yes, I could see her going after Singer (Lady CaCa, and using "singer" with her name is being way too generous) to give the F U to the Grand Diva of their all, Elton John.
Lady CaCa, by the way, is Elton's baby's Godmother.
I don't think that W/E movie is even nominated for anything, so why is Madonna even going?
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Lisa Marie is a singer? I did not know that. What???
I'd steer so clear of RDJ. Not because of cross dressing; that's the least of his issues, IMO. Like IrishFury said, there is something dark and secret about him.
snowpiece, it was fucking creepy...full of awkward silences and weirdness. I'd recap but my brain is in the process of purging the memory. it's a survival instinct.
makes me kind of wish Tyra were still on in that timeslot. :(
Red Buttons and George Buttons....tehehe.
"RDJ creeps me out. He's a good actor but I suspect he has a whole other life that none of us know about - nor his wife or friends. A kind of dark and weird and creepy life."
Like his role from "FUR"?
I did M.E. I'm watching People's Court now
ditquoi I love how stupid Dr Drew tried to make us think he's helping these people when he's really just exploiting them and their sickness
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:47pm.
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TURN IT OFF!
Since when was LMP a B list singer??
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that extreme couponing multiple chinned Jabba the Hut beast lady and her go-go juice drinking child are on Dr. Drew and it's soooooooo fucking gross. Dr Drew just took a commercial break because Honey Boo Chile needs to change into her "Daisy Duke" outfit for a performance in the next segment. He was like, you don't want to miss this. AU CONTRAIRE, MON FRERE...I DO want to miss this.
on topic: meh.
I think it's Lana Del Rey instead of gaga.
Lisa Marie blind begs the question WHAT KIND OF STUPID ASSHOLE GETS INVOLVED WITH THIS CULT AFTER KNOWING EVERYTHING WE KNOW!?!?!?
FUCKTARDS! That is who.
I have some very pretty panties he can borrow - and then I shall reprimand him.
Blind Items piss me off because 99% of the time we NEVER find out who the FUCK they're talking about.
I doubt Lady Caca would ever be invited or attend a party held by Madonna. After the "reductive" comments, it would be rather pathetic and submissive, and I dont think Caca is so stupid. Irritating yes, but not stupid.
just like the majority here RDJ can do no wrong in my eyes....I thought Jamie Foxx was gay anyhow, so that is a no brainer too, Lisa Marie better build a fortress against those whacko $ciento's they are beyond nuts, and the Divas all sound like a bunch of whiny bitches, I would rather party with RDJ in a feather boa and heels than those ho's any day! I am talking to you Vadge and Elton, get over your damn selves already!!
Kelsey Grammer for the first BI. That was the best guess I've seen. RDJ wouldn't be all that surprising. Then again, neither would Kelsey. Would he be a Booger or a Heather?
I agree with you on all four, however Jamie Foxx is hardly news, he has been playing in boystown for some time now. Just one of the perks of being connected to the gossip mill in the hospitality industry.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion