FYI: Jessica Simpson Loves Pregnant Sex

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I wanted to address a few things :D
As far as her being able to talk about sex now... when you have everyone and their nurses looking at your vagina up close and digging around in there for 10 months you pretty much lose all modesty during your pregnancy. You body doesn't seem like your own anymore. so talking about functions seems like no big thing.

I gained around 35 pounds both times but my stomach was huge so the sexual positions that worked were me on my back and him on his knees between my legs and doggy. Once your late term like Jessica on top doesn't work since the babys head is so low.
But holy cow I sure wanted sex.

She doesn't look bad for being very late term, the poor thing is so short she looks like a beach ball. But look at her arms and legs, they still look pretty slim.

She does risk gestational diabetes if she really has gained 75 pounds but at this stage she is going every couple of days to the dr if not every day, so they would be keeping a close eye on that.
I was over weight with my last baby and gained 38 pounds during but my blood sugar and pressure was perfect the whole time.
My mom was skinny as a stick, gained 10-15 lbs with the 4 of us and had severe gestational diabetes and blood pressure for all of us.

To me she looks great, looks happy and glowing with health, she is out and about getting exercise shopping, her ankles look good so she's not bloating badly.
I'm sure she has heart burn bad (pregnancy heart burn is horrible)and probably can't breathe though.

L.M.A.O. *wipes tears for self & family*

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

She has to be 200 lbs and this entire story just made me LAUGH!!

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I think she just sayin' she pregnant but she not.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."

Um, wasn't she very Christian prior to marrying Nick Lachey? Now she's always talking about sex out of wedlock, although that jig was up when she was obviously pregnant. Still, what the hell?

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I like her but she just acts so ditsy sometimes that it just bugs me beyond belief. Why does she have to keep saying things like that? Does she actually think that it's cute? FYI, being a dumb bitch is only cute when you don't even have to try.
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Simpsons, Kardassians,...no difference. Famewhoring fatasses.

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Everyone's surprised/commenting about her tonnage -bec. she used to be the cute girl in "Dukes of Hazzard", etc.

What a swan dive (cannon ball) she's taken since then.

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way to get a message out to your fuck buddies, Jessica

this: "If you gained 75 el bees during pregnancy, chances are that you sat on your ass for 9 months and/or ate a shitload of food. TRUTH. If you were eating nice whole grains and veggies and lean meats and taking nightly walks, you would not have gained 75 pounds."

followed by this:
"I never called you fat. I don't fucking know what you look like. If you are hung up about your own damn weight, do something about it. Don't sit around yelling at people you don't know online for calling a fat celebrity fat."

Right. This isn't about me at all. I'm totally happy and confident in my body. I have never indicated otherwise. It is keeping with your online persona that you are simultaneously willing to judge me regarding my personal habits after I offered small bits and pieces about my own history. This is about me finding it unacceptable for women (and men) to judge another woman's body - ESPECIALLY when that woman is pregnant.

If you are completely comfortable judging another woman's body on the internet and proud of it, and are willing to list all of the reasons you are proud of it, that's your prerogative. Power to ya. I don't have to be on board with that. I can still tell you I find it awful. But if you are confident with your judgmental self, then why do you give a shit what I think?

Submitted by studyinginCT on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 12:16pm.

And you know what? I never called you fat. I don't fucking know what you look like. If you are hung up about your own damn weight, do something about it. Don't sit around yelling at people you don't know online for calling a fat celebrity fat. Yeesh.

My baby is waking up so I'm going to fetch him and take advantage of the nice day by sticking him in a stroller and going for a walk, you should try it.

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Submitted by studyinginCT on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 12:16pm.

OK, you want bitchy, here it is. NO, people's bodies do not 'naturally' gain 70, 80, 100 pounds during pregnancy. No, no they don't. Healthy weight gain during pregnancy is 20-30 pounds. There wouldn't be standards if everybody's weight gain was just 'different naturally'. If you gained 75 el bees during pregnancy, chances are that you sat on your ass for 9 months and/or ate a shitload of food. TRUTH. If you were eating nice whole grains and veggies and lean meats and taking nightly walks, you would not have gained 75 pounds. You can bullshit all you want, and try to shame me into saying it's totally fine and dandy to gain the weight equivalent of a nine year old as the result of carrying a less-than-10 pound baby, but it isn't. It's not okay. For your body or for your baby's health.

And OH MY GOD are you kidding me? MAYBE increasing your weight by 50% increases your risk of gestational diabetes as well as a plethora of other medical issues? MAYBE? DAMN SKIPPY IT DOES!!!!!

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Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 11:55am

So your beef about Jessica's weight is that she has gained too much of it. OK, super awesome and judgey of you.

As I have said elsewhere in this thread, being bitchy about someone's (alleged) deliberate weight gain for personal profit is one thing. A thing I am not at all above throwing shade at.

Being bitchy about pregnancy weight gain is just being bitchy. As I have also said in this thread - I was a beached whale who gained an "unhealthy and excessive" amount of weight during my pregnancy. It was just the way my body responded. Given her proportions (short, no much of a torso) I can understand why she has looked huge since her 5th month. She probably has barley 40cm between her pubic bone and her tits at her size. If your uterus is limited by space in the upward direction, it grows out.

Also, weight gain during pregnancy is only "unhealthy and excessive" if it leads to gestational diabetes or PIH or some other condition. I gained 75 pounds during pregnancy, and I had a perfectly healthy pregnancy and perfectly healthy baby. No one ever suggested that my weight was unhealthy. I don't know where you are getting your facts from. Certainly the medical community is not encouraging women to gain a lot of weight during pregnancy. But it's certainly not unhealthy to do so. Does it put you at risk for complication like GD and PIH - it can. But sometimes you can't help the amount of weight you gain. I know I couldn't help it. Again, as a female, a mother, and an RN - I find it appalling so many of you are sticking up for yourselves for insulting another woman's pregnant body. You are entitled to that, just as I am entitled to be ashamed of my fellow women for doing it.

Submitted by studyinginCT on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 11:37am.

Cool it, firecracker. I think it is acceptable to joke about somebody who BECAME A MILLIONAIRE BY ESSENTIALLY MARKETING HER BODY to the world and then later decided to say fuck it and gain a bunch of weight while still trying to make money by constantly being in the public eye.

I see a huge difference between a normal, everyday person being a size eight and Jessica Simpson being...who she is. AND, Jess is about to make a gazillion more dollars losing weight publicly, thereby negating everything she's ever said about embracing her size and loving her body.

So yes, I guess I think she's bigger than she ought to be. If you want to be serious about it, she's doing her baby no favors by putting on so much weight.

I openly mock the LeAnns and Poshs of Hollywood. Starving yourself is fucked up, but so is giving your body and your unborn child a pounding by shoving way too much food down your throat and living a sedentary lifestyle day in and day out. There is a happy medium.

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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen

So Chestica's gained a ton of pregnancy weight, big deal. Lots of women do. Don't care what she weighs, don't care what she looks like, but good Lord, is there NOTHING she won't share? No sex, lots of sex, whatever -- can she keep her mouth shut about anything?

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all these celebutards think every fart they make is just so interesting to the general public. have some class and dignity and keep your huge trap shut for once. She is over a healthy preg weight for her size, and she will no doubt have tons of resources to help whip her back into shape (yes, another vapid self indulgent people mag cover story for her to flap her pie hole about) She was so "mortified" supposedly when John Mayer blabbed about their sex life---why come she's so telling everyone all this crap about her sex life now?? no talent bimbo land whale.

Submitted by studyinginCT on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 11:20am.

Um, Her weight gain IS "excessive and unhealthy".

And just so we're clear here, it was Simpson herself who deemed it newsworthy to overshare the intimate details of her pregnancy sex life, right?

Eric looks like he gained some weight, too. Which I'm sure they will use for their WW deal. Their new sympathy weight loss plan for Dads!

Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 11:32am

It's OK to laugh at fat people? Jessica Simpson is Fat? She has looked like a beach ball for years? What the hell?

I'm a size 8. Am I fat?

It's perfectly fine to judge her because hey, you didn't look like her when you were pregnant! That is some sound logic. Like I said, I had no idea there were so many women out there just jumping at the chance to make fun of pregnant mothers!!!!

meh. I dont care how big she has gotten, she is the one thats going to have to get rid of it afterwards, not me. Pink went full on SUPERPREGNANT, too. And i dont know what she eats, some women just get bigger than others during pregnancies. Alot of it looks like water-weight to me, anyway.

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

I gained a normal amount of weight during pregnancy. I did not pull a Posh and merely increase my intake to two leaves of lettuce instead of one - - I ate plenty, but I ate healthy. I did end up sort of bloat-y by the end b/c of water weight gain, but at no point did I look like J Simp up there. Considering Jess has been looking rather beach-ball-ish for the past couple of years, it is not a stretch to assume she's let her eating go to hell during this pregnancy. I am not really sure why it is not okay to laugh at that? Fat is fat is fat, pregnant belly or no.

And I say this as a fan of Jess (I have a weird love for her because she seems funny and clueless) but COME ON. Homegirl is EXACTLY the type to mow down two gallons of ice cream and a dozen donuts per night because she's 'eating for two'.

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Submitted by absouthern on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 10:28am.

So what you're saying is that you find it completely acceptable to encourage others to find humor in misogynistic language that demeans women everywhere? You're totally OK with that? That's fine. I just don't have to agree that encouraging this kind of gossip about a pregnant woman's weight is why we broke the glass ceiling.

Would you bust on Melissa McCarthy's weight and say that she needs a travel lift to get into bed and have sex?

Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 10:32am.

I'm all for making fun of Famewhores. I've been reading Dlisted since 2007. I'm no stranger to the blog, I just normally do not comment. I think that the language used is this post is over the line. And I'm appalled that there are women and mothers who are criticizing her weight gain as excessive and unhealthy, and chiming in about her inability to have sex with her man secondary to her large, pregnant belly. Speculating on whether or not she is gaining weight for her million dollar deal with Weight Watchers is completely different than making fun of her weight and size as a pregnant woman.

And yes - I said "It's not cool." Because it's not. And I know what you're referencing.

It looks like Eric has been joining Jess during her deep fried twinkie eat-a-thons. When they have sex, it must look like something along the lines of a chubby kid rolling around in a bounce house.

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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen

When she says "the big O" are we sure she's not talking about her mouth area? Christ, she can't shut up. Discretion: use it more, Chestica, ugh. So long as she's happy I guess.

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Jack- Kindred misogynistic spirits.

See, I even had to Google how to spell that shit.

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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma

...And please be sure to file a report with us Jess about all the amazing post-pregnancy sex your having.

What's the deal with her man anyway? Aside from making hourly donut and cheeseburger runs for Jess, does he do anything?

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 11:04am.

(INSERT SAUSAGE JOKE HERE ==>)

Steak? STEAK?

Is there such an insult as calling a woman's vagina fat? "Hey, you have a fat vagina!"

"Jessica, You have a fat vagina!"

You can't do that to a man.

"Jack, you have a fat cock!"

Jack's reply, "Thanks!"

Ammiright?

thank you God for the Pill

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Submitted by - on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 10:59am.

back at ya... in addition to hump day it is also steak and bj day... Happy March 14th!!!
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Jack, those jeans make your butt look huge.

Happy hump day (even though, every day is hump day for you).

Submitted by studyinginCT on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 9:43am.
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Looooooooooooool did you just say "IT'S NOT COOL"???

Flounce, motherfucker!

Uvy - it is down right sick how well you know me.
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Oh, Jack. You NEVER just flop it on the table. You unzip on the downlow and put her hand on it when she's trying to make awkward small talk with your friends. How she reacts is the measure of whether or not she's a keeper!

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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma

Submitted by studyinginCT on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 9:43am.

Remember - she's in the public eye by choice, and word on the street is she's gaining lots of weight for her big deal with Weight Watchers, which I find unscrupulous and appalling. She's also a certified famewhore, and I don't believe you are.

Welcome to Dlisted - where we make fun of famewhores.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 10:26am.
Jack, only if you're offering up your sausage link in payment.

What goes around fucks around.
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LMFAO!!!!! my sausage link is always on the table...

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Submitted by studyinginCT on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 9:43am.

HOWEVER - I am appalled at the women who have commented on her weight here. I'm pissed at Michael K for going there. Discussing how "huge" she is and how she must not be able to even have sex because of her weight. Consider this - she is short. One of the reasons her belly looks so big is because she has so very little torso with which to carry her baby. I'm 5'4" and long waisted with short legs. I barely looked pregnant until my 7th month. I gained 75 pounds, and weighed in at 193 on the day I gave birth. Anyone willing to throw insults my way?

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I'm 5'3, long waist, short legs, gained a ridiculous amount of weight when I was pregnant and looked at least as huge as Jessica. I was 189 lbs when I gave birth to a 9 lbs-14 oz baby (and am now 125)... and I thought this post was hilarious! It's called "having a sense of humor", you know? Jessica Simpson is one of those people who DOES have a sense of humor about herself, and she probably would have laughed at this post too! It's not that big of a deal. You act like he just made fun of someone for having cancer. If Jessica was as obsessed with weight as you are, she wouldn't be gleefully telling the media how much junk food she's been eating.
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Submitted by studyinginCT on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 9:43am.
I am in agreement that talking about how much she likes pregnant sex is totally classless and distasteful. You'd expect something like that from Coco or Courtney Stodden, not Jess
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Jack, only if you're offering up your sausage link in payment.

What goes around fucks around.

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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 10:20am.
I don't know about y'all, but I love the smell of misogyny in the morning.
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LOL!

*Helicopter whup whup whup whup whup*

That word never ceases to make me laugh here!

Uvy - what would smell even better is a couple of eggs over easy and fresh coffee...

*snaps fingers*
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 8:50am.
I got the hornies so bad one day when I was heavily pregnant and my husband was at work. And I did something extremely embarrassing.
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yes yes GO ON
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012

I don't know about y'all, but I love the smell of misogyny in the morning.

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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma

However, I'd still tap that big ass from behind.

*winks at studyinginCT*
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I am APPALLED at her fatness.
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studyinginCT: Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

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