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Beware, if you're drinking room-temperature apple juice or warm, still beer, this mess right here will make you look at your glass with wary eyes. TLC (The Lawdthesebitchesarecrazy Channel) once again challenges your vomit reflex with their latest episode of My Strange Addiction, which features a woman who considers her own piss as the nectar of the heavens. The bathroom at a stadium is like a Hometown Buffet to her ass. Her bladder is like boxed wine and her pee hole is like the spigot. Etc.. etc...
Carrie is a cancer patient who hasn't been to a doctor in years, because she believes she can heal the sicks with the natural medicinal powers of piss. The Linda Hamilton impersonator tells her friend, who should really get her own episode for being addicted to Ogilvie home perms, that she drinks her piss, snorts her piss, bathes in her piss and uses her piss as eye drops. Carrie's piss is even like Dr. Bronner's to her, because she uses it in her hair, on her skin and to brush her teeth. Ho is piss crazy! You know Kim Kardashian's lawyers are putting together a lawsuit against Carrie for stealing her trademarked beauty regimen.
If a ho wants to guzzle on a golden shower, let her guzzle on a golden shower. It doesn't effect me unless I pass out in front of Carrie and she has to give me mouth-to-mouth. (But I've put my mouth on dirtier things, so whatever.) But isn't it really boring drinking the same brand of bladder wine all day, every day? "So Carrie, what are you having for dinner tonight?" "Well, Denise, I'm having a goblet of fine piss that's been aging in my bladder for the past 40 minutes." BORING! Carrie should spice her piss up a bit. Stir a little Crystal Light in there. Better yet, fill a blender with piss, tequila, ice, a splash of lime and have yourself a refreshing urine margarita! If Carrie really wants to get wild, she can nibble on some asparagus and take her tongue on an exotic journey to ew. Because if you're going to drink piss, you might as well have fun with it (© R. Kelly)!
And if you're judging Carrie, ask yourself this, "Have I ever knowingly put Milwaukee's Best on my tongue?" Yeah, so don't act like you're better, bitch.
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It's going to suck when she gets a UTI...Ugh
Imagine her breath!
UGHHHHH
I'm calling BS on this. Or at least that her friend with the awesome side-eye didn't know about it. She rubs urine all over herself, for god's sake. There is NO way she could do that and not have someone think she reeks. Esp. AGED urine.
Ive, ummm, put pee on my face. Clears up acne nicely.
No drinking, no snorting, no dropping.
Submitted by harlow on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 4:10am.
I saw a commercial for this 350 lb guy mid 20's early 30's and his room is decorated like a newborn's room. He sleeps in a crib with a mobile, wears footie fleece pjs, sucks on a pacifier, and has to have a bottle before bed on MSA all b/c he can't remember his childhood.
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harlow, did you summon me? :D
Rock it :) that is all.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani
I feel sick. I can't believe her dumbass friend just sat there all calm after she told her she drinks her own fucking piss! I would be so repulsed and angry. Lawd knows how what's been in that cup lol
Submitted by Dannii on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by alellison on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:15pm.
i have always heard that you can put a few drops of piss your ear to treat an ear infection....anyone ever tried that one???
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um, no. i heard its a few drops of olive oil. sure someone aint just trying to troll you?
i'm from the south....enough said! lol
I know a lot of this shit is some bullcrap or at least embellished for the TV ratings, but I actually know a family friend (from afar, mind you) who believes in piss therapy. She used to rub HER OWN PISS on her grand-daughter's ear lobes to help soothe them after they were pierced. She would also rub her piss on cuts, scrapes, wounds... . I've only been to her house ONCE and it smelled like old-worn out plastic containers and Clorox Bleach.
This is all I have to say on this subject because I COULD NOT watch this shit.
Submitted by alellison on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:15pm.
i have always heard that you can put a few drops of piss your ear to treat an ear infection....anyone ever tried that one???
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um, no. i heard its a few drops of olive oil. sure someone aint just trying to troll you?
i have always heard that you can put a few drops of piss your ear to treat an ear infection....anyone ever tried that one???
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:20am.
Why is it always females doing these crazy things!!! See what happends when you don't own a penis!
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well, men do crazy things, they also do horrible things, but it doesnt get as much attention than when women do it because its expected of men (of course which is wrong) whereas its not expected of women.
so she drinks her own piss, least he aint out there raping people or doing things that are mostly done by people who have TEH WUNDERBAR PENIS! so seriously, stfu and get over yourself!
THERE IS SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING TO THIS - OF COURSE IT'S NOT A WESTERN THING. GANDHI DID IT, THE FANTASTIC ACTRESS SARAH MILES SWEARS BY IT FOR ITS HEALTH BENEFITS.
and not for nothing but a dude I met once asked me to piss in his mouth so he could drink it....when I expressed concerns never having done that before he told me it was not harmful and in fact sterile. I believed him after all he worked at Scholastic magazine!!
Ok, 2 seconds in and I puked in my mouth.
Fucking DISGUSTING. I won't even click.
The Loser Channel keeps living down to its name.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by shandi on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 9:40am.
