My Barf Will Go On
There's a good reason for why Kate Winslet looks like a tidal wave of vom just splashed into her mouth and she's trying to hold it together. You can assume it's because somewhere nearby someone is playing "My Heart Will Go On" and it's tickling the wet heaves out of her throat. When that mess first came out, you couldn't escape it. It was like musical lice. Millions of car radios were destroyed, because radio stations played that shit on a non-stop loop. I knew shit had gone too far when one of my friend's told me that a singer at a funeral sang that song in Spanish while holding a rose and even did the "I'm flying, Jack!" pose during the last note. Ayúdame, no puedo! Well, Kate Winslet also can't stand that song and she told MTV News (via UsWeekly) that it's like activated charcoal for her soul:
"I wish I could say, 'Oh listen, everybody! It's the Celine Dion song!' But I don't, I just have to sit there, you know, kind of straight-faced with a massive internal eye roll. [It makes me] feel like throwing up. It's thrilling for people to surprise me with the Celine Dion song."
I know that a lot of people ejaculate maple syrup out of their ear holes from listening to the French Canadian nightingale voice of Celine Dion, but maybe Celine's voice is the reason why the song makes Kate die inside. I bet Kate will be rocked the right way while listening to the only version the world needs:
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Ah, so she's returning all the money she made from that movie? I bet Hollywood wouldn't even know her anymore if not for the boat movie.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Why should Hollywood cast her? She is not even an American citizen.
MizRo:
Yes! Perfection as always! Damn shame Hollywood doesn't cast her more!
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Triston: did you see Blanchett's Vanity Fair cover? So damn beautiful in a non-traditional manner. I can't wait till she does a new film.
MizRo!
Yes! Cate Blanchett for the win!
All the way!
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I am ambivalent re: Winslet. On one hand, I admire her lack of surgery, fillers, and smoothing; on the other hand, her 'tude is a bit pompous at times.
Whatever, the Brit I admire most is Cate Blanchett.
Kate has always looked 10 years older than she is. She could have played Leo's mother in Titanic.
That recorder video, hahaha!
''... most bitches can't do anything without 60 tries and major adjustments to their hideous voices...''
:-D WORD!!!!
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
Whamo...that video reminded me of something my 10 yr old said today after school. When he got in the car, he was mad so I asked him what was wrong. He said his music teacher yelled at them today for being off pitch. I said "well she probably was frustrated because she thinks you guys can do better." Then he says "well it wasn't us, it was the special needs kids being goofy. They don't say words, they just yell." It made me laugh, because he is normally very compassionate and always plays with them, and even helps them with work (he is in an inclusion class). But today he just had enough. Lol
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Holy shit Whamo...wtf was THAT?????? Lmfao It was like devil worship music. Hahahaha I'm dyin' over here!!!!
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:55pm.
Whamo, W T F!
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LOL, they do a whole bunch of tunes like that. The first time I heard it I though they were "special" till I realized it's just a goof.
@KarenFlatts - wait the song made Kate famous? Wasn't it the movie that made her famous? Granted, I'll give credit that the song popularized the movie, but the movie still would have been huge without the song imho.
P.S. I don't like that movie or the song - Celine is a professional, but her voice irks me.
I know people like her but I've always thought Kate Winslet was a pretentious little asshole on par with Gwyneth Paltrow. I also don't what was more embarrassing: her performance in the dreadful 'The Reader' or her cringe-worthy 'It's MY TIME' pre-Oscar PR campaign.
As much as it kills me, I will admit that she is a pretty talented actress. 'The Reader' still blew though.
"Does Celine Dion get all pissy because people ask her to sing that song all the time? Fuck no. She knows where her bread is buttered. Love that slut."
I'm not into her music, but she really seems like a total professional and a true entertainer.
""I say fuck you, Jobu, I do it myself" are lines the old man and I use to crack each other up."
OMG my buddy Chris and I say that to each other ALL the time. HA!
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
LMAO @ all you bitches bitching about Kate being a bitch about that song. GTFO.
when did kate turn into a sharon stone look alike.. and not in a good way.
As a non-public-persona, there are things you think and things you say. As a public persona, the things you say are even more limited. Guess what, Kate? You don't get to shit on the thing that made you famous and expect people to respect you for it. Think it, shit yes, but shut your lucky fat fucking mouth.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by mharker on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:22pm.
I saw the movie at the perfect age to see it -- when I was 12. I liked it, but I never want to see it again.
I'm starting to really dislike Kate Winslet, though. For someone who's always pushing for the acceptance of "natural" beauty, she sure looks like she's had work done.
mharker, me too, I was eleven and I LOVED IT. Probably saw it twice in the theater and I had the VHS version, which came on two tapes! Hahaha. Not gonna lie, I kind of want to see it when it's released in theaters again just for the nostalgia of seeing it on the big screen.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
I watched the movie and heard the song. There's no reason to have to do this again.
Whamo, W T F!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:49pm.
{Did anyone see this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfK222lPTBE}
OMG. My ears, my eyes! You bastid!
