Hot Slut Of The Day!
Because you know this mess was coming, here's Angie Jolie's right leg which was the breakout meme of last night's annual Hollywood circle jerk sponsored by Ambien. I don't know if Angie got high from the toxic fumes wafting off of Wanderlust after it bombed at the box office, but she was posing hard like she was stuck in a hallucination where she was Lea Michele. That was some trademarked Lea Michele posing right there. Bitch stuck her right leg out like her pussy was on fire. Bitch stuck her right leg out like she was getting into the birthin' stance just in case a newborn needed to fall out. Or just in case an orphan stowed away in her UNICEF crotch during one of her trips to the third world and needed to come out. It was that kind of stance.
Angie's right leg already has over 11 thousand followers on Twitter, has started a war with Jennifer Aniston's right leg and I'm sure the makers of prosthetic legs slaved away all night making a knock-off version of that leg. Heather Mills have one strapped to her by noon. Hysteria over Angie's fame-whoring leg reached a fever pitch when she presented the award for Best Adapted Screenplay, and one of the winners Jim Rash (aka Not-Moby) celebrated by making fun of her "LOOK AT ME LEG" pose right to her face. This is the pose that launched a thousand Brangeloonie shits:
Yes, Angie will get revenge on Not-Moby by sucking the life out of his body and storing it in her right knee cap so he'll live forever in her CAN-CAN RIGHT LEG OF DOOM, but it was worth it. And by the time I hit publish on this shit, Angie's right leg will officially be the dead, beaten horse of the Oscars, which is kind of funny since it looks like it just beat a dead horse.
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Chelsea Handler is going to have jokes for decades about this
Lol at the photo Bunny! Brilliant. I love how everyone is behind this. It's as if the whole world finally sees her as I always have; as a woman who takes herself far too seriously and who enjoys the smell of her home brew.
This is the best thing ever.
may i just say, there are so many more meanings for Jolie-ing, that i'm angered that we're wasting it on a leg...
can't Jolie-ing mean making out with my brother?
or being mortal enemies with my father?
or taking a married woman's husband?
bringing up an orphanage?
having a vile of my lovers blood around my neck?
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I'm no kool-aid drinking loon but I'll admit I have loved Angelina since Gia. Love her and her kids, Brad, meh, not so much. But I have to admit I am absolutely horrified by how she behaved last night. Down right Embarrassed For Her. I really don't see how she will face the world now, I'm that mortified for her.
What I'd really like to know is WHAT WAS SHE THINKING? For the first time in my life I really can't come up with a reasonable explanation for what she did. Did she REALLY think her pose was sexy? How? How? How could she look in the mirror and not laugh at herself and that poor fishbelly white chicken leg? But if it was some kind of inside joke then my question is WHY? Why choose the Oscars to make a spectacle of yourself? And Brad's parents were there. She will NEVER live this down. Ever. It will be right up there with the Sally Field Moments of Mortification Hall of Infamy.
I really wish someone would explain all this to me. I can't for the life of me figure out what in the HELL she was thinking.
And the winner of the ugliest limbs award goes to...Skeletorina Jolie!
Ahahaha!! And the hits just keep coming...
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damage control already took place: Junkie pimped out some kids yesterday.
How long 'til her camp issues a damage-control statement? 3-2-1...
Jim Rash is hilarious. I didn't think he was making fun of St Holio, I thought he was just comedically indicating HE was as hot as SHE was or whatever.
Brad is looking pretty thin and used up - anyone else think he's picked up any nasty habits from her? ITA with the other comments that she is WAYYY more smiley and animated than usual. Something here is off.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Submitted by snippy on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 4:43pm.
The Not-Moby pose was rude, no matter who it was he mocked and how much he tries to back peddle today. Even people who might not like Angie may view him as a loose cannon and not want to hire him, because it was childish and unprofessional on the one night the industry takes itself very seriously.
