Stacy Keibler Wore The Best (And Fully Functional) Dress Of The Night
I normally don't do that "best dress of the night" shit, because: a) Coming from me, who gives three craps? and b) 99.999% of the dresses last night from the House of MEH. But I have to break my own tradition by giving all the gold stars to George Clooney's paid escort Stacy Keibler. Now that awards season is over and Stacy's services as George's red carpet piece are no longer needed, she'll be banished to the land of lost trophies with Sarah Larson, but at least she went out big!
First of all, Stacy's dress is gold and so even though George was a huge loser last night, he still went home with a trophy that has the personality of metal. Second of all, not only does that flower thing on her hip look like a delicious gold Cinnabon, but if you think like a 13-year-old (aka like me) you'll see that the flower thing also looks like a blossom of gold labias. It's genius! It's like a vagina flower on her hip. If George suddenly got in the mood to hump, Stacy wouldn't have to do a thing. She'd just have to cock her hip to the side while George cocks the flower on her side. So because of all that, STACY WINS!
And I also threw in a few pictures of some other dresses, because it's not like you've already seen the same pictures on a million other sites. In order: Stacy with George, Princess Charlene with Prince Pierced Peen, Sandra Bullock, Rose Byrne, Penny Cruz, Viola Davis, Tina Fey, A NUN!!!, Milla Jovovich, Rooney Mara, Melissa McCarthy, Fishsticks (it's a bird, it's a plane, it's supercunt), Natalie Portman with her maybe husband, Esperanza Spalding, Michelle Williams and Pharrell. Wait. Where was Sally Kirkland? The Oscars aren't the same without Sally Kirkland running around the red carpet wearing a rug from Pier 1 as a dress. So that's why the Oscars sucked. It didn't have its good luck charm.
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I originally thought that Stacy was just going to get her 15 minutes of fame BUT I’m now a believer that she is here to stay post Clooney. Stacy carries herself with a lot of class and if there has been a woman with better legs in history, I don’t remember her.
Next year's Oscars night Stacy will be wearing gold shorts and a tee shirt as she sits and eats Ben and Jerry's while watching George with his new girlfriend Bar Rafielei... or someone close to that. WHY would anyone want to be George's NEXT girlfriend?? The whole spectacle is so demeaning to women I think. I hope she writes about this in her Dear Diary.
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Stacy has what we call in these parts, a "farm girl" face.
I loved Fishy's dress, there I said it! ;p
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Jolie should take note... Milla Jovovich not only has a beautiful face, but a beautiful body, too. She's slim, but toned, fit, and sporty. I LOVE her.
Sorry, I've never been able to consider Penelope Cruz beautiful. It's the face, I can't find it cute. But the dress was beautiful and classy.
I hate Fishsticks, but loved the dress, cape included.
What ever happened to Rose Byrne?? She was so beautiful, now she looks skeletal. Why???
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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.
Stacy has all the needed elements of a beauty I don't know why I don't find her that attractive. Weird.
Melissa McCarthy looked horrible. She really is not attractive, forget being fat.
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Penelope Cruz perfection, reminds me of Sophia Loren. What a smile :-)
Lord, Jesus--Gwyneth gets on my last f'ing nerve sometimes, but she was fierce! Say what you will, but that bitch came CORRECT.
I think George has some secrets. Not in love with her that's for sure.
Sorry, the beard George was seen with was an ordinary day shift stripper. she was so not the best dressed.
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That Mila chick looks beautiful without even trying.
Stacy is a pretty girl, but I think she dyes her hair too warm and too blond and she must have gotten too many Restylane injections last week. She doesn't need it. I have no idea what she sees in Clooney even if she is on contract.
Keibler is fug in the face.. and what's up with her hair? Ugh!
personally, I'm thinking Georgie needs a tune-up. this second-stringer he's carting around these days is akin to eating stale Wonder bread and washing it down with flat sodie pop. at least the other 'ho's had a little flava -
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 4:52pm.
See how dead inside Princess Charlene is? I just want to rescue her.
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If I was forced to marry that sack of shit, I'd be dead inside too.
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the nun used to be HUGE back in the Elvis movie days. She left movies to become a nun but still votes in the Academy voting process. I forgot her name but read about her, she had a higher calling than movies but I think back in the 50's she was the next big thing a-la Ann Margaret...gorgeous but God needed her more than Elvis I guess.
George is getting to look more and more like my dear departed Uncle Gumba (God rest his soul).
Penelope looked amazing as usual. Not sure who the lady is behind her, but that deep blue dress is stunning as well.
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Fishsticks looked foolish in that stupid cape.
George Clooney's beard game is getting bad. She's so average and looks the same age as he does. Oh well it won't be long before this trick publicly ponders the M word (marriage) or the B word (babies) to a reporter and she'll be flushed away like a Taco Bell turd.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Salander revisited really needs to drop the ultra severe goth ice queen look. Movie role is over, honey. You can go back to looking like your normal bland suburban girl next door self.
Love Viola, hate the gold cabbage, why does Melissa McCarthy have to look like a puff pastry, Penny looked lovely, the Rooney Mara needs to fuck off now.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:17pm.
did everyone see Mena Suvari at the after parties? Oh My LORD.
http://photos.toofab.com/galleries/academy_awards_elton_john_party#tab=o...
HA HA HA shouldn't the bird's stuffed head be hanging around her neck? And where's her egg purse? :D
I'm sorry I absolutely love Fishy's dress. It's completely and totally to die for. She's looking older for sure but the outfit was 100% on point.
*side steps away from Jack. Wait for lightening to strike*
Submitted by guest on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:42pm.
Lmfao @ badminton & Jack-in-the nun!!!! Ahahahah Sweetas & Oxygen.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:41pm.
Excuse me, but "jack" and "nun" don't belong in the same sentence unless it's a hoochie dressed up as a nun.
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LOL...I guess I could have said "Jack-n-the-Box"
George Clooney creeps me out. Always. Doesn't matter who his current beard is. Creepy.
Mark my words, there's an ugky, ugly story that's going to surface about this man someday.
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It was nice to see a nun bless all the sinners there!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:01pm.
Half of them ruin it with severe hair. Show me one person who looks good with the "it's all on this side" look. Kelly Osbourne looked the idiot on E! with it all matted to one side and her having to keep brushing it out of her face.
^^This!! I HATE that she goes on the shows afterwards (or during) and picks out the weirdest dress of them all and says things like "anyone who is in the industry or really knows true fashion would love that dress" uuugh. Note to Kelly ~ you looked like crap, and anyone with eyes would know that.
Sorry, but Gwen looked like she got cold and some gentleman lent her his jacket.
Milla looked glam, Emma, Penelope, Tina and Stacey looked great.
Melissa McCarthy and Sandra B. need new stylists.
Angie clowned herself.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:17pm.
did everyone see Mena Suvari at the after parties? Oh My LORD.
http://photos.toofab.com/galleries/academy_awards_elton_john_party#tab=o...
--->> Oh dear Gawd! In this case, the BIRD is not the WORD.
Lmfao @ badminton & Jack-in-the nun!!!! Ahahahah Sweetas & Oxygen.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
"Underrated singer who's pulling off a Ms. Badu. Respect for her."
Talented and underrated but, sadly, not pulling off the Badu. Only Badu can do Badu. With that hair, you have to have a dress that lives up to it. The prom queen's castoff doesn't.
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Submitted by citizenstrange on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:18pm.
Am I crazy or does that nun look like New York Giants head coach Tom Coughlin?
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You may be crazy, citizenstrange, however if that nun's eyes were just a little bit beadier, they could pass for twins!
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Excuse me, but "jack" and "nun" don't belong in the same sentence unless it's a hoochie dressed up as a nun.
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i'd say Paltrow looks like a malnourished winged termite, but as someone said earlier it does look like she ate something this month.....and missed her colonic appt.
@PSL
It's that combined with her fat calves, shoes? I don't understand.
My absolutely favourite dress was worn by Jessica Chastain; fantastic sleek black dress with very regal gold embroidery work and she wore it beautifully!
Pene Cruiz' stromy grey/blue gown was my second favourite. Stunning dress!
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I love Meryl; but that dress she wore looked like a piece of gold lame curtain she ripped down from a Las Vegas Liberace Museum.
And that Rooney Mara creature with her piece of cheap looking net curtain that looked like the seamstress was asked to take in the bust on the dress and the fold ended up on the outside instead of the inside of the bustier.
Whorelina looked like a freak; with her knobbly spider leg sticking out all over the place and her spidery arms and malnourished vampire visage to go with it when she stood on stage. The stuff nightmares are made from!! She used to be so beautiful, what happened to that woman? :o(
Penelope looks amazing! She is a breath of ELEGANZA EXTRAVAGANZA!!
LOVE, love what Viola is doing au naturale!! Gorgeous dress.
Same for Esperanza, I wish I could get my fro that high.
Yummy Pha-real! He's like 50 now??
Whamoilovedhercuff *runs away in shame*
lol Within ;) or like a tinsel Christmas tree with too much spray snow on it. Either way it is not the look!
Sweetas, badminton? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Spot on!!!
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@Jack-n-the-NUN
*channeling nun from Blues Brothers so Jack can get his spank on*
@PSL
I like Mena Suvari lots and the only reason why that horrendous plucked feathers dress works...is that it's for my main bitch Elton John, who knows how to shock the shit outta fashion ~ she's just giving right back to him.
PSL, Suvari made me GASP! Puff pastry comes to mind. Big Merengue! haha
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I'm no fan of Paltrow but she looked spectacular last night.
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:22pm.
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I know that was hard for you to say SweetAss LOL :)
OMG PSL!! Hahaha!! Suddenly I want to play badminton. Poor Mena, doesn't she have any gay friends? :p
LOL @ Big Bird Whamo. Yes.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Secret Original on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:13pm.
The better Keibler looks the worse Clooney looks, like she's sapping his vitality. That's probably good news for her long-term paid-piece game.
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Funny, it's usually the other way around. Someone may snatch Stacey away from George, or some publicist will set her up with someone more "suitable."
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:19pm.
Goop is no threat to me so I won't hurt you for this. IF isn't either but she's a minor annoyance. Hoor
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LOL, Thank you, I mean this IS Gwenny we're talking about:)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:21pm.
I did look - that is a HELLA mess!