Saturday, March 3rd 2012

QOTD: Dr. Drew Thinks Angie Jolie Is Malnourished

On The View yesterday morning (click here to see that mess, try to ignore Pimp Mama Kris), Dr. Drew, who holds a PhD in fame whoring, finally broke his silence on the state of Angie Jolie's nutrition and said that he can no longer keep his mouth shut about the health of a skinny trick he has never treated. Dr. Drew is so good that he can diagnose a bitch through pictures and by reading reports in the highly credible medical journal we all know as UsWeekly. Dr. Drew is obviously the only doctor anybody listens to, so he's letting it be known that he thinks Angie is dangerously close to shriveling away until the only thing that's left of her is that attention whore right leg (because it's going to haunt us forever).

"It's another condition where, I saw that, and I spoke up about it on my HLN program, because I felt I had to. I am tired of keeping quiet about this stuff. When I was quiet about the prescription drug use and everybody started dying, and now I feel an obligation to speak up. She's malnourished. She has the stigmata of malnutrition. There are reports, Us Weekly reported she was doing it to make a statement about the kids in Africa that she was working with that didn't have a chance to eat. Who knows what the reason is. I just see malnutrition there and we shouldn't look at that as an ideal of beauty is what I'm saying. She's a beautiful woman, but she needs to be better nourished."

"I'm tired of keeping quiet!" - Dr. Drew

"We're tired of you NOT keeping quiet!" - The World

Dr. Drew is supposed to be the greatest doctor since Dr. Quinn and the best shit he can come up with is that Angie Jolie is malnourished? Anybody who isn't a member of a thinspo journal can see that Angie's got pencil dick arms and needs to take an eatin' tour or twenty with Jessica Simpson. Dr. Drew is Dr. DUH. But you know, maybe the wise words of the all-knowing Dr. Fame Whore had an effect on Angie (no, they didn't), because here she is at McDonald's with Brad Pitt today. Dr. Drew is so going to take credit for Angie sniffing two McDonald's fries instead of one.

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If we loose the sarcasm we'll see that Angie really isn't in her best shape. Perhaps it's the kids and not the nutrition but if I was her I would definitely pay more attention to improving my health. There are some interesting articles that Trey White wrote about healthy dieting, we can't complain about not having the information.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 7:20pm
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Okay so I got it wrong, I guess I did because you have a rather negative attitude towards me. You have had jabs at me several times and I didnt say anything back..well not yesterday.

Yeah I was obviously trying to insult you and despite you saying that you dont care wich was pretty obvious you gonna say, because this is what people normally say on the web wether they are insulted or not.

I did speak my mind tho, and I think what you try to pass of as evilness is in fact bitterness and you being miserable. That part with get more happniess in your life, I ment it.

You are not one of the people that bug me on here and I dont seek out fighting with you, but you provoke me. What gets me is that you will have a snyde remark at me, for me saying something that has nothing to do with you. I dont get it, to me thats an open invitation to fight.

I have my opinions and they go many times against the people here, and now Im not gonna back off or anything and I have seen that sometimes I get started on for simply disagreeing with the crowd.

Now we have something in common I also dont mind being called a cunt, and I am not here to make friends either.

One more thing, no I didnt mean to make you "cry" at all, despite you always starting on me you are not sly and backstabbing like the ones that really bug me on here.

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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.

Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.

Submitted by Allessandra on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 9:22am.
I have red on a few other sites that people dont post here because of that clique-y high school behaviour. What this people dont seem to care about is that MK misses out on traffice therefor money.

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ZOMG! I am soooooo upset that humorless, jealous, unoriginal, petty people from other sites don't post here! I am sure MK is also just as upset over missing out on that extra $2.00 per day those posters, off put by the "clique-y high school behaviour" aren't contributing here!

HOW will MK survive? Perhaps he will see your post and completely change the climate around here! WE NEED MORE HUMORLESS posters ASAP!

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Okay Lessi, I have reposted both YOUR original comment and my response to it. WHERE IN THE FUCK DID I CALL YOU HUMORLESS IN MY POST??? I was referring to the "people" from other sites that you mentioned. If you took it personally, then that is YOUR problem and your incorrect assumption that I was speaking of you. Paranoid much??????

As for your subsequent posts, peppered with insults, name calling and judgements, I am just going to assume that because English is not your first language, your reading comprehension is poor, and your rants are simply due to things getting lost in translation.

You must have a window into my soul, because you have me pegged pretty well, except for the depressed part. I do hope that your rabid attack on me, gave you the satisfaction that you were looking for. I do, however, think, that you need to drink less coffee, get more sleep and perhaps need to take up yoga, because anybody reading through this thread MIGHT get the impression you are wound pretty tight at the moment.

Lastly, calling me a cunt is NOT an insult. Nor am I offended by being labeled a "wanna be", or any of the other things you have so astutely accused me of. It's the internet baby, and that amounts to nothing more than a faceless stranger, meaning nothing to me, forming an uneducated opinion based on information gathered at a fucking gossip web site comments section. The interwebz isn't a place for the faint hearted. If I was at all sensitive, I sure as hell wouldn't be expressing my opinions, much less expressing them on dlisted. I don't post here to gain friends, seek approval or validation of my self worth. I am not running for prom queen or trying to win the miss congeniality title of dlisted. I am not trying to start a stand up comedy career, so being funny isn't really something I strive for. I guess what I am trying to say is that nothing you say to me amounts to a hill of beans. I think it is cute that you are think your words are going to somehow make me dissolve into tears and run away with my tail between my legs. We can keep going back and forth as long as you like, exchanging jabs, trading insults, etc, but in the end what is gained? NOTHING. I don't care, you don't care. The end.

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@heima, yeah, many think she looked better back then. Sadly, this seems to happen to many actors these days!

ETA: ;)

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Enough already.

And it was Björk who called you Jules and said you have stds...so yeah I trust her more than you.

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Awww, how cute. You met a friend on Dlisted. As if you know her from a hole in the wall:) Delusional little fuck that you are.

And for the most part I ignore you b/c I know somewhere down the thread someone else will call you out on your stupidity. AND it never fails. You do it to yourself!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 12:17pm.

Oh dave, Datura, hope Super Stew reads back and finds yours and all the other comments! ;)
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This.

An interesting Now and Then of AJ's appearance.

http://mag.sky.it/mag/gossip/photogallery/2012/02/08/angelina_jolie_prim...

Besides her body becoming skinnier, it's interesting how her nose miraculously (she's never had plastic surgery, right?) changed shape in 10 years.

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O_o

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Oh dave, Datura, hope Super Stew reads back and finds yours and all the other comments! ;)

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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater

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Submitted by K2 on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 12:04pm
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Shut up bitch, you are a few more posts away from another breakdown.

I talk about NAZI´s because you are one, you are just too stupid to realize and fuck off with your buzz kill shit you stalker that you saw Björk saying about me. God you are pathetic. You basically repeat shit other people say about me, because you cant even come up with your own shit.

And it was Björk who called you Jules and said you have stds...so yeah I trust her more than you.

You probably suck your dad of as Im typing this. Enjoy, I guess.

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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.

Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.

Submitted by Allessandra on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 10:23am.

Submitted by K2 on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 10:11am.
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Now, now bitch dont act like you call me a foreigner just because I call you a NAZI, I called you a racist because you called me a foreigner in a derogatory way today and other times aswell.
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OMG You're a fuckin' head case !!! Get help. I've never seen anyone rage on like you. Who gives a fuck about Nazi's, KKK, white supremacists. HOLY SHIT! What a drag you are.

Seriously, you take the J out of joy. You are a buzz kill. I do NOT care about your theories, your politics, or your accusations. Stick a fuckin' fork in yourself - you're cooked! You seem manic. Talk to a professional.

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Submitted by K2 on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 10:11am.
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Now, now bitch dont act like you call me a foreigner just because I call you a NAZI, I called you a racist because you called me a foreigner in a derogatory way today and other times aswell.

You OBVIUOSLY think foreigners are inferior hence why you try to use it against me in your crazy, racist world.

I of course will always go on about it because it is racist the way you put it, you are using this as an insult, wich again makes you a racist. The fact that you dont even understand that, shows yet again just how INFERIOR you mentally are.

I in fact feel superior to you, because I can tell that you probably never left the states and you are nicely put a racist hillbilly.

Yeah I am closer to Germany, but that doesnt make me a NAZI, you are beyond stupid for even trying to twist it like that. In America there are just as many NAZIS if not more then here, KKK, white supremacists, all the shit I see on tv you would NEVER see over here. And American Nazis who idolize Hitler are beyond dumb because Hitler would of killed em either way.

I am sure you hang around alot on those Fox News sites, and you probably are alot worse when you show your true colours, we here only get a glimpse.

You are ridiculous, a sad little soul. I pitty you, but then I think fuck it your a nasty racist whore.

K2, you are truly the epitome of the saying Oxygen thief.

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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.

Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.

Why do you keep telling me that Im a foreigner WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING??? and no me being a foreigner doesnt make me more likely to be a NAZI, just how fucking stupid are you. Rush Limbaugh liking, grandpa bangin, retarded, racist whore.

You obviously think that me being a foreigner makes me somehow inferior to you, seriously you need help and people to tell you what a racist dumb ignorant whore you are.
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You start all this name calling and then become so OFFENDED?! Are you serious? So typical of you. You drone on about STD's-- referring to me on more than one thread about being a nazi and racist but then play the victim when I dumb down to your level and sling mud in your direction!!? What kind of moron are you? You're a rigid little bitch who likes antagonizing and stirring the pot to get attention. Well, now you got it!

And I'm sure you're a hell of a lot closer to Germany than I ever will be. THE REAL NAZI'S! And the reason I tell you that you're a foreigner(as if it needs explaining) is b/c A) you're not from this country - so that makes you one legally. B) it seems to piss you off to NO end. I know how to be an antagonistic bitch, too. You talk as though you already feel inferior -- with the chip on your shoulder and an ax to grind with everyone. Why would I think any different?

Bottom line is that this is a celebrity thread. If you want a debate on REAL issues - find another site. Go on a FOX News thread and get yourself off.

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Submitted by K2 on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 9:02am.

WHO THE HELL IS JULES? * curious but still not caring.

You psychopath. YOU call me a Nazi and then get offended when I call you a foreigner??! Well, then let me say it again, " YOU DUMB FOREIGNER BALLBAG"! If anyone were to be offended it would be me .. for having some scumbag refer to me as someone who was known for killing millions of Jews!

You're probably closer to being a Nazi considering you're a foreigner!! I'm an AMERICAN, bitch. And proud of it! You jealous little bitch. And you're certainly endearing yourself to this site. You're not liked. Take a hint.

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You std ridden whore are so dumb you dont even know, you going on about me being a foreigner in a derogatory way makes you a racist the NAZIs where racist, they also didnt like foreigners.

Bitch, did you honestly just say that I am not liked, well heres news neither are you... DELUDED.

I am not jealous of you being American, you are EXTREMELY IGNORANT for thinking that.

Why do you keep telling me that Im a foreigner WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING??? and no me being a foreigner doesnt make me more likely to be a NAZI, just how fucking stupid are you. Rush Limbaugh liking, grandpa bangin, retarded, racist whore.

You obviously think that me being a foreigner makes me somehow inferior to you, seriously you need help and people to tell you what a racist dumb ignorant whore you are.

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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.

Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.

You are Jules, and yeah Im a foreigner and you ment that in a derogatory way! YOu take me with a pinch of salt for that, really you NAZI whore

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WHO THE HELL IS JULES? * curious but still not caring.

You psychopath. YOU call me a Nazi and then get offended when I call you a foreigner??! Well, then let me say it again, " YOU DUMB FOREIGNER BALLBAG"! If anyone were to be offended it would be me .. for having some scumbag refer to me as someone who was known for killing millions of Jews!

You're probably closer to being a Nazi considering you're a foreigner!! I'm an AMERICAN, bitch. And proud of it! Jealous much? You're not endearing yourself to this site. You're depressing - do you live in the dark? I'm actually starting to pity you.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 7:09am.
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You are too narrowminded to get me, sorry but thats it. You have been buggin me and provoking me for a while now, but fuck it you dont deserve special treatment. I am rather eurotrash, than a backwarded miserable cunt.

Your post was so wannabe sarcastic, AND YOU ARE NOT EVIL BUT BITTER!!!

I feel weird about you because you push this badass persona but you come over like a nagging bitter bitch.

I dont hate you...so stop dramatizing shit and yeah I know you dont care blah blah...

Evil you are not evil nor badass just bitter...maybe try and get more happines in your life. No, seriously.

Shall we do this like we have before, you gonna post a few other wannabe witty replies, maybe someone else will step in to "help ya" and then you gonna claim to ignore me but in the future you will still have indirect dumb, diggs at me?? And then direct ones resulting in this?? I tell you this, everything you think about me is wrong.

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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.

Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.

Submitted by Allessandra on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 3:43am.

The scent of Euro trash pours off of you like a fine wine!

Thanks for the laugh! While I may not be funny, you are HYSTERICAL! I bow to your wit, insight and keen business sense.

Because of your post, I am really going to change my life. You have made me see the error of my ways, and now I am seeking the help you suggested.

You are a valuable addition to this site, and a brave crusader. Your rapier wit and cutting remarks have put me in my place. I am now humbled by your eye opening and so eloquently written assessment of my life and character. Kudos to you for being one of the people, who by your words, can change the evil in the world.

*runs off and considers suicide*

OMG! Allessssssssssandra HATES ME! How will I go on?????

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Submitted by heima on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 8:26pm.

AJ too is naturally skinny, but she is obviously underweight, although I think that header pic is photoshopped.
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It's not photoshopped. While watching the Oscars I remember being appalled at her arms when she was holding the envelope.

She is almost scary thin. She should go eat a few cheeseburgers. I mean those arms look really bad. Did someone actually tell her that it was attractive to be that skinny. It's one thing to be thin but she really does look ill.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 1:56am.
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I am the humourless one?? umm okay. You are the depressed bitch not me.

And MK misses out on alot more then 2 dollars and btw its not humourless shit people its funny people, funnier then you, who wont come here "because of the humourless housewifes" this site needs definately more men aswell and when on ALOT of sites they complain about the climate he does loose out alot.

You just know that you contribute to the bitchiness you depressed fucking whiny CUNT. Take you antidepressants, bitch like a housewife fuck you.

I know you are not capable of getting me and my humour, but you are not very funny. Despite of what your friends say on here. You intentionally have this "mean" attitude of wich you are so PROUD of (your name and signature, thats too much) wich in reality is just depression and a lack of creativity.

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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.

Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.

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People need to realize that EVERYONE in Hollywood remotely connected to the Oscars starves themselves a few weeks prior to the big event.

The stories I'd hear working for a product-placement company in LA... the nonstop coffee enemas, the zero-food-for-a-week diet, the city's all Botoxing and starving for this Bash.

Angie, being the most polarizing actress, has the most pressure of them all.

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Submitted by K2 on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 6:24pm.

Not only are you a Jolie monger but you're a foreigner. I take whatever you say with a grain of salt ! You're a joke.

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You are Jules, and yeah Im a foreigner and you ment that in a derogatory way! YOu take me with a pinch of salt for that, really you NAZI whore you are so backwarded and the fact that nobody calls you out on that speak volumes. But I have been told that they normally just ignore you.

You are a racist, dumb whore who fucks bareback to make more money. With lots of stds and a smelly loose meaty vagina.

I dont know how you are not ashamed to keep calling me a foreigner in a derogatory fucking way?? where the fuck do you live in Alabama, is your dad your husband?? do you play the benjo? You honestly dont realize that doing that makes YOU look bad. And you are a rabid Aniston fan, dear god if only you were more self aware.

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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.

Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.

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Datura

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Datura, I saw your comment and I appreciate it because you know what you're talking about. Thank you.

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I remember she was on The Daily Show when Katrina happened to talk about a charity concerning it I think, which is admirable, but I recall telling my friend- she used to have so much LIFE in her, now it’s like a smoldering candle behind her eyes. It seems to have all caught up to her recently. Everyone has their own unique beauty, you cannot deny she does not have her own, but I think from an early age it brought the wrong people into her life which is all too fucking common. It causes early death.

Submitted by Allessandra on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 9:22am.
I have red on a few other sites that people dont post here because of that clique-y high school behaviour. What this people dont seem to care about is that MK misses out on traffice therefor money.

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ZOMG! I am soooooo upset that humorless, jealous, unoriginal, petty people from other sites don't post here! I am sure MK is also just as upset over missing out on that extra $2.00 per day those posters, off put by the "clique-y high school behaviour" aren't contributing here!

HOW will MK survive? Perhaps he will see your post and completely change the climate around here! WE NEED MORE HUMORLESS posters ASAP!

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Submitted by oh dave on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by Super Stew on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 8:14pm.

When I was a gymnast and a cheerleader in jr.high school, I developed anorexia and bulimia. It has been a lifelong battle- and fortunately, has been dormant for about 10 years- but after recent surgery, complete with complications, anorexia came back like gangbusters. I have lost 35 lbs in 2 months and am fighting the urge to continue losing. This is something I cannot even share with my husband and it is a nightmare.

As far as AJ, she has kids she needs to think about. I hope she gets help.

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Please tell someone so you can talk about it. I got into a habit of eating once a day and eating a high-protein vegetarian diet and after a lot of work losing weight I feel better but I went a little overboard. Most people just think I am thin but people that knew me before think there is something wrong with me and maybe there is because I still don't want to eat more than once a day. I never wanted to look like an athlete. My heroes growing up were all rock stars and I thought it would be cool to be as skinny as Patti Smith. Sometimes I wish people would let me enjoy being thin. Most of the people that think I'm too thin are too fat. But I think if I knew I had a problem I would try to get help.

I don't buy bread, cheese, chips, or ice cream and I use to live on that kind of thing. I'm probably healthier now, but I have to watch it because I do like losing weight.

Maybe you think your husband will be upset with you but if I was him I'd be more upset that you didn't tell me. Please tell him so he doesn't mistakenly encourage you or feel that there is some trust issue.

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I'd definitely encourage you to find someone trustworthy (a friend, a doctor, etc.) to talk to about it. I don't know if you're depressed or anxious too, but as soon as I got my depression and anxiety under control, I was able to start eating "normally" again.

It was an identity crisis for me when I went from really underweight to normal range for my height, but I feel so much better physically. I didn't realize how much it hurt my back and legs to sleep without any sort of fat padding to keep the mattress from pressing into my bones.

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Bitch looks malnourished to me. Her arms in that picture are going to give me nightmares. Where did her boobs go? She used to have big hooters.

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Kiki - According to the IMDB, Angelina is 5-8" and Keira is 5-7". Anybody over 5-1" seems tall to me though because I'm only 4-11". Regardless, both are insanely underweight and don't look healthy. I think this is the worst I've ever seen Angelina look, even back in her own admitted heroin usage days with Billy Bob, she was never this thin. She's still beautiful though, one of the most naturally beautiful women ever in Hollywood. Her thinness is starting to detract from her looks now though. It's scary.

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 10:36pm.
"Keira could give Angelina a run for her money still, but she's shorter than Angelina."

Actually no. KK is about 5'7 and AJ is not a hair over 5'5 (saw her when she was filming 'Salt' - shocked by how short she was). Agreed about Rachel Zoe's food issues. It's like the elephant in the room on the show.

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Submitted by Super Stew on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 8:14pm.

When I was a gymnast and a cheerleader in jr.high school, I developed anorexia and bulimia. It has been a lifelong battle- and fortunately, has been dormant for about 10 years- but after recent surgery, complete with complications, anorexia came back like gangbusters. I have lost 35 lbs in 2 months and am fighting the urge to continue losing. This is something I cannot even share with my husband and it is a nightmare.

As far as AJ, she has kids she needs to think about. I hope she gets help.

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Please tell someone so you can talk about it. I got into a habit of eating once a day and eating a high-protein vegetarian diet and after a lot of work losing weight I feel better but I went a little overboard. Most people just think I am thin but people that knew me before think there is something wrong with me and maybe there is because I still don't want to eat more than once a day. I never wanted to look like an athlete. My heroes growing up were all rock stars and I thought it would be cool to be as skinny as Patti Smith. Sometimes I wish people would let me enjoy being thin. Most of the people that think I'm too thin are too fat. But I think if I knew I had a problem I would try to get help.

I don't buy bread, cheese, chips, or ice cream and I use to live on that kind of thing. I'm probably healthier now, but I have to watch it because I do like losing weight.

Maybe you think your husband will be upset with you but if I was him I'd be more upset that you didn't tell me. Please tell him so he doesn't mistakenly encourage you or feel that there is some trust issue.

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He has Munchausen by proxy syndrome, doesn't he? He predicted their epic breakup the last time he needed to use her for attention. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/20/dr-drew-brad-pitt-and-ang_n_798...
Using another person's illness to get attention, fabricating, exaggerating - it's all part of the syndrome and it defines what his medical career has become.

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"Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 9:20pm.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 5:20pm.

I never saw Gia but she looked perfect in Tomb Raider."

It was pretty good. I bet you'd able to Netflix it. Gia Carangi's story is really sad.

"Keira could give Angelina a run for her money still, but she's shorter than Angelina."

Actually no. KK is about 5'7 and AJ is not a hair over 5'5 (saw her when she was filming 'Salt' - shocked by how short she was). Agreed about Rachel Zoe's food issues. It's like the elephant in the room on the show.
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Easy come, easy go. She has never had to work for anything in her life. Born into wealth and connections. Everything handed to her on a silver platter.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 5:20pm.

I never saw Gia but she looked perfect in Tomb Raider.

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Don't forget Renee, she's also a toothpick! ;]

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Submitted by pamorama_j on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 5:26pm.
The ONLY person in Hollywood who is thinner than Angelina is Rachel Zoe, and if you've ever watched her program, in all the years it's been on, I've only seen her eat a plate of dust. J/K, I have only seen her eat 4-5 blueberries and 2-3 spoonfuls of yogurt. That's it.

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Rachel Zoe eats? strange, I always thought she was a cyborg who had a knack for bohemian print dresses and over-enunciating the word "Lit-e-ra-lly."

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Jolie IS too thin: perfect candidate for osteoporosis.

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Submitted by K2 on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:33pm.
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Jules I might be the cunt but you are the one with the STDS, couldnt you afford a condom? or did he pay extra??
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LOL. You actually labeled yourself the c*nt when I was thinking , ballbag. Well, you know yourself better than I do.

Now seriously, who is Jules? And why would you say someone, whom you've never met, has an STD? Is that suppose to hurt me? Not only are you a Jolie monger but you're a foreigner. I take whatever you say with a grain of salt ! You're a joke.

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The ONLY person in Hollywood who is thinner than Angelina is Rachel Zoe, and if you've ever watched her program, in all the years it's been on, I've only seen her eat a plate of dust. J/K, I have only seen her eat 4-5 blueberries and 2-3 spoonfuls of yogurt

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OMG - I watched that show one night and she was in her third trimester and she asked her husband to bring her breakfast and it was mineral water and cranberry juice! I just wanted to scream and sock the shit out of her husband.

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Submitted by pixxxie on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 5:19pm.

Yeah, I agree. I think if she is NOT eating for some reason, she needs to cut that reason out of her life and get back on track to a healthier lifestyle and better sense of humor. Eating a plate of peas every night doesn't prove yourself to the world about anything... and probably leaves you extra bitchy. If she really does think about starving kids in Africa when she's looking at a plate of steak, maybe stop thinking about starving kids in Africa and take care of your own children who are all under fucking 10 years old. Also, I don't respect her decisions to help "displaced" persons overseas because I see it as another form of addiction to replace her coke or crack addiction she had when younger. Or as a way to "live real life" away from Hollywood. We've all been duped by her "saintliness." In the end, it's still self serving. Not too bright, folks. Not too bright.

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The ONLY person in Hollywood who is thinner than Angelina is Rachel Zoe, and if you've ever watched her program, in all the years it's been on, I've only seen her eat a plate of dust. J/K, I have only seen her eat 4-5 blueberries and 2-3 spoonfuls of yogurt. That's it. It is very telling though how she watches her husband eat in front of her. All she has is a Starbuck's drink when he is eating, and she watches every forkful that goes into his mouth as if she is starving. BECAUSE SHE IS STARVING!!! She never shows her arms or legs, so there's no way to compare. When she was Nicole Richie's stylist, that is when Nicole was a total twig and underfed. Also Keira Knightley was a client when she was at her skinniest. They both dropped Rachel as a stylist and gained a few pounds so they don't look like war survivors anymore. Keira could give Angelina a run for her money still, but she's shorter than Angelina. Angelina has a BEAUTIFUL face, but her body looks like skin wrapped around a bag of bones. You can't deny that. She's one of the most beautiful women in the world, but she is deathly thin. That is not attractive. It just proves you can have everything in what society deems is a perfect life, but still be troubled underneath the mask. She's not at a healthy weight, and she is not setting a good example for her kids. Hopefully she will turn things around.

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whoever said she was always very think with tiny arms.. thats not true. she was not always this thin.. she was healthy and a bit plump at times.. not fat but she had some real meat on her bones...

It wouldn't surprise me if she was back to her drugs..

I don't like AJ but i'm not just picking on her.. it's clear whatever is going on there is an issue..

for people to get high and mighty and say everyone should leave her alone because she's thin yap yap yap.. this is not healthy..

I'd say the same thing to someone who was on the opposite end of this health issue.

She and brad both look like theyve wasted away.. they should quit whatever their doing because its taking a huge toll on them physically.

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"And for the record, to realize that she might be unhealthy doesn't mean we are bashing her, insulting her or blaming her."

THIS! Thank you. And anyone who does bash/insult/blame her for being sickly thin should pipe down. I truly think her current state is due to some kind of addiction issue, be it heroin or disordered eating. Regardless of the cause, it's clear to me, that she's in crisis and anyone who would slam her for it is an insensitive twit.

Tomb Raider Jolie: http://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:offi...

Thin, fit, looks great.

Angelina Jolie in 'Gia'.
http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3...

I don't think anyone is contesting the fact that she has always been rather thin. What they are contesting is she has not always been as thin as she is now because she's no longer thin, she's emaciated.

"It isn't a healthy mindset (or physical state) but every woman I know would love to be as skinny as Angelina."

I don't think anyone would argue that women don't feel tremendous pressure to conform to a certain physical ideal and I would further argue that the business she's in pretty much demands it. That being said, if I ever was as skinny as Jolie, I hope my friends and loved ones would step in and try to get me help.
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To all the people saying she's naturally skinny or always has been skinny... ARE YOU BLIND????
Go see GIA, Girl interrupted, Tomb Raider, Original Sin and even MAMS !!!!
Then come back and look at the Oscar vid... It's one thing that you consider yourself her fan and feel the need to defend ANYTHING written about her but PLEASE stop living in denial !!!
I don't understand why Jolie fans get so worked up over TWO of the most obvious facts: Her nose job and her being extremely skinny now!
If you would just let your guard down for one frikkin second you'd realize that people are NOT insulting her over her weight... it's just like as it was with Nicole Ritchie and that Olsen girl! And what's wrong with having a nose job?? EVERY person in Hollywood has had one... what is so demeaning about that???
She's almost anorexic now and needs some help... there!

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Submitted by K2 on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:33pm.
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Jules I might be the cunt but you are the one with the STDS, couldnt you afford a condom? or did he pay extra??

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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.

Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.

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Submitted by Rocket on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 3:29pm.
I have a friend, who is very petite and at one point in her life, she was determined to lose alot of weight, even though she looked great. She literally quit eating - she would only have a baked potato at night and that was it - and her arms looked just like this.

I am not a fan of Jolie, but come on - remember how she looked during Lara Croft? She had a rocking, healthy looking body! Something is going on in her life to cause her to lose this weight - not eating - something!

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Drugs, most likely.

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I have a friend, who is very petite and at one point in her life, she was determined to lose alot of weight, even though she looked great. She literally quit eating - she would only have a baked potato at night and that was it - and her arms looked just like this.

I am not a fan of Jolie, but come on - remember how she looked during Lara Croft? She had a rocking, healthy looking body! Something is going on in her life to cause her to lose this weight - not eating - something!

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She wouldn't look so bad if she worked out. You can't pull being super skinny if you have no muscle mass. Aniston at times has been pin thin and tiny but she never look malnourished because she does yoga.

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If she stopped doing heroin, she'd probably have an appetite