Stephen Hawking Knows How To Party
Every once and a while comes a story that is filled with so much wonderful that I have to rub my monitor to make sure my eyes are seeing it right and this is one of those once and a whiles. Radar says that Stephen Hawking regularly takes a break from doing whatever kind of genius stuff he does (I tried to read his Wikipedia page to find out, but my simple brain switched to images of shiny-haired puppies playing in the snow right after I read "theoretical physicist.") to bathe in thrusting chocha at a sex club in California. Devore, California isn't only the place where my cousin got kicked out of a Denny's for drunk barfing into a yellow mop bin on Halloween, it's also the place where Stephen Hawking gets wild with naked hos.
A member of the Freedom Acres swingers club in Devore, CA tells Radar that 70-year-old Stephen is a regular there and rolls up with an entourage of nurses and assistants. The fat-mouthed source went on to say, "I have seen Steven Hawking at the club more than a handful of times. He arrives with an entourage of nurses and assistants. Last time I saw him he was in the back 'play area' laying on a bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him. I have spoken to him on several occasions and have even shared drinks with people in his group. And he'll even take photos with people in the club as long as it's in a neutral area."
Stephen Hawking was already a beacon of inspiration, but now he's a constellation of inspiration after reading this story. Because no matter what happens, we'll never lose our need for peen (or poon, in this instance). Get your Big Bang on, Stephen!
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Who cares? Dude wants to get some. College girls gotta make some monies. But it's a sex club, though right? Some people like to be watched. Some like to watch. How is he a misogynist for this? In sex clubs there are dudes too, you know.
Anyway, yeah some people want to fuck on him just because of who he is, which is the same as every other celebrity out there. Even ones with .01% this guy's intelligence and fame.
Can't hate the guy for trying to have some kind of fun in his life. Let him enjoy himself in whatever way he wants there. He's not forcing these women don't even care if they are paid hos. Go Stephen! Get some!
Just read through this thread. In my opinion, there is nothing sexist about him going to a sex club. I feel sorry for women who are so devoid of talent and intelligence that they have to work in those places, but it's whatever. My main problem is with Dannii's comment about scientific theory being on par with Scientology. That is one of the most ignorant, uneducated comments I have ever read in my entire life. I am seriously blown away at the stupidity. Read a fucking book, moron. And don't breed.
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So what? He's still human, he has needs, and he obviously can't go to a bar & pick some slut up..hence he pays for it(because lets be honest here that's how that shit works there). I don't see the major issue here.
I like him, he's fokkin'smrt.
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For your health.
Come the year 3012, humans will be having sex in outer space and there will be new fetishes with it. Like... anti-gravity sex, flying-car sex, sex on the mood, and penises grown from stem cells to be as big as you want.
I'm going to be possibly offensively realistic here, but I think most women are probably only sleeping with him so they can say they slept with Stephen Hawking or maaaybe because they're disability/what-have-you fetishists.
MAYBE he's charismatic, if he can somehow convey that through an artificial voice? He'd have to be pretty funny.
And plenty of nerds ARE mysogynistic assholes. They aren't all like that, but some are just dicks while others fall into the "nice guy" territory--ones who are superficially nice for the sake of manipulating people, and think they should be dating models.
No brag...just fact!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSf0_GowhJ0
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:37pm.
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Everyone is entitled to their opinion but BAAAAAAM! that was funneh! ;)
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Props to voting Stephen for HOT SLUT OF ALL TIME!
Don't forget the sunscreen studmuffin! :D
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:15pm.
-- LMAO! Peed myself laughing, So wrong!
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Looks like the woman on the right is giving him "bunny ears..."
I say live and let live. I realize this guy has his issues. Actually, I had no concept of his private life until I read the posts here. I just thought that many people do this, what can you do? It looks all consensual to me.
Go get it!
Considering how many teenage boys idolize rappers & pro athletes for living the big pimpin' dream, maybe this is a good thing. If an elderly disabled theoretical physicist can relax at a private resort with cocktails & nude lapdances, maybe more boys will be inspired to finish their algebra homework.
Just sayin'.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse: So the smartest man in the world thinks women are nothing but subhuman fuck-toilets, huh?
What an inspiration to us all. Not.
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Agreed, partially. Because when I see his deformed, boneless body and disfigured grin, for some reason all I can think of is dementia.
And let's be real, although it's much harder for someone in his condition to find a woman, dude still managed to get married, and he he looked as repulsive as he does today. He isn't in a trashy sex club paying 20-something year old girls because of their deep intellects. He's in it for the pussy grinding.
All I can say about this is if the roles were reversed and Betty White showed up for some action with some young studs...there isn't enough viagra in the world to allow me to bang Betty White.
I call BS because isn't he in England? What the hell would he be doing in Devore?
don't care for him.
if anyone brings him up around my husband, he always says, "that guy's an idiot." cracks me up ever time. (he's serious)
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 6:16pm.
Why are people acting so surprised??? Hello - he's a guy!!!
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Why are people acting so surprised??? Hello - he's a guy!!!
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 4:29pm.
It's true about him being abusive to his ex-wife. Here's some video of it.
LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
A friend of mine saw him at the movies a few years ago and he had 2 beautiful women with him and people were going nuts trying to meet him-apparently he wasn't interested unless you had a pair of tits...obviously somethings still work just fine....
Brains in a man are a turn on....
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 4:07pm.
What rotten_egg said.
Don't see what's controversial in this story. This guy has never had the chance to live a normal life and yet he's been married (twice?), is giving huge contribution to science and he's enjoing life in a sex club. Big deal.
Let the guy live the best way he can.
Submitted by Chris Knight on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 4:55pm.
Hats off to him but to keep him alive at all costs is definitely murder. Euthanasia needed.
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The man is one of the few geniuses this pathetic planet has left. No. Let's euthanize the people who make life here a shitty place, like every other celebrity on DListed BUT Stephen Hawking.
WWJD Hahahahha! OMG that is so wrong!!
Hats off to him but to keep him alive at all costs is definitely murder. Euthanasia needed.
Can't help myself... http://timelol.ytmnd.com/
Hah!
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Poopelle, that was - funny? Fucking Stephen Hawking thread threw us into an alternate universe!
What's with all the sex club snitchin', first they talk about some Real Housewives ex husband being a regular, and now Stephen Fucking Hawking. Surprising to say the least, and I really don't know what to think of it either. I mean, everybody deserves to "get some" but it's hard to take him seriously knowing this now. Guess it's what MC Hawking would do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wkw9nvRCY8
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I'm surprised that he is partying with white chicks.
You figure he would want some 'Black Hole'.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 4:29pm.
It's true about him being abusive to his ex-wife. Here's some video of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWbLk7BVsDg
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Submitted by citizenstrange: ""Creationism" is his safe word."
*cackles*
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 4:29pm.
When it comes to money, I have ZERO class.
*keeps stuffing 1's in bra*
Submitted by citizenstrange on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 4:15pm.
"Creationism" is his safe word.
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omg! I think I peed a little!
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 4:26pm.
Haha! No need to wrestle, unless it is jell-o wrestling!
*hands Anon a wad of ones*
Jack really throws those ones around!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:56pm.
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Dlist is hardly the place to stand on a soapbox and ream people out about misogynistic oppression with literally 90% of your comments.
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Shut up and go get me a beer, knave. I'm a reverse misogynist and I believe Archie Bunker should have been canonized. Carry on.
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It's good to know he's a total douchebag. I can stop feeling sorry for him now and start making fun of him.
It's true about him being abusive to his ex-wife. Here's some video of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWbLk7BVsDg
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 4:17pm.
*hands Evil Cupcake a wad (heeyyy) of $1 bills and points at pole*
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Fuck I was so broke last month I would've almost grabbed the bills before her. I say ALMOST because I'm too fucking classy for a bunch of ONE dollar bills.
TWO dollar bills, on the other hand...
/facepalm
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No worries, Darth Stoner!
It happens.
Ok, I'm confused about this "sex club". I guess I thought it was just a swingers club. aka - no-one is getting paid, but everyone is getting laid.
"Maybe it's something like Asperger's - where people are incredibly smart with ideas or math or what have you, but they lack the ability to read social cues or empathize."
Yeah. A lot of people like that do have Asperger's. Not all. Just a lot of them. I think I dated two. :O
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 4:17pm.
*hands Evil Cupcake a wad (heeyyy) of $1 bills and points at pole*
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LOL! Jack, you are so REPORTED for misogynist and rude behavior!
*flashes boobies and grabs money*
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I want that money!!!!!!!! I'll mud wrestle ya for it ;)
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
Fucking_classy:
No shit?! HE cheated on his second wife with an assistant? how did that happen? I don't know much about his personal life because it's not that he's constant tabloid food. Is he rich? or is he THAT charismatic?. I say this because a large ammount of people find him "creepy" and "gross to look at", so it's shocking to know he actually married twice and scored an assistant.
