When Twihards Go Too Far
I've heard some people say that every marriage should have to be approved by a mental health professional before it's made legal. I don't agree with that mess, because if I should ever catch Anderson Cooper in a drunken, confused state and I get him to marry me, the last thing I need is some government therapist bitch knocking some reason into his head. But this story is making me change my mind.....
Abigail of the UK might be the ultimate Twihard and mental hospitals should consider naming their Twihard wings after her. Abigail is so dedicated to the sparkle that she wanted her wedding to look like Twilight jizzed all over it. Abigail wore a copy of Bella's wedding dress to her reception, made her husband Andy wear a tuxedo like Edward's, used the Twilight soundtrack for her ceremony music and used the Twilight movies as inspiration for her flowers, cake and decorations. Yes, if Abigail was my cousin, I'd get her a wedding gift of his and hers straitjackets, but her wedding reception isn't the craziest shit she did.
Examiner says that Abigail somehow convinced her new husband to legally change his last name to Cullen. Andy agreed and so now they're known as Mr. & Mrs. Cullen. Abigail Cullen says that her husband has been a good sport about her addiction to Twilight.
The truth is, the Twilight-themed wedding isn't that insane, now that I remember that I've seen pictures from an Avatar-themed wedding, but the name change shit is some serious commitment to crazy. She must have a pussy made out of glitter that makes him break the headboard or she must have something on him. This is the deal breaker of all deal breakers. Somebody get these two a romantic honeymoon to Bellevue! Better yet, get them a romantic boat ride for two, so he can fake his death Sleeping with the Enemy-style. Well, if you're ever hating life you can take comfort in knowing that somewhere in the UK, Andy Cullen is hating life more.
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Love it! What the article fails to mention is that this is husband #3 for the blushing bride and the wedding was largely paid for by ££ the bride conned out of a poor sap between husbands #2 & #3.
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Submitted by justincase on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 9:21pm.
To be fair women have been changing their names for centuries upon marriage but usually not to fake, made-up ones. I grew up knowing I would not and did not. My great-grandmother is buried under her maiden name which was typical of French and Spanish women in the past
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My French granny is buried with her maiden name yet my French great-granny is buried with her under her married name.
She must be a firecracker in bed! I bet she has no gag reflex and can wrap her legs into a pretzel. That can be the only reason this dufus would do this.
how do these freaks find people to marry them and put up with all their bullshit?!?! andy cullen must be a freaky deaky too...wonder what his fetish is?
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This mess gives me a case of the sads.
You lot have no idea... how about you get a life and just accept my wife looked amazing and we are very happy...
To all you sad individuals who are slating my wifer and I.. Get a life.. We have done nothing to hurt anyone and slagging us off just makes you look a small minded fool.. I happent o think my wife looked stunning.. And the twilight elements were so littel at the wedding it id irrelivant.. Thanks for the nice comments from those of you who can appreciate it for what it was.. our wedding day!!!
In Italy women don't take their husbands' surname.
I don't know why, and I've never met anyone who did, not even elderlies. You may be known as "Signora Xyyyyy" but your name never legally changes.
Umberto Eco used to joke in one of his books (my favourite) that the only authors who have two surnames on the covers are women who don't write for art but just to be known, and they use their maiden names and the husbands' surnames to be recognized by the people who knew them before getting married and after. I know, it's not funny stated this way. It was funny in the book (and unfortunately very true.)
The use of the middle name is also very rare, because there are too many conditions to submit to. They don't let you use the comma to separate first name and middle names anymore, so your kid would have to sign anything in his life with all his names, and here it's considered a pain in the ass, and that's why most of people here have only first name and surname.
Parents usually give one or two middle names to their children only when they're baptized, and legally it just doesn't have any importance.
I don't have middle names anyway because I got officially out of catholic church (I'm an atheist and by asking to be erased from their registries I've been de facto excommunicated, and so is my husband) and my son is not baptized.
All that being said, this couple is insane. That's all.
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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.
To be fair women have been changing their names for centuries upon marriage but usually not to fake, made-up ones. I grew up knowing I would not and did not. My great-grandmother is buried under her maiden name which was typical of French and Spanish women in the past.
I like Hekki's suggestion that they have some S&M thing going on to make this possible.
I hope the groom leaves her sorry psycho ass once he gets tired of banging her with a frozen popsicle every night, while she screams out Edward's name.
Hekki:
Indeed. The whole decoration is actually pretty nice, at least it exceeded my expectations and looked a lot better than most wedding decor I've seen. But the dress blows chunks. It's the only low-rent thing in that event.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Seriously, that cake looks like a large dog pooped it out on the way to a better party, one thrown by sane people (ones with bacon-wrapped appetizers instead of True Blood wine spritzers).
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
"And their first kid will be Renesmee. whether it's a boy or girl. poor thing."
Yes but the good thing is it's just as stupid for a boy as it is for a girl.
Hey Irish....nice titties girl ;)
That pic you for reals?
The guy must be a masochist. I really don't understand why any man would want to marry a woman who flaunts the fact that she wishes he was someone else. Someone who doesn't even really exist, at that. A sane man would feel absolutely humiliated by that.
Meh. Her head game is probably on point.
Of all the book/movie weddings you could have, why Twishite? The clothing style in those movies is so bland and boring, why would you want to look like a shapeless lump wrapped in an Amish nightie?!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
OMG Twihards! And this won't be the last one either...
Anderson entrapment?! He'd giggle through the whole ceremony... and what about PHG? You'd leave him crying in the corner? LOL! We'd need invitations MK! :)
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Yeah... and I am going to marry only a guy named Lestat. I'll be waiting a long time.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 3:20pm.
Also? He's not a bad-looking guy. Why is he so whipped by this potato-shaped woman?
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Maybe she is abusive. Being entirely serious here. I can't fathom that any guy in his right mind would go along with this foolery.
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"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
Let's hope these idiots don't breed.
And their first kid will be Renesmee. whether it's a boy or girl. poor thing.
I'm Irish and I took my husband's last name. I thought about using my maiden name professionally, but since I've only been out of law school for less than two years, it's not like I had established myself with my maiden name.
After I got married, I wanted to use all of my names and not drop any of them. My middle name is for my deceased grandmother and I didn't want to lose my maiden name either. So, according to my Social Security card and passport, I am first name, my original middle name, my maiden name as a second middle name, and then my married last name.
This bitch at the DMV would only put my first middle initial on my license. I flipped out on her because a couple of my Latin friends have more than three names and they are all represented on their licenses. Still trying to get this crap straighted out 4 months after the wedding.
"...And so, that's how I got your father to change his name to a fictional character's - why do you ask, Agent Scully?"
I hope he sunk his teeth in her neck at the alter.
retards.
I swear, the comment section on dlisted is always to die for. I finally couldn't take it anymore and had to stop lurking.
On topic, the crazy is strong with these two. And I'm thinking more with him for willing to go along with this shit in the first place. As for the dress, it would barely look ok on someone weighing 110 pounds soaking wet. That amorphous blob of a bride never stood a chance in it.
Also? He's not a bad-looking guy. Why is he so whipped by this potato-shaped woman?
Reminds me of Mr. Hekki's business partner. Really good-looking guy, could have his choice of many quality women. Granted, his wife is a hottie herself, but I have NEVER seen a man so pussy-whipped in my life. WhatEVER she wants. No matter how ridiculous or humiliating, he will do it. I beg Mr. Hekki for stories of the latest. I'm starting to think they have some kind of S&M relationship because the lengths he goes to... a vanilla man would have walked already.
Submitted by rotten_egg: "If MK didn't tell me that was a twilight-inspired decor, I wouldn't have noticed a thing;... Her dress does look like shit and it looks ill-fitting, but I think it's more due to her having such a horrible shapeless body shape. She should've used a girdle to add some curves. The fabric also needs more weight and shape, since satin is such a flat and horrible fabric. No wonder that shit is used in sleeping gowns."
My thoughts EXACTLY.
That DRESS was awful. Jesus god. Everything else was just fine.
