True Elegance Coming Through...

Adrienne Bailon and her amateur pook-a-poon theatrics can step aside, because here's a real divine goddess who knows how to serve HO SHIT with a heaping serving of class and elegance. No, this isn't Carmen Carrera with an Eva Longoria face mask on. This is a mysterious and delicate flower named Micaela Schaefer. I'm only calling her mysterious, because I don't know who the fuck she is!

Apparently, Micaela was on Germany's Next Top Model for a quick second, but was kicked off since Heidi Klum was jealous of her beauty. Obviously. Micaela now pays her pussy waxing bill with DJ gigs and appearances at such family friendly events like the Holiday on Ice Show in Berlin. Micaela sashayed into the Holiday on Ice Show and gave the children some Holy Bible glamour by coming as the gorgeous slut version of the Garden of Eden complete with her not-so-forbidden fruits on display. I'm so glad that someone is teaching the children of Germany that you aren't officially a style icon until you've chafed your pussy lips on a piece of fake snakeskin. I am just like that lady in the background. I can close my eyes forever now that I've seen it all.

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Submitted by WildGuy on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 2:17pm.

Between Nikki and Adrienne (and some others), it's a wonder I have any clothes left in my closet. @Adrienne: I expect that back when you're finished with it.

Submitted by oh dave on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 9:57pm.

"I am just like that lady in the background. I can close my eyes forever now that I've seen it all."
hahahahahahaha!

also what is Lita Ford doing lately?

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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 5:31pm.

Put some clothes on woman, it's way more attractive and mysterious.

Submitted by Capella on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 3:40pm.

Submitted by CheeryBitch on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 1:42pm.
I'm still trying to figure out how you'd put that "outfit" on.........

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 3:07pm.

I was confused for a second, I thought this was that Tranny on dragrace that won a few seasons ago. Also that lipstick/gloss and her makeup in general is fucking horrid.

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 3:05pm.

She looks more like she shaves...PS. Her vagina probably looks horrid based on the side lip of that outfit..Chaffed indeed.

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Submitted by CheeryBitch on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:12pm.

I'm still trying to figure out how you'd put that "outfit" on.........

Submitted by Capella on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:03pm.

Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 5:53am.
PLEASE STOP WRITING ABOUT HER! I'M GERMAN AND I DONT WANT THAT CUNT TO GET ANY MORE FAMOUS!

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It's only fair that you get your share of skank over there. For years we had to deal with Ebola Hilton!!

Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 9:08am.

Ha! I actually did think that was Carmen Carrera for a second.

Submitted by Hellraiser on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 8:37am.

I have no idea why this woman is nearly naked at an event for children - but she DOES have a gorgeous body. I have made the headless version of the main pic my screensaver as motivation to exercise.
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Submitted by apfeltasche on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 8:32am.

She was in the German version of "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!" and there in the jungle she managed to wear even less than at this Holiday on Ice-Show.
Sometimes she was running around completely naked (no prude-censoring on German television), but most of the time she wore string-bikinis (plus socks and shoes). Too much nudity is so unerotic.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 7:38am.

Das ist die RockSchlampe!

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Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 6:09am.

She begs me to say it: das ist ein Dreck

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Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 4:23am.

PLEASE STOP WRITING ABOUT HER! I'M GERMAN AND I DONT WANT THAT CUNT TO GET ANY MORE FAMOUS!

Submitted by Capella on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 1:14am.

Yawn. Cher has done it decades earlier, much better, with better shoes to boot! And she had real talent: acting AND singing! Hooking your IPod onto speakers is not a DJ talent.

Submitted by dementa on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 9:43pm.

Submitted by ditquoi on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 5:57pm.

THANK you. So sick of "the patriarchy has programmed us!" rants. Yeah, except that that worldview conveniently takes all responsibility for their actions away from the wimmenz and assumes that they are just empty-headed drones doing what the evil menz want... which is quite antifeminist.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 9:32pm.

It's so easy to attract attention. Why even bother dressing at all.

Just put bows on her tit nipples and no-no crotch (or not). Same difference.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 9:15pm.

those shoes make her pusssay look fat.

Submitted by Dannii on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 8:33pm.

lot of truth being spoken tonight. both Migraineuse and ditquoi are right, also wise words tonicbitch!

also-tbh the outfit itself is more distracting than i think she intended it to be-i'm paying more attention to the outfit itself than the body its "covering" because it looks like one of those visual mind puzzles :S not good.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 7:28pm.

*Waves to Hekki*

I'm in and out these days. Tonight there's snow, so I chose wine and the D.

WinterOwl - you don't need therapy. And you really don't need the kind of guy who is only attracted to your "assets", trying to keep and maintain a guy like that WILL drive you into therapy. Nothing wrong with a little makeup and dolling yourself up if it makes you feel better or you like the way it looks, but it shouldn't be the only thing people notice or care about you.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 7:16pm.

Submitted by tonicbitch: "I agree with Migraine to an extent. Yes, we live in a fucked up society that rewards women for acting like this. BUT, we also live in a society where there are other options. I don't know a thing about this woman, but I'm willing to bet this wasn't her only option. "

I agree with tonicbitch.

Who I never see here anymore. *waves hi*

Submitted by turnofthewheel on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 7:09pm.

Show of hands here, 'who's a bit grossed out at the thought of her pulling off a "Denise Biellmann" on ice?'

Submitted by turnofthewheel on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 7:03pm.

She looks like she is a graduate of the "Janice Dickson School of Charm." Who would have ever thought of wearing snake skin, and string to a ice skating event? ~ such a style mavin!

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 6:53pm.

Those shoes do not go with that outfit AT ALL.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 6:08pm.

She looks happy trolloping around in that outfit and everyone else looks happy watching her trollop. What's the problem?

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 6:05pm.

Looks like this side-show act and the other side-show act, L'il Kim shop for shoes at the same Tacky Blue Shoes That Don't Match Your Wack Outfit Store.
http://dlisted.com/node/45219/images/kimsfacebet2.jpg

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Submitted by tonicbitch on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 4:56pm.

I agree with Migraine to an extent. Yes, we live in a fucked up society that rewards women for acting like this. BUT, we also live in a society where there are other options. I don't know a thing about this woman, but I'm willing to bet this wasn't her only option.

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 4:40pm.

I'm pretty conservative with how I dress. I am not one of those girls who shows skin or even dresses up to impress guys. People often tell me that guys will notice me if I just show my assets and wear make up more often (because they say that I look like a kid without it) but that's just not me. It's really frustrating and the idea of resorting to such tactics just to attract a guy disgusts me.

I need to see a therapist or something again.

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Submitted by KA on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 4:29pm.

Submitted by ditquoi on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 5:57pm.

why? BECAUSE I CHOOSE TO NOT BE A WHORE.

it's called personal responsibility. it's called free will. we are not mindless robots to be programmed, helpless but to submit to the whims of our overlords.
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and yet i agree with this as well. i should just shut up now.

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Submitted by ditquoi on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 4:27pm.

Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 5:23pm.

I blame the patriarchy for the degrading performance of feminity shown here, for the misogynist culture that indoctrinates women into believing degradation like this empowers them, and for all of the comments here blaming the woman for doing it wrong, instead of holding her oppressors responsible.

Have a nice day!

OMG woman...or should I say womyn.

we're all subject to the same indoctrination and oppression by the mysogynist culture...you don't see me getting papped in a fake snake monokini with half my vulva out.

why? BECAUSE I CHOOSE TO NOT BE A WHORE.

it's called personal responsibility. it's called free will. we are not mindless robots to be programmed, helpless but to submit to the whims of our overlords.

Submitted by KA on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 4:27pm.

the comments here are sad. :( there is something very wrong with this woman walking around like this, and i'm so scared of myself for saying it, but migraineuse is kinda right. it's not empowering, it's demeaning. i wish i could type on and on about this as i know a wonderful but very sad woman who is destroying herself in kind of the same fashion and it really is disgusting to watch. i just can't do it with a stylus or my hand starts to hurt like hell.

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Submitted by ditquoi on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 4:21pm.

shoes are too small...her toes are hanging over...LOL CHEAP FAIL XD

Submitted by tonicbitch on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 4:14pm.

Please tell me this is in fact her ice-skating outfit.

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Submitted by Bossy on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 4:11pm.

Save it for the bedroom you fame whore!!!

Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 3:53pm.

Have a nice day!

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Submitted by Get Serious on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 3:33pm.

So, getting brazillian bikini waxed & dressing up like a stripper is how she "empowers herself"? That's just pathetic...

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 3:26pm.

Disgusting PIG
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Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 3:26pm.

lol, right? OF COURSE those are fake. Real tits don't work like that.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 3:21pm.

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 4:13pm.

Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 3:40pm.

Her butt looks very nice in nekkid photos:

http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/micaela-schaefer-without-clothes-on/
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In that photo where she's squatting nekkid with her legs open wide with her fingers in her muffin, her breasts look like a boob job.
I mean this photo: http://cdn.hollywoodgrind.com/images/2011/9/micaela-schaefer-without-clo...
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Honey, in ALL of the pics her breasts look fake. They're like anime tits or some shit, a truly crappy boob job.
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Submitted by tojo on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 2:59pm.

Submitted by Granny Clampett on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 4:03pm.

That outfit would be so much classier with full bush.

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Submitted by snowball on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 2:46pm.

Well I know what Courtney Stodden's wearing to church tomorrow.

Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 2:46pm.

@ Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 4:13pm. Oh yeah, no doubt about that.

Submitted by Saix on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 2:44pm.

Oh no. She's invading the US media as well.

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 2:43pm.

Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 3:40pm.

Her butt looks very nice in nekkid photos:

http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/micaela-schaefer-without-clothes-on/
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Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 2:35pm.

No, no, no.

Neaux.

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Submitted by Granny Clampett on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 2:33pm.

That outfit would be so much classier with full bush.

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Submitted by rotten_egg on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 2:33pm.

I have no clue who this attention whore is, but at least she can show off with a body like that.

I agree! she needs lucite hooker heels to match that hooker barely-there bikini. Those blue shoes are fucking ugly.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 2:18pm.

Ooooh, I was wondering what the view was like from the back! It is fiiiiiine! ;)

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