Being Beautiful Is Hard: The Samantha Brick Story
If Samantha Brick could excuse her beauty, she would literally excuse her beauty, because it has brought her nothing but pain, suffering and jealous glares from hating bitches who wish they were born with a face as gorgeous as hers. In a heartbreaking piece for the literary journal of truth, The Daily Mail, Samantha bravely writes about society's prejudice against stunningly, exquisite flowers like herself. When strange men aren't lavishing gifts upon Samantha, their envious wives are throwing shade at her. As I organize a telethon to benefit the plight of the pretty, please open your not-as-beautiful hearts to Samantha's "don't hate me because I'm beautiful" tale:
On how you've got Visa, MasterCard or American Express, but Samantha's got something called natural beauty. (SAMANTHA'S FACE: Don't leave home without it!): "Throughout my adult life, I’ve regularly had bottles of bubbly or wine sent to my restaurant table by men I don’t know. Once, a well-dressed chap bought my train ticket when I was standing behind him in the queue, while there was another occasion when a charming gentleman paid my fare as I stepped out of a cab in Paris.Another time, as I was walking through London’s Portobello Road market, I was tapped on the shoulder and presented with a beautiful bunch of flowers. Even bar tenders frequently shoo my credit card away when I try to settle my bill.
And whenever I’ve asked what I’ve done to deserve such treatment, the donors of these gifts have always said the same thing: my pleasing appearance and pretty smile made their day."On how all women reading this now have green eyes:
"While I’m no Elle Macpherson, I’m tall, slim, blonde and, so I’m often told, a good-looking woman. I know how lucky I am. But there are downsides to being pretty — the main one being that other women hate me for no other reason than my lovely looks.If you’re a woman reading this, I’d hazard that you’ve already formed your own opinion about me — and it won’t be very flattering. For while many doors have been opened (literally) as a result of my looks, just as many have been metaphorically slammed in my face — and usually by my own sex.
I’m not smug and I’m no flirt, yet over the years I’ve been dropped by countless friends who felt threatened if I was merely in the presence of their other halves. If their partners dared to actually talk to me, a sudden chill would descend on the room."
On how her friends want her to get Face/Off surgery with a paper bag:
"And it is not just jealous wives who have frozen me out of their lives. Insecure female bosses have also barred me from promotions at work.And most poignantly of all, not one girlfriend has ever asked me to be her bridesmaid.
You’d think we women would applaud each other for taking pride in our appearances.
I work at mine — I don’t drink or smoke, I work out, even when I don’t feel like it, and very rarely succumb to chocolate. Unfortunately women find nothing more annoying than someone else being the most attractive girl in a room.
Take last week, out walking the dogs a neighbour passed by in her car. I waved — she blatantly blanked me. Yet this is someone whose sons have stayed at my house, and who has been welcomed into my home on countless occasions.I approached a mutual friend and discreetly enquired if I’d made a faux pas. It seems the only crime I’ve committed is not leaving the house with a bag over my head.She doesn’t like me, I discovered, because she views me as a threat. The friend pointed out she is shorter, heavier and older than me."
On how she has been discriminated against in the workplace for being SO RAVISHING:
"Women, however, are far more problematic. With one phenomenally tricky boss, I eventually managed to carve out a positive working relationship. But a year in, her attitude towards me changed; the deterioration began when she started to put on weight. We were both employed by a big broadcasting company. One of our male UK chiefs recommended I take the company’s global leadership course, which meant doors would have opened for me around the world. All I needed were two personal recommendations to be eligible. As everyone in the office agreed I was good at my job, I didn’t think this would be a problem.But while the male executive signed the paperwork without hesitation, my immediate boss refused to sign. When I asked her right-hand woman why, she pulled me to one side and explained that my boss was jealous of me."
On how old bitches are the meanest to her and how her husband (the hot piece below) loves it when men throw themselves at her demure feet:
"I find that older women are the most hostile to beautiful women — perhaps because they feel their own bloom fading. Because my husband is ten years older than me, his social circle is that bit older too.As a Frenchman, he takes great pride in hearing other men declare that I’m a beautiful woman and always tells me to laugh off bitchy comments from other women."
On how she tries not to steal the attention from average-looking hos, but she can't help it:
"Take last summer and a birthday party I attended with my husband. At one point the host, who was celebrating his 50th, decided he wanted a photo with all the women guests. Positioning us, the photographer suggested I stand immediately to his right for the shot.Another woman I barely knew pushed me out of the way, shouting it wasn’t fair on all the other women if I was dominating the snap. I was devastated and burst into tears. On my own in the loos one woman privately consoled me — well out of ear-shot of her girlfriends."
On how she can't wait to turn into an old hag:
"So now I’m 41 and probably one of very few women entering her fifth decade welcoming the decline of my looks. I can’t wait for the wrinkles and the grey hair that will help me blend into the background."
Some people fight the hot, but the hot is fighting Samantha. Devastating, I know. If you're assuming that Samantha has fallen so deep into the black hole of delusion that she lives in a White Oprah-like Twilight Zone world where she believes that women hate her for her life-ruining beauty when they really hate her because she's annoyingly crazy, then I need to tell you that's the jealousy talking. I would tell you to go take a good, hard look at yourself in the mirror, but then you'd see that you're not as magically stunning as Samantha Brick. Then you'll feel sad inside and Samantha doesn't want that. Samantha doesn't want you feel as lonely as her. Samantha just wants you to look past her spellbinding beauty and love her for her.
"Bitch, now you know I how feel!" - Helen of Troy to Samantha of UK, a woman with a face that can launch a thousand LOLs.
(Thanks to everybody who sent this in)
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I don't know who she is and I don't even care but she is clearly delusional. I keep looking at her and I don't see the unusual beauty she talks about. In fact she seems like she could use a beauty clinic visit, I certainly look better than her after I go there and I'm no celebrity.
There is evidence that perceptions of beauty are evolutionarily determined, that things, aspects of people and landscapes considered beautiful are typically found in situations likely to give enhanced survival of the perceiving human's genes. Thanks.
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I found they’re producing a television show about this topic, and they’re still looking for participants. Seems pretty cool! http://goo.gl/DPoSw
In my younger years I purposely played down my physique but it had nothing to do with low self-esteem. I never wore makeup and took to sporting loose jeans and baggy sweaters. I was not interested in dating and did not like drawing the wrong kind of attention to myself. School was all about trying to get good grades as far as I was concerned.
Even then I received catcalls and lewd comments in middle school, one pervert even exposed himself. During my high school senior year I had a prissy classmate who while polite made it clear that I was beneath her. When it came time to take my studio photo for the yearbook my mom convinced me to get a makeover. The aforementioned classmate refused to sign it in a fit of jealousy. I despise lookism so it's nice to give some people a taste of their own medicine.
The woman in the article sounds like an aryan narcissist. She's slightly above average but not by much. Woop-dee-doo, let's open up a fresh bottle of peroxide to celebrate your crowning glory! I feel like punching shallow idiots like that in the face.
Well, I feel like a naive turd for commenting about this yesterday because I knew from way back that Daily Mail changes stories and exploits their women freelancers and plum forgot:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/apr/04/samantha-brick-throw...
She's a "10" in the UK, which makes her a "5" everywhere else and a "3" in Brazil...
She clearly hasn't met the OG of this problem : "excuse my beauty" Stephen. Bitch, pls!
I will drop kick you.
Poor thing. Someone must have lied to her at a young age.
She should a) Stop flashing one's meat curtains. b) Change one's knickers more often.
Because for sure all that attention/snubbing she's getting isn't due to one's purty face or fab figure.
I cant hate on this woman, i wish i had that over the top confidence!!!
but i agree with RedHeadTheGinge well said!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Submitted by RedHeadTheGinge on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 1:58pm.
Remember, she's from England. By their standard of beauty she's a 10. Have you seen the mugs and teeth on most of the English??
A 5 in the USA is a 10 in the UK.
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Shes got weird wonky boobs!
This woman is nothing but a famewhore. I came across an article from 2010 of her and her husband recently, in which she went on and on about how she gave up fame and fortune for a rural life in France...
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1PqZKM/:PiizR_dH:WLZV36nM/www.dailymail.co...
She is definitely not the brightest crayon in the box...
Remember, she's from England. By their standard of beauty she's a 10. Have you seen the mugs and teeth on most of the English??
A 5 in the USA is a 10 in the UK.
She's right!!!!.. And I think for 41 she looks nice. I work with some 30 yr olds who are rough looking as shit. All these celebrities we honor and call beautiful usually has on several pounds of make up and has spent hundreds of thousands on lipo and shit like that...
I say "Work it bitch" Don't hate
Submitted by Banilla Bagina on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 11:15am.
DM is doing this to garner page hits. They are brilliant for trolling us all!
And this creature has undefined, trailer park features. She is not symmetrical (a BASIC needed to be considered hot) and her nose is like a bulbous lump of wet clay. BRUTAL nose, it's like Gerrard Depardieu's schnoz. Small eyes. Thin hair, over processed. No cheekbones at all. Bad bonestructure all around. Shabby teeth situation. Personal style? None. Her French boor of a husband is a riot if he indeed 'picks her clothes out'. Dress barn is in France? I never knew. And that dark purple nail polish and cheap shoes.And! The piano legs (goes straight up and down, no shape) and arms like melted candles. I think that covers it.
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Literally just choked on my lunch reading this description. Trailer park features! Lump of wet clay! Piano legs! Melted candles!
DYING
And I'm going to be watching zoolander tonight! Merman...
"If you're assuming that Samantha has fallen so deep into the black hole of delusion that she lives in a White Oprah-like Twilight Zone world where she believes that women hate her for her life-ruining beauty when they really hate her because she's annoyingly crazy, then I need to tell you that's the jealousy talking."
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HAH speak for yourself uggo!
Because i was thinking the exact same thing, only my motive is because i'm so very pretty! And it's a curse i tell you, A CURSE, like for instance i have to bear you jelly uggos hating me for i am so much prettier than y'all.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
If she is comparing herself to like, Susan Boyle, yes, she is pretty. It is always easy to downward compare yourself against unattractive people, but if you put her up against a healthy 20 or 30 year old with a great smile, this lady looks like a dried up, sour, middle age, yeasty, dishwater blonde who probably wears granny panties all the way up to her breasts. Maybe in her 20s somebody picked up her cab fare after a one-night stand and she let that generousity go to her head ever since. As for her husband, he is disgusting and probably thinks he landed a hottie. They both look like smokers and I bet her nails are yellow underneath the acrylics she's been wearing for years.
Who Said It Quiz: Samantha Brick or Derek Zoolander?
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/04/03/samantha-brick-derek-zoolande...
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Tracy: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
Hahahahaha. This bitch. AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA.
This reminds me of a friend I had who was always taking pictures of herself and posting them online with the words from the song "Beautiful" written below the pictures.
Don't hate be because I'm BEAUTIFUL!! Hate me because I am a crazy, delusional, self absorbed, bitch.
Err.......beauty must be in the eye of the beholder. This pug nosed bitch is fug.
Yes, I'm sure women in their 20s are madly jealous of this middle-aged woman. The peroxide she uses to bleach her hair must have rotten her brain.
No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Delusion is a helluva drug.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
DM is doing this to garner page hits. They are brilliant for trolling us all!
And this creature has undefined, trailer park features. She is not symmetrical (a BASIC needed to be considered hot) and her nose is like a bulbous lump of wet clay. BRUTAL nose, it's like Gerrard Depardieu's schnoz. Small eyes. Thin hair, over processed. No cheekbones at all. Bad bonestructure all around. Shabby teeth situation. Personal style? None. Her French boor of a husband is a riot if he indeed 'picks her clothes out'. Dress barn is in France? I never knew. And that dark purple nail polish and cheap shoes.And! The piano legs (goes straight up and down, no shape) and arms like melted candles. I think that covers it.
I don't give a jot about peoples looks. I DO get vicious when someone sub par exalts themselves as hot, etc but does it in such a spectacularly public and deluded manner. I believe in self confidence, etc. This goes beyond the fucking pale, however.. What a schlmiel.
Really? At least her self confidence is well developed.
Submitted by sarahjane on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:00am.
Men don't always approach knock out women. They approach the ones the think they have a chance of pulling.
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My brothers and co-workers have shared this bit of information with me. In a group of hot friends, always hit on the average looking one.
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Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
Sowwy for the accidental multiple posts.
She kinda icky. Her boyfriend looks like one of those guys at the gym who smells bad but has a really wide, thick cock.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
This article made me laugh- and think. Yes, she is a button nosed frumpy blonde with delusions of grandeur, but I am convinced that she just has this certain attitude that invites it. When I was 19, I went through this brief period when I worked at a crepe stand at my college and boys asked me out on dates, sent me letters and mix tapes.Part of it was that I was always " on display" behind the cash register, but despite having a boyfriend, I was open to other possibilities and must have exuded that. Now men don't give me second glance, and I'm not unatteactive and I dress well ( and Michael K says I have a hot name) but I know I am giving off a glacial " don't even try it" energy, being the good ol fashioned married gal that I am. Plain Samantha must sashay around with a pretty confident, I'm the shit attitude. It works, men are dupes for it. But it does not warrant a whole fucking article about her burdensome beauty.
Also, I had a schizo friend in HS with bad hygiene and who dressed like a boy. She had this certain demure confident attitude and boys went nuts for her. Nothing more to be said.
This article made me laugh- and think. Yes, she is a button nosed frumpy blonde with delusions of grandeur, but I am convinced that she just has this certain attitude that invites it. When I was 19, I went through this brief period when I worked at a crepe stand at my college and boys asked me out on dates, sent me letters and mix tapes.Part of it was that I was always " on display" behind the cash register, but despite having a boyfriend, I was open to other possibilities and must have exuded that. Now men don't give me second glance, and I'm not unatteactive and I dress well ( and Michael K says I have a hot name) but I know I am giving off a glacial " don't even try it" energy, being the good ol fashioned married gal that I am. Plain Samantha must sashay around with a pretty confident, I'm the shit attitude. It works, men are dupes for it. But it does not warrant a whole fucking article about her burdensome beauty.
Also, I had a schizo friend in HS with bad hygiene and who dressed like a boy. She had this certain demure confident attitude and boys went nuts for her. Nothing more to be said.
This article made me laugh- and think. Yes, she is a button nosed frumpy blonde with delusions of grandeur, but I am convinced that she just has this certain attitude that invites it. When I was 19, I went through this brief period when I worked at a crepe stand at my college and boys asked me out on dates, sent me letters and mix tapes.Part of it was that I was always " on display" behind the cash register, but despite having a boyfriend, I was open to other possibilities and must have exuded that. Now men don't give me second glance, and I'm not unatteactive and I dress well ( and Michael K says I have a hot name) but I know I am giving off a glacial " don't even try it" energy, being the good ol fashioned married gal that I am. Plain Samantha must sashay around with a pretty confident, I'm the shit attitude. It works, men are dupes for it. But it does not warrant a whole fucking article about her burdensome beauty.
Also, I had a schizo friend in HS with bad hygiene and who dressed like a boy. She had this certain demure confident attitude and boys went nuts for her. Nothing more to be said.