Is that how you even use a Neti pot? I thought you had to really pour the stuff into your nose. She isn't really tipping the pot back. Is she snorting the piss out of it?
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she's doing it right, except she's not letting the liquid escape out her mouth, she's drinking it back down.
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
urine is not sterile once it leaves the body. i only know this because ive had to give catheter samples. it's okay for peeing on someone's jelly fish sting, but not okay to put in your damn mouth or your fucking eye!
it seems to me like urine addiction is the least of her concerns. also, im digging denise and her 80's perm. that's some hot shit.
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
Urine in the body is sterile, sure. Unborn baby urine is also sterile.
But no... once the urine starts making its way out, it will pick up bacteria, especially on the outter region of the naughty bits.
Anyway... woman is seriously whacked in the head. I don't even want to imagine what she must smell like *gag*
Is that how you even use a Neti pot? I thought you had to really pour the stuff into your nose. She isn't really tipping the pot back. Is she snorting the piss out of it?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Yup, honestly got through 2.5 seconds of that video. NO honey NO
Urine is sterile.
Smells like teen spirit!
Hey, if R.Kelly were to raise his age criteria of 14-year-olds, this woman may be the best booty call ever!!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
aaaaaand vomit.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
she rubs pee all over herself? she must smell lovely 0.0
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
I saw a commercial for this 350 lb guy mid 20's early 30's and his room is decorated like a newborn's room. He sleeps in a crib with a mobile, wears footie fleece pjs, sucks on a pacifier, and has to have a bottle before bed on MSA all b/c he can't remember his childhood. NOw I know childhood/trauma impacts who we are and strange things happen but I also know that most of what you see on tv is scripted andor heavily produced. Hollywood/tv PRODUCES entertainment. That leaves me wondering who's forealz crazy and who's playing a part. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani
GODAM YOU, MICHAEL K.! MY EYES ARE NOW BURNING!
@ jimmy bocca
We have boobs, they sure make men stupid so what do you think having them attached 24/7 does? Evidence: guys with moobs are cuckoo for coco puffs. Plus we bleed for a week and don't die and in some case grow a human being inside of us..that's enough to make you craycray. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani
My sisters boyfriend said when he was in jail, he washed his face with piss cause it was cleaner than the water and it cleared his acne up.. I'll pass.
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Submitted by kittymuffin on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 11:52pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 10:40pm.
Kittymuffin, I like to drink a lot of water so that my pee will be colorless
Hey my pee color was impressive to the nurses..plus I gotta tuna sandwich on rye with cranberry juice
cant wait to get my bill sure the tuna sanwich was about 8 bucks
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hahahaha! Good luck!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
I'm a Dr Bronners fan, too. The peppermint kind, in a hot bath is so relaxing if you have any muscle aches.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Dr Bronners 4 Life, yo!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
The topic of piss therapy was mentioned in an episode of CSI , about 8 seasons ago....
Why is it always females doing these crazy things!!! See what happends when you don't own a penis!
I've been seeing beauty products with piss lately..saw these hair care products no sulphates, salts, yada yada all that goodness so I check the back for alcohols and stuff and see urea. This salicylic exfoliator I have also has a good amount of it.
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"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani
She must smell like a hobo...
Submitted by kittymuffin on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 10:40pm.
Kittymuffin, I like to drink a lot of water so that my pee will be colorless
Hey my pee color was impressive to the nurses..plus I gotta tuna sandwich on rye with cranberry juice
cant wait to get my bill sure the tuna sanwich was about 8 bucks
bmitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 10:21pm.
These people are nutz and mostly female. A woman who ate her couch cushions, a girl who drank gasoline, ---------------------------------------------- I saw one of these were this girl ate rocs! She would crunch these things right up and then talk about how hard it was keeping a boyfriend, you fuckin think! Lol!!!
is she from jersey
In the immortal words of Latrice Royale, 5-Gs please! Good God Get a Grip Girl!
Denise's beauty alone should make her an honorary hot slut of the day. The 80s bouffant mullet perm blow out frizz thing just screams beauty!
@ Sinjin
I don't think I ever drank Milwaukee's Best knowingly. Woken up to scattered empty cans tho. But I have most definitely drank Natty Ice knowingly. Dark days indeed. Oh and Steel Reserve. Don't judge.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 10:40pm.
Kittymuffin, I like to drink a lot of water so that my pee will be colorless
Hey my pee color was impressive to the nurses..plus I gotta tuna sandwich on rye with cranberry juice
It's called urine therapy. See for yourself:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy,
Apparently Gandi was an advocate. Not my cup of tea so to speak. But whatever floats your boat.
Brings a new meaning to eau de toilette! (eww dah toilet!)
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Kittymuffin, I like to drink a lot of water so that my pee will be colorless!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known Nightowl!
Owl, I can't even bring myself to think how she must smell....
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I have never loved life so much.
I'm guessing she stays at home when she rubs the aged urine on her body? Ew.
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Pee is sterile and toxins are imaginary. Still, this is the most revolting thing I've heard since waffle stomping.
well i have a fear of cotton balls