Thursday, March 22nd 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

The makers of the Danny DeVito in Drag Real Doll really need to focus more on its eyebrow situation - Celebitchy

In "a couple that WTF spit out" news, RiRi might have taken a late-night ride on Ashton Kutcher's douche stick - Lainey Gossip

Sometimes I just look at Miley Cyrus and think to myself about how I really just want to open a bottle of Pabst on her teefs - Hollywood Tuna

Nicole Richie has come a long way from her Sports Illustrated: Auschwitz Edition body - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Can someone start a Tumblr featuring the faces of Twihards while watching this shit? - Towleroad

January Jones and Jon Hamm have that "doing blow and shots of Jack all night" glow about them - The Superficial

Even Katherine Heigl's crotch is making a bitchface - ICYDK

MiserAlba blows a bitch air kiss at us - Popoholic

Not sure how I feel about Gwen Stefani's peroxide lion mane - The Berry

Happy birfday, Chupa Jr.! - Popsugar

Speaking of Chupa, I thought this was her annoying assistant at first and nearly threw up bananas and I didn't even eat bananas today! - SOW

What in Blade Runner on acid hell? - Just Jared

Okay, but which one is playing Casey Anthony again? - Moe Jackson

Let the campaign begin: ROJO FOR HUCKLEBERRY! - Hollywood Rag

Pig in a sink (not a Snooki post) - Cityrag

Jessica Simpson just fell in love - The Daily What

And this is how the Chace Crawford and Joe Man-Jello fanfic porn starts.... - I'm Not Obsessed

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Submitted by soulks on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 7:22am.

Katy P. should stop, it was cute, now it's annoying. She had great hair ! :)

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Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 3:31am.

Jon Hamm is always looking very goofy!!

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Submitted by Frank N. Beans on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 1:57am.

First rule of being even half a celebrity.. don't ever change your face.

You aren't Angelina Jolie, if your face changes so much people won't know who you are then how do expect to get calls on Dial-a-Star for $12 a minute?

She should go back to blowing fat guys for drinks.

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 10:46pm.

WTF - why can't these skanky, fug petri dishes keep their ugliness confined to within their own state borders? Each sector of the country has an unfortunate area - we don't need to have Jersey oozing its pink slime west of the Mason-Dixon. Damn.

Submitted by TimC on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 10:30pm.

Wow, that was a nose job by Picasso! Very interesting!

Remind me never to click the fucking links to cityrag. I can't believe they have the nerve to make you sit thru a 60 second trailer to look at one fucking little picture.

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Submitted by lovelylaney on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 10:03pm.

Danny DeVito is cuter than this Shorebag! She looks like a bad wax figure. Why is that show that shall not be named getting renewed, anyone? Please?! I only know about that show from here and The Soup.

What the hell is up with Gwen's hair? Looks like crap! And those pants are fug but the shoes are nice and so is the jacket she's wearing.

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Submitted by KA on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:58pm.

what in the name of fuckery is this bullshit? she got robbed, or she paid for some cheap plastic surgery. that's all kinds of wrong.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 6:54pm.

She's giving me a bit of Anjelica Huston here. But Anjelica is world class. This chick is a dumpster.

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Submitted by chlyn on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 6:54pm.

Wow, Deena looks so bad in this photo. Is there any way she can look pretty? If all the makeup and bronzer were scraped off, we'd see what she's got to work with.

Everybody looks good in their own way, with or without makeup. I've never seen anyone who looks ugly. Is she inescapably ugly? What is wrong with her face?

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Submitted by Bellladonna on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 6:41pm.

Hideous nose job!!

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:46pm.

She looks 45 and like she's in pain. Honestly, what the fuck?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:46pm.

Submitted by Aunt Bea on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:26pm.
Deena Nicole reminds me of those ugly girls who are real nasty to anyone that is pretty.\

Yes. LMAO

My husband has a cousin like that. She looks like she got stuck in a 1984 time warp and is aging extremely poorly. Yet she has the nerve to be a jerk to any woman she perceives as being "a threat".

Hmmm....she's also named Deena...

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:24pm.

Horrendous nose job for Deena. As she ages her face is going to fall like a dynamited bridge. Miley is too thin but that look for the shoulder area is very in vogue these days. All the little exerexic bitches in my neighborhood are sporting them along with protruding collar bones and hip bones.

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Submitted by warmislandsun on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:54pm.

Not only does she look more manly, but she also looks like she was burned and they grafted new skin onto her face.

How did anyone pay $$$$ for this result?

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:42pm.

Aunt Bea -- I knew a girl like that in high school. I was pretty, and she was really, really mean to me. For reference, she looked like Kim Jong Il, LOL!

Miley Cyrus will always look like a hillbilly ho, the old beaver-faced twat. And what's with those linebacker shoulders of hers? And January Jones better keep her slutty claws off of my man Jon Hamm.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:16pm.

I feel sorry for domestic pigs. They're just not meant to be indoors. Poor little fella, bet he hates that bitch owner.

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Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:16pm.

Nippy aka Whitney's coroners report is in and damned if it wasn't the white that killed her...all this time everyone is pointing at pills, but she did enough cocaine to give her heart disease...in this case crack really did kill.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:15pm.

That Robert Pattinson movie looks kinda good.
Hrrrm.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:08pm.

Why does Deena have a such a clownface?... awwww Chupa Jr. is so smiley!

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:06pm.

Young Cher FAIL, Deena!

Submitted by jackie on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:05pm.

Of course rhi is fucking Ashton. Like my grandma said ain't nothing open after midnight but some legs.

I actually think Deena looks better, a lil old? Yes. Too much make-up? Definitely but overall her face improved from a 4 to a 6 atleast. She looked like a gargoyle before.

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Submitted by Chris Knight on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:04pm.

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Submitted by Rdeadline on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:03pm.

Robert Patterson in SOMETHING THAT WON'T SUCK

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Submitted by Puppy Love on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 4:02pm.

In addition to all the fails going on with her cosmetics and eyebrows, she's in her early-to-mid twenties and already has a lined forehead.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 3:58pm.

Is that Deena from the jersey shore? That's scary!

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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 3:56pm.

Deena Nicole reminds me of those ugly girls who are real nasty to anyone that is pretty.

I think Nicole Richie looks great and has gotten away Parisite Hilton and moved on to a better life...good for her!

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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 3:52pm.

Miley has a nice body, but her face is just too dopey. If I were a man, I would not. Nothing sexy or alluring about that face.

And Gwen's hair is what happens when women stop trying to look good and just want to look "fashionable," but really just end up looking old.

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Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 3:51pm.

I don't know who this bitch is, but surely whatever ugly she had going on before was preferable to this.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 3:50pm.

'She' needs to sue her plastic surgeon, stylist, manicurist, whoever did her eyebrowns AND her parents.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 3:48pm.

LOL at mike.

Of COURSE Rihanna got with Ashton. She has no self esteem and that's what he likes. Perfect. I bet it was no good for her. Demi must be tearing her hair out.

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Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 3:46pm.

I have a question for the menfolk here: Do any of you find this creature reasonably attractive?

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 3:37pm.

Gaaaaaahhhh! That's worse than the Courtney Love pic.