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Oscar night should be the one night everyone in the industry should get roasted to bring their ginormous egos down a notch. Not-Moby did everyone a favor in bringing the self-appointed selfless Saint of Hollywood known as Angie Jo back down to earth with all us regular folk.
It wasn't rude. It was fucking brilliant.
WOW! Fashion Police-Joan Rivers just crowned Angelina Jolie WORST DRESSED!!!! And the crowd cheered in agreement!!!
I did not see that coming.
It's official: the leg-stunt failed.
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THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
Funny the defensive comments from the loonies. 'She does so much for the world, she's a mother of six..etc..'
Well then, considering that, one should realize there's more 'important' things going on in her life than the said mocking of her character. Crazee.
Whoa! over 300+ comments on the Hot Slut alone!
Yeah, she meant it. And YAY for the not-Moby mock! You go not-Moby! Little drama that helped make the boorish night amusing.
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Jim Rash's pose was hilarious!!! I don't know what's going on with Angelina but she and Brad have definitely lost whatever hotness they used to have. Everytime I see them I cringe.
"The Not-Moby pose was rude, no matter who it was he mocked and how much he tries to back peddle today. Even people who might not like Angie may view him as a loose cannon and not want to hire him, because it was childish and unprofessional on the one night the industry takes itself very seriously."
Please tell me you're joking. The only person who was being rude was the malnourished dipshit in the Atlier Versace. She was the presenter. Her job was as follows: walk out, look pretty, read the script, announce the nominees names correct, hand out the fucking Oscar. However, she made it a point to hog the attention from Alexander Payne and Jim Rash, aka: the Oscar winners. She got exactly what she deserved. Just as an FYI, Rash is a comedian. His profession requires him to be quick on his feet, even on the "one night the industry take itself very seriously."
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Not to defend her - I know people hate her - but I really felt like she was just bein' silly, takin' a piss, and now she's sitting back and laughing more at all the rabble-rabble-rabble. She probably loved Not Moby. I would have if i were her. Which I'm not, because I eat food.
Submitted by Rocket on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 2:09pm.
This may be my favorite loonie post:
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My guess is that the leg was for Brad and it was a private joke that small minded people choose to attack but that's okay because I'm guessing he got the other attachments later. Get used to it people: THESE TWO HAVE BECOME ONE.
LOL! Yes, it was a private joke, teehee. On the stage on a television program that is internationally televised. "It was a joke that only Brad will get. The rest of you 4,736,984,374 watching will just think I'm high/batshit/delusional/egotistical/a joke. Take your pick." Feckin' loonies.
LOL RedPeggy .. (esp @ "Moby Man")
seriously now people.. when AL FREAKING ROKER and ANN FUCKING CURRY are mocking her... you know it has gone mainstream - for all time. Even the grannies in the old folks home are in on the Angie mockery now. HA!
This photo slayed me...
http://instagr.am/p/Hgje7BwLUV/
WOW. I didn't bother watching the Oscars and was just looking at this site when I saw all this hoo-har. I turned the channel to the Oscars and it was a shot of Angie Jo with her leg all sticking out and her hand on her hip. She was fumbling her words a bit but still looked like she thought she was the shizz - then that Moby Man went up there.
I nearly cried! Great timing. Well done me. After his piss-take she looked decidedly less confident. Hee hee!
I love him, and no matter what anyone else says it seemed clear to me that her pose was NOT a joke - and his was. At her. Hilarious. She must have been mortified. Hide in your room Jolie! Too embarrassing for you out here.
ps - Thanks Clio!
and just like that.. a new word is born.
Legbombing
hahahaaa ... if she only - for real - knew what an idiot she looked like.
http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/305474/20120227/legbombing-angelina-joli...
@Clio
Hilarious!
They're all great, but the first one... Pure gold:
http://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/18385801600/the-best-so-far-of-legbombin...
Look at the fuss over SBC, and Oscar Producer Brian Grazer insisted on personally meeting with him after the red carpet, before the show, to make sure there would be no stupid stunts to detract from the show.
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Wasn't that meeting with Sasha Baron Cohen? And hate to break it to you, but it was Jolie who pulled the stunt. The writer just reacted to her ridiculousness.
Based on all the red carpet pictures, it seems Brad wasn't playing the, I'm so into you routine.. Look at his face!! No chemistry whatsoever. He did not seem into Angie. Something was up between them last night.
She was airing out her pussy after Brad fingered her.
Poor, pathetic Ho! First, we get I"m an ice queen, you fucking peasants bow to me" act, then, methinks, her army of PR geniuses has a talk with her. The result? "Look at me, I'm fun and sexy" act.
Instead, these geniuses should finally break the unfortunate news and tell her that she looks like a bag of bones mixed with duck lips and chicken leg in between. She must be fucking blind if she thinks she's hot. If cadavers had a beauty contest, she could win.I will give her that
Angelina Jolie really does not need to try so hard, this is the problem... awkward!
The Not-Moby pose was rude, no matter who it was he mocked and how much he tries to back peddle today. Even people who might not like Angie may view him as a loose cannon and not want to hire him, because it was childish and unprofessional on the one night the industry takes itself very seriously.
Look at the fuss over SBC, and Oscar Producer Brian Grazer insisted on personally meeting with him after the red carpet, before the show, to make sure there would be no stupid stunts to detract from the show.
I hope they do, Doc - they usually slobber all over her perfection, but I'll be disappointed if Joan lets that leg slide. Agree with you about the hideous Kelly.
Joan Rivers show tonight at 9 should be fun and I'll watch despite my dislike of Kelly Osbourne because I think they'll have a blast with Angie Leg. They all had pretty much predicted her to be best dressed.
Best Dressed should always go to the Best Actress, anyway, if she did a good job and Meryl in gold was beautiful. She usually looks like she wrapped a tablecloth around or is wearing one of her mother's from the closet.
Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:59pm.
I wouldn't give Rash so much credit. He's walking back his parody as being some sort of "tribute" to Angelina.
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Ah fuck. Well, he probably woke up with some kind of voodoo muppet on his pillow, so he has to save his life somehow.
I wish people weren't so scared of Brangelina but I guess Brad still has clout. Producers and directors still kiss his stoned ass.
But still...tribute my ass. He was straight up making fun of Jolie, and I give him props for that. This is going to be her equivalent of Sally Field's "You like me!" moment. Bwahaha. And the best part is a dude was making fun of her ass, and you know nothing is more important to Angelina than what MEN think of her.
Submitted by Rocket on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 2:09pm.
This may be my favorite loonie post:
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Jolie did not acknowledge it because he's a nobody with 15 minutes of fame. If she played into it, she would be condemned. If she ignore it, she would be condemned. Regardless of what anyone says or does, Angelina proves to be a class act. When anyone gives a "jab" attention, they give that person power. She's smart. She did not allow any critical comments to divert her from who she truly is and that is being Brad's strong confident woman who is the mother of his children. My guess is that the leg was for Brad and it was a private joke that small minded people choose to attack but that's okay because I'm guessing he got the other attachments later. Get used to it people: THESE TWO HAVE BECOME ONE.
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This is truly scary, it shows the level of craziness some loons have reached.
"Get used to it people: these two have become one." What the fuck does this have to do with the matter? Do they really think people mock Holie and her ridiculous antics because they want to separate Brangelina? I can't with these people. I can't.
And the mental visions they have of Pitt and Jolie sexing each other later that night... I mean, really???? Are you kidding me? What really matters in your life is Pitt and Jolie having sex?
And then, what, being Brad Pitt's woman is all that should matter to her?
I can't.
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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.
She's pretty in the face but the rest, ugh...skeletal, as the rest of you are saying. The dress I don't like. She's ensconced in velvet. A velvet curtain, to be exact.
That black lady who got the Nobel for playing Jemimah in "The Help" should share some arm with AJ. It's not fair to hog all the arm in Hollywood that way.
Submitted by kate773 on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:37pm.
Wait, is this a joke??
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God, I hope so. But it sounds more like certified loon to me, sadly.
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I wouldn't give Rash so much credit. He's walking back his parody as being some sort of "tribute" to Angelina.
Why are folks so afraid of her and Brad?
Submitted by Phoebe on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:48pm.
Gah - those loons at Jared are slobbering on their screens talking about the hot sex that will happen after Pitt's parents go to bed, and the HOLLYWOOD ROYALTY couple can be alone.
They're not loons they're MY FRIENDS! >:(
I would suspect that non-Moby is getting threats today.
Gah - those loons at Jared are slobbering on their screens talking about the hot sex that will happen after Pitt's parents go to bed, and the HOLLYWOOD ROYALTY couple can be alone.
That's just creepy. And they keep talking about Ticky, which I guess is Aniston - obsessed much?
Angie's oh so obvious eating disorder is so disgusting...... she's worse than those two sisters (aren't they dead now???).....
Brad - You are a fucking TOOL! Why do you let your wife get that way??? WHY is your wife that way???? Is the money just so fucking extraordinary that you HAVE TO KEEP STAYING WITH THIS BUSTED PIECE OF CRAP????????? WHYYYYY??????????????????????????????????
kate, wow - (edited to say): thanks for pointing out I am Afraid.
I was not aware that Angelina had sworn off her long time insistence on doing her own publicity. Congrats on your new position!! (you gonna be workin' all kinds of hard on the internets today.. did you negotiate overtime?)
<"Submitted by aradia07 on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:11pm.
A little off topic- Does anyone else hate the last years winners "addressing" of nominees? ">
Oh lawd YES. I suppose it's supposed to take the sting away from losing.
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It comes off as something you would see at a Kiwanis Club Awards dinner. It seems to make the nominees and the presenter both uncomfortable.
THAT was one of the few scenes I did see... had no idea what the fuck it was about.... BUT SUDDENLY I SEE..... AND THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and it's not like our hero Not-Moby did it quickly, and the only way to see it was to later replay it frame by frame.. he did it over, and over and OVER again - stealing the moment, and acting out what the rest of the world was thinking! - which it made it all the more hysterical. But yes.. I agree.. it must have been fucking mortifying for Angie. I was embarrassed for her.. but I don't feel for her.. if that makes any sense.
Submitted by I AM Afraid on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:27am.
Ha ha ha! Those exaggerated leg shadows are the work of a Photoshop amatuer, MK. Funny that none of the other blogs didn't stoop with you but you do what you gotta do to keep your readers happy, right? And it seems to have worked, after scanning some of the comments I can see some of your bloggers are buying it. So, there's that. It's okay, I get it. While Angie is being named "Most Beautiful Woman" by New York Times, and other reputable sites, Jennifer Aniston's WanderBust is tanking hard. It doesn't seem fair, does it? I mean she even took her clothes off and they still can't get people into the theaters to see. What a shame.
Thank you for having the kind of blog that allows us to express our own thoughts respectfully without fear of being verbally attacked for having a non-sycophant's opinion. It's appreciated.
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Wait, is this a joke??
LOVE JIM RASH!!!!!!!!!!
She looked pretty but DAMN her feet are HUGE.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 2:58pm.
That leg ain't no thang but a chicken wang. She should put it away until she gets pregnant again and gains a little weight. I don't like Angie but I cringed for her when that dude was making fun of her pose. I mean, it was funny and daring as fuck, since most of Hollywood kisses up to Brangelina, but that must've been as mortifying as farting in public.
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AGREED!!! That was one brave move... does anybody know if he's still alive though?
If not Jolie herself, I'm sure one of her minions must've casted a death spell on him by now. How DARE he mock Hollywood royalty *roll eyes*