James Martin Slips A Dick Out
My ass is hung all the way over and this morning I nearly puked my liver out when I sniffed on a delicious piece of meat of the gods (see: BACON!!!). (The sweet nectar is a holy elixir from heaven, but I question my undying love for it when it keeps my mouth from sucking on BACON!!!!) Even though I can't with food right now, I'd immediately put on a cum rag/bib and slobber all over the first course James Martin served up on Saturday Kitchen. I don't know shit about James Martin, but now I know both of our craniums have permanent peen prints on them since we've always got delicious looking dick on the brain.