Migraine Sally, I thought my hair was beautiful and the color matched my nipples!
You have no taste, woman!
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Dark-sided!
And I thought the couple that paid David Bromstad to decorate their LR Twilight-style was crazy.
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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm
Hope they divorce. Idiots. Slap in the face to your ancestors.
The husband must be a closeted twathead to change his last name to match a crappy character in a book/movie series.
I prefer to see MK marrying AC in a "Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" Then they could do laps around Central Park in a horse drawn carriage.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 2:22pm.
Tee hee, IF, Whamo, I wrote 'distinctly linked' where I should have put 'associated with', but by all means, carry on good people.
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Just the same, we are distincly not worthy to be asscociated with you!
*brings chicken, pig and basket of corn to lay at Mickey's feet*
Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 1:57pm.
Datura, the Twitard series are for young girls who dream of having the hot popular guy fall crazy mad for them and sad frustrated women who's romatic dreams did not pan out.
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Bingo. I even heard that it's kind of double porn - it's TWO popular HS guy stereotypes, the brooding loner (the wimpy vampire) and the quarterback of the SV football team (the wimpy werewolf, wolfpack=football team) FIGHTING over HER.
Yet neither are pressuring her at all to have sex. In real life, that means they're probably boning each other.
the more elaborate the wedding fantasy, the sooner the divorce
no one this immature ahould be allowed a wedding license (or licence, even)
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
And I'm single. OK.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 2:27pm.
Here's me and Mr Fury on our wedding day, I'll only keep it up for a minute and then delete (totally classy, not trashy) :
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Ms. Fury, I freaked for a second but then I realized they weren't actually implants. lol!:)
IF
I love your dress but I have to tell you girl, the hair was all wrong.
I thought theme parties were for kids, specially if they're based on such crap like Twilight... or Avatar. What the fuck?!
If MK didn't tell me that was a twilight-inspired decor, I wouldn't have noticed a thing; by looking at the pictures, I would assume it's just another average wedding, with the white dress, made up chairs and tables, etc.
Her dress does look like shit and it looks ill-fitting, but I think it's more due to her having such a horrible shapeless body shape. She should've used a girdle to add some curves. The fabric also needs more weight and shape, since satin is such a flat and horrible fabric. No wonder that shit is used in sleeping gowns.
Adults who go this far are just mentally deficient. Period.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
ba_buttons
I only know one person i grew up with who changed her last name. I was meaning my generation.
When you are talking about your mom, her sisters and the Irish women you know, are they actually from Ireland? All the Irish-Americans change their names. Irish-American women and Irish women don't have a lot in common, socially or culturally, even my generation.
Here's me and Mr Fury on our wedding day, I'll only keep it up for a minute and then delete (totally classy, not trashy) : http://cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/2345478945_3ecfb227...
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Dark-sided!
Tee hee, IF, Whamo, I wrote 'distinctly linked' where I should have put 'associated with', but by all means, carry on good people.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
I can't believe this guy agreed to change his last name to Cullen. Ugh. And you know if they have a daughter she will name it that shitty name they named that baby in the movie. And that dress is not flattering on her at all. But I will say it looked like a pretty wedding, crazy but pretty.
My brother's wife was raised Mormon (thank cinnamon toast our heathen family cured her of that shit) and even she couldn't get through the first "Twilight" book and ranted to me one day about how awful the writing was and how the fuck did this shit get ever published?!
I saw Jake first!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
”At least she isn't team Jacob and married a fucking dog or something!” Said her Mom.
Her husband doesn't even look real. I liked the Twilight books a lot (I know, I know) but I would NEVER do this. Creepy.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 1:57pm.
Datura, the Twitard series are for young girls who dream of having the hot popular guy fall crazy mad for them and sad frustrated women who's romatic dreams did not pan out.
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Bingo. I even heard that it's kind of double porn - it's TWO popular HS guy stereotypes, the brooding loner (the wimpy vampire) and the quarterback of the SV football team (the wimpy werewolf, wolfpack=football team) FIGHTING over HER.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth