The Oscars Won't Let Sacha Baron Cohen Be Great
Sacha Baron Cohen is probably browsing Big & Tall's Black Label Collection today, because he'll have to find some new shit to wear to the Oscars on Sunday since the show's producers have banned him from dressing up as his character from his new movie The Dictator. The Academy told Sacha that his ass is more than welcome at the Oscars, but he'll have to leave his Kid 'n Play chin wig at home. Deadline says those prim and proper hos of the Academy aren't taking any chances, though, and have temporarily sat on Sacha's tickets and won't give them to him until he promises to not bring the promo fuckery to their red carpet. One of the mouths for the Oscars said this to CNN about Sacha's stunt:
“We would love to have Sacha Baron Cohen at the Oscar show. We have expressed [to Cohen] that we don’t like our red carpet to be used as a promotional stunt. We’re waiting to hear from him. We’ve put the ball in his court.”
Oh yes, because the Oscars red carpet is sacred ground where nobody, I mean nobody, promotes anything. We never hear the words: "My dress is by Chanel, my earrings are Cartier, my bag is Judith Leiber, my tampon is Fendi and the platinum stick up my ass is Bvlgari." We never hear that! I don't know why those Oscar bitches care about Sacha Baron Cohen showing up in character when they obviously have no problem with Ryan Seacrest showing up as a straight journalist every year.
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I loved Borat the first time I saw it.
The Bear scaring the kids in the ice-cream truck was priceless. And the nudey-butt wrastling. And the Pa-MELLA fascination and all the jew jokes.
But, the second time, years later, it didn't seem to hold up as well, and Bruno was a one-joke pony.
This is why I don't want to see the Dictator at the Oscars. It would take some of the bloom off the rose. SBC should go as Hitler, the ultimate dictator.(Mel Gibson)
Fuck those self-absorbed, self entitled Oscar Peeps.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 1:54pm.
I swear to God I just wanna suck on his nose until it cums boogers then I want to give his circumcision scar a hickey and make his asshole so fucking pregnant god damn.
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So they want the awards show to be boring?
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Sacha Baron Cohen is kind of an ass. But is this the way all the Oscars hos are treated? They submit their costume plans for approval?
So he achieved his end anyway, of getting some press. Did he do a press release?
Aw dont unterstan how hollywoods act. Prolly for the b est.
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Submitted by Niko on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 7:11pm.
Sasha is a Jew who takes no prisoners. The offended people of Kasachstan (German spelling)can tell. LOL. Another testament to the Acadamy's cowardice, read US cowardice, to take the piss out of people who deserve it. Shame on the Academy. They could have made a point here. Prefer to accomodate the ones who hate their way of living. Own goal, possibility missed.
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is this a riddle?
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Nikki Finke is reporting that the Academy is taking heat for not letting SBC come in costume on the red carpet and is "blinking" on the ban.
I always found it perplexing Gaycrest and Julianne Hough were "dating"... I would love to tap JH... sigh.
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The braids with tail on his shoulder looks like a noose.... on purpose?
Sasha is a Jew who takes no prisoners. The offended people of Kasachstan (German spelling)can tell. LOL. Another testament to the Acadamy's cowardice, read US cowardice, to take the piss out of people who deserve it. Shame on the Academy. They could have made a point here. Prefer to accomodate the ones who hate their way of living. Own goal, possibility missed.
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"Submitted by i_heart_jack on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:25pm.
@Anonymouse
It's "Number 23." It was a box office disaster, but I loved it.
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Doh!
I can never remember if it's 23 or 32.
Bit dyslexic.
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by the way, the movie actually looks funny.
Borat was funny, but Bruno- IMO- is ahead of its time.
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Hypocrisy, thy name is Oscars.
Oh please!!!! The Oscars is nothing BUT self-promotion. Shit, that's why the fuckin' award show was started... to drum up attention to the actors and the moving picture industry.
It is all about promotion and the only thing they are worried about is that Sasha will outshine everyone on that show.
BRING THE DICTATOR TO THE OSCARS!!!
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I wonder if the South Park guys are to blame for this. Member when they went to the Oscars is dresses?
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The guy has a history of over-the-top promos.
He did it to himself.
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:38pm.
What the fuck you say????? Isn't the entire Oscar Shitfest a giant Promotional Stunt????? I don't understand....
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There is a fine line between promotion and promotional stunt.
apparently.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:46pm.
No, just maim you. Tomorrow, as a grand finale for the week, I shall kill your spirit by telling you I am not really a dog.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:46pm.
No, just maim you. Tomorrow, as a grand finale for the week, I shall kill your spirit by telling you I am not really a dog.
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Well, at least not with a shovel load of makeup on.
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I agree with MK.
The Oscars should not be a platform for actors to promote their movies. But it also should not be an arena to shamelessly plug designer's gowns.
Some of SBC humor is hilarious, some is sophmoric.
Either way, one has to credit him with creativity and inteligence.
Except for Chris Rock, Kathy Griffin, George Carlin (RIP), old Eddie Murphey, and Dave Chappelle, I don't find other commediens that funny.
I don't know the last time, if ever, I laughed at anything Jim Carey or Jack Black did or said.
Has anyone mentioned his golden globe win speech? :D
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Ali G and Borat were hilarious! Haven't thought about him since Bruno, which sucked. As for this stunt queen move! Well played Borat, you're getting more promo AS PLANNED!
"we don’t like our red carpet to be used as a promotional stunt."
HAHA! That's the funniest thing those stuffed suits have put out, EVER!! Who wrote those lines? Call them back fools! HA!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:43pm.
