Patricia Heaton Is Still The Worst
As your ass already knows, 12 advertisers of Rush Limbaugh's radio show dropped like a dick coming off of Viagra after he called Georgetown student Sandra Fluke a slut and prostitute for testifying before congress (after she was denied the first time) that she thinks insurance companies and schools need to include birth control in their drug plans. Just like Rush, noted dumb fuck Patricia Heaton thought Sandra Fluke was saying that taxpayers should pay for birth control, which personally I wouldn't mind. If birth control was free and you could easily get it all sorts of places including the bar, humanity wouldn't be shaking in fear over the spawn of Snookicoming at us in a few months. But that's just me, and Patricia Heaton obviously disagrees with this, because bitch let out a steaming pile of CRAZY on her Twitter last week. Patricia went after Sandra Fluke and while doing so, offered up some shitty money-saving tips. You can thank Aunt Patty later:

After a whole lot of shit came at Patricia for Tweeting this mess, she shut down her account before opening it back up a few days later to apologize to Sandra Fluke for not showing "Christ's love." Okay, but Patricia also needs to apologize to us sluts for giving us some bunk ass money-saving tips. I mean, turn your panties inside/out so you only have to do laundry every 2 weeks and will have enough money to buy birth control? Everybody knows that sluts don't wear panties! That tip does not apply to us. Chonies just get in the way. That's why my slut uniform is a jumpsuit with booties sewn into the legs. One piece to slip off and one piece to slip on.
Also, is Patricia serious with that whole "stop buying toothpaste and soap so no one will want to sleep with you" thing. Stupid bitch is just embarrassing herself now. Ho has obviously never heard of these two words: GERARD BUTLER! That slut has taint mold for days and yet he still gets heaping amounts of ass. Oh Patricia, you obviously need more sluts in your life.


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Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 9:27am.
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Ha, how you thought that using the word feminist will make her look bad. Here´s news for ya, there are alot of feminists on here including me so fuck you.
Why dont you have a problem with Viagra being paid for by the insurance.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
I disagree with her "apology" I think her assbackward comments were VERY christian.
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How come federal employees birth control is covered by insurance but not all.
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 9:51am.
Um, we are living in the results of the Bush years. Whether or not Obama is making it worse is up for debate, but it's true.
I can't believe people are feeling sorry for a college student who wants her fucking birth control paid for. Do you people live in the real world?
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She pays for her insurance, she doesn't want anyone else paying for it. She wants birth control pills covered under her plan just like viagra is. I don't see where that is asking too much.
Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 11:29pm.
Don't forget that we are living in the results of the Bush years. Everything Republicans touch turns to sh*t.
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One of the most asinine statements I have ever read! Just like our current President, blame, blame, blame. Good gawd, I pity you!
Georgetown University is a Catholic school. As a religion, they do NOT believe in birth control pills to prevent pregnancy! They do however believe in one taking birth control pills for medical purposes. Such as, ovarian cyst, painful periods etc.. (I am not a Dr.)
Miss (Entitled) Fluke, was very aware of the schools religion as well as, the procedure in which the school provided birth control pills! But hell, that wasn't good enough for her. She wanted someone to pay the $9.00 a month for her pills! Maybe a few less Starbucks and Miss Entitlement could afford her pills which, I might add, she does NOT need for any medical purposes, except to prevent pregnancy!
I just have to wonder how much this Feminist was paid by the Obama Admistration!
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 4:59pm.
And don't forget that brilliant piece of legislation that allows pharmacists to deny prescriptions based on their morals, so if a pharmacist is against abortion for whatever reason, and especially if it's a religious one, he/she can deny the medication! It's appalling enough that that was even floated around, let alone voted on.
Start here (from 2005): http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A5490-2005Mar27.html
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Wo as much I am fascinated with America and love it certain things are FUCKED UP, and here they wouldnt even dream about such legislations.
Really fuck Repugs and the likes that dont even understand contraception.
Rush the fat fuck probably doesnt mind that Viagra is PAID BY THE INSURANCE...
How the fuck can people be okay with Viagra be covered by insurance but birth control not.
I hate stupid people, and the republicans are doing a good job at making people go against their ow best interest.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Don't forget that we are living in the results of the Bush years. Everything Republicans touch turns to sh*t.
Heaton is a moron and is obviously drinking more than just the 'punch' the GOP serves. Shout out to 'The Middle' advertisers! PULL OUT! Heaton would agree that that is also effective birth control.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 11:26am.
YES Patricia!! Because it would be so much cheaper to subsidize a single mom and child(ren) for 18 years than to buy her birth control! You are a fucking GENIUS.
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Troo dat. Apparently math is really hard for poor Patty. Of course, Repugnicans never look at the end cost, do they?
Frankly, I think we need to spend more money on education in this country...maybe people would learn to read and comprehend things better. Like, that this has nothing to do w. tax payer money? This girl pays insurance premiums and wants birth control inc. on her plan. NOT a big deal and NOT a hand-out.
And I have never seen the Pill for $5. Never.
I think the lowest I've ever paid w. insurance was $25? But different pills work differently for different people and it's not up to us to dictate which ones they are "allowed" to have. She wouldn't be able to get this magical $5 birth control from her insurance plan, since bc is not included!
"Submitted by Kelly0213 on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:28pm.
If she has insurance she can get pills for $5..I don't even see why this is an issue.. My husband pays bcbs like $800/month ... oh boofuckinghoo..someone come buy me my stuffs!
"Oh I get it. You can call Sarah Palin a cunt like Bill Maher the tard because you’re on HBO and don’t rely on sponsors. But if Rush Limbaugh calls someone a “slut” he’s this big bad evil misogynist that should lose sponsors. Of course when fat pig Ed Schultz called Laura Ingraham a “talk slut’ months ago, I don’t remember any sponsors pulling out from his radio or TV show. Freedom of speech is only allowed if you are a far left progressive liberal hack. Otherwise, you are either hateful, racist, vile, anti-woman, anti-immigrant, etc. Of course, you could be like David Letterman and call Sarah Palin a “slutty looking” flight attendant, and have no media complain, no left wing loons or woman’s groups shriek, or have any advertisers pulled."
Her best work was her Albertson's commercials. Why don't actors realize that they are simply paid puppets and not elected officials whose opinions matter to anyone?
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:33pm.
I'm not american and I don't know how health care works in the U.S. so I have a question: can't you just go to a drug store and buy birth control pills? are they THAT expensive? and if you can buy them off-the-counter, how come people need insurance to get them?.
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And don't forget that brilliant piece of legislation that allows pharmacists to deny prescriptions based on their morals, so if a pharmacist is against abortion for whatever reason, and especially if it's a religious one, he/she can deny the medication! It's appalling enough that that was even floated around, let alone voted on.
Start here (from 2005): http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A5490-2005Mar27.html
Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:06pm.
Good to see that you are always consistent.
i never use the "c" word for a female vagina to describe someone but...i definitely would for heaton. what a stupid stupid bitch.
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I didn't see all the testimony, and I haven't read all the comments here, but birth control pills are prescribed by doctors for other ailments, not just birth control. I didn't see either nut bag Rush or Patrica think that through. There are many sides that I don't think entered into either one's little pea brain.
HEY Patricia!!! You stay out of my vagina, and I'll DEFINITELY stay out of yours!!!
awwww isnt she just little miss perfect
rotten_egg, you have to obtain BC by prescription because it carries a very real risk to the user of developing blood clots which can lead to heart attack and stroke. the risk increases significantly if you smoke or you're over the age of 35. you need to be monitored to ensure you're not developing clots on BC.
different pills carry different risk. for example, a lot more people developed clots on Yaz than on other brands. also, Yaz messes with your potassium levels which can definitely lead to heart attack.
for the most part, the benefits outweigh the risk, but not for everyone.
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No, the Pill is not an over-the-counter medicine; you have to get a prescription from your doctor and have it filled. The doctor decides how often he will renew that prescription before you have to return for another office visit, and everyone I've known has had to go back at least once a year."
THAT SUCKS!. How come?? Women should be able to buy their birth control pills at any pharmacy. Is it another antic to control women or is it to drain people's pockets?. Thanks for answering, by the way.
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Peter Gabriel, women thank you for shaking that tree
Patricia Heaton made a big investment in getting her boobs and stomach tucked and pushed up. She should have invested in a good hand job.
Wrinkly old things.
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Thank you Peter Gabriel for taking your sledgehammer to Rush Limbaugh’s fat ass! Ha!
kathleen, ikr!! They need to keep the beautiful word "slut" out of their filthy mouths!! I mean, sorry you never got it good, but have some respect.
Also, this picture is wack - but normally I'm repelled by patricia heatons looks anyway
One time on the view though, she had bright red lipstick on and it was the only time i thought she actually looked really good, i was surprised
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 11:26am.
"YES Patricia!! Because it would be so much cheaper to subsidize a single mom and child(ren) for 18 years than to buy her birth control! You are a fucking GENIUS. "
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This so much. Cost of raising children - subsidies to daycare, sports, other medical things, the 'baby bonus,' is wayyy more expensive than covering BC
I have two kids and the gov't gives me $730 every month to help pay for the cost of raising them. This is because I have a low income (because I can only work certain hours with children to raise - can't work any job, any shift i want) and because their dad is a deadbeat. The cost to society to cover BC would be a lot cheaper than my situation.
Also, doesn't this bitch understand that the world is overpopulated? IMO BC should be promoted as much as possible, and people slut shaming over the issue have a shitty sex life.
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
I LOVE YOU, TASTY DISH. YOU NAILED IT BABY
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Of all the thousands of various medications our health insurance covers, I think birth control is a pretty big one to keep around.
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Ah Twitter, where people just say what pops in their head, exposing them for the ass twits that they really are.
I just had to say WOW about that picture, I always thought Patricia Heaton was so frumpy and run of the mill, but that is one vamped up bitch in that picture, she's pretty sexy except for those wrinkly old lady hands. She looks a LOT like Jane Fonda actually. But I am baked like an apple pie right now. Fuckery, pure fuckery. and bitch, if you're going to have your OPINION on twitter, than stand by your beliefs, stick to your guns - DON'T BACKPEDAL...Shows how shallow and transparent you are. Stupid twits, all of them.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Someone needs to tell this fool that birth control is not just used for preventing pregnancies.
I take it to control my formerly ridiculously bad periods and to help with acne.
What an idiot.
Lol Oh Poopele the level headed giver of love and light, why won't you love me? :p
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:33pm.
I'm not american and I don't know how health care works in the U.S. so I have a question: can't you just go to a drug store and buy birth control pills? are they THAT expensive? and if you can buy them off-the-counter, how come people need insurance to get them?.
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No, the Pill is not an over-the-counter medicine; you have to get a prescription from your doctor and have it filled. The doctor decides how often he will renew that prescription before you have to return for another office visit, and everyone I've known has had to go back at least once a year.
Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 9:26pm.
and by the way, insurance covers viagra. you know, that magic blue pill your husband needs to get it up to fuck your dry coochie having ass.
Okay, this needed to be repeated. Ooooh, SLAP!!
I use the pull out method. It sounds like cheap birth control but what with the money spent on shampoo and eye doctors for the girl I think condoms are cheaper.
I'm not american and I don't know how health care works in the U.S. so I have a question: can't you just go to a drug store and buy birth control pills? are they THAT expensive? and if you can buy them off-the-counter, how come people need insurance to get them?.
To me also, birth control IS basic health care for a human being and it boggles me how in this mother fucking 21st century there are fucking brainless assholes who still think taking pills or using a condom is considered a sin of sorts or directly related to "sleeping around".
Seems like today there is a HUGE trend in people wishing to go back and live in the Dark Ages. We are supposed to be modern and civilized, we have pretty cool technology and knowledge is mostly public, yet, I see more and more ignorant fucks running around vomiting such ridiculous ignorant and close-minded bullshit, it's sad.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
This bitch would probably feel a lot different if she had daughters instead of sons. I also find it insulting when these fucking celebrities complain about any kind issue that involves tax payers and money since they all have more money than god and never feel the effect.
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If she has insurance she can get pills for $5..I don't even see why this is an issue.. My husband pays bcbs like $800/month ... oh boofuckinghoo..someone come buy me my stuffs!
I work at a grocery store and I see my tax dollars paying for licorice ropes and Mr. Pibb! Now they want to take my tax dollars and pay for people to have sex? Wow. Just wow. I was on birth control and it cost me $7/month (covered by BlueCross mostly) without ins it was like $25.. if you can't budget 25/month to protect your uterus maybe you should rethink your priorities or pull out FFS!
TelevisedRevolution> Seriously!!!
"However, no, I do not feel it's fair to charge ME the middle income tax payer for said birth control."
TAX PAYERS AREN'T PAYING FOR BIRTH CONTROL!!!!
Fuck. I feel like a broken record.
Come on, people. Try to understand that this is about the insurance industry. This girl is paying insurance premiums, just like everyone else who has insurance.
Submitted by Sweetas
Not to mention that the issue is to have insurance plans that the individual pays for cover BC, not to have the government do it.
Government FORCES insurance company to pay for it = making taxpayers pay for it.
I would preface my comment by saying, 'surely you can't possibly be that stupid.....' but I've been reading comments here long enough to know the answer.
Submitted by ElleDriver on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 11:47am.
THANK YOU for being one of the few people to point out that the pill isn't just used for birth control, but also for serious medical issues. I was diagnosed with cysts in my early teens, which caused horrible bleeding and pain, so was prescribed the pill. Did I turn into a raging slut? Hell no. A lot of teenaged girls are given the pill for this very reason.
This is the same bullshit rhetoric that's preventing young teens from getting the subsidized HPV vaccine - which has proven to be effective in preventing cervical cancer - because people like Patricia think it will promote promiscuity and lots of dirty dirty sex. She and people like her ilk are the WORST.
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I went on the pill at 18 because my periods were really painful. Both of my sisters have ovarian cysts (1 also has endometriosis) and took it for that reason. I went through some epic sexual dry spells but stayed on the pill and then the Depo shot, obviously not to stave off pregnancy, but because of my painful periods.
So yeah, I understand that the pill or whatever isn't just for birth control. And it frustrates the shit out of me when ignorant people throw the slut word around when they have no idea what they're talking about.
Cannot stand Patricia Heaton. She's a disgrace to women everywhere. Team Sandra!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Most people who post here are smart little sluts.
The rest of 'em, though, can't fucking read.
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Submitted by kate773 on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 11:02am.
Viagra is covered, but birth control is not. What medical problem does Viagra take care of other than sexual dysfunction? BC can control ovarian cysts, endometriosis and menorrhea. But women are sluts for using BC. I'm no feminazi by any stretch but this is fucking outrageous.
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THANK YOU for being one of the few people to point out that the pill isn't just used for birth control, but also for serious medical issues. I was diagnosed with cysts in my early teens, which caused horrible bleeding and pain, so was prescribed the pill. Did I turn into a raging slut? Hell no. A lot of teenaged girls are given the pill for this very reason.
This is the same bullshit rhetoric that's preventing young teens from getting the subsidized HPV vaccine - which has proven to be effective in preventing cervical cancer - because people like Patricia think it will promote promiscuity and lots of dirty dirty sex. She and people like her ilk are the WORST.
YES Patricia!! Because it would be so much cheaper to subsidize a single mom and child(ren) for 18 years than to buy her birth control! You are a fucking GENIUS. Not to mention that the issue is to have insurance plans that the individual pays for cover BC, not to have the government do it. Apparently facts are not needed when it comes to being a condescending ultra-conservative bitch.
And AFUCKINGMEN Uvy!!
Patricia Heaton is from Cleveland and so am I and dealt with her and her newspaper reporting brother for way too long. Thankfully I moved away 12 years ago. I can never get myself to watch anything with her in it.
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Submitted by Frank N. Beans on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 2:35am.
I agree. Women should be mad as hell that their rights have been decided for them and that Obama and his administration knows better than their church, their doctors, and most importantly, themselves.
This whole issue is some serious bullshit. Who cared when people(Chris Matthews) were calling Hillary Clinton a slut when she ran for President? Or when people(Bill Maher and a metric shit ton of other assholes) called Sarah Palin a slut or a cunt?
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I have to agree with this to a certain extent. It seems to be ok to call people whatever they want when the other side is the target. If Palin (who I LOATHE, don't get me wrong) was called a cunt or worse, would anyone here care? Of course not. How are we any better calling PH a twat or worse because we disagree with her?
I don't think its right for ANYONE to call someone these names. I want to make clear that I vehemently disagree with PH's comments. I just want to be better than Rush in my disagreement.
For those who are against their healthcare dollars subsidizing birth control - I ask them to find a country in this world that doesn't do so, and take a moment to consider moving there. I would bet money that they would not want to reside in said country.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK