Sacha Baron Cohen Dropped A Load On Ryan Seacrest
I was all ready for my eyeballs to do a new kind of roll over Sacha Baron Cohen stunting through the Oscars red carpet as The Dictator, but seeing Ryan Gaycrest's little girl bitchface changed EVERYTHING! I thoroughly approve of this shit and I don't care if they spent months rehearsing this shit. In case you missed it, The Dictator spilled Kim Jong-Il's ashes (it was Bisquick) all over Simon Cowell's favorite motorboating partner. Watching Gaycrest slowly spin into an internal cunt midget meltdown was like watching a My Little Pony slowly boil in a pot of hot water. I bet Gaycrest's glitter hole was holding all of his rage so he wouldn't flip out and order one of his assistants to put him on their shoulders so he could slappity slap slap SBC's beard. They should just cancel the rest of this mess and just show us 3 hours of Gaycrest throwing an on the floor tantrum like a second place child beauty pageant queen.
This was such a lame ass, immature stunt. I feel embarrassed for Isla Fisher and his daughters. SBC is way past the expiration date for stupid pranks.
Submitted by TheDrizzle on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 12:28pm.
And, I agree with PrettyHateMachine, I could see the "spilling the ashes" schtick coming a mile away.
It was done on 2.5 Men FFS! Lame.
"Everyone knows the dude is a 100% attention whore comedian who will push any and all boundaries."
Are you high?
Someone deport this unfunny POS already! God. His 15 minutes were up a long time ago.
And FWIW, deport Seacrest with him!
I am not a big Seacrest fan or anything, but I live in LA so he's on the radio and TV constantly and he always seems good natured and professional...he doesn't really do anything that warrants embarrassing him like that to promote your terrible looking movie.
It may not have been funny but you just know Ryan was seething underneath! He's 'Mr Perfect' so to have something like that spilled all over his precious tux... priceless!! Glad Sascha chose him!
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Sasha Baron Cohen is a first class dick weed. Can he just get over his not funny self already?
And, I agree with PrettyHateMachine, I could see the "spilling the ashes" schtick coming a mile away. Yep cutting edge comedy, if it hadn't been done on many sitcoms *first*. Spilling or drinking ashes in urn--the joke that never gets old. Blech.
I usually love Sasha, but thought this was so unfunny and stupid. The whole thing was painful and cringe-worthy, and I don't want to hear any bullshit about this being performance art. It wasn't; it was just lame.
Can't find video of this anywhere!
Gaycrest was not in on it. This was the only part of the Oscars I watched. After SBC dropped the Bisquick on Ryan, he literally brought it up to everyone he came into contact with. He was carrying on like a little girl.
I don't think Seacrest was in on it. He's not that good of an actor. Besides, SBC works on his own. Oh, and SBC is a rude, unfunny turd.
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This was so fucking STUPID. Even my drunk self could see it coming from a mile away. If Ryan was it on it or not, it still wasn't funny. And I agree that The Oscars were using the whole SBC thing for publicity. Everyone is sinking to such cheap tactics to get viewers nowadays. It's pathetic. If something is good, people will find it.
semenquest was in on it -so was whoever fake-banned him from the oscars in the first place.
it was ALL staged.
i swear, even mk was in on it the way he's squeeee'ing about it like it was some awesome shit to see. it wasn't.
-did you get $10 for the write-up, mk? really.
there was no semenquest hissy fit, just a disdainful expression at best. LAME.
so, folks write it up like it was "SHOCKING" (it wasn't) and then they disable the video ... so you have to go FIND the "SHOCKING" piece, make a page-hit on another sight ... boom, you lose, nothing to see (and certainly not as it was written to be) and bang, they win because you/we FELL FOR IT.
semenquest and cohen were trying to boost interest and ratings.
FAIL
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"Submitted by Midwestocean on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 12:31am.
Seacrest appears to be a misogynist, which is ironic since he is such a diva."
unfortunatly he is not unique in that department.
I thought it was hysterical.
Clearly Seacrest was in on it. Come on folks.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:44am.
