The Silver Fox vs. M.I.A.
One time, I popped an imaginary bag of popcorn while watching a bizarre bitch fight between a middle-aged BBC (big beautiful chola) wearing Adidas house slippers with black tube socks and a 20-something manufactured blond trick who obviously had a quote from The Hills as her e-mail signature and who told all her friends she was a personal shopper when she was really a dressing room attendant at Wet Seal. Yes, she was the kind of bitch who says "We also have that blouse in chartreuse!" way too often. The BBC and Miss Wet Seal had it out, because Miss Wet Seal rolled her eyes when BBC asked Miss Wet Seal to take her Juicy Couture tote bag off of the seat next to her so BBC could sit down.
There are three things you do never do to a chola. You never touch her hair, you never change the oldies station on her car radio and you never roll your eyes at her. They went at it the entire time and since you will always wait a minimum of 47 hours at the DMV, it was a marathon show! What I'm getting at is that the DMV is a wondrous place where the carpet is dirtier than the toilets, the employees permanently hate life and two hos from two different worlds create entertainment for everyone by snapping at each other. It's a beautiful. Twitter reminds me of the DMV, because it's a place on the Internet where random feud fights go down. Case in point: The Silver Fox vs. M.I.A.!
Out of nowhere yesterday, M.I.A. called Anderson Cooper out on Twitter for calling her a terrorist during one of his shows. In this fight, the part of Miss Wet Seal will be played by M.I.A. and the part of the BBC will be played by Anderson Cooper (because he gives the best burns):
M.I.A. - @AndersonCooper called me a terrorist for speaking out , and expressed support for the SLgov when this was happeningAC - @miauniverse, you are mistaken. I never called you a terrorist. I don't even know who you are other than the lady who sang at Super Bowl.
I'm going to press pause on this Twitter fight for a second to put that last Tweet into GIF form:
Moving on:
M.I.A. - @andersoncooper YOU CALLED ME A LADY TAMIL TIGER when i talked about tamil civilians dying, and u printed a retraction http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2009/01/02/lady-tamil-tiger-gives-pop-culture-a-bang/?hpt=ac_mid. @andersoncooper in 2009 u linked to a articl that was written about me with false info. there was a rebuttal on ur 360 site.AC - @miauniverse. by the way, I defended your finger pointing at the superbowl, so check your facts. I've no idea what youre tweeting about. @miauniverse you've gone from saying "I wrote", "I called you," to saying my cnn show blog had a link to an article. Big difference
M.I.A. - @andersoncooper p.s thank you for defending my finger , please watch Channel4
AC - @miauniverse I can understand your frustration if someone wrote untrue things about you, and I'm glad you were able to respond.
M.I.A. - @andersoncooper im glad u understand but please watch #killingfields because this is what i was trying to say.
In the end, The Silver Fox and M.I.A. (that sounds like two code names in the messiest CIA team ever) kissed and made up. It's actually a non-story, but I had to post it, because it's always a beautiful day when The Silver Fox licks his finger to put some sizzle on a bitch. You know he snapped his fingers and smacked his lips after he Tweeted that comeback. Serve a trick for talking out of turn, AC!
via E! News
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@LaChaylo, those vatos got moves! That guy at the 3 min mark in the blue and white striped shirt got really fancy with his moves!
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MK,
Why have you stopped calling Anderson "Mah Boo"? Did I miss something?
Hard to have a lot of street-rebel cred if you were engaged to and had a kid with a Bronfman.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Llama see... which side am I on? It's too bad Anderson isn't leading a donkey, but close enough. MIA's song Paper Planes was great, especially when the Clash called it Straight To Hell, and that's where her career is headed via the toilet.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
I used to like MIA back in the day, but she sold out after dropping Swagger Like Us with Jay Z and the rest of the Illuminati crew.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
I'm sorry the guy who writes this site likes Anderson Cooper because he's a cowardly closet case whose "I'm-just-like-everyone-else-even-though-my-mother-is-Gloria-Vanderbilt" bullshit act is really tired. MIA is ridiculous but so is A. Cooper. He looks to be 100 years old in person, too.
I don't really know who MIA is other than the Super Bowl thing (and her performance there wasn't enough to hold any true further interest), but she's late as hell if she's complaining about something from 2009 that dude didn't even write. Sad-ass attention attempt. If nobody cared about this 3 years ago they won't care about it 3 years later.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
2009? M.I.A. is stuck in a time loop and she doesn't realize everyone has moved on to 2012.
She lost her radical alt girl cred when she played the Super Bowl with Madonna. She needs to face facts and adjust to mainstream pop status and make money.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Not an AC fan, but M.I.A is and always will be a loudmouth who plays up her nonexistent edge. This is the woman who said that she moved to Brentwood because New York was too expensive. Bitch please.
And I like the pic of AC and Taylor Lautner.
I do agree that Anderson's daytime show is just trash, but on 360 he does do a good job covering war stories. I try to tune in every night to see the segment on what happened in Syria today. He's the best source for Syria, and Libia before that, that I've been able to find.
Although I really do wish he'd give up on the trashy infotainment stuff.
Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 3:59pm.
Well, that's because all news sources are owned by big companies. They don't WANT you to hear any news of substance; they want you to focus on Snooki and ignore all the crooked stuff they and the government do.
Submitted by mharker on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 3:20pm.
That's because M.I.A., like most card-players, wants to show what a rebel against The Man she is... but if you call her on it, she screams discrimination.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
i'd love to see a laconic or pithy twitter fight, but most twitter fights look like this gibberish.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 1:57pm.
kthx "AC", listening SOOOOO hard to your concise opinions
A REAL journalist would not interview the likes of Snookie. Just go join "Access Hollywood" and be done with it, you fucking poser.
agreed. i think anderson cooper's journalism is pretty much infotainment, but that's what passes for news in the u.s.
I like MIA's music, but she shouldn't play up her father's Tamil Tiger connections to make her look like a rebel and then act surprised when someone thinks she's being sincere about it.
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Silly rabbit.
That gif is pure perfection! M.I.A needs to stfu!!!
"I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned."
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 1:44pm.
While cholas are out fighting the fights, the cholos are dancing with each other:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzNJZQm6Q1Q
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Oooh it's a dusty version of West Side Story, lmao :D
OT: that is the visual definition of BITTER on that wig snatching Queen wannabe's face. :-D
I can't with twitter. Obviously they both had more to say then 140 fucking characters. Just email each other and get it over with. GOD!
Only you would find this shit interesting, MK....
yawn...............................
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 1:57pm.
kthx "AC", listening SOOOOO hard to your concise opinions
A REAL journalist would not interview the likes of Snookie. Just go join "Access Hollywood" and be done with it, you fucking poser.
For real. His talk show is a half step up from tabloid tv.
and.....i will NEVER get tired of that bitch faced queen snatching the crown!!!!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
and.....i will NEVER get tired of that bitch faced queen snatching the crown!!!!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
kthx "AC", listening SOOOOO hard to your concise opinions
A REAL journalist would not interview the likes of Snookie. Just go join "Access Hollywood" and be done with it, you fucking poser.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
That gif is magic.
Sucks for you Boston, being poor AND unloved by your father.
MIA is an embarassment with her finger.
Anderson is the 1%. Even though he seems to be fair minded he is still a member of America's nepotistic ruling class. To the manor born.
Also, if you've read other interview with her, the "people call me a terrorist/think I'm a terrorist!" angle is the one she always plays.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Bahahahahahahahahah I hate that stupid fucking spoiled Cunty McCuntface so much!!! Thank you Anderson Cooper for putting a smile on my face.
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It must be nice to hope for the thing you wish to want... It sure beats doing it. - Jerri Blank
While cholas are out fighting the fights, the cholos are dancing with each other:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzNJZQm6Q1Q
I have a Twitter account that I barely even use, barely even understand, and fail to see the necessity for. They could have cleared that up through a publicist in 2 minutes.
And of course he had to make up with M.I.A. Cuz you know she lives right around the corner from him and will totally shank his ass on the ave!
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P.S. Wig snatching should be an Olympic sport.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
How civilized. At least she didn't fight dirty and call him a closet case.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
This is how out of it I am: Until the superbowl half-time show I thought M.I.A. was a dude. (In my defense, it sounds like some lame rapper name that a guy would come up with.)
"I don't even know who you are..." ahahahahh ahahahahahahahahahhah, AC says SNAAAPP!
M.I.A. needs some attention, she's cray-cray to pull this out of the blue! WTH?
And that wig-pulling bitch's scowl - SOoo GOOD! lol
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 1:32pm.
I seriously thought the idiocy of internet arguing had reached the bottom of the barrel and then Twitter was invented.
Word, though though I think it's also "the idiocy of social networking"
He ain't no BBC, he's a wimp. "I defended your finger pointing at the SuperBowl.". OK, why. Where. Defended how. What defense. It's a family show and that skank wanted attention so she flipped her middle finger, and Anderson is in love.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 1:28pm.
Why does it smell lilke MIA was just starting shit to draw some attention to her ventures? Fuck her.
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That's exactly what it smells like, and she's not smart enough to disguise her pimping farts better.
In other words, everybody's forgotten her "scandalous" flip-off at the Super Bowl, so she has to start twitter wars for attention. Lame.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I seriously thought the idiocy of internet arguing had reached the bottom of the barrel and then Twitter was invented.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
MIA is ugly in the face. And please tell me again, why should I care if she gave the finger at the Superbowl?
AnderCoo win, because she looked like a foolio making a false accusation.
Hahaha @ that gif MK!! Perfection.
I'm sorry but it sounds so silly to get "burned" by a tweet. It sounds harmless, like a butterfly attack. OOOH THAT'S IT BITCH IMMA TWEET!
Why does it smell lilke MIA was just starting shit to draw some attention to her ventures? Fuck her.
yeah okay O_o
I may be alone in this but that's not what I consider a good burn. And for a "twitter war", not very interesting.
I used to think highly of MIA but whenever I hear her speak (or type) she proves to be quite unintelligent.
Oh my goodness, that's messed up! Snatching a wig off a queen is just EVIL!
#BLAHBLAHBLAH
Team MIA all the way (mostly because I find AC overexposed and annoying).
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 1:18pm.
Ikr! Fucking priceless. Lmao.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Is that an alpaca with Mah Boo? Very cute.
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LMFAO at that gif and "Moving on" hahahahaa
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
I never grow tired of that clip: the bitch face of the wig-snatcher, the absolute horror on the face of the victim...