Hot Slut Of The Day!
TODAY!!!!!!!
Just like the shampooing of Johnny Depp's hair and the feeding of Posh Beckham, today only happens once every four years so it's that day do it everything EXTRA. If you get paid a salary, your ass shouldn't even be hating life in your cubicle at work today. You're technically not getting paid for it. So leap away and do everything you love most, but do it EXTRA. If you're going to eat a breakfast appetizer of a triple decker Pop Tarts and butter sandwich (I'm looking at you, Jessica), eat an extra one! If you're going to do your daily beauty routine of injecting your cheeks with non-FDA approved plastic gel your mom buys online from Thailand (I'm looking at you, LiLo), give yourself an extra shot! If you're going to spend your lunchtimes fapping into the kitchen sink while chewing on a cold (and possibly rotten) fried chicken drumstick (I'm nervously eye darting everywhere but the mirror), eat and fap out an extra one today! See, if St. Angie would've done that attention whore leg pose today, nobody would've said shit since that was extra extra and today is the day to do it extra.
Happy Leap (and EXTRA) Day!
P.S. - If reading the word EXTRA so many times took your brain to an insufferable place (aka Mario Lopez's face), then you have my permission to call me an extra cunt.
(Illustration via Cartoon Day)
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That is one sexy calendar. And look at those legs (he must work out)! And those hands are so big! I wanna see what's hidden under those short shorts! *whistles*
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as ¡Búho Del Invierno!
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
We Dlist Horz must snark EXTRA hard today.
I don't get it. Is this the Gregorian calendar shit again?
that image is priceless,
i'm going home and going to bed
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 11:37am.
I'm Southwest. We get snow where I am, but the weather has been super mild this year.
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Here, too. People love it but they don't understand that we need snow for the Spring runoff. If we don't have one, the reservoirs will get low and we could end up with a water shortage. People with wells are particularly vulnerable.
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My husband's birthday is March 1st (same as Justin Bieber) so he has to wait a day this year. I'm glad cause I haven't gotten him a present yet or a cake!!
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 11:37am.
I'm Southwest. We get snow where I am, but the weather has been super mild this year.
Extra! Extra!
Lmao @Payless Cupcake!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Snow day? It's in the 60s today and forecast to be 80 tomorrow. We've barely had a winter.
I'm taking a "mental health" day in honor of today.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 11:36am.
What part of the country? Here in CT we're getting such conflicting reports, I have no idea what to expect.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 11:29am.
No snow day here. 70 degrees and sunny! Payless is wearing a SUN DRESS! FFS, it isn't officially Spring yet!
*counting down till appt out of office*
EDIT-DOG- I know! I should have warned about the house.
Eeeevil, I love the link but am horrified at how filthy that place is!
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Happy Birthday Hockey Mom, will.i.am's best friend's brand new babeh and Reese's sister!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
I would like to register my protest that all of the bitches wherever they are who have a snow day are running it in.
*cries*
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Snow day here, as well! Woohoo! *slides across kitchen floor in stocking feet and fuzzy jammies while holding a cup of hot cocoa*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
OFF TOPIC CUTENESS-
http://thegloss.com/culture/daily-adorbs-dog-thwarted-by-loaf-of-bread-3...
this fucking sucks, how is this fair? thanks MK for pointing out we are working for free today!!!!!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Blizzard here, so it's an extra day off for everyone!
The weather channel is here with the weather man standing in front of Lake Superior like a jackass "I'm getting wet and cold from the waves hitting me!". Maybe that's because you're standing in front of a lake during 50 mph winds and a fucking winter storm, idiot.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 10:42am.
Speaking of extra bitches in the world, Snookie really IS preggo> *hurls*
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Which football team is/are the father(s)?
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 10:42am.
Speaking of extra bitches in the world, Snookie really IS preggo> *hurls
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WOW, it's going to be the bastard child of a thousand fathers!
shit, just what i need another xtra day at work.
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Happy bday Hockey Mom! You will always be young!
HB to my sister, who has a birthday every four years.
LMAO at the "breakfast appetizer of a triple decker Pop Tarts and butter sandwich" and your "lunchtimes fapping into the kitchen sink while chewing on a cold (and possibly rotten) fried chicken drumstick" hahaha
Don't forget to leave the door unlocked for the sexy EMTs and the ambulance that will need to called to resuscitate your coronary-suffering ASS if you eat all that!! hahah
Off topic, in case you didn't see this earlier in the week, I am a sucker for a wove stowy:
http://www.towleroad.com/2012/02/a-marine-comes-home.html ;)
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Speaking of extra bitches in the world, Snookie really IS preggo> *hurls*
A special Hbday to Hockey Mom. cool, but doesn't that make your husband you know, kind of a pedo with you being like 7 - 8 years old??
Kidding!!
MIGEULINA YOU ARE ALWAYS EXTRA SPECIAL IN MI CORAZON
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Happy hot slut day Soccer Mom!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
We already have enough EXTRA bitches in the world now. No need for more!
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Happy Birthday, HockeyMom!!
And a Happy Birthday to will.i.am's best friend's baby, too. :D
Happy birthday to all my fellow Leapsters! Today is my birthday, and now I can (kind of) say I was Hot Slut of the Day! Thanks for always making me laugh MK!
It's 2 hours from March 1st here. My best friend gave birth today. So the kid really has a birthday once every 4 years lol.
Happy Leap Day! Maybe this explains why I was able to get a good spot in the parking deck at work this morning; nobody's here! Bastards.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!