GOOP Hates Moss, Koss Hates GOOP
This story from The Sun is so fake that if I chopped it into a fat line and laid it out on a mirror, Kate Moss still wouldn't snort it up. But it did lead me to this gem of Fishsticks Paltrow being the third, deflated, greasy wheel to Kate and Liv Tyler back in the day. Kate is totally saying to Liv: "Maybe if I hand this bitch an 8-ball, she'll GOOP away." Fishsticks is totally saying to Fishsticks: "Duuuuuuurrrrrp."
So, both GOOPY and Kate Moss were guests at the owner of Topshop Sir Philip Green's fancy and extravagant 60th birthday holiday in Mexico last week. Apparently, Kate would rather stay at home with her own child than spend 6 seconds with GOOP and the feeling is mutual. So when GOOPY ran into Kate while jogging along the beach, they tried to out-cunt each other and the hilariously fake altercation went something like this:
Kate: Oi, what you out jogging for?
GOOP: So I don't look like you when I get old!
Kate: Why don't you eat some fucking carbs!
As much as I'd like to believe that GOOP has the power to lighten a ho's skin by shading her so much, this didn't happen. GOOP would never jog on the beach in Mexico, because she's too afraid of running into local poors. GOOP runs on a treadmill in her hotel suite while her slaves hold up Photoshopped pictures of the Mexican playa. And Kate was probably so drunk the entire time that when she did run into Fishy, she thought GOOP was just a soggy coke booger that escaped out of her nose and mutated into human form. It's happened before, I'm sure.
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I hate Cunt Polenta with the fire of a thousand backyard stone burning wood pizza ovens (or whatevr the fuck) but she did burn Kate Moss. Eat some fuckin' carbs??? that's all she got?
Fishsticks is the man in that pic.
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The best shot was of Goopy making that major derp face! Classic!
Michael K, you are the king of finding the best pictures.
That picture is 10-15 years old.
I don't believe this story but i hope it's true. I love Kate Moss!
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Wow, Kate had really nice cheekbones and a very nice natural look. Age and coke have taken their toll, although sometimes I do still see a lot of beauty.
Kate Moss for the win...she just has that natural beauty.
it's interesting seeing these women without photoshop...they almost look real
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Looks wise, I always thought ann hathaway was the poor mans version of Liv Tyler. I still think Anne is quite pretty, but Liv Tyler is one of the most beautiful women ever. I was also surprised to find that she's something like 5'11.
I knew there was something I liked about Kate Moss.
Actually, I think the real difference between the two is that Goopy REALLY cares what others think about her and Kate Moss honestly couldn't give a fuck. I like that about her.
It's funny how unpretty Goopy looks amidst the pretty (sorry, Whamo).
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Kate actually looks very pretty here. I like her natural hair color rather than the raggedy blonde she's had for years now.
Liv looks gorge, and Gwynnie, bless her heart does look like the one that just sidled up to the conversation and is trying to find something she can jump in to talk about. (Been there a few times recently with some "friends" at work, it sucks).
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Whamo, here I thought you'd spread your seed all over them thin blondies! *smh* OH YES, you can put up with a lot for that! Fwiw, she looks like she'd try hard to convince you, believe me that counts for a lot! *dimples* ;)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:53pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:21pm.
SHE HAS HAD HIS BABIES!! LOL! ;D
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Well WiReason, I'd at least I'd like to try for them.... until she drove me crazy and I had to go on tour to get away from her BUT that would take a lot of trying. I can put up with a hell of lot if I'm gettin good sex (see last GF!) :) lol!
Gwenyth is actually a very classy lady. I suppose she can't help it if her life seems perfect. Maybe that's the problem she needs to stop showing and telling us how perfect it is. Plus there is the whole family connections thing.
Kate is far from perfect but she is very very photogenic. Being good looking and looking good in pictures are two very different things. So take heart all you gorgeous people out there who look like crap in pictures. Me for one.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 3:21pm.
*waves hands over computer, with obi wan kenobi voice "you all love Gwyneth Paltrow, she is perfect, she is beautiful and she is in love with Whamo"*
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SHE HAS HAD HIS BABIES!! LOL! ;D
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I only see the middle person in the picture/ unable to process a fuck to give about the one on the left.
Submitted by rosehips69 on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 2:00pm.
The Brits have the BEST tabloids. Just make shit up! It's so much more entertaining than reality.
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TEAM JUST MAKE SHIT UP
GOOP herself is a good looking woman but is just plain jane next to the two beautiful girls in the picture.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
Kate Moss is an average chick who got lucky because Calvin Klein wanted the anti-supermodel.
Luckily, this trick doesn't work at my child care center because I would have called Human Services on her ass.
"Kate would rather stay at home with her own child than spend 6 seconds with GOOP"
HA HA!
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Submitted by guest on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 1:46pm.
*waits for Whamo*
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lol:) I too have never understood how Kate even remotely is considered a super model and I co-sign everything grommet said.
As far a Gwyneth Kate Paltrow is concerned I'll just go under the assumption MK has somehow spiked his Gwyneth posts with some sort of magic "hate potion" that affects the normally rational and fine taste shown by most Dlisters.
*waves hands over computer, with obi wan kenobi voice "you all love Gwyneth Paltrow, she is perfect, she is beautiful and she is in love with Whamo"*
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 2:43pm.
Empire Records? I LOVE THAT MOVIE. It had old-squint free Renee Z in it.
haha yeah she hadn't been afflicted with the Squintz yet. Anthony LaPaglia was also in this. talk about your dream job...crank some tunes and swoon
Paltrow is the most insecure skank on the planet. I wonder who molested her as a child to make her this way (poor guy).
Shw prlly did rhat whole beach scene with her fakie British accent, too.
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Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
"Kate Moss is simply stunning and obviously a lot of fun too. I'd love to go on a rampage with her and Captain Columbia some time. I dont buy this story at all. The Croydon catwalker would have ripped that goopy bitch to shreds if she talked sass to her."
Totes! And seriously MK, you could have elaborated on that fucking scuffle a bit.Team Kate Moss FOR SURE. I think she's beautiful despite all the drugs, sex, good rock and roll. She's lived it up though. Goopy. fucking. eats. dog. shit. No offense Divine.
Submitted by Heroic Cupcake on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 1:41pm.
I almost feel sorry for Goop - she's so epically phony that it's become a syndrome for her. Yeah, she has money, status, and two kids with dumb names, but is ANY part of her life "real"? I dont get people like her. It's a mental illness and a desperation for approval.
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Submitted by grommet on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 2:11pm.
Kate Moss is the most overrated everything on earth. I think she's an average looking bore with a boring coke problem and awful teeth.
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You said it. She looks like she smells. Plus, she went out with that human skidmark Doherty, which implies to me that she is ugly on the inside as well.
Liv was cute in that 'girl-next-door' way that Americans get stupid wet over. But she is a painfully bad 'actress' (Thanks Daddy!) and dumb as a bag of hammers.
Goopy is a boring scarecrow (and another terrible actress. Oscar? Bought and paid for. See "Roberts, Julia" for precedent.)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 2:43pm.
Empire Records? I LOVE THAT MOVIE. It had old-squint free Renee Z in it.
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Kate Moss is simply stunning and obviously a lot of fun too. I'd love to go on a rampage with her and Captain Columbia some time. I dont buy this story at all. The Croydon catwalker would have ripped that goopy bitch to shreds if she talked sass to her.
I do Pagents!
ITA re Liv being gorg, what was that movie she was in? where all the men were in love with her? I saw it with my ex husband back in the day and was sooo jelly of her
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I miss that mid-90s heroin chic body.
Probably because I'm gangly as hell.
Submitted by Bo on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 2:09pm.
I think Liv Tyler is one of the most beautiful persons on the planet, even if her father is Steven Tyler. Just lovely and with a sense of class. As for the other two, ew.
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I agree. She's beautiful. I saw an interview with her years ago, and she seemed really sweet and normal to boot.
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They both look like my foot. Its just that they are thin.
That looks like Pitt era Goopy.
Awww Kate and Liv look so cute here.
Goopy seems like the one who is somewhat tolerated and cracks awkward, lame jokes that only she laughs at.
She was probably trying to glom on to these two at the time to make her seem relevant.
MK, you should have added more of your backend expertise and written more script for the altercation! lol
Can't get better than a drunk Moss, mute Goop and cute Liv! ;D
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LOL Ellie May, does she love her life here?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
That's kind of a strange thing to say to Kate considering Goop is older. Isn't that more something you would say to someone who's at least ten years older. Goop sound insecure and frankly, jealous. As stunning and gorgeous as she thinks she is, she was never model and certainly not on the level of Kate Moss. For the record, I do not like Kate Moss either.
I'm mystified by the success of both of these hos. I did actually see Goopy running on a treadmill while she was on a yacht once. Everyone was getting their tans and drinks on and there she was, working hard to keep Chris home. I pity her.
What would Steve Martin say?
Submitted by grommet on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 2:11pm.
Kate Moss is the most overrated everything on earth. I think she's an average looking bore with a boring coke problem and awful teeth.
That's funny, because I have the exact opposite reaction. I think she's jaw-droppingly beautiful, drug problem and all. She's one of the few women (I'm extremely, rediculously straight) who always turns my head.
Kate Moss has always been over-rated, but hey, I can't knock her. Doing coke, fucking rock stars, letting the industry build you up and then try to tear you down only to get the last laugh? That bitch is RICH, bitch!
Hell, pass me the straw!
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Haha! So she was all like what's up fat and I was like nothing old and then she was all no you are.
Goopy looks like a cold lump of greasy oatmeal next to them. Of course anybody would, but still AHAHAHAHAHA!
Kate Moss is the most overrated everything on earth. I think she's an average looking bore with a boring coke problem and awful teeth.
Gwynnie's titty ball action, even back then, was sad and south.
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I think Liv Tyler is one of the most beautiful persons on the planet, even if her father is Steven Tyler. Just lovely and with a sense of class. As for the other two, ew.
Couldn't Care Less about the lot.
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