Clooney In Cuffs
George Clooney's kinky ass is used to being in handcuffs, but this morning he was thrown into a pair of Lohan bracelets for a different reason. No, George wasn't arrested for the hurtful acts of shittery he committed by doing Batman & Robin. George and his father Nick Clooney were arrested for protesting outside of the Sudanese embassy in DC. Getting arrested was all part of George's master plan to get people talking about the crisis in the Sudan. George's rep put it like this to TMZ:
"They were protesting the violence committed by the government of Sudan on its own innocent men, women and children. They were demanding they allow humanitarian aid into the country before it becomes the largest humanitarian crisis in the world."
George and Nick were thrown into a Secret Service van and immediately taken to the celebrity version of Guantanamo Bay: a Comfort Inn Suites without a nightly turn down service.
Take note, St. Angie Jo! This is how "shedding light on some serious shit" is done. But in Angie's defense, she never gets arrested, because Smith & Wesson haven't yet made handcuffs small enough for praying mantids.


Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 4:24pm.
Holy SHIT his dad hosts Turner Classic Movies?! I never connected the dots, just thought he had a great voice.
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ooh that's him! ofcourse! :-) ah good one thanks!
I have been in Asia for the last few months and the things I have experienced...have made me so emotional and tearing up all the time.
It infuriates me to no end that people are so poor they cannot afford food, the conditions they live in, and governments that do little to nothing to help their own people.
So when people bash Angelina and Clooney and any other person of power/wealth that gives their time and money, I applaud them. I don't care if they are viewed as narcissistic in general, or if it is peer pressure that makes them do what they do. I don't care. At least they DO IT.
I grew up around privilege and wealth and trust me when I say that most people that have millions of dollars are the cheapest people yo would NEVER want to meet, don't donate ONE cent, and brag about how they get shit on the cheap.
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At least they are part of Hollywood that is talking about Sudan, about time... I mean the second civil war there started in the 80's for god sake and how many more millions have to die because of that government?!? Like I said in my other post about Kony, there would not be an LRA (Lord's Resistance Army) if the Sudanese people were helped with their fight for their freedom from the Islamic government that had enslaved and brainwashed half their country. Good for Clooney
Can't hate on someone like that. You can't win as a celeb. Sit on your arse and party and they hate you, go out and stand up for something you believe is wrong and you get shit too.
There are many causes you can stand up for, but GC has been doing this for years. I believe him. Angie Jo? Well a few sad faces whilst listening to refugees and actively stealing Audrey Hepburn's gig? Not so much. Go George! Love the fact his dad was with him.
I like George.
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His Dad is kinda hot.
We've been protesting outside of the Russian embassy here for protecting fucking Assad. Whether it actually does anything, who knows....but I cannot just sit on my ass, which is what I would be doing as I am just working temp positions. haha.
Can someone tell me why he was arrested though? Peaceful protest in the USA....I don't quite get it, or was it all for show?? Not that I see anything wrong with it if it gets other folks off their asses.
I mean, so many of us are unemployed right now...looking and looking and looking for jobs that pay shit gets to be soul draining....this is good for your soul! Hate to get all mushy, but give it a try!! You are only helping!
They really should have arrested him for making Batman and those awful ocean's movies.
I wonder what his safe word is?
Celebs can afford to go to jail and hire lawyers but at least someone has to protest...I just can't afford to.
Submitted by justincase on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 4:58pm.
Since reading about his pal Diana Jenkins and Room 23 I don't know what to think of this attention whore.
I think he pays to be cuffed as well. LOL!
I've never been into George Clooney like that, but reading this post has made my panties soak for him.
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Heh. A few days ago when the room 23 escandalo broke, I said it would be funny if cLooney and Crawford were photographed being handcuffed and taken away by cops.
I wanted it to be because they were involved in a prostitution ring, but I can't always get my way. Close enough. :)
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Since reading about his pal Diana Jenkins and Room 23 I don't know what to think of this attention whore.
Submitted by Lily85 on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 3:15pm.
This picture sorta aroused me.
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omg me too glad i'm not alone
he just gained a notch of respect in my book
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Holy SHIT his dad hosts Turner Classic Movies?! I never connected the dots, just thought he had a great voice.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 1:41pm.
I don't get the feeling that George is kinky at all. He strikes me as asexual. Not gay, not straight, not bi, just completely disinterested.
I agree, and I don't know why it's so hard to believe that someone (and *shock* a man for that matter) isn't interested; they "must be gay".
"Hey, Dad. Want to protest outside the embassy of Sudan today? You may get arrested..."
"As long as I'm out for my pre dinner sherry, son."
What a cool dad. You go Clooneys.
No offense, Evil Cupc., but they haven't exactly been covering Sudan in the papers. (At least, not mine, recently.)
Amnesty has an article about the protest at http://takeaction.amnestyusa.org/site/c.6oJCLQPAJiJUG/b.8016927/k.519B/G....
Here's some excerpts:
Over a hundred activists turned out to join Amnesty International and others ... to protest the escalating humanitarian crisis in Southern Kordofan and Blue Nile.
In both states (including the Nuba mountains), Sudanese Armed Forces (SAF) are conducting a campaign of indiscriminate bombing against civilians. The resulting destruction of livelihoods combined with the blockade of humanitarian aid is putting nearly half a million people on the brink of starvation.
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One of the most powerful observations that Clooney brought with him from Nuba was the activism that the people themselves are taking – under threat of immediate and further bombings, by holding up signs calling on the military to “Stop the Antonovs!” and calling for the president of Sudan, Omar al-Bashir to be arrested and taken to the International Criminal Court (ICC).
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As many readers may already know, Al-Bashir is a fugitive, wanted by the International Criminal Court (ICC) for war crimes, crimes against humanity, and genocide in Darfur. Al-Bashir, along with three other senior officials are charged with similar offenses, continues to roam free and the people of Southern Kordofan and Blue Nile are paying the price for the ongoing impunity.
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All for show you douchebag.
Try doing something without publicity. Those are the acts that count; complete tool.
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This picture sorta aroused me.
I'd do him with the cuffs.
That's gotta make my strap ons good use!
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While I'm quite sure their are plenty of stones to cast at governments around the world how about casting a few at the outrageous behavior of our good old US of A for pretty much everything we put our little warlord hands on around the world? Go Piss on a Qu'ran or two for me while he's protesting.
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I'd gladly strip search George -- after shaving off that ridiculous stubble.
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He's in D.C.? The girl in my office who told me that George Clooney had been arrested for protesting said he was arrested in the Sudan. I thought, "Damn, I hope he's still alive."
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He looks really comfortable in cuffs.
Just sayin'
I don't get the feeling that George is kinky at all. He strikes me as asexual. Not gay, not straight, not bi, just completely disinterested.
He does look kinda hot here.
And I do not put him in the same nutzo category as people like Sarandon, Robbins and Penn. Jolie is also obnoxious about it. Penn is by far the worst, though.
And to clarify (as I usually need to do as I'm not always articulate in my original posts) - I DO think he's extremely sincere about this cause. He's been tirelessly trying to bring attention to African causes. I applaud his efforts to what seem to be hopeless situations.
Its when I read about things like this that I realize how godammed lucky I have it here. Not that there aren't things to fix here, but compared to there, its not even in the same universe of problems.
"But in Angie's defense, she never gets arrested, because Smith & Wesson haven't yet made handcuffs small enough for praying mantids."
I know others are quoting this but I am compelled to as well. Way to make me guffaw at my desk first thing in the morning. Love you MK.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 1:10pm.
Not trying to be a bitch here, BUT I sure as hell do not rely on celebrities to bring awareness to global situations. I simply watch the news and read a newspaper.
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Good for you. But many don't. Look at the low numbers for voter turn out, for example.
And it might not be for guidance, but it can be an influence. While it might have been nice to learn about it in a book, it's okay that I really started learning about the conflict in Ireland through U2. No, I didn't stop at their songs; they led me to read more about Ireland, find out for myself. I'm not the only one finding inspiration from artists.
And we can be concerned about domestic and foreign issues. And colonialism, for example, is still intertwined with the domestic policies of the invading country. So, for example, just because colonialism officially ended doesn't mean that it's gone, that the U.S. and other "First World countries " (ugh, that term) aren't dipping their hands in the pot. Sometimes, for example, we have to look at who is financing the campaigns of certain despots.
George Clooney's taste in women is far more questionable than his politics.
I like George, but he's definitely a little, smug, preachy and self-righteous sometimes. Drives me nutzo.
No. I'm sick of celebrities drawing attention to humanitarian crises in other countries, when they should be drawing attention to the UnConstitutional and humanitarian crises going on in the U.S. - like banksters foreclosing on homes and churches and throwing people out on the street. It isn't popular to protest about those things, is it? Just Sudan, Darfur, Uganda. BULLSHIT.
Not trying to be a bitch here, BUT I sure as hell do not rely on celebrities to bring awareness to global situations. I simply watch the news and read a newspaper.
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:49pm.
All planned out.... good going George. Nice photo op.... What's your fucking egotistical point again??? Because your famous face isn't suddenly going to make this stop....
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But his famous face is already letting people know about the desperate situation in Sudan, which was not making headlines before his arrest. One person alone can't make it stop, but he's at least trying to bring attention to it. Do you have a better idea? Of course you don't, but it doesn't prevent you from criticizing someone who is at least trying, does it? FFS
This un-talented 'actor' queen, who has never worked a day in her life(her family put her into her Hollywood position) has decided to go on the payroll of the New World Order, paid for by the US taxpayers of course.
We hope she burns in hell.
I am not his biggest fan, but I do very much appreciate and support his efforts. He does not seem to tire of trying to bring attention to this dire situation.
Good for him... at least he's attempting to make a difference.
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Maybe this is how we can finally get Lindsay Lohan in cuffs.
He brings attention to an area of the world, to an issue quite a few don't know or care about, to a broader base. It's awful what is happening, I have a friend from there who was looking forward to going back.
And what's wrong with standing up for something you believe in? Or is he just suppose to stay inside and count his money, his beards, and Italian twinks?
There are celebrities who read the news, who went to school, who are active, just like some of us.
I bet the middle aged female admin staff at the down town DC precinct going batshit crazy just thinking about the Clooney in a handcuff and heading their way.
All planned out.... good going George. Nice photo op.... What's your fucking egotistical point again??? Because your famous face isn't suddenly going to make this stop....
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
George cloony and Angeles Jolie are officially shills for the american government. Kony2012 is a propoganda to steer people to believe the American government really care about kids in Africa. They don't care about the ones here. Ndaa is in affect in the u.s, bankers taking taxpayer money, politicians stealing pensions and the government want to save black kids?!?! Yeah, tell the u.s. its raining but are actually pissing on the American public.
Don't be fools this is about taking control of a black country resources. Northern Sudan blocked the oil pipes from southern Sudan coming from Uganda. U.s already sent troops to kill the "rebels". Africa can't be great.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:02pm.
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Thanks, now I have that tune stuck in my head!
Submitted by Feral on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:22pm.
Sadly, from what I read it seems that much physical "humanitarian aid" sent to third world countries often never makes it to the truly needy...it's jacked by thieves, corrupt leaders, etc. Too many blindly send aid for a feel good moment, not knowing what true hands the "aid" eventually winds up in...
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you are absolutely correct. at least half of the money raised to haiti 'disappeared' as did a lot of the 9/11 money. you have to be careful who you donate to. sadly, a lot of the world's leaders are psychopathic murderers and they DO NOT cooperate and they DO NOT care about their people and that has been going on forever and probably will. some of these people are just doomed because of where they live. you can't help them because their government won't allow you to help them. sad sad situation.
I'd give anything to hear a recorded convo between him and Keibler, Canalis, or Larson about Sudan. That'd be some deep stuff.
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Protestors getting arrested...that's the only prob I have with this.
Go, George! Go, George's Dad!
At least he's doing something meaningful.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 11:55am.
I congratulate anyone that is down for a good cause. I don't have to like them personally. That goes for Angelina, Brad, Ashley Judd. They need to do something with their platforms and wealth!
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Ditto. If they never do anything for others, people say they're stupid celebs like Paris Hilton; if they do, they are stunt queens. You just can't win with them haters.
Breaking, does the "Cloon" have another connotation I don't know about? I can say Cloonster too, you know! Do you like him? Just surprised he gives me tingles! ;D
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Sadly, from what I read it seems that much physical "humanitarian aid" sent to third world countries often never makes it to the truly needy...it's jacked by thieves, corrupt leaders, etc. Too many blindly send aid for a feel good moment, not knowing what true hands the "aid" eventually winds up in...
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