Camille Grammer Will "Desecrate" A Ho
That tall serving of Greek Yogurt in a nest of luscious curls in the clip above is Dimitri Charalambopoulos, the boyfriend of silicone dragon flower and gold digging hero Camille Grammar. Dimitri Charalambopoulos (try saying that three times without casting a spell or warding off a demon) is currently in the middle of some Halle Berry-approved like custody drama with the girlfriend of his five year old son Marcus. Marcus' mom Lisa wants to take him to Colorado to live and Dimitri is against it, and so they all have to go to court to work this mess out.
During a taped deposition, Lisa's lawyers played a voicemail that Camille left her. This goes out to those of you who you who missed seeing Camille's signature crazy come out during season 2 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Camille's rant starts at around the 1:50 mark in the clip above and it's below in reading form if your eyes can't take the sight of Dimitri finger curling his hair like a Southern ingenue. via Radar:
"If you go to the press, I have lawyers that are beyond what you can imagine and they will pull stuff on you and you will be so mortified about your life and your family and what you have done. You don't want to do that to Marcus. I will desecrate you, believe me, and that I can do, so be careful what you say and what you do because my defamation attorneys are huge..they will hunt down and research every nook and cranny of your life."
Lisa better raise the white flag and drop her weapons, because Camille doesn't mess around and she was a Club MTV dancer. Camille will do The Running Man all over Lisa's character, then she'll do the Cabbage Patch through every nook and cranny of Lisa's life, and just when Lisa thinks she can get away with some of her reputation still intact, Camille will drop The Sprinkler on her! No, I have no idea what I just typed out, but if it made you do the Electric Slide in your office chair, then I've done my job.
I know, I know, Camille probably meant to say "decimate," but do you want her brain filled with useless information like the true definition of words or do you want it filled with the steps for some sweet sweet moves. Or maybe Camille didn't mean "decimate" at all. Maybe she meant "defecate." I mean, she does have IBS....
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No one knows anything about Lisa, because she hasn’t aired her side. She was offered lump sums of money on several occasions to sell her story, months before Camille threatened her like the NJ mobster she thinks she is, when Dimitri’s child support dues were in massive arrears, when Camille was gushing ignorantly in the media about her little boy’s dad’s penis, when Camille was gloating to other women on that tragic show of hers, as if she were some b**ch in heat, about Dimitri’s abs. (Classy lady…mother…dreadful. God only knows the impact that her penchant for public penis-gushing will have on her children.) Lisa only wants to get out of Dallas with her son, removing him from this disaster. If you can’t empathize with that…when her baby’s father has been MIA, missing countless custody visits from the start of this parade of fools, then you’re probably about as narcissistic as Camille and the other dregs involved.
She never made this about Camille. It has and always will be about a woman who has been manhandled by the money of a shady Greek-Freak family in the crooked courts of Dallas…manhandled and held hostage in a city where Dimitri won’t even deign to work, let alone raise his son. Meanwhile, Lisa’s productive, decent, hard-working family in Colorado can only look on while Dimitri continues to rake his family selfishly through the mire of his filthy aspirations to Hollywood Trash-dom.
How do any of you think this will turn out for Marcus? He is, after all, the principle casualty here…the longer he’s exposed to the family ethos that produced the likes of the Silver City Slasher and gold-digging, opportunistic, granny-chaser, Dimitri, the fewer are his chances of sanity. Let’s get behind the child; let’s dismiss the desperado, has-been piddling details of a dried up cougar-Camilleon.
Her fiance is an open, empty wallet.
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GERONIMO!
He is one flippant, arrogant assfuck if I ever saw one.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 11:56am.
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 11:45am.
K2, Camille is no longer a cast member of RHOBH
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Did. Not. Know. Good for them:)
Wonder what career choice will be next ....
I love Camille..she's such a bitch! I don't know if I can take watching RHOBH without her. I guess if they get rid of Trailer it will be even.
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 11:45am.
K2, Camille is no longer a cast member of RHOBH.
What a fuckin' tool this douche is ! Holy shit, stop caressing your head and enough with the twirling of the hair. He's like a 12 year old school girl. Dumb ass says he'd be willing to answer the question but he didnt get a chance to listen to the entire tape recording - and at the same time he doesnt want to. WTF??!!! This guy is a lawyer? I call BULLSHIT.
That Camille sure knows how to pick 'em.
What a skanky bitch!
The last thing this woman wants is her little son dragged into Camille's fantasy career on RHOBH ! If she wants to move, so be it. Maybe Dimitri should consider moving to be near his kid- although he'd be giving up the opportunity to be Camille's trophy boyfriend on a reality show.
If this woman needs to move to earn a better living or is moving to be near supportive family and friends ... then twatty Grammer needs to shove that botox needle up her ass!
What a biotch. Her words sound lke something Kelsey would have said to her when they were divorcing. Wow...you're so tough Camille.
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Submitted by contrario on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 7:45pm.
I know, I know, Camille probably meant to say "decimate,"
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You can't "decimate" a single person. You decimate a group, reducing it to a tenth.
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No "decimate" is when you kill one tenth of a group as a punishment to show the other nine tenths you mean business.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:45pm.
jack -- yeah, really! And there is no such thing as a Greek guy that doesn't have hairy legs -- it does NOT exist!!! Mediterranean men are hairy mofos.
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Some southern euros are hairy mofos, but a lot are not. My background is Irish, and I can still out-hairy the legs on most Arabs, Greeks or dagos. But this guy looks like he once had hairy legs. It might not be shaving. A lot of men lose their leg hair as they get older. Sometimes it's the dreaded sock baldness that starts and ends around the top of the sock line. I think a lot of it is to do with poor blood circulation. I think it's gross either way. Mens should has hairy legses.
I used big words I didn't know the meaning of in my divorce. I think it's wanting to impress a judge or something. :)
(staying)remarried now, 20 yrs, so I won't have to use big words again. :>
anywho Dimi is cute(said like Bambi ;)
I know, I know, Camille probably meant to say "decimate,"
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You can't "decimate" a single person. You decimate a group, reducing it to a tenth. Did Camille mean: disintegrate? disarticulate? discombobulate? desiccate? desquamate? denigrate?...
Why on earth would she leave that message on the machine? Why is she getting involved here? It is just none of her business - leave it to the kid's parents. What a CUNT.
haha take that!
I will degenderize you!
Submitted by jelliebean on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 6:56pm.
I will exsanguinate you!
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HAHA! I'll see that, and raise you an
"I will defenestrate you!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Camille has spent too much time watching Crystal and Alexis on Dynasty, and Vicki and Dorian on One Life to Live.
She'd be hostessing at TGI Fridays if she hadn't caught poor crazy Kelsey at a vulnerable time.
(Nothing against TGI Fridays hostesses)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I will exsanguinate you!
and now I feel sorry for Kelsey.
I know of him in a sort of three degrees of separation way. He really did go to law school (SMU) and passed the Texas Bar. Last I heard before he started showing up with Camille was that he was practicing bankruptcy law in Dallas.
And I've gotta say, who the fuck does Camille think she is? The entire first season of RHOBH when Kelsy was leaving her, all she could talk about was how horrible it was going to be on her kids and how awful that other woman was to break up a family. Now she's threatening to make life hell for a five year old kid just because she's dickmatized by a gold digging young buck. It's going to come back and bite the Kween of Kuntsville hard.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:29pm.
I knew this guy would be a favorite here when I first saw his name. I think I remember reading he's a Dallas attorney who isn't licensed or no one can provide proof he went to law school and now he's out there in lala land dating the likes of her. Now there's a keeper
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:37pm.
SHe's a cunt and he's an ass...I hope karma gets them good.
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HAHA. To the point!
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Dolph Lundgren voice: "I will break you"
Love the curls! But she's a WhoreBitch, WTF, who does she think she is, the Godfather's fucking sister? If she left me that voicemail I'd die LMMFAO!!! (IDLMMFAO)
The paps must be ready to throw their cameras at them, look at these two mugging for them! "Look at me, look at me, kiss kiss" Fuck You!! smdh
"I will DEMENTATE you Lisa, you BITCH!" ;p
Loved this whole post MK! lololololol
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ba-buttons -- she looks like she'd be hot & dangerous, getting you hot with her lizard-like dance moves, but she's a tease; at the last minute, after getting you all worked up, she'd claim she had the shits and leave you to take matters into your own hands. Trust me.
Half.Mexican.Wonder -- it would be easier to hose down the diarrhea, wouldn't it? You've got a good point there.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 3:23pm.
he shaves his legs and she has IBS, COINCIDENCE?????????????????????????????????
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Wait, what do u mean, sucky? It's more convenient for washing off the diarrheas?
Dude's got derp face!
Twirling your hair is a definite sign of emotional immaturity, and this Goldmember guy is a bucket of fucked up. His knees are ashy, too.
Submitted by sonne on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:42pm.
The gold digger is being dug. They probably deserve each other.
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My thoughts exactly. I wish her nothing but the worst.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Camille can desecrate ba-buttons' groin anytime. That is one hot, dangerous cougar.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
jack -- yeah, really! And there is no such thing as a Greek guy that doesn't have hairy legs -- it does NOT exist!!! Mediterranean men are hairy mofos.
and what's up with playing with his curls during the video? Is he a 10yr old girl trapped in a mans body?
The gold digger is being dug. They probably deserve each other.
homegirl with the curls, has some nice smooth legs
SHe's a cunt and he's an ass...I hope karma gets them good.
I can guess what she sees in him...
Even "decimate" isn't right. What's wrong with "destroy"?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I knew this guy would be a favorite here when I first saw his name. I think I remember reading he's a Dallas attorney who isn't licensed or no one can provide proof he went to law school and now he's out there in lala land dating the likes of her. Now there's a keeper.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:27pm.
HOLY SHIT he does shave his legs!!! FOR FUCKING WHY?!?!?!
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
He's fug, I hate his hair, shaves his legs, twirls his hair & is extremely oily-looking, just a big ball of gross. She's a nasty, old, ugly cougar. What a pair.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:20pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:18pm.
shag like each one is the last.
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*changes target audience*
---that's what I mean, you should give it go eh.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:18pm.
shag like each one is the last.
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*changes target audience*
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:00pm.
I bet she is a fuck MACHINE... I love the mid to late 30yo women who have been married 10 or 15 years and have only been having sex with their husband once or twice a month for the last several years then divorce and POW(!!) they're a hellcat... T-I-G-E-R.
---You wish!
Camille is in the mid to late 40's shag bracket isn't she? Apparently they (the sabre tooth tiger) shag like each one is the last.
Well, so I'm told by another wisher-come-wanker.
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I WILL ANNOTATE YOU!
He looks like he returns volleys for the 23rd-ranked US male tennis player for a living, but I see he's actually a bankruptcy attorney. Charming man.
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God don't like ugly.
He's gross. I want to see a picture of her in her dancin' days.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:00pm
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:03pm.
LOL... candy from a baby. :PPPPPP
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Camille is a total hottie "plastic cougar". She could absolutely get the business.
oh Jacko, you SOOO have a type!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I bet she is a fuck MACHINE... I love the mid to late 30yo women who have been married 10 or 15 years and have only been having sex with their husband once or twice a month for the last several years then divorce and POW(!!) they're a hellcat... T-I-G-E-R.
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
LMAO Whamo!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky