Jean Dujardin Knows How To Pose With An Oscar
If you're one of the lucky ones who missed the Oscars and want a full-on recap, just pour a glass of lukewarm tap water into a paper bowl full of instant oatmeal and watch as it slowly slowly slowly cooks, because that's about as exciting as the boring mess some of us sat through last night. Everybody kept saying that last night's show was like Werther's Original night in the rec room of a Boca retirement home since it felt like a moth ball air kiss from the Academy to the olds, but saying that is an insult to memaws and papaws. The olds didn't like that shit either. Trust. The olds thought they were getting a dancing Billy Crystal, but because he's fucked with his face so much they got a dancing mummified Kim Jong-Il instead. Most of the olds probably took off their teefs and went to bed before Best Supporting Whatever was passed out.
But besides Meryl Streep's speech, there was a bright spot among the bleakness. It came when Jean Dujardin wiped the permanent smugness off of George Clooney's face by winning Best Actor. Then Jean Dujardin kept the tingles coming by face posing for his life in the press room with Meryl Streep. Jean Dujardin is damn fucking charming. He's like a skinny Gaston from Beauty and the Beast without the doucheness. Sometimes his face looks like he's starring in a toothpaste commercial from the 50s and other times it looks like he's watching two unicorn babies slide down a complete double rainbow in the distance. Jean's face is always set to magic.
Looking at him holding onto that Oscar trophy makes me think that he probably gives the most charming handjobs ever. I bet he smiles that twinkly smile the entire time and gives you an extra twitch in your crotch when he raises his eyebrow at you. Normally, I'd think that smiling while cumming is totally creepy, but it isn't when you do it with smile master Jean Dujardin. It's impossible to not feel happy inside when you're staring at a French man whose smile makes you hear cartoon birds singing and shit.
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Though I love Meryl, I understand female actresses in their 40s complaining about not getting enough jobs because all interesting parts go to her. It's unfair, I would've loved for Glenn to snag that elusive Oscar once and for all. Sigourney and Julianne are also way overdue.
As for Jean, I'm glad that he won and those clowns Pitt and Clooney left empty handed (Academy loves to nominate household names to increase their TV ratings, IMO).
Handsome fella this Dujardin guy - I think I found a man crush. XD
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Streep and Dujardin CHEMISTRY! Put them in a movie together!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 10:49pm.
Yeah, sorry, I really did have it on good authority that she has won ten billion Oscars instead of three. Three Oscars is a lot for anybody, no matter how good. Way to miss the point, though.
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If you really think that 3 Oscars spanning a fantastic 35 year career is too many then I don't think you actually have a point worth getting.
It's not that your point is so hard to grasp, it's that it's so amazingly stupid.
Clooney sucked balls in his shitfest movie! I'm so glad he lost. I was hoping for my fave Gary Oldman to win, bu figured it would be Frenchy. You know Frenchy isn't going to get another Oscar. He is going down the same road as that Italian guy who jumped over seats in 1998. That's what the Academy does to foreigners.
I guess Chester Kent, in Footlight Parade was right, "Aw, talking pictures, it's just a fad." Who knew he would be right seventy years later? I guess Hollywood, with its lack of originality, will be putting out black and white silent films soon. If Aviator could bring back 3D, then we all know what's coming down the movie turnpike.
Meryl's face in those photos makes me smile. She looks like she's having a ball.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 10:45pm.
Yes and Colin Firth would bring over scones with clotted cream and rasperry preserves after sex.
PERFECT!
There are so many handsome French actors, rent Mesrine movies, one and two, but one especially, omg his bank robbing partner in Montreal sets the screen on fire!
Submitted by WithButterflies on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:17pm.
It's only her 3rd in 33 years which isn't really that much when you consider how awesome she is. I agree that Viola was FANTASTIC and usually is in anything, but it's not like Meryl has stacks and stacks of Oscars.
Yeah, sorry, I really did have it on good authority that she has won ten billion Oscars instead of three. Three Oscars is a lot for anybody, no matter how good. Way to miss the point, though.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 10:35pm.
"Blimey im going to cuu.....talllyyy hooooo"
Hahaha, damn right!
he is the french colin firth, except i bet jean dujardin fucks like a energizer bunny.
whereas colin firth will be polite in bed like "do you want a cup of earl grey tea while i eat you out my dear?"