Practical jokes suck. In fact, humor at the expense of others is rarely funny to me. Be a man and mock yourself, Sacha. But what can one expect from a guy with a girly name?
^ This!
"Shalikla!"
IMO, Seacrest is already extremely insecure about his height and this wouldn't have helped his self esteem.
Having said that, SBC is just an ass. He looked and sounded ridiculous and this stunt was weaker than weak. Seacrest just compounded the assholery by talking to SBC as if he was actually the Dictator.
ETA: And he didn't even stay for the actual awards! He walked the red carpet so he could get in the plug for his shitty movie, then went off to the VF party and stayed there all night! What a dick move this whole thing was. Or a series of dick moves.
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Fair enough. Guess I don't know much about SBC. Still think Seacrest is too vain, too stick-up-the-ass humorless to participate... But I could be wrong, I clearly have been before.
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<"Submitted by BangoSkank on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 7:55am.
I don't think he was in on it, that's just not how SBC works, and I don't think Seacrest would willingly be a part of that foolishness.">
What do you mean that's not how he works? It was admitted his landing ass up on a furious Eminem at the MTV awards was planned/staged. And Seacrest is a publicity whore. It was staged for days, and Seacrest knew it so his E show could get publicity and he could be the talk the next day. Too bad Angelina's leg took all the glory.
And YES! First thing I thought when I saw her, was that Saint Ang had taken a bump or two of the bad/good shit.
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I don't think he was in on it, that's just not how SBC works, and I don't think Seacrest would willingly be a part of that foolishness.
If it was anyone else, I guess I would think it was a shitty little stunt move, and it was, but it was Seacrest and that guy has poisoned America with his reality shit so he has it coming. Er cumming.
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Or high?
Was Angelina drunk?
I love a lot about SBC, but I'm never comfortable with jokes like that. I don't think he was in on it because I'll bet SBC would have delighted in messing him up and pissing him off.
However, I hate Seacrest and agree with the others that he deserves far worse for pushing the K people on us.
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Apparently I missed a lot not watching this obvious circus known as the Oscars so maybe I will tune in next year..Or maybe not. I'm sure the dry cleaners to the stars can fix Ryan's stupid fucking tux. Everytime I make pancakes I get more Bisquick on my pants than anywhere else..none of it has ever stained my clothes and all I use is Tide. That said Ryan did not have to be a little bitch about it.. but that's all he knows so we can't blame him I guess. I don't have the give a shits enough to ever watch Sacha so idk whether his stunt was funny or not? Whatevs! JLo's areola slip fancies me more than this ever will.
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Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:54am.
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 12:45am.
... Have your fun, make a mockery of Hollywood, do your schtick, whatever, but don't use someone as a prop unless they're in on the gag. It's classless, just like SBC.
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Gaycrest was in on it. And hell, it was just Bisquick. I'm sure he can take it, considering he gets $15 MILLION a year just for MC'ing American Idol. He's obviously sucked major ass in Hollywood; this should be cake.
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Submitted by Klutzy McFucktard on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:34am.
"The overly vampy gesture was not lost on Jim Rash, who accepted the Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar for The Descendants with co-writers Nat Faxon and Alexander Payne (also the flick's director). Rash (who also stars on NBC's Community) quickly put his Oscar on his hip and mocked Jolie's sultry stance."
Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/angelina-jolie-mocked-by-d...
(Alexander Payne is the guy to the far right of the screen, I think)
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 11:01pm.
poor jlo and cameron diaz, this is the closest they will ever come to an oscar.
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Not that i care about any of these two women... but isn't OSCAR itself overrated? Considering the past winners... i just don't see what the big deal is!
Marisa Tomei, Gwyneth, Angelina (yeah, i said it), Renee zellweger and Julia Roberts?? Oscar winners? That's gotta be a laugh!!!
Maybe they were credible in the 50s, 60s... now, not so much!
Fuck Comcast, won't let me see this! Been trying to get on here for a long part of the night, but it must have been quite busy.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
As if there was any doubt this douche was going to pull a stunt. It wasn't even funny or surprising. If you're going to do something like that at least make it good. He whined about not being able to show up in his poorly-designed character costume just so he could dump flour on Ryan Seacrest? If you're supposed to be a comedian and you can't do better than that you shouldn't even bother.
