Night Crumbs
Maddox's anime hair is a hair curler away from crashing dangerously into "The Rachel" territory - Lainey Gossip
Today's hairy nipple flash brought to you by James Franco - Towleroad
I'm pretty sure Brit Brit "settled" that bunk lawsuit by threatening to get naked and fart again unless Fernando Flores dropped it - Celebitchy
BREAKING: Kristen Stewart cracks a smile, or maybe she's smiling cause she just cracked a fart? - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
This link might be a little sticky, so just spray it down with Windex before you proceed - The Berry
The water in Paris has been tainted with turquoise and they can blame Katy Perry's Manic Panicness for that - The Superficial
Olivia Wilde's boom and boobs in GQ - Hollywood Tuna
Introducing OCD Dog - OMG Blog
What Zac Efron and Danny DeVito would look like if they went down on a yellow-haired troll doll - Popsugar
No. - Popoholic
Casper Smart uses his allowance money to take his Sugar Mami to dinner - ICYDK
Zachary Quinto and Jessica Lange will be regulars on next season's American Horror Story...but...but... what about Pretty Girl? - Just Jared
From the desk of DUH - Hollywood Rag
You're welcome very much you're welcome very much! - The Daily What
Just what humanity needs: Jersey Shore Mom - I'm Not Obsessed
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Brad looks like a serial killer. Not good. Maybe the little boy likes to wear Brad's clothes? We know Shilow does.
Not only does Maddox wears a sweatshirt 5 sizes too big, his shoes are also quite big. He's short and he looks like a fucking clown with those big assed sneakers. These people always look so unkept and dirty, their pictures belong to People of Walmart. What gets my attention about these pictures is the distance between Bradley and his brat and the apparent lack of interest in making sure his brat is IN FRONT of him, like any parent would do. Either Maddox threw a tantrum of sorts inside the store and Bradley got all pissed off or the kid is nothing more than a fashion accessory, hence the lack of interest.
While I agree Brad does have enough money and fame to make it work after breaking up with Jolie, they have built a true media empire as a couple. She was NOTHING before him and while he has always been well known, his status has skyrocketed with his partnership with Jolie. Breaking up will open a huge can of worms with her super big mouth and I don't think he has enough brains to keep the same media hype alone. He was able to step all over Aniston after their divorce because she didn't act vindictive and talked shit about him, but you bet your ass Jolie WILL.
They aren't that dumb and they know their breakup will make their media-manipulation empire crash and burn.
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Wow, Lamar is in the D-league now? Where I live, we have one of the D-league teams. So, is he getting paid NBA wages or D-league wages now?
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is Brad wearing a ONEZIE?
Submitted by mrs_kootchie on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 12:41am.
Whoa! Is Brad driving a Hyundai now? I like it.
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Right?! But maybe this is Maddox first car.
I don't think Angie was trying to make fun of anybody. I think she thought she was going to go out there with the leg and everybody would be buzzing abt how hot she is and blah blah blah. Instead it backfired and she looked like an ass. Thank god, too.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 3:49am.
Damn, you're right. A little hairspray and some artful streaks, and it would totally be his ex-wife's do.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Poor Maddox looks like he’s not sure what’s worse. His mother walking around like she’s dislocated her hip or his dad looking like he’s shit himself. I think Bradley could be wearing a nappy here- has The Leg (love that nickname by the way) bust open his arsehole or something? Some days Maddox must yearn for that orphanage. At least it was clean.
Why does homosexual/tinymeat brad Pitt have prison bars on her windows?
yeah, he's starting to look like The Rachel (minus the narcissism, the hulking man-chin, the leathery middle-aged skin and the general desperation ... so not so much)
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
If I were worth $100million+ (heck, even $10million+), I'd never get out of my PJs. Too bad Brad seems to be wearing his jumpsuit more bc he wants to be a hipster than because he's a honey badger who don't give af*ck.
Does anyone else think The Leg was making fun of Gwyneth Paltrow and not J.A. when she did the leg thing, she has reason to be threatened by Brad's ex:
http://www.harpersbazaar.com/magazine/cover/gwyneth-paltrow-interview-03...
Whoa! Is Brad driving a Hyundai now? I like it.
Submitted by Coffy73 on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 10:35pm.
Olivia Wilde is all media overhypeness (is that a word?). Entertainment media is always trying to ram down peoples throats some "beauty" that's not really a beauty.
Olivia Wilde is so fucking average I can't handle it.
Brad Pitt looks like a dildo. I bet he is nearly as smart as one too.
I'm in love with "The Leg" nickname hahahhahahahha I was waiting for the best one, this is it.
I actually feel sorry for Lamar after reading that article.
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That family always looks so delightful. I just wanna invite 'em over for a backyard bbq or a like a camping trip. Get a bounce house or somethin.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 10:48pm.
Dog -- good night, hon!
precociousmagpie -- ugh, you're thinking about that even worse Olivia, Olivia Munn. I can't stand Wilde, but Munn makes my skin crawl. Both overrated bitches IMO.
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That's the one! She is FUG. And always trying to cash in on the "Asian" card. (Is there an Asian card? Must be.) Maybe she can use that to apply to college, seeing as how she's painful in the face and will need a backup plan.
