Open Post: Hosted By A Subway Pole Dancer
In this episode of Tales From Public Transportation, we witness a delicate Canadian flower playing the sluttiest one-ho game of maypole I've ever seen. This graceful beauty's fellow passengers on the Vancouver SkyTrain should be throwing dollars, coins or pants at her for giving them high quality entertainment, but instead one dude gifts her with words that I long to hear every time I bare my bottom nalgitas on the subway. The dude tells our heroine that she's disgusting and that his child is sitting with him and she needs to sit her whore ass down. HA.
While I appreciate that this dude is teaching his innocent child the beautiful phrase "WHORE ASS," I do not appreciate him teaching his child to hate the fine arts. This ho shit artiste is entertaining the train with a lazy ass show and he's telling her to sit down?! His unappreciative ass needs to stand up and SIT DOWN.
I don't know if the SkyTrain is anything like the NYC subway, but if it is then this display is definitely rated G compared to the usual fuckery happening on the train. Did he think he was bringing his child to Disneyland? It's public transportation! You're going to see some ass cheeks (they're just ass cheeks) and you're going to see some shit you don't want to see. Cover your innocent child's eyes with a prayer cloth and shut up.
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Ah ESE, and the best part is, if given a chance to do it over, you'd accept every single time! ;)
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@ESE - It is amazing. I go through the same range of emotions with my hub (who is living and working on the other side of the globe).
All I can say is remember to be good to yourself.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
top o' the morning to you, dlisters.
so, i traveled to see my ex/current wife/girlfriend/friend/downfall/whatever yesterday, and i can't sleep.
it's amazing how one person can have such an impact on your life, and give you a feeling truly elated for hours after just the sight, touch, and conversation with them, and then leave you in complete doubt of yourself, and anything that you ever shared with them after those hours have passed...
i don't know where i'm going with this, so i'll stop there...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtKcM1DGeY
have a good day, all.
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
The dad should really have just "excused her beauty".
Mickey H. - I agree. Two sorta bland girls next door. I did think Lea had IT in Some Kind of Wonderful, though.____________________________
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Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 2:41am.
I see the resemblance. It may be because I find neither one particularly sexy.
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Hah! It's Saturday and I was looking for more posts. Meh, ill probably go out later anyway.
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Me and the dude are going for Peruvian food tonight....never had it, can't wait to try!
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
IS she wearing any panties??
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What a mess. Sit your whore ass down! Hahahahaha!
Beynac, I don't know if that Lainey bit was meant for the dlist posters who were giving her snot the other day (including me) but, for what it's worth, she does seem like a very loyal friend to have and, if I'm going to be honest with myself, I know I will probably wind up back on her site sooner or later. She's the one who introduced me to the Twittards (they're something, aren't they?) and I'm watching Veronica Mars right now because of her (it's not Buffy, but...). Anyway, the very night I decided to take a break from Lainey Gossip I also decided to give Celebitchy the old heave ho because in the last few months that I've been finding myself on that site I have gone to the trouble of composing about 7 comments, yet only 3 of them made it through mediation. Screw that, and as far as I know she's American.
I don't know if it's the camera angle or not, but BITCH IS TOO FAT to pole dance..
Sit-your-whore-ass-down-guy is my new hero.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 6:40pm.
HEY! Settle down there, you Western green-eyed haters. Trawna is the centre of the universe, damn it, and don't you forget it. Not that we'd ever let you forget it.:-)
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HAhahahahaha! You beat me to it, it IS isn't it? ;D True, BC is gorgeous, but the movers and shakers seem to be more in the middle! LOL!
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"Gas station bathrooms should only be entered if you are on fire or in a zombie movie" ~ cracked.com
Not offended or surprised by this guy yelling at her. The other riders' reaction says it all - unspoken agreement. Chick sat down because she knew this was not appropriate. If it had been an attack on her you'd hear others chime in quick enough. ;p
♪ The times they are a-changin'♪
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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK
"Gas station bathrooms should only be entered if you are on fire or in a zombie movie" ~ cracked.com
Bitch just can't run out and get a new dress...she has to save her money to drive down from Canada to the outlet mall in Burlington, WA to buy 6 Coach Factory bags.
Ahhh, weekends in the northern Puget Sound.
By all means, please stand up. I don't want to sit on anything that has been in contact with your bare ass.
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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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I'm good Winter. up too late and gonna be sorry tomorrow. lhah
Wowl, that's great! I hope you're having a beautiful time:)
Lutrelle, how's it going?
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Turtle, I've been good. I'm currently in Mexico. : )
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What's good this even'n?
WOWL!!!
How you been???
Congrats Tortuguita!
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Hope everyone is having a good night.
I just got my first ever brand new car a few hours ago! It had ten miles on it, lol!
Hi!
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We didn't used to be!! We're oppressed under a conservative government now, ya know.
Fuck, I'm getting bona fide scared to light up anymore. We is all tense.
LOL. Canadians are wound up so tight.
I don't know what would have bothered me more - her ass cheeks hanging out of her dress or the damn clomping of her shoes. At least she sat down.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
This ho shit artiste is entertaining the train with a lazy ass show and he's telling her to sit down?! His unappreciative ass needs to stand up and SIT DOWN.
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RIGHT?!?! WTF, DAD?!?!
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double post.
Snooki does Vancouver.
M.E.: I say "shit" all the time in front of my kids. They think that "stupid" is a swear word, ha ha.
One time, one of them (I forget which brat) tattled and said "XX said the 'C' word!" And I was like, huh? Because I never say that word in front of them, because that is like the most horrific thing I think you can say.
So I was all stern-like, wondering where they could have heard it: "What 'C' word? Spell it for me!"
"C-R-A-P"
I died.
Ick...she sat her "whore ass" right down on that seat...and that's exactly why I don't sit down when taking the train...
This is my newest go-to phrase!! LOVE IT!!! I'm sure the Dad who is yelling had a stiffie and got all bothered in front of his kid. She is a bit of a skank tho, and it's cool that he called her on it. He had the nards to speak up!!!
Slow clapping for the dad! She is disgusting. Is she pregnant?
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
ditquoi - I know.
But he has had his mouth washed out with soap, so he knows it is NOT funny and he's not to say those things.
You know, this kind of thing posted online and recognized makes Vancouverites think we're famous. LOL
Yep, this is Vancouver. Most expensive city in North America containing the cheapest, most chemically fucked people you'll ever find around. And to top if off, we have Lainey Gossip (Elaine Lui) spreading her triple sourced gossip. lol
mmmm stilton!
ME, the worst part is your husband was laughing so now big D knows it's a big joke.
I can't talk though because my son knows how to swear in context, thanks to all that time that we figured he's too young to know what we're talking about. yes he's 3. however, if I hear him say that, and I bellow "WHAT DID YOU SAY", he says "sorry mommy". :D
Eh, whatever, outraged daddy. I don't know what's worse -- if my son saw a parading punanny flasher, or if he heard his father yelling at a strange woman and calling her a whore ass. "There are CHILDREN in here, you whore!" Lol.
Oh you guys are bad!
Just git drunk and go at it! Heck, Pabst isnt THAT pricey!
I want a giant piece of cheese. Preferably sharp white cheedar.
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OMG! So last night I was cleaning the kitchen and big D's shoes were right there in the middle and I yelled out to him "COME PICK UP YOUR SHIT!"
He replied "What shit?"
Um. YOU DO NOT SWEAR AT OR INFRONT OF YOUR PARENTS!
BH couldn't stop laughing. Grrrrrrrrr.
M.E., play a rousing game of Strip Moose Knuckle rather than Strip Pinocle. LOL!
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if it's not too cold, you could try walking around the city.
I'm bullshitting though because if someone would be so kind as to take this kid for a night (and I weren't pregnant,) my husband and I would get a bottle, get wasted, watch TV, make love all over the house, pass out wherever and whenever, wake up whenever, partake in some morningwood and go back to sleep.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 7:34pm.
hey ME why don't you guys go party? go to a hot club and get wasted and go home and fuck like monkeys. boy, those were the days. :D
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Because that costs money! LMAO!
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There's always Strip Crazy Eights, or Strip Watch-Jeopardy-and-Yell-Out-Answer. Or Naked Monopoly, with "Free Parking" being anything you designate and "Go To Jail" being, you know… *cough*
I think I just found a new ringtone.
She Stinks!