Dog, now you are just trying to hurt me.
*cries*
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Dog, now you are just trying to hurt me.
*cries*
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Submitted by Satan on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:05pm.
Another scene from Borat that brings me to tears of laughter is when he gets the politician Bob Barr to eat cheese from Borat's Wife's Breast Milk. Every time Borat discloses the 'reveal' I just laugh so hard it hurts. The look on his face is priceless.
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Speaking of priceless looks, during the bonus stuff, when he busts out the picture of Barbara Bush while asking the plastic surgeon to make him look "strong, like this man", I have to physically remove myself from the room.
What the fuck you say????? Isn't the entire Oscar Shitfest a giant Promotional Stunt????? I don't understand....
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:17pm.
I'm too pretty to do math!
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Maybe that's why you lost count of how many men you picked up at the truck stop. SKANK!
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I only picked up two! Whamo was one.
Your husband was the other.
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I hate to tell you but that was my grandmother you picked up. She likes dressing as a man. Whamo still laughs about that.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:17pm.
I'm too pretty to do math!
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Maybe that's why you lost count of how many men you picked up at the truck stop. SKANK!
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I only picked up two! Whamo was one.
Your husband was the other.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:17pm.
I'm too pretty to do math!
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Maybe that's why you lost count of how many men you picked up at the truck stop. SKANK!
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:03pm.
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lmao! this is why I just lurvers you crazy gals:)
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Submitted by Satan on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:08pm.
Whamo on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:03pm.
LMAO! Seriously, that movie is so sick
Chasing the chicken around the subway!
we could go on and on, it truly was funny as shit.
I'm too pretty to do math!
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Bruno made me want to puke. Slasha def swings both ways.
Whamo on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:03pm.
LMAO! Seriously, that movie is so sick, insane and funny as HADES <--Ha! If you can stomach it and have a warped sense of humor, it's almost non-stop laughs. I own the DVD (shhhhh).
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Another scene from Borat that brings me to tears of laughter is when he gets the politician Bob Barr to eat cheese from Borat's Wife's Breast Milk. Every time Borat discloses the 'reveal' I just laugh so hard it hurts. The look on his face is priceless.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
I hate this asshole.
That film 'How to Lose Friends and Alienate People" mocks Angelina Jolie's Oscar stunts with her agent. And Megan Fox does a pretty good with it.
I don't think she is up her own ass as far as people like to say.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:02pm.
That's the whole point. It's a parody. Sheesh!
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:58pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:50pm.
Well you just called me a married whore!
I'm not married!
(ok, I am)
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Hey come on now, In fake cyber world no one is married. FACT. lol!
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:50pm.
Whoro, you wouldn't have to floss as much if you stopped kissing IF's ass
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And I'd be happy to kiss your ass too:P
Math quiz.... If Ms Fury has two feet of rope and doggie has three feet of rope, how many feet of rope does it take Whamo to hang himself?
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In this equation we see Dog has more rope so Dog ties IF to a jungle gym and leaves with Whamo, ergo Dog wins.
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Submitted by Satan on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:48pm.
christine the hoff on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:45pm.
haha, my sister, number four prostitute in all of kazastand!
LOL! Don't forget the annual “Running of the Jews,”! Being that he is Jewish made it even funnier!
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When he went to that dinner, asks to use the washroom then craps in a bag only to come back and hands it to the lady at the dinner table, I though I was going to have a hemorrhage I was laughing so hard.
I love the way Cohen thinks dictators all look like a cross between Kim Jong-Il and Fidel Castro. Way to mine those stereotypes. *eyeroll*
Would be funnier if he dressed as George W. Bush.
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christine the hoff on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:45pm.
haha, my sister, number four prostitute in all of kazastand!
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Haha!! Gold.
Not a fan of Jim Carey's humour myself either....it's a bit too narcissistic . Although, he is the only comedian or actor I've heard do the Newfoundland dialect any justice at all.
Whether you like him or not, you can't deny this is bullshit. People have pulled stunts on the red carpet for years and now suddenly they have a problem with it? Bitch please.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:50pm.
Well you just called me a married whore!
I'm not married!
(ok, I am)
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Hey come on now, In fake cyber world no one is married. FACT. lol!
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:50pm.
Whoro, you wouldn't have to floss as much if you stopped kissing IF's ass
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And I'd be happy to kiss your ass too:P
Math quiz.... If Ms Fury has two feet of rope and doggie has three feet of rope, how many feet of rope does it take Whamo to hang himself?
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Bruno was more cringe-worthy than anything else to me, but I can still watch Borat and laugh my moronic ass off. Ditto for some of Jimbo's stuff, like Liar Liar or Me, Myself, & Irene. I can't even pretend to be highbrow when stuff like "Are you telling me the man who tried to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?!" gives me a stomachache from laughing so hard.
What's up with it, Vanilla Face?
Borat is one of my favorite movies...ever!
Bruno was pretty stupid, it had a few funny moments, but most of it was overkill IMO.
I'll see this one fo sho.
The only way I'm ever going to watch the Oscars is if Borat hosts it. Billy Crystal is STILL alive? Seriously? Had the man acted since "City Slickers"?
christine the hoff on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:50pm.
LOL trust Satan to remember the running of the jews...
LMAO
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
LOL trust Satan to remember the running of the jews...
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Whoro, you wouldn't have to floss as much if you stopped kissing IF's ass!
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Well you just called me a married whore!
I'm not married!
(ok, I am)
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oh jesus honey, what is wrong with you people? He gave his ghost boyfriend a blow job and everything! Tons of jellies in here!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I don't find this guy amusing at all.
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