Also, to throw a little water on the fire, Brad has more than enough money that if he really does think The Leg is insufferable, he could split from her a while or live separately. He might not ever want to leave his kids .. but staying together for the sake of media image doesn't really hold a lot of water over years and years. The Leg has a big ego, but I don't think even it is big enough to NOT get bored by the fakery at some point.
A Onesie Brad!
Not really a fan of The Leg.. but she is often quoted as saying a lot that she is proud of all Brad has done. Doesn't sound too bitchy to me. :)
Dog -- good night, hon!
precociousmagpie -- ugh, you're thinking about that even worse Olivia, Olivia Munn. I can't stand Wilde, but Munn makes my skin crawl. Both overrated bitches IMO.
Coffy73 -- ain't that the truth?
Dog, I suspect Brad has been in a semi-conscious state for some time. George Clooney is the only thing keeping him alive, and The Leg had to meddle with that too.
I can never remember which not-that-great Olivia I dislike, so I guess I'll just have to dislike them both.
The paps made a huge deal of them picking him up every day. I think it was in New York but might have been in NOLA.
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It was NY. The novelty wore off after 2 months. One of them must've been filming there at the time. Plus I think that's when Jolie was still trying to revamp her homewrecker image. Look like the good mother while giving her child some stability... AND we see how long that lasted.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 10:34pm.
I don't even know who the hell she is!
And on that note, I bid you all a good night.
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Olivia Wilde is all media overhypeness (is that a word?). Entertainment media is always trying to ram down peoples throats some "beauty" that's not really a beauty.
Dog -- I totally agree with you. On a few occassions, when really done up, Olivia can look pretty, but she's flat as a board, has a square jaw, and is totally full of herself. Totally overrated broad.
I must be in the minority but I think Olivia Wilde is nothing to write home about and actually looks trashy.
*hides*
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Isn't that a parachute jumping outfit? Maybe he's planning on going skydiving alone and faking his own death to escape from The Leg.
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LMAO !
Precocious, The Leg has kicked his ass so many times, you may be right. Can you imagine? I bet he hardly opens his mouth anymore because she's either contradicting him, telling him what a loser he is, or yelling at him for not doing things the way she wants.
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Manimal5 -- there is no way in hell those are Olivia Wilde's tits. She has NO tits and nothing to jiggle!!!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 9:49pm.
Can anyone say with accuracy WTF Brad is wearing and why?
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Isn't that a parachute jumping outfit? Maybe he's planning on going skydiving alone and faking his own death to escape from The Leg.
Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 9:10pm.
Saw the GQ shots, and one thing runs in my mind: was a body double used for Olivia Wilde. That girl has pancake tits.
Yes but jiggly ones!
http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/olivia-wilde-gq1.gif
It's really sad that nobody ever taught the kid how to tie his shoes.
I don't see this Casper dude as being a user cause it all looks like a consensual business arrangement to me. You can tell from the body language that they are not sexually into it. JLo needs to be still seen as a young hot thang and this is her feeble attempt at it.
Maddox is a real cutie...too bad his Mom is so fucked. I don't know what to say about Pitts ensembles or general unkemptness for the past four years. Perhaps he is fixing his own motorcycles...I don't care.
jelliebean -- I've always had the feeling that one day, while in their sleep, Maddox will take that whole family out. It will happen sooner or later.
Can anyone say with accuracy WTF Brad is wearing and why?
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I think that kid is always going to be that little.
K2 I remember a few years ago they had Maddox enrolled at some posh private school; one of the Ecole something-or-others. The paps made a huge deal of them picking him up every day. I think it was in New York but might have been in NOLA.
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Submitted by Flatsy: "Why is Brad dressed up as Mike Myers from Halloween?"
*falls down dead from laughter*
Submitted by Flatsy on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 8:14pm.
Why is Brad dressed up as Mike Myers from Halloween?
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Spit my coffee out with that one! Very funny.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 9:15pm.
Do Brad and Angelina's kid even go to school? Or is that too "normal" for her?
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Go to school WHERE? They never stay in one city or country longer than a few weeks. I imagine she home schools them .... the question is : does she rotate teachers or do they always fly everywhere with them? What an expensive racket they've got going on there!
Do Brad and Angelina's kid even go to school? Or is that too "normal" for her?
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Saw the GQ shots, and one thing runs in my mind: was a body double used for Olivia Wilde. That girl has pancake tits.
Poor Maddox looks like a depressed teenage lesbian. This kid used to have so much attitude and now he just looks deflated. Brad too.
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Sticky indeed. They actually make humans this perfect? YUM. Especially #28. Daniel Conn.
Submitted by snowball : This is the first time I've ever seen a Forever Lazy out "in the wild."
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LMAO, that comment made me laugh until I couldn't stop coughing. :-P
I'll spray it down all right, like this... ;P
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This is the first time I've ever seen a Forever Lazy out "in the wild." I wonder if he got the matching booties.
I like Madox's shirt, but the rest of the outfit sucks ass.
Bradley's get-up elicits a "no comments" from me.
So glad this smug bastard lost to Dujardin. I didn't even make it all the way through the oscars this year(no Melancholia, Shame or A Dangerous Method really made me tune out) but I sure as fuck was happy to know he and Clooney lost.