This Is What Spaz de la Huerta Has Been Up To
I know you've been wondering what certified beautiful wreck Spaz de la Huerta has been up to ever since she was evicted from Boardwalk Empire, so here you go. Same shit, different camera (specifically, Terry Richardson's NSFW camera).
Oh you know, Spaz has been making out with old lipstick, pouting, airing her nipple slits out in public, pouting, airing her belly button slit out in public, making fun of ducks by....pouting, pouting, scratching her culo on a palm tree like the wild creature she is, pouting, going to the ER after she cut her ass lips on that palm tree, pouting and pouting some more while sitting on the toilet because it stings when she cacas thanks to the anal fissure she gave herself from rubbing her ass on that palm tree!
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She's really pretty.
her bod looks really different now compared to last fall. not sure what it is, boobies look smaller, belly fuller.
Spaz for all her spaziness is very unique looking, dare I say sexy, I prefer her uniqueness to Hohan's Barbie Doll fake everything. Btw, I think Terry Richardson hates women, cause all he emphasizes is the inner slut, not the inner warrior, inner mother, inner brainiac, he is truly a misogynistic, asshole, and if I saw him I would have to kick his ass for his freaky gross ways (tampon tea...yuck!) and dipping it into Hohan (wtf??)..plus he is a minor loving perv...which is never cool in my book...he just needs to become a school teacher, get busted and then we can all flip him off on the jailhouse bus on the way to his life sentence in Chino.
Hahahah ew you can see her beaver on the second page of the link MK put up... link below. NSFW :^
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltogz5mwlu1qa42jro1_1280....
"pouting, airing her nipple slits out in public, pouting, airing her belly button slit out in public, making fun of ducks by....pouting, pouting, scratching her culo on a palm tree like the wild creature she is, pouting, going to the ER after she cut her ass lips on that palm tree, pouting and pouting some more while sitting on the toilet because it stings when she cacas thanks to the anal fissure she gave herself from rubbing her ass on that palm tree!"
sounds like she's been busy and life's good
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http://tinyurl.com/69rcrqy
This pictorial could have used an ounce less pouting, and a dollop more crazy. Maybe some sloths, it's hard to say, I'm not a stylist. Still preferable to anything to come out of Kardashianistan.
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María de la Paz Elizabeth Sofía Adriana de la Huerta.
That's an effing long name!
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
She should have shaved her bush.
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
I've been waiting for a Spaz post to turn up because a couple of weeks ago and in the throws(ups)of flu I managed to watch all two seasons of Empire Boardwalk in five days and finally got to see the fuss for myself.
Spaz sure plays a convincing floozie although it is obvious that is because she is a floozie in real life. She must be choked to be outta work doing what she was born to do - spreading her nakedness.
All in all she does have a fab body to go with that tiny brain.
Hot ass crazy bitches are the best fucks and this mildly retarded cum sponge would be two pounds heavier when I gave her a fifty for the taxi ride home.
the DUDE! abides...
I think if you are posing with your ass on a palm after some douch told you to, then it's pretty much time to apply at IHOP. Your career is dead.
"pouting, scratching her culo on a palm tree like the wild creature she is, pouting, going to the ER after she cut her ass lips on that palm tree, pouting and pouting some more while sitting on the toilet because it stings when she cacas thanks to the anal fissure she gave herself from rubbing her ass on that palm tree!"
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MK, this had me roaring! I was wondering how she could sit on it bare-assed without getting splinters! LMFAO!
No comment on Uncle Terry the Perv... *grrrr*
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"... looking in her face is heaven for all the youth and hope and good will." Thamar 03/01/2012 ☺♪☼♫ ░░░░
What's grosser than gross???
Come on, you know the answer.
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 8:34pm.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if Spaz was properly made-up and coiffed by professionals, she would be very pretty.
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Case in point: http://www.maryellenmark.com/images/375px/236R-POL-701.jpg
It's from 10 years ago, but still. I remember seeing that picture in the NY Times magazine (it's her and her then-boyfriend Alex Burns) and thinking they were such a hot couple.
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Silly rabbit.
Does anyone else get the feeling that, like Bai Ling, she was raped? I just get the vibe.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
The only offensive thing about these photos is the pure shit quality. Seriously you could throw this garbage in with your local community college portfolio show and you could never know the diff;
Submitted by citizenstrange on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 6:36pm.
God help me but she pushes my button. So does Bai Ling. WTF is the matter with me?
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I would pay to see those two on the red carpet together. HAMs
Isn't Terry Richardson the pervy creep that did the Lohan photos? He must specialize in hot messes.
She is all sorts of ugg. I don't care what GD show she was struggling her English accent through, she is a mess even Jesus wouldn't intervene in.
She is all sorts of ugg. I don't care what GD show she was struggling her English accent through, she is a mess even Jesus wouldn't intervene in.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
*talking to her vagina*
I want to go to there.
Spaz is truly amazing...slutastic.
She has great hair (if she combed it) and body. But her face is attractive on the bottom half only. She has huge bags under her beady eyes. Looks mentally ill too.
And Terry Richardson is a shitty photographer
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Submitted by C6 on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 8:34pm.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if Spaz was properly made-up and coiffed by professionals, she would be very pretty. Unfortunately MAC and Nexxus can't do anything to hide the shithouse rat crazy lurking behind the eyes.
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CSGGG you hookeerrrr!~ Just wrote to you in OP. Cooking right now for Final Dude ('FD' now, per DL acronym rules, lotfol!) and just about downed a half bot of Chard (goes w/ basil pesto cream quite well, lol) and running off here. SO DAMN GOOD TO SEE YOU! For serious. The end.
ONT: Spaz just needs to be shown the zen of long-mascara'd lashes tickling the punan and she'd be spot on sessay.
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Good to see you too Cappy! You better hop on later to explain the meaning of "Final Dude" (does that mean he's the last one or you met him during an exam at school??? So many questions).
ONT: Spaz has never really bothered me as she seems harmless, except maybe to herself. She might want to cool the pictures with Terry R tho, being associated with him doesn't seem to bode well for the career.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 8:34pm.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if Spaz was properly made-up and coiffed by professionals, she would be very pretty. Unfortunately MAC and Nexxus can't do anything to hide the shithouse rat crazy lurking behind the eyes.
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CSGGG you hookeerrrr!~ Just wrote to you in OP. Cooking right now for Final Dude ('FD' now, per DL acronym rules, lotfol!) and just about downed a half bot of Chard (goes w/ basil pesto cream quite well, lol) and running off here. SO DAMN GOOD TO SEE YOU! For serious. The end.
ONT: Spaz just needs to be shown the zen of long-mascara'd lashes tickling the punan and she'd be spot on sessay.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse & Houston, 2011) *caprica six was/is here*
She may be nuts but she's a very pretty woman.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if Spaz was properly made-up and coiffed by professionals, she would be very pretty. Unfortunately MAC and Nexxus can't do anything to hide the shithouse rat crazy lurking behind the eyes.
Would just slap it; not hit it. She's too batshit to full on sessayhit. Somehow I'd incorporate Maybelline's 'Stilletto' lengths mascara into the foreplay.
*stupidly gulps vino post re-read*
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse & Houston, 2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Fucking_Classy -- and you know what? I bet this bitch thinks she's the most beautiful thing there is! I don't think eye makeup would help much. She still needs a Silkwood-style shower to help with what I am sure is a very nasty ass lack of hygiene.
What ever it was, it can't be good. She's got a palm growing out of her ass. And it's large enough, it looks like it been there for some time.
Bitch is mind-boggingly fug. She has the ugliest beady eyes and insists on never wearing any eye makeup, just a whole tube of lipstick in the most unflattering color possible.
Even though the body is hot, with that face and nonexistent brains I would NOT hit it.
Hey, Paz - take a hairbrush and some fucking mascara. Please.
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"All great truths begin as blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw
That palm tree looks like one horny mofo. Spaz looks like she's having a rectal exam.
I think the palm should sue.
I want to be her.
Terry Richardson is nasty - not in the good way. He is just vile.
Butter Face!
"At least she isn't Lindsay Lohan."
I swear I want to make T-shirts that say that!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Oh Spazzie, you need help. Psychological, style wise, personal grooming, life choices etc. Get a mentor or a life coach. You could be funny and interesting, instead of sad and pathetic.
And yes, these are the shots you take of your girlfriend for high school photography class. Why does this guy have a career?
Ok time for the dirty cigarette pose !!!!
Ok titty time !
Now spread em "
Now make fart face !
Now do an o face !
Constipated .. More constipated .. Ok like you just took a crap on the tree
Ok now we're done ..
I Totally have his bag o tricks down .
Paz you are one of the ones I am worried about honey. Whatever substance you are on, get off it before your career is totally ruined.
That palm tree looks extremely uncomfortable to the asscheeks area. No thank you.
@citizenstrange, I have no idea, but I'll keep you in my prayers.
You just know she reeks of B.O. & unwashed ass. Nasty-ass twat.
Don't need a rocket scientist to know they're fucking.
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Richardson is a magnet for gross used-up train wrecks.
Such talent!
God help me but she pushes my button. So does Bai Ling. WTF is the matter with me?
Spaz is the Courtney Love of acting.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Also, that looks like the Chateau in the background (the wall specifically). Wonder if Spaz has taken up Lindsay's former residence since Terry is all up in Spaz's titties now. Hmmm
Not really photoshopped as you can see her bra marks. I dig her, she got the ugly sexy going on :)
It looks like an ad campaign for bad-touch girls all grown up. How appropriate that sleazy Terry R. is taking the pictures since he is the king of bad-touch. He is so despicable and uninspired, yet he's treated like fucking talent.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Palm tree, check
Nakedness, check
Deep red lipstick, check
What do you get? A hot mess!
Who took these pics? It looks like a pic a high school student would take.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 6:12pm.
I agree. I think she is hot..and a weird, semi-skanky sort of why. I am glad I am not the only one.
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