And Now, Here's A Special Moment Between Tommy And His New Love
What more could a Tommy Girl want? Tommy's got a French man face nuzzling up against him and his eyes are sending tingles down to his Scientolohole, because he has fallen in love with that Oscar statue. If you put your ear to Tommy's head as he stared at Oscar, you would hear Color Me Badd's "I Wanna Sex You Up" blasting in there. The places Tommy wants to take that gold-plated tube of fun (fart if you need a clue).
Thomas Langmann, who won that Best Picture Oscar for producing The Artist, better have kept his hands on that trophy the same way I kept my mouth over my vaporizer to get through last night's show. Because if he left Oscar by itself for a quick minute, Tommy Girl would've un-velcroed the secret "easy access" flap on the ass of his pants and made it disappear by sitting on it. Tommy's no-no would've sucked the gold right off of that thing and left Thomas with nothing but a grey shell of a trophy that smells like a bath house floor. So it's a good thing Thomas didn't let go. Actually, I take that back. Thomas should've given Tommy that Oscar, because it's wrong to deny someone of true love.
Here's more of Tommy with peen on the brain (no, seriously, that forehead looks like the imprint of a peen lying on his brain) at the Oscars and later at the Vanity Fair party with Stepford Katie. Katie looked like shit. Was she serious with those clip-on bangs and that polyester hair tail from Sally's. Who does she think she is, Ambular from Clueless? Whatever.
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Nope. still not buying it: Tom and Katie. no way they're a couple.
Maybe Tom and Thomas Langmann, but not Tom & Katie
nightly cum masks are doing wonders for his skin
When is Katie going to get knocked up again so we can jeer at her selection of maternity clothing?
I really like the dress she has on in these pics.
I think he has had a mini facelift because his jowl area is so clean. I also think he has had a lot of liposuction on his midsection. He was dislexic. Don't know if there has been a cure there. Hair colored. Nose job. Teeth fixed. He always had a wonderful personality. NOT.
tommy has a dildo replica of an oscar which he uses everynight.
so he can say, he has been to the oscars and oscar has been inside him.
They both look great.
I don't know what he is doing, but his aging is taking f-o-r-e-v-e-r.
I started out looking as young as him, but now I could probably pass as his mother.
he's a dam fool, but dammit, he looks great.
Those behind the door secret scientology rituals are working for him.
still an idiot though
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And little one, hold out for a c-section. You don't want to slide down that. ~ Sweetas
Oh, and I loved her dress, beautiful and classy.
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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.
I shouldn't say it... but he looks young, and they looked happy together...?
...Ok, I'm going to take cover.
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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.
wow they looked nice
Whatever work Tom has had done suits him. He looks good.
Now someone bring me my vomit can for the heaves. Saying something nice has made me ill.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:58pm.
So Skabazzle, did you strike the pose at work yet?
haha, umm, yeaah....while I was making some copies...yeah, that's it, while I was at the Xerox :)
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 4:34pm.
Who the fuck does she think she is? Mighty Mouse?
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LMAO!, Whaaaaat oh come on ME who DOESN'T have a cape now days!?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 4:40pm.
Whamo, did you think she looked regal? hehe heh Dress was nice, but she'd look better out of it, is it? ;)
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it WOULD look nice laying on the end of my bed that's for sure!:)
Submitted by heima on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 4:46pm
He and Katie do weekly Botox injections. Probably got Nicole addicted.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Woo woo betsey, I agree...Katie DOES look purdy!! I'm surprised Tommy Girl had a sense of humor enough to be in the opening montage last night and let Billy Crystal manhandle his precious face. Frankly, I was shocked he did "Tropic Thunder". Maybe Xenu convinced him it will help him blend in with the Earthlings if he adopts our primitive humor.
<"Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 4:38pm.
I loved the way Gwyneth looked last night. The coat comes off">
I didn't think much until I read someone said she looked like a half-unwrapped tampon and that's now all I see. Actually, it was my biggest laugh last night except for MK tweeting "you shouldn't be fapping during the "In Memorium" Oscar segment!", which made me laugh like a loon.
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/2/26/20/enhanced-buz...
I don't know what he's done to his face but it's like he's not ageing and looks natural. A pity he's creepy.
Kate looks gorgeous, and this doesn't happen often.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 4:30pm.
OT, but nobody has mentioned how BEAUTIFUL my love Gwenny looked last night
I though she look purdy and I want to have sex with her even more if that's possible.
*puts fingers in ears, blocks out the haters:P*
I thought she looked pretty, but my husband said she looked like an albino Pocahontas with the ponytail, lol.
Either Tommy wore his Shauna Sand Originals special Oscar pumps or that guy's technically a midget.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
The only thing I'll give him credit for is that he looks way younger/better than Clooney and Pitt.
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Douchechill!
Whamo, did you think she looked regal? hehe heh Dress was nice, but she'd look better out of it, is it? ;)
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Aww, Katie looks puuuurdy. Best I've seen her look in a loooong while.
I loved the way Gwyneth looked last night. The coat comes off, she said it did.
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I remember when you and me, mmm how we used to be just good friends
Wouldn't give me none
But all I wanted was some
He's had the best work I've ever seen.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 4:30pm.
OT, but nobody has mentioned how BEAUTIFUL my love Gwenny looked last night
I though she look purdy and I want to have sex with her even more if that's possible.
*puts fingers in ears, blocks out the haters:P*
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Errrrrrrrrr... In her cape?
Who the fuck does she think she is? Mighty Mouse?
Hey, we havent heard of Lohan crashing any Oscar parties! Isnt this what she does now?
Whambam...I thought she looked nice. BUT a litte, just a dash of color would have been wonderful. *smacks Whamo on the head*
His hair alone gives him an extra 2". And he's got his lifts on. So he's pretty much in drag.
OT, but nobody has mentioned how BEAUTIFUL my love Gwenny looked last night
I though she look purdy and I want to have sex with her even more if that's possible.
*puts fingers in ears, blocks out the haters:P*
I like Tom's eyes...lizard like...I wanna lick them.
Coma Caca!
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(Fart if you need a clue) I JUST DIED!!!
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
I'm surprised Tom hasn't had that leg lengthening surgery. Overall I think he looks great for his age.
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
These two (TomKat) look more "together" than Brangelunatic; and I know he's been botoxed to death, but Tom is looking very good.
Thomas Langmann looks like a cross between Pete Doherty's and Peter Lorre's lovechild.
what happened to his teeth? the font ones look like chiclets
Coma Caca!
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meh. she's looked worse.
Either Tommy Girl is wearing really good lifts or Thomas Langmann is the size of a church mouse.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
Didnt he recently go to Brazil where they have that amazing plastic surgeon (don't know his name)?
Tommy looks SO refreshed, least he hasn't screwed up THE FACE. *still icky* ahhaha Katy looks good here!
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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK
He holds her hand so weirdly.
First thing my 82 yr old mother said when she saw Tommy last night: "Did he get a facelift? He's looking young". Face lift indeed and a pretty good one too! The next one could be scary tho cause this was noticeable to a woman with glaucoma and cataracts.
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So Skabazzle, did you strike the pose at work yet?
https://whyweprotest.net/community/threads/tom-cruises-teeth-does-tc-hav...
scroll down and look at his school photo - DAMN
Say what ya'll want about Tommy... but he looks fantastic.
MK, I love you for name-dropping Ambular from Clueless. HAHAHAH
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Why can't they just get beamed up already!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:45pm.
Thumbnail 8. Has his mouth been photoshopped as it looks like his teeth have moved a coupla notches to his left.
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I was just noticing that... it's like that in all of the pics. His front right "big tooth" is driectly in line with his nose...
Look at me! A Brit talking about Dentalwork! HA! True though, his smile is off 10 degrees.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:45pm.
Thumbnail 8. Has his mouth been photoshopped as it looks like his teeth have moved a coupla notches to his left.
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I was just noticing that... it's like that in all of the pics. His front right "big tooth" is driectly in line with his nose...
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 3:50pm.
How much makeup is tommy girl wearing?
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Not enough. We can still recognize him.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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