I also cringed when I read that comparison between science and scientology since it's pretty much apples and oranges.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 4:17pm.
*hands Evil Cupcake a wad (heeyyy) of $1 bills and points at pole*
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LOL! Jack, you are so REPORTED for misogynist and rude behavior!
*flashes boobies and grabs money*
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 4:12pm.
I guess it wasn't cool of me to say they're always jerks.
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Still didn't warrant that boring, used-up, asinine, passive-aggressive "BITTER MUCH? NEED A MINT, DEAR?" comment, but yeah, I mostly agree with you.
That said, most of the biggest jerks I've met were neither artsy nor brainy... they were just useless jerks, I guess. The worst type!
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*hands Evil Cupcake a wad (heeyyy) of $1 bills and points at pole*
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
GIT IT, PEPAW!!! J/K - I actually agree with M & FC; the man is a genius but also an effin pig who treated his first wife like sh!t IIRC.
I am partial to Michio Kako myself. I'd let him hit it over and over . . . and over again ;)
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
I heard "theoretical physicist." & "Big Bang" so I came a-running :-P )
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:56pm.
The thing that irks me is paying to have those women around him, women who wouldn't come close to him if it wasn't for the money. OF COURSE there's the transaction here, the women get some money and he gets 20-something pussy grinding on his repulsive body. But what I think folks here are questioning is the morality behind this sort of venal relationship.
well, everyone's got an opinion about who's lifestyle is or is not moral.
in the end, who the hell cares if they're both getting something out of it. the women probably wouldn't give the men the time of day if he weren't rich, the men wouldn't give the women the time of day if they weren't big tittied bimbos. the women get money they may not be able to earn otherwise, the men get tight ass in their faces they may not be able to get otherwise. party on.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:56pm.
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Dlist is hardly the place to stand on a soapbox and ream people out about misogynistic oppression with literally 90% of your comments.
"Creationism" is his safe word.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:51pm.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:17pm.
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The only thing I know about black holes is I have one for a mother-in-law.
That's classic doggie LMAO!:)
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 4:07pm.
Danii:
Just because it's theory, doesn't make it wrong. Science, opposite religious shit, doesn't pull answers out of its ass. Researchers MUST follow a strict protocol and methods to get answers. You also need a clear critical mind, specially in his field. As for technology.. sure, we might not have the technology to get near a black hole enough to SEE it with our own eyes but how many other fields were born with guys and chicks with rudimentary methods and technologies?. One example is Genetics with Mendel and his peas; back in the 1800s all he used were a bunch of peas and his mind, yet, he is considered the father of modern genetics. Darwin didn't use anything else but his eyes, his brain and his vogages, yet he wasn't all wrong about Evolution. I will not claim I know ALL about black holes, but one thing I know is that what might sound "impossible" now, might be a reality in later years.
Also, I don't consider science to be 100% correct or 100% fact, far from it, it's prone to have mistakes because all the conclusions were drawn by humans and because a certain method or technology might not be available at the moment. Still, it gives me more accurate, logical and critical answers than religion and the fact that it changes all the time, according to whatever new research is made, is what makes me like it even more.
Scientology is sci-fi-based cult dolled up as religion and it can't be compared with sience, other that the name with the word "science" in it. There is cero evidence behind their claims of thetans and alien overlords and volcanos... they DO pull their shit claims out of their asses. Pretty much what religion does.
Lastly, I can't believe people can't get his comment. Yeah, he has met so many women in his life.. yeah, I bet he had plenty of girlfriends being a crippled man. He was 21 years old when he was diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, so tell me how could he be able to date chicks? by his age most of us already fucked quite a few guys (or chicks) and dated some more, so that gives US more chances to get to know the opposite sex. But it's not that plenty of chicks would drool for a cripple, even IF he has such an amazingly brilliant mind. People are mostly vapid and stupid and chicks would go for the popular guys with muscles and a really dim mind instead for someone like him. He didn't say women were stupid, he just said he doesn't know women enough so he doesn't "get" them. If any of us were in his shoes, I bet we would say exactly the same shit.
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ITA with the religion versus science thing, and I think I almost fucking threw up when I read "I don't see the diff between this and scientology". It was such a fucked up statement I couldn't even articulate a response to it other than WHAT THE FUCK.
The "that poor cripple" part, though... well, dude got married twice, and he apparently cheated on his last wife with his former assistant. So let's just say that he isn't THAT helpless.
By the way, he had the same jello body when he last got married.
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