What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

March 8, 2012 / Posted by:

Well, here’s one way to get your picture in The Daily Mail. Marc Jacobs left Louis Vuitton – Marc Jacobs: The Exhibition in Paris last night with leather daddy Peter Marino and bitch looked like if Sweet Valley High crashed into a drag queen’s Thanksgiving party. This is what it would look like if there was a J.Crew, a Liberace boutique and a Plymouth (Crack) Rock shop on the Mayflower and I don’t like it. Sometimes you just have to look in the mirror and ask yourself, “Do I look like a second grade girl circa 1981 who totally half-assed it for the Thanksgiving pageant?” If the answer is yes, have a seat on one of the orange plastic chairs until your legal guardian shows up to take your busted ass home.

That being said, if Suri Cruise wore this mess, I’d probably declare it the greatest outfit of our time.

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