"Blimey im going to cuu.....talllyyy hooooo"
As for Jean, he will just say lots of french words while he taps it from the back, sounds romantic, but he is probably talking about changing car engine oil.
Love Dujardin! His film a couple of years ago where he played a bumbling French version of Agent 007 was super fun and way cool.
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"But besides Meryl Streep's speech, there was a bright spot among the bleakness. It came when Jean Dujardin wiped the permanent smugness off of George Clooney's face by winning Best Actor."
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So true! In fact we can compare Meryl's graciousness with the egotistical arrogant supercilious prima donna attitudes of Seacrest, Clooney and the Jolie-Pitts.
oooo lala magnifique
pepe lepew
freres jacques
this is the only French I know, but I can use hand gestures too.
Saw the Artist loved it LOVED him.
Here's a clip of him on Leno not too long ago.
Being charming funny HOT etc. Leno just looked relieved that he had a guest that was prepared for once, and his English isn't even that great.
http://www.aboutmystar.com/jean-dujardin/fr/news/fiche/20120206-jay-leno...
Watch it!
Seriously, where's the boooze?
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 2:53pm.
Whats not to like? A Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey who doesn't utter one word.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:10pm.
For Sale, One genuine WW2 French Rifle, Only dropped once.
Come back when your country has been invaded, and maybe you can make that kind of comment.
LOVE ME some Dujardin! Even if these two clips are the only things he will ever do post-Artist:
http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/6jq0
...And this:
http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/6kcx
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 4:28pm.
My only problem with Meryl winning is that the Academy has had several years to hand over her 10 billionth Oscar, and they choose to do it when she is actually up against another equally worthy winner.
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It's only her 3rd in 33 years which isn't really that much when you consider how awesome she is. I agree that Viola was FANTASTIC and usually is in anything, but it's not like Meryl has stacks and stacks of Oscars.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 4:09pm.
Did anyone catch the dead-eyed, soul-crushed Princess Charlene of Monaco
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Was she the one that was recently married the bald headed guy that had a rumoured baby by a mistress weeks before and she tried to run away but they got her a dragged her back?
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Yep. She just stood there, no smile, no animation at all. She's gone, baby, gone.
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She was a column in a column gown. (Ionic, I believe).
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I'm glad Jean won... he seems genuine and not fake as most of Hollywood today, plus he's good looking!!! That always helps :)
Like others, i too think Meryl should've won LAST year... it was VIOLA'S night... she got robbed big time!
Really really glad that SMUG clooney and STONER Brad didn't win anything... can't stand them!
Jonah Hill shouldn't have been nominated in the first place. And Sandra B. shouldn't have an Oscar. Last year was Meryl's year...this year was supposed to be Viola's!!!!
Meryl's dress looks cheap imo.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Spoiled on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 2:35pm.
Well, hopefully Dujardin will not immediately decide to make a horrible, horrible adaptation of "Pinnochio" starring himself.
Plus he's, you know, good looking.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
My only problem with Meryl winning is that the Academy has had several years to hand over her 10 billionth Oscar, and they choose to do it when she is actually up against another equally worthy winner.
Surely they could have given her the Oscar in 2010 instead of fucking Sandra Bullock? Why did they have to wait until she was up against Viola to say OH WELL IT'S MERYL STREEP, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME SWEETIE?
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 4:09pm.
Did anyone catch the dead-eyed, soul-crushed Princess Charlene of Monaco
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Was she the one that was recently married the bald headed guy that had a rumoured baby by a mistress weeks before and she tried to run away but they got her a dragged her back?
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Yep. She just stood there, no smile, no animation at all. She's gone, baby, gone.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 4:09pm.
Did anyone catch the dead-eyed, soul-crushed Princess Charlene of Monaco
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Was she the one that was recently married the bald headed guy that had a rumoured baby by a mistress weeks before and she tried to run away but they got her a dragged her back?
Did anyone catch the dead-eyed, soul-crushed Princess Charlene of Monaco on the red carpet and elsewhere? That poor thing is STEPFORDIZED.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:55pm.
Poor Jonah Hill, was out of his depth. Back to the fart and shit jokes!
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Truer words could not have been spoken GG, to his credit when Christopher Plummer was saying thanks to all his esteemed colleagues that were nominated the camera was on Jonah and you could almost feel Jonah wince knowing he was NOT one of the esteemed ones nor will be lol, I almost felt sorry for him but thenI remembered the POS cartoon Allen Gregory and didn't quite feel so bad.
Poor Jonah Hill, was out of his depth. Back to the fart and shit jokes!
Ah, yezzz Ah love zee dark Frenchman, oui? I weel call him mah Pepe LePew and hug him tight and never leet him go.
And glad he won over the smug Clooney and that Christopher Plummer (or ANYONE) took home the Oscar but JONAH FUCKING HILL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dunno, he looks strong MK, watch out! Bet he screams Sacre bleu! Hahahaa Love Meryl hugging Oscar! ;P
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He said he was "over the moon" on the Today Show this morning.
He looks like an uglier version of Hugh Jackman to me.
If Hugh Jackman had a nose that was a couple sizes too big for his face, you'd get this guy.
why's minnie mouse there?
barzzini
Looks like Meryl is in love. Who can blame her. He is damn adorable. And soon wont forget that night.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:10pm.
For Sale, One genuine WW2 French Rifle, Only dropped once.
Make a deal? That and a French tank. 1 forward and 4 reverse gears?
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FUCKING LOL x2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahaha
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Wow! Putain! Génial! Bravo Jean!
Benigni always reminded me of a kid whose mom gave him too many sugar cookies...but his movies are wonderful.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:19pm.
Whamo and ElB, you guys are bad. You both make the same cracks about the French as my husband. Why the hate? Not all were Vichy!
I like the French as I work and holiday there and never had a bad experience. Its just their politics against everyone else pisses me off MERDE!
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I concur. :-) Give me a Frenchman over a redneck ANYDAMNDAY!
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Submitted by Spoiled on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 2:35pm.
Hope I'm wrong if he's a really great actor, but I have two words for Jean Dujardin: "Roberto Benigni".
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I kind of feel like the Jean Dujardin fan club around here these days, but I've loved him for years. He's a great comedic actor who doesn't push the shtick for all it's worth like Benigni (or SBC for that matter). I'm hoping his win won't prompt him to star in bad English language films.
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Jean Do-Me-Please is basically the cutest puppy ever in sexy human form. His silly, over-the-top faces somehow don't come across as smarmy. He just can't help being a cut-up. Adorable.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:19pm.
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In know, just goofin GG, I've no problem with the french personally. LOL!
I guess I'm a minority here because this man does not make my no-no hole quiver in any way, shape or form. I don't see it, I don't get it, to me he is meh.
TWO THINGS:
According to Gilles Marini's tweet, Dujardin upon winning said: "Fuck this is awesome!".
Love thatf, plus the censors didnt' catch it because this is Merca.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand:
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat: I still don't get how this Charlie Chaplin shit won anything....
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Jack, you're not going to be like the guy in my local movie rental store are you? He was with a girl who was asking about new scary movies, and the clerk suggested one from Spain (it was good, I'd seen it.) The redneck says "Why do you have movies that aren't in English if this is Merca?" I was browsing nearby and the clerk and I gave each other OMGWTF?! looks, the other girl caught them and looked deeply embarrassed.
:-D
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:19pm.
Whamo and ElB, you guys are bad. You both make the same cracks about the French as my husband. Why the hate? Not all were Vichy!
I like the French as I work and holiday there and never had a bad experience. Its just their politics against everyone else pisses me off MERDE!
Whamo and ElB, you guys are bad. You both make the same cracks about the French as my husband. Why the hate? Not all were Vichy!
I was fully expecting Viola Davis to win as well as Clooney, and there would have been social messages throughout their speeches. It was nice two actors won, and they just talked about acting. No need to watch at home and feel like a bad person.
I didn't see his movie (or anyone else's) but this guy is the HOTNESS. I was hoping he'd win just so I could get a better look. I loved his shouting in French.
MK you got the description of Dujardin down perfectly. AND he took the wind from under the sails of Clooney. That just makes him perfect in my book. Clooney will have to live that loss to an unknown Frenchman down for the rest of his life.
Bwaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:12pm.
For Sale, One genuine WW2 French Rifle, Only dropped once.
Make a deal? That and a French tank. 1 forward and 4 reverse gears?
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LOL!!!!