Hot Slut Of The Day!
Post Fortified Oat Flakes – Oh damn, the memory of this cereal was completely erased from every part of my brain until I was at the airport yesterday and the name popped out of some hippie’s mouth when he was talking to his hippie-ish girlfriend about how he’s been looking for this shit for his entire life, practically. Post Fortified Oat Flakes was sort of like if Wheaties took a bath in maple syrup milk and then dried out. It tasted like wheat, if wheat mated with an oatmeal cookie. Moms loved this mess, because they thought it was a bowl of healthy and kids loved this mess because it tasted like a maple tree’s yeast infection (sorry). Post stopped the fortified fun sometime in the 80s or 80s and there’s a few Facebook pages out there begging them to bring that shit back. If you’re one of those fortifiedoatflakeheads who are craving for your next fix, lick on a maple tree’s yeast infection instead. It’s practically the same thing!