And Now, A Lesson On Overpopulation From Michelle Duggar
Huffing several thousand cans of White Rain hairspray has officially turned Michelle Duggar's brain into a magical mound of WTFness that spits out hilariously random facts for our enjoyment. The mother of 19 children and counting sat down for an interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network (via Jezebel) and was asked her thoughts on people saying that she's sucking up the world's resources by turning her vagina into a popcorn popper. The dull twinkle in Michelle's eye globes while she listened to that question is the same dull twinkle I had in my eye globes when I was rollin' on ecstasy. And the same answer she birthed out of her mouth is the same answer I'd give if I was rollin' on ecstasy. Michelle says that there's not too many people in the world, because if you put all of us shoulder to shoulder, we'd fit in the city limits of Jacksonville, FL.
"Well, first off, the idea of overpopulation is not accurate because, really, the entire population of the world, if they were stood shoulder to shoulder, could fit in the city limits of Jacksonville. So if you realize that aspect of it, we realize we're not anywhere near being overpopulated."
I must've been absent the day they covered this in overpopulation class at Snapple Bottle Cap University, because I did not know this. That fact probably dropped out of Michelle's ass when her 19th kid popped out, but if it is true, then this just confirms that there are too many people in this world! I mean, in a couple of years when most of the earth is covered in water (source: my ass) and the only land left is Jacksonville, FL, we'll all have to stand shoulder to shoulder. Make sure you're standing next to someone hot, because the only thing you'll be able to do is give your neighbor a handjob and maybe nibble the hair of the ho in front of you. That's it.
Let me put it this way, I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right. (Note to the dudes who might've read my Craigslist ad looking for ten dicks to shove up my ass at the same time: I didn't mean that last part.)
Michelle then went on to say that her family does everything to keep their carbon footprint to a size 2 by buying everything used and making their own soap and shit. Michelle also thinks that her children will be the ones paying for social security since they will be upstanding citizens of the world while your children be lazy, greedy, government-sucking assholes. Oh, and apparently people from other countries are begging us Americans to pop out more kids, because their death rates are so high and we need to even shit out. And Michelle also dropped this beautiful shiny gem of wisdom:
"I agree with Mother Teresa when she said, 'to say that there are too many children is like saying there are too many flowers'"
Hmmm. That's interesting, because I believe it was also the late great Mother Teresa who said: "PUSSY AIN'T A CLOWN CAR, BITCH!"
The globs of smegma I sneeze out during allergy season tells me that yes, there are too many flowers. That all being said, I love Michelle Duggar, because she regularly makes me give birth to 19 lols and counting. I just want to hug Michelle, but that's mostly because I want to create a distraction for her war torn uterus to make its grand escape.
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Slap a Norplant on this crazy.
The amount of hate I feel for this woman and her ridiculous views cannot be properly conveyed.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 3:54pm.
This bitch has gone certifiably insane. She was never a bright bulb but she's completely lost any sign of life in her eyes. I think Papa Duggar beats her (but only below the neck where she's covered) and rapes her on the regular.
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I've always suspected abuse. There's something eerie about those kids refusing to stand out or act normal. I once saw an older child go apeshit over a younger child dancing (their cult forbids dancing). It was as if she had to end it before dad saw it.
Who knows? They're all smiles for the TV.
in raising my toddler son, I've observed something. I purposefully do not beat him. I realize that he'd be a lot more under control if I did. not that he's wilding out, but he's a lot more vocal about what he does and does not want, and is/is not willing to do, than other kids who got the snot beat out of them on the regular.
I don't care, I'm still going with time outs and reasoning to a certain extent. I just don't want to have to hit and humiliate him just so I don't have to hear any lip out of him.
anyway, those kids' frozen smiles and abject compliance to authority indicates broken spirits by virtue of a natural ass whoopin' any and every time someone gets out of line. it's not natural for children to be so perfectly behaved, especially when there are so many of them.
deranged bitch...96% of "parents" aren't qualified and would be rejected if they were given psych exams prior to pregnancy...this earth has more than enough useless people without whores like this contributing 19 times...
She is obviously an idiot. Even on a submarine they make room for at least 1/3 of the people to lay down. What the fuck does standing shoulder to shoulder have to do with it? Instead of asking her about overpopulation they should ask her about how you can actually care for 19 kids. My mother teaches school and it is not possible to manage 19 people and know everything that is going on. Have you ever had a job where one person was in command of 19 people with no sub-managers? What a crok. They whould be after her for breeding a bunch of dumb fucks and not simply over breeding.
Michelle Duggar is an ignorant cunt.
It's not about how much space we're taking up, you imbecilic bitch. It's about the amount of resources that we consume.
with the subjection of wives to their husbands, the requirement of modest dress of married women, and the desire to separate from the "heathens" as "God's chosen people", these people have a lot more in common with chassidic Judaism and fundamentalist Islam than their tiny brains would be willing to accept.
thank goodness...if those groups ever banded together it would be SOME SHIT. *shudder*
I hate this sick kunt. Someone please put a cork in it.
Seriously knowledge, intelligence and the power of thinking are priviledges only humans have and they are so fucking underrated. It hurts to see the amount of humans so fucking stupid and ignorant when knowledge is mostly public and affordable.
Never quit school, never quit learning new things and books are your friends. That's all I can say.
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Hmm....do all nineteen kids have hair like this? Yes?
We need prophylactics stat!
AMERICA IS DOOMED.
sure, squeeze the whole fucking planet in jacksonville. watch what happens to the crime rate, watch the landscape radically change and watch what sort of diseases emerge when people are living on top of each other.
humans and our early ancestors have been destroying and manipulating the earth for our survival since we learned to walk upright. as far as i'm concerned, we're all part of the problem.
This is the best blog on the interwebs. My stomach hurts from laughing..war-torn uterus...
I guess someone has to make enough babies to support all the old fucks on Social Security which is going tits up.
Truly Jim-Bob-Dickmatized.
Maybe you I had his magic stick I'd be a lamb at his beck & call and believe all that he says.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 10:48pm.
"Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 5:25pm.
Take care of the kids that have already been born.
I am suspicious anyway that these people might just be the public face, the tip of the iceberg, of a movement that are breeding for a white, radical Christian agenda while trying to sell the idea that it's normal. Seriously, hardly anyone has 19 kids but there are lots of people that are conservative, have large families, and homeschool the kids so they don't have to mix with society. Lots of them are encouraged by this family, so they really do need to be questioned. It's their right to have their children, but when they start to make it into a business based on their public image, then they need to be exposed if that image is false.
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You are right on the money. They're part of a cult called the Quiverfull movement. They are trying to outbreed the unGodly so that they can turn the US into a theocracy. Not kidding. I had access once to a message board of theirs...until they found out outsiders were reading it and made it password protected. But what I saw was fucked up. There were definitely hints of abuse going on in the movement.
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Saw some articles on this Qiverfull thing. Scary indeed. It's no wonder they throw off the cult vibe.
But you two be careful in here, ya hear? Otherwise Max may call you two racist, or paranoid, because you are saying things about these breeders! LOL :)
The hair, the eyes, the voice, the FRINGE!! #nuffsaid.
"Overpopulation class" stfu - too many flowers... hahaha ;D
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"Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 5:25pm.
Take care of the kids that have already been born.
I am suspicious anyway that these people might just be the public face, the tip of the iceberg, of a movement that are breeding for a white, radical Christian agenda while trying to sell the idea that it's normal. Seriously, hardly anyone has 19 kids but there are lots of people that are conservative, have large families, and homeschool the kids so they don't have to mix with society. Lots of them are encouraged by this family, so they really do need to be questioned. It's their right to have their children, but when they start to make it into a business based on their public image, then they need to be exposed if that image is false.
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You are right on the money. They're part of a cult called the Quiverfull movement. They are trying to outbreed the unGodly so that they can turn the US into a theocracy. Not kidding. I had access once to a message board of theirs...until they found out outsiders were reading it and made it password protected. But what I saw was fucked up. There were definitely hints of abuse going on in the movement.
I don't think there should be limits on how many children people can have, but at some point one has to think about the kids themselves right? I mean how many of these kids get to actually be kids? From the clips I've seen, it seems the older kids, take care of the younger ones, and it just repeats as the younger ones get older. It's like they don't get to be kids, to me anyway. How much actual attention can these two parents pay to 19 kids in a day anyway and stay sane? That has got to be difficult, right?
I would only hope that their kids have healthy, productive lives and healthy relationships as they break off from this family of theirs. And they give me cult vibes, sorry :)
I find her flippant remarks about overpopulation completely offensive and irresponsible
what a cunt
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right. -MK
perryinjax...what's moral about overpopulating the planet and using up more than your fair share of resources? What's moral about breeding an army of Christian "soldiers" so that you can take over the gov't from the "heathens"? You realize that's what their plan is, right? They are part of the creepy Quiverful movement.
They are just as bad as any of the people you mentioned esp since they try to pretend that they are self-sufficient rather than pimping out their kids to make money. They wouldn't be able to AFFORD all those damn kids if they weren't plastering their faces all over tv. That's not a real job.
The Quiverful movement preaches against sending girls to college...a lot of them live with their parents until they are married off at a young age. The wives refer to their husbands as "dear husband" and are basically their slaves. One woman on a chatboard talked about how she lays out clothes for her husband at night and BATHES him. They aren't allowed to ever complain or even voice an opinion b/c their husband is the "boss". Also never allowed to wear pants and dresses and skirts must be to the floor b/c they are "modest". Their swimsuits look like burquas.
Being a sexist isn't moral. Not in my book, anyway.
"Let me put it this way, I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right."
LMFAO foreverrr
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Michelle do us all a favor and shut your mouth and your legs.
This woman is crazy. There is no other rational explanation except she is controlled by her mega breeder husband. Why would any rational couple want to have 19 ( 20 but a possible still birth ongoing ) children. Even if the kids have clean clothes and are healthy, it is irresponsible to have that many kids. This planet is overpopulated enough. STOP BREEDING !
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Do any of the people who think that the home schooling she does with her kids is in anyway adequate compared to a public education? She's too stupid to know, what the area needed to contain 6 or 7 billion people is , about the size of Jacksoneville, but she's qualified to home school kids, yea right. She probably also thinks her husband gets satisfaction when he jumps her and puts it in her huge p***y.
"Buttcookie"? LMAO, what a fabulous name and avie. :D
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As a GenXer, from early on we were taught humanity has to bring DOWN population numbers. Throughout jr. high, high school this was FACT, instilled in all. The situation has not changed.
When she refers to other countries begging for more babies, i.e. Germany, France, Italy, these countries don't allow immigration, or low-income foreigners working legitimately. When this changes, Europe's taxbase will stabilize.
Next month is the the orig. birth-date for her miscarried baby, I surmise she's melancholy for another kid.
Gotta love that little girl voice of hers. Lulls you to sleep.
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What.The.Hell?
Not the most educated woman. This is what happens when you give people credence to speak on camera. Almost always, this is a HUGE mistake.
Really? I mean REALLY? Come on man.. You are gonna pick on Michelle Duggar when there are so much worse role models in the world.. ON just about EVERY other channel! Go dig on "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" and their consumerism and champagne soaked party pushing lifestyle if you wanna hate on someone. I admire the Duggars for at least they have SOME inkling of moral values, UNLIKE most of the other reality tv shows that are doing SO MUCH MORE to ruin our planet, our society, and our culture with so much more wrongness than having too many kids or eating off Styrofoam plates.
I cannot believe that out of all the shows on tv, it is these good people you think are bad for the world! I applaud their morality. It is the OTHER show's glamorization of senseless consumerism that is doing so MUCH MORE damage and driving the USA to the brink of destruction.
It never ceases to amaze me when people believe there own B.S., nice!!!
It never ceases to amaze me when people believe there own B.S., nice!!!
Hahahahahaha, she should work up a stand up routine.
This woman is an idiot and much worse she's a role model for several daughters that she won't allow from under her thumb.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
I just can't.
... though on second thought, thank you for making it clear what goes on in the minds of religious people.
And yes i do mean all of them. Some are just more articulate.
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It is always the dumb ones that reproduce.
I do Pagents!
I don't give an elephant's ass whatsoever about kids or if people have them or not. But stating nonsense like that about the world's population is ridiculous. It's NOT about whether or not there is enough ROOM for everyone. Perhaps all the 7 billion people in the world really could fit in Texas, for example. I don't know. But the issue at hand is whether or not the earth has enough resources for everyone. She says she buys second hand shit, which is good. But when scientists say "overpopulation," surely she knows they don't mean in the sense if there is enough land for everyone to stand on? Because that would just be stupid... it's like saying, "Well... I don't know if there'll be enough water to wash my clothes in the morning... but at least Texas is big enough to cram in other individuals!" Sad... scary, even.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, you ignorant fucking murderer.
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Take care of the kids that have already been born.
I am suspicious anyway that these people might just be the public face, the tip of the iceberg, of a movement that are breeding for a white, radical Christian agenda while trying to sell the idea that it's normal. Seriously, hardly anyone has 19 kids but there are lots of people that are conservative, have large families, and homeschool the kids so they don't have to mix with society. Lots of them are encouraged by this family, so they really do need to be questioned. It's their right to have their children, but when they start to make it into a business based on their public image, then they need to be exposed if that image is false.
Unless you're childless, you can shut your gaping hypocritical pie holes about overpopulation. If you really think population growth is such a huge problem, you wouldn't have pushed your spawn into the world.
I also love how feminists scream about reproductive rights (abortions, birth control, etc), but want to deny another woman the right to have a child. Walk a day in the shoes of one of the thousands of women who medically cannot have a child of their own, and see how pumped you feel about "mandatory sterilization" and the other bullshit you keep spouting.
I'm sure that this will be an unpopular attitude around here, but I believe that everybody shouldn't have their number of kids respected. It's pretty hypocritical to demand reproductive rights and then refuse to accept what some people choose.
If you're supposed to accept Jennifer Blandistan's choosing to be childless, you should also respect a person who chooses to have a big litter. I know some families that are pretty big and have gotten grief for it from random assholes.
That said, the Duggars need to just shut up and stop making statements, because they're making all Christians look stupid.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Here's where Mullet gets her "information" on over-population. Notice at the bottom, it's credited to her cult leader, Bill Gothard. Bitch is incapable of original thought. If JimBoob wants some, she knows to get to the bedroom and spread 'em or she'll get slapped.
http://jrcministries.org/religion/i_overpopulation.html
I can't with her. I can't.
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this level of ignorance is so overwhelmingly sad. i feel terrible for her children. this woman has been homeschooling them the entire time. what other idiotic things do they believe in about the world? so sad.
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The reason she (and her just as batty husbear) picked Jacksonville is that it's the largest city within the continental U.S. It's effin huge. Sort of like her vagina.
She didn't really say that!
Did she?
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Hey now, Vegaschick! Michelle is very into conserving resources. She never lets a drop of her husband's cum hit the ground!
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Michelle is utterly, completely full of shit. I watch their show and they don't use homemade laundary soap anymore. I've seen Tide detergent bottles sitting on top of their washers.
They also use styrofoam plates, plastic cups and disposable silverware exclusively for EVERY MEAL. They have a huge dumpster behind their house, but no recycling bins.
They suck up way more resources than the average person. They just hide behind their sanctimonious religious crap to justify their irresponsible behavior.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 3It looks like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oPxa3C3iu0&feature=player_embedded
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That's a little too close to reality. lol!!!!
Sweet Geeezuz!!
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 3:50pm.
LOL Whamo! *hooks us up in a harness for safety* WTFOMG...WTF!!! Hold me!
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Yup you'd have to strap a 2 x 4 across your ass so you didn't fall in!
*snaps on miner light looks up waits for SweetAss to get here*
Submitted by Wren on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 3:30pm.
Aaaaaand, even if we could fit the entire world population in a space so small, what would they drink, you dumb bitch?
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clearly, the sweat of the person in front of you and the piss of the person behind (they would just hand it over your shoulder daily).
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
now that is a new kind of delusion, and why Jacksonville of all places...does she even have a clue how many people are in China or Africa or even the U.S., damn she is horrifically stupid. Aqua Net and abusing your uterus definately make you stoopid...I would rather have 10 cuddly kittens than 10 annoying kids any day of the week, thankyouverymuch.