You know, now that I think about it, I remember once in a bus station a very nicely dressed man tried to buy me a meal and "help me out". And I totally am no beauty queen. Actually, I was dressed like a bit of a bum to be comfortable for the trip. I know I looked like a homeless teenager.
Men don't always approach knock out women. They approach the ones the think they have a chance of pulling.
I've had all manner of men offer me things in my life, too: gifts, trips, money, a household etc. All sorts of "kept woman" stuff and I'm totally not gorgeous. At best, I'm 'interesting' looking.
She should not confuse looking gullible with looking beautiful. I know I never did. :)
She's no beauty. But she does look like a nice lady - thats probably why people bought her stuff.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
I would never be friends with anyone who complained about being too beautiful, too skinny, too smart (ie, any quality that other people strive for). Who would want to deal with someone like that?
sounds like she suffers from Courtney Stodden Syndrome... Men love me and all the women hate me.
I was thinking the same thing, too, that perhaps in the UK she is considered attractive... but then I thought of some of my UK friends, a few of whom are real-life freakin' knockouts. Now THEM I'm envious of. Not jealous - envious.
By US standards, she's not even average looking. I hate saying that, but it's true.
she has the nerve to be like "don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful" with a nose like a mushroom cap?
have a seat, sweetheart. *smh*
beep * I'd spork that * beep
Submitted by bigorexia on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 2:52am.
Here's an update!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124782/Samantha-Brick-says-ba...
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The photo of her devastatingly handsome husband in hunting gear is to die for....*guffaw*
Tired of delusional people who go public with their crazy shit.
lara flynn boyle's melting-like-buttah face is more attractive than her. just sayin'.
I would like to check the mirror this lady is looking at herself in to see what she can see that we can't ... attractive possibly, beautiful not. It's probably her personality that's spoiling her life / losing her friends, certainly her looks can't be to blame!
"I’m no Elle Macpherson..."these are true words.
She's of average attractiveness. I'd like to know where she buys her mirrors, though.
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"Submitted by Lope on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 12:18am.
I know I'll get flamed for this, but it's simply true- for a Brit, she's fairly attractive...... just based on looks, she may be right about the attention she is getting. "
You're dead wrong. Walk around any British city and you'll see many women, of all ages that are more attractive and well groomed than this delusional bint. I know plenty but they don't sashay around expecting men to drop at thier knees.
It's a fallacy that there are certain countries that have more attractive people, there's all ways about the same proportion of ugly / average and then super attractive. Walk around any city in any part of the world and you will see plenty of attractive women. The Us has a pretty big lump of british DNA in there anyway, doesn't it?
I think this women is delusional and has her mental problems reinforced by her controlling husband who picks out her clothes and what weight she should be. See her earlier article.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2020931/Would-YOU-let-husband-...
Here's an update!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124782/Samantha-Brick-says-ba...
Oh she's so hot! She's clearly bonkers.
Submitted by guest on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 5:21pm.
Miss Jane...way back when I worked as a legal sec we wore business suits everyday. The whole business casual thing crosses the line imo. I couldn't believe the crap I saw people wearing while interviewing. I wanted to scream it's not Saturday @ Target ffs.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by guest on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 5:21pm.
NO FLIP FLOPS!!!!!!!
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But it's okay if they have sparkly stuff on them, right? They'll look fancy!
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Submitted by Gobbler on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:22pm.
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Perhaps swarm meant Narcissistic Personality Disorder?
That's what it is. NPD is what makes you think you look younger than your legal age, toned when you're not, smooth-skinned when you're sun-damaged, and so on. And then to bring up the topic at any opportunity, whether on-topic or not.
People with NPD swing between two poles: grandiose delusions about themselves and rage at anyone who dares challenge their delusions.
Does she not see the piss gut she is sporting?? Not to mention her kielbasa arms. Wow! Don't you wish you had body dysmorphic this way. Look like total shit yet when you glance in the mirror your like "Damn I look good".