Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This celebrity mom-to-be is treating her body like a garbage disposal. She is unashamedly eating anything and everything she wants. The weight gain is already obvious, but it’s all part of her plan. She has already inked a deal with a weight loss company and will be sporting a slim and trim post baby body before you can say deep fried Twinkie. However, the secret of her incredible pound shedding will be plastic surgery, not diet and exercise. Right now she and her manager are deciding whether or not to add a breast reduction to the lipo and tuck procedures. News that she is in labor will hit soon, but it’s actually a scheduled c-section. (Hollywood Dame via Blind Gossip)
Jessica Simpson? Exhibit: A. Exhibit B is the picture above of the "slutty brownie" that Jessica says is her number one pregnancy craving. It's cookie dough, Oreos and brownie batter together in one delicious square of insta-diabetes. I don't know why they call it the slutty brownie. Maybe because you just want to face fuck it until your jaw breaks? The slutty brownie would be so much butter if a creamed bacon patty was sandwiched between two of them.
This semi-retired supermodel is finally ready to kick her cheating, good-for-nothing husband to the curb! The still-sexy catwalk queen and mother of two has turned the other cheek for many years, but the last straw was when her hunky hubby started canoodling with one of her girlfriends! Who is she? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Cindy Crawford to Rande Gerber: "You'll never lick this mole again, bitch!"
A week or so ago I was talking to someone I have known forever. She is an actress you would all know if you saw her, but might not know her name. She has been acting for 20 years and is probably on her biggest hit right now. Scary show too. Anyway, she started off on a show that was a reincarnation/spin off of a very hit show that used some, but not many of the stars from the first show. She says that if you wanted to be on this new hit show you had to have sex. Constantly. With the producers. If you said no they would just find another woman or guy and slide them in and kick you out. The only people exempt from the requirement were the holdovers from the other show. However, those holdovers were all the biggest abusers of the new talent. The oldest actor was also the creepiest. He loved finding the legal and maybe not quite legal actors and actresses for himself. There were two people who quit rather than have sex with the guy although he supposedly could not stay hard enough to actually consummate the act.
One other actor made his way through over 100 cast members and extras during the run of the show and the actor literally cried when the show was canceled because he knew he would never be able to coerce women like that again. If you go over to his house he will show you tapes of about half the women he had sex with.
There was one B+ actor who is still that today who participated, but only when his girlfriend was not around. When you go through the list of the cast members who were on the show and how many episodes they were in, you can see which ones made the producers happy and which ones were sent packing after just a few episodes.
As for my friend? She stuck it out as long as she could. She had one producer who really liked her and she had sex with him and he protected her from the others. He left though about halfway through the run of the show and she followed him out the door (CDAN)
The "hit" horror shows on the air right now are:American Horror Story, True Blood, Keeping up with the Kardashians, The Walking Dead and Vampire Diaries.
But none of those shows really took me to a solid guess, so I've got nothing. I'm going to work this problem out on the chalkboard until I somehow come up with Newhart as my answer, because you know everyone was a serious fuck freak on that show.
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interesting news on HP
What about christy turlington and Edward burns for #2? Don't they have 2 kids? And I think I remember awhile back reading about him creeping around on her.
I haven't read through all the comments, but would that show "The River" be considered horror? The mom on that show has been around awhile but never really hit it huge.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 6:14am.
spoiledguineabrat:
Or anyone else...
Where are the origins of this 'Himmmmm' character? Which site is this?
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It can ALWAYS be "Baywatch Nights' if the BI includes sex, drugs, STDS, and a large cast.
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Could #3 be Baywatch Nights? Think about it.
3. I've heard something like this happening on Saved by the Bell/ SBTB: The College Years, but I don't know the turn over rate since I never watched the later.
spoiledguineabrat:
Or anyone else...
Where are the origins of this 'Himmmmm' character? Which site is this?
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What is that delicious looking cake! I need some.
I'll take a stab at the third one. Grimm is a horror show and it also stars Claire Coffee...the hot blonde!
She was also in CSI Miami(not sure how many episodes) which is a spinoff of CSI Las Vegas which I believe to be canceled.
