Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 2, 2012 / Posted by:

Baby Sloth in a Onesie! You might be thinking to yourself “Can I get drunk from eating the possibly fermented and most likely rotten orange that’s been sitting in the cheese drawer of my office’s refrigerator for the past 5 weeks?” The answer is a no, but at least your ear holes won’t be terrorized by the sound of the crazy bitch in your office screaming at the air about how no one has thrown away that possibly fermented and most likely rotten orange. You also might be thinking to yourself, “Michael, for why is the baby sloth a Hot Slut when that ho ain’t doing shit.” Yes, technically the staff at Avarios Sloth Sanctuary in Costa Rica are doing all of the physical work, but the sloth is the one bringing the magic!

In this clip, the staff at the Sloth Sanctuary treat a baby sloth with mange by shaving off his body hair before slathering him in lard. This is what it looks like when the Kuntrashians get ready in the morning but this is 100% more adorable and 100% less gross.

And will somebody check on that Kristen Bell trick, because I’m pretty sure she cute spasmed herself inside/out. Also, the next restaurant I go to, I’m so going to order the “uncooked and still alive buttered baby sloth” hoping they bring me a basket full of THIS!

(For Sonia)

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