Oh no! Poor Ryanna getting made a fool of by that sexy jew that I have sex with in my mind all the time! How unfunny!! Ryanna is just a working girl!!! Wah!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Wait *why* are people worried about Seacreast being able to pay for a goddamn tux? really?!? He takes himself so seriously and does nothing but produce filth that infiltrates society through every orifice. Sasha is a common boys name in Russia btw. I would have loved if he could have thrown it at Area 51 Ransick as well!
That panel was just no style, no talent hens.
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
This guy isn't funny.
Sacha can drop a load in our mouth and/or our culo anytime he likes!!!!!!
If Seacrest was in on the joke, then fine. But it appears he was not in on the joke. I said it before and I will say it again. Cohen is an unfunny, rude, turd. His stunts are ridiculous. You aren't funny, Cohen, just a jerk.
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Submitted by boston61 on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 2:37am.
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I'd have been just as happy if he'd dumped it on your pussy, honey.
Funny double standard though. Women want to all EQUAL but if he had dumped that on Guilianna there would have been HELL to pay. But it's OK to do it to a guy.
I thought it was great!!!! Enough of these no-talents like Seacrest who are taking over Hollywood. At least Sasha is creative.
Bullshit to anyone bitching about Borat/SBC.
Everyone knows the dude is a 100% attention whore comedian who will push any and all boundaries.
Seacrest deserves to be shit on.. he is the reason the Kardashians are considered celebrities. I would be OK with SBC throwing acid on his face.
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 12:45am.
... Have your fun, make a mockery of Hollywood, do your schtick, whatever, but don't use someone as a prop unless they're in on the gag. It's classless, just like SBC.
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Gaycrest was in on it. And hell, it was just Bisquick. I'm sure he can take it, considering he gets $15 MILLION a year just for MC'ing American Idol. He's obviously sucked major ass in Hollywood; this should be cake.
Practical jokes suck. In fact, humor at the expense of others is rarely funny to me. Be a man and mock yourself, Sacha. But what can one expect from a guy with a girly name?
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"The overly vampy gesture was not lost on Jim Rash, who accepted the Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar for The Descendants with co-writers Nat Faxon and Alexander Payne (also the flick's director). Rash (who also stars on NBC's Community) quickly put his Oscar on his hip and mocked Jolie's sultry stance."
Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/angelina-jolie-mocked-by-d...
(Alexander Payne is the guy to the far right of the screen, I think)
"The overly vampy gesture was not lost on Jim Rash, who accepted the Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar for The Descendants with co-writers Nat Faxon and Alexander Payne (also the flick's director). Rash (who also stars on NBC's Community) quickly put his Oscar on his hip and mocked Jolie's sultry stance."
Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/angelina-jolie-mocked-by-d...
(Alexander Payne is the guy to the far right of the screen, I think)
To Ryan Seacrest: For the pile of money you made producing shit "reality" TV shows you have been tested and you failed!
Who cares if a goofy millionaire ruined some gay billionaire's tux? It was funny as hell.
I saw it coming a mile away but I am a fan of SBC and knew it was just a matter of time before that container ended up on someone.
I was disappointed that his beard didn't more closely resemble the beard from the movie and the other promos.
I'm getting to where I won't even look at anything on youtube, since they censor everything MK links to faster than I can click over. Hate them. Thanks to yahoo and the person who gave the link, but that was still pretty lame and tame. I sort of smiled at the Galiano crack, but the ashes stunt was visible from 10 miles off. I hope SBC at least pays for the tux and gives Seacrest a facial for his troubles.
Moviefone.com has the video. As much as Gaycrest deserves to be knocked down a few pegs, I think the stunt was BS and completely tacky. Have your fun, make a mockery of Hollywood, do your schtick, whatever, but don't use someone as a prop unless they're in on the gag. It's classless, just like SBC. Can't stand him and NEVER thought he was funny (okay, maybe a tad bit in "Talladega Nights", but still....).