#1. Jessica Simpson
#2. Cindy Crawford & Rande Gerber- totally believe Cindy is the answer to that BI about "Cookie Muncher". I wonder if Cindy is Bi or just a lesbian.
Thanks for the link sinjin!
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Submitted by Vern on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 4:48pm.
Where is the link to the room 222? I mean 23?
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Laura Leighton for #3? She's on Pretty Little Liars now. It says she's been an actress 20 years and she started out on a show that was a spin off. So that would've been Melrose Place, sort of a spin off of Beverly Hills 90210. It was her first regular part on a tv series. She left the series halfway through the run.
Grant Show may have been the oldest guy on MP and he always struck me as a total sleaze. He played Jake Hanson, who was a carry over character from BH 90210.
The producer she slept with may have been Darren Star. He left MP in 1995 and LL left about a year later.
The B+ actor - possibly Jack Wagner?
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I agree with the other posts about it being Melrose Place/90210. The original shows were in my day and I never watched the new ones, so I have no clue who they could actually be talking about.
Ok, #3 has intrigued me. Since some people are getting confused, I'll try and break down the facts as I understand them:
Spin-off/Revamp of show.
Show had a few, not many, of the originals in it.
Actress got her start on the show.
Actress has been acting about 20 years.
Actress left the show before it ended.
Actress is currently on a scary show.
So, this spin-off ran at least during the early 90's. I looked through a big list of spin-offs on wikipedia and learned a few things. First of all, the youngest daughter on Family Matters did porn! What?! That's not related but it just sorta blew my mind.
I thought I'd come up with 2 possibilities, but the Jasmine Guy theory went out the window when I realized she was on A Different World for the full run.
The other that I came up with, and no idea if the current show is scary in the least tho the synopsis said thriller and had some creep factor to the plot is Laura Leighton (Melrose Place / Pretty Little Liars). This one doesn't fit super well because A) she's not someone I'd recognize, and B) Melrose Place was probably a bigger hit than PLL.
So basically, I think the person who wrote the blind item was reallllly loose with their numbers as far as when this all happened. The only other possibility I can think of is that it's from one of the soap operas and I'll be damned if I'm going to try and cross-check actresses from that!
Why the hell shouldn't a pregnant woman eat "anything and everything she wants"? Are you her doctor? Does she have GD or hypertension? No? Then go to hell and shut up.
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And the "Tish Cyrus" mention, WTF. I don't even want to know. Seriously, I do not want to know.
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IKR?! That entire family is backwoods creepy looking. I would think boundaries would be an issue.
If there's a deal with WW waiting in the wings, then yes it's Chestica but that would be too easy, wouldn't it?
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adamrichard's The Practice/ Boston Legal/ Kristin Bauer on True Blood guess is a good one too.
90210, Melrose, Baywatch all seem like good guesses of "reincarnated"/ "spin-off" shows-- where there would be easy pickings. I'd add Saved by the Bell too.
Uh Spin City/Amerian Horror Story? I got nothin.
Submitted by miz cynical on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 4:44pm.
Miz Cynical-did you get my LA visit suggestions on that "Crumbs" thread? A couple of other people left some after you commented too...just fyi!
And the "Tish Cyrus" mention, WTF. I don't even want to know. Seriously, I do not want to know.
Damn, that Hayden P stuff on the jezebel link is *really* dark-sided. I always got somewhat twisted vibes off her, but that's ultra-ultra-ultra-creepy. Almost beyond words. So much evil and so much sadness.
As "Himmm" suggests, Dina Lohan is just an amateur in dark-sidedness compared to that family. "You think Dina Lohan is bad?" But of course, that's a comment that allows for a hell of a lot of Lohan dark-sidedness, too.
I hope to god HP never has kids. That's the kind of abusee (one who has !00% embraced her wounds and sickness, her monstrous parents' monstrous legacy, and now whole-heartedly *chooses* them for herself) who would very likely become an abuser too.
Unless she stopped and chose instead a decade of industrial-strength therapy. And even then.
Dark-sided.
Jessucka is nuts if she thinks she can just lipo all that fat off. With her yoyo history all the fat will scream back and sit in even wierder places than before, she doesn't know what she's messing with.
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#3 What about Beverly Hills: 90210 / Models Inc / Melrose Place / 90210 / New Melrose Place. Aaron Spelling certainly reused actors from spin-off to spin-off. The cast list is endless when you combine them all, surely somebody from either Beverly Hills or Original Melrose is on a "scary" show now.
90210? The scary show is the one she is on now, as I read it, but she started out on another show. Has anyone from the new 90210 left and showed up on a scary(er) show?
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Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 4:23pm.
Good thing Cindy has a 2nd job in Room 23 to help make ends meet after the divorce.
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Good one. Cindy Crawford isn't as squeaky clean as she looks. Interesting how pictures of her daughter in inappropriate clothes/situations leak out every once in a while. Even more interesting gossip about the reason for those leaks.
Jessica Simpson = Kirstie Alley
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm right, though.
ETA: takes one to know one. I am fighting a sugar addiction.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 5:38pm.
Please, that Randy bitch has been cheating on Cindy for forever...
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Yeah, there's been blinds over the years alluding to this and I always hoped it wasn't them cuz they look SO damn good together.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 5:38pm.
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I got it! It's Dinah Manoff from Empty Nest - spin off of the Golden Girls. Estelle Getty and Betty White both were on the show at times. You just know those two were forcing lithe young boys to rub cocoa butter all over them. And Richard Mulligan is just obviously filthy.
rofl... I want it to be true!
Please, that Randy bitch has been cheating on Cindy for forever...
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I don't think it's BRitton - because the spin-off show really must have had a bit of a shelf-life if he was going through 100s of girls.
Jasmine Guy?
She's in Vamp Diaries now. She started on A Different World which was a spin-off from The Cosby show which had people left over from that. BUt ewww. I don't want to imagine Bill COsby doing that!!
Thank you so much for clearing up #3 for me! I love blinds, but that one is ridiculous!
I think Chestica must be a lard dropping out of Paula Deen's chocha.
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Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 4:48pm.
I think the last one is supposed to be Connie Britton. She's been involved in some part with a couple of different shows from the 1990's that could be said to be "reincarnated" or "spun-off" : Ellen/These Friends of Mine (Piven was in that and he'd fit right in with the blind shit); Spin City (Sheen); and Friday Night Lights, which was cancelled, moved to a cable station, then returned to a network, then cancelled again. FNL must have had a kazillion underaged stars.
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I totally agree.
some people are confused:
The actress is CURRENTLY on the hit horror show, but she was PREVIOUSLY on the spin-off show where the abuse took place. This spin-off show has been canceled.
If it's Connie Britton then the spin-off show has to be Friday Night Lights, which was a spin-off of the film. Spin City was NOT a spin-off of anything.
On the other hand, I don't think FNL had anyone who appeared on the original film. And Connie stayed on the show until the very end.
Nevermind. I'm stumped.
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I nearly threw up when I read that Jessica Simpson's favorite breakfast is Pop Tarts WITH BUTTER. *projectile vomits*
I am sorry, but I can't with her hawg eating.
2nd story - I'm going out on a limb to guess Kristin Bauer from True Blood, who was once on Boston Legal (retooled from The Practice) and that the Shat Man is the creepy old dude in question.
No. 3: Abandoned Casting Couch?
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For Vern & Miz cynical:
http://jezebel.com/5892565/is-robert-downey-jr-spreading-insider-celeb-g...
Miz cynical: LOL, it's a "picture book" of celebs who are whores & clients of a paraticular Hwood madam from Europe who works here now. George Clooney, KidRock, famous models, actresses (Amanda Bynes, Hayden Pantyhairs, HoHan (like we didn't know).
The links are within that article.
Don't know if there is an actress from this series but what about the Baywatch shows?? For two seasons, Baywatch Nights ran with actors flip flopping between both series...The only one I can think of is Angie Harmon but Rizzoli and Isles isn't scary..
PS: why would anyone do that to a poor, unsuspecting brownie?
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