Did anyone see this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfK222lPTBE
I thought it was real for a few seconds and after watching it for about a minute I was on the floor crying. If you're younger you probably don't know the song but anyway I thought it was hilarious.
Good God I can't stop watching this video. I haven't laughed this hard in years.
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 2:40pm.
It's probably because I'm a baseball fan, but I will always think of Dennis Haysbert as Pedro Cerrano from Major League. Every time I see those Allstate commercials, I'm waiting for him to say "So if you're looking for some Big-League clout, apply for that little green home-run hitter."
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OMG I love that movie and I never realized it was the same guy? How the hell did I miss that!
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 2:46pm.
Kate should consider herself lucky to have landed that role in the first place. It pretty much made her career.
Did you read the quote? She doesn't actually diss the movie, just the SONG.
@ ditquoi - Her face looks distorted because she has squatch face - super hairy face, arms, body - a lot of chicks in Hollywood have from starving themselves. Anorexics body temperature drops too much from not eating, so the body grows more hair to try and keep warm. She has it bad, and so does Christina Applegate.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 2:40pm.
It's probably because I'm a baseball fan, but I will always think of Dennis Haysbert as Pedro Cerrano from Major League. Every time I see those Allstate commercials, I'm waiting for him to say "So if you're looking for some Big-League clout, apply for that little green home-run hitter."
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I LOVE that movie! "Is very bad to drink Jobu's rum" and "I say fuck you, Jobu, I do it myself" are lines the old man and I use to crack each other up.
And Bob Uecker was freaking HILARIOUS.
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On a snarkier note, that slim-illusion dress, cardboard hair and heavy make-up were a total disaster.
LMAO!! It's the Ghetto Kenny G-string on the recorder!! OMG!! Reminds me of Hot Cross Buns that I played over and over until my parents wanted to drive an ice pick through their ear canals!!!
(Sigh) More Hollywood complainers. I'm not mad at Kate for feeling that way, I'd be sick to death of that song too. But that's the kind of thing you express using only your inside voice. There's no way of vocalizing it without sounding like an ungrateful brat.
Actually, more actors should learn to use their inside voice. Can they teach that shit in acting school, please? STFU 101.
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LOL, that video!
*pees self*
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She seems to favor dresses that look like sports bras.
Bitch needs to sit her whore ass down, because that song put her career on the map. It also made Celine the self-proclaimed biggest star in da world!! So, I don't feel sorry for her one smidge.
Titanic = happy 90s memories. Don't hate.
waa waa waa i hate the shitty romantic song that helped define my shitty romantic movie.
never saw titanic. never will. hate that song.
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so she's sick of it. i can live with that.
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
The movie starts in earnest when the ship hits the iceberg. That whole part is awesome. The rest of the movie... not so much.
Kate should consider herself lucky to have landed that role in the first place. It pretty much made her career. Also, there really is no obligation to confide in the press about your personal likes and dislikes.
I like Kate as an actress but she should practice the virtue of silence a little more.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:40pm.
But she's always going to be "Flo". Just like Dennis Haysbert is the Allstate Guy.
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It's probably because I'm a baseball fan, but I will always think of Dennis Haysbert as Pedro Cerrano from Major League. Every time I see those Allstate commercials, I'm waiting for him to say "So if you're looking for some Big-League clout, apply for that little green home-run hitter."
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I've seen 'Titanic' once and that was enough. I remember this trick bragging about how she had seen it 32 times and I remember telling her, "You need to get a life!"
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I remember being obsessed with Titanic, Leonardo DiCaprio and that song when I was 17. I don't know exactly when I came to my senses, but now I can't even watch it and don't like the song. Can't get through the first half-hour. It is so boring and cheesy. Weird because I love James Cameron's action/sci-fi movies. But I can't with Titanic and I haven't watched Avatar yet because I get the feeling it will also be sappy.
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That movie was a huge corny turd sprinkled with excess sugar... the song is the rotten cherry on top. Never liked it.
I understand that movie was a just a job for her, that's why I find it lame that people think she loves it (movie and song) the way they do. Same shit is going to happen to the Twilight people; those loonie twihards will always see them as Bella, Jacod and Edward, no matter how gazillions of years have passed... and they will fucking hate it. Word.
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Any song overplayed is too much. On the other hand, I think Celine Dion is one of the most nice and sincere people in showbiz-land.
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Phoebe -- so glad to hear you're doing well.
Sharon Stone is gorgeous. Kate Winslet is not.
Also, what's up with the Spanx dress? Now that I think about it, Kate needs Spanx for the soul -- shaping that ugly personality of hers and holding her cunt tongue in check.
Titanic was the first movie I ever saw with nudity in it. I guess Kate Winslet boobies are a nice starting place...
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she's right, it's vom inducing just like James Cameron is
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
wow apparently I'm not the only one. :D
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Submitted by elmo533 on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 11:49am.
I never saw the movie (and still haven't). I loved flabbergasting people with that info; "What do you mean you haven't seen it!" Same reaction I get when I tell people I've never seen any Star Wars movie.
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I've never seen a Julie Andrews movie, it wasn't on purpose but at one point I just sort of realized it and since I have a lot of friends who love musicals I keep it that way to annoy them.