SNL Might Be Wiig-Less Next Season
And Samberg-less. And Jason Sudeikis-less. UsWeekly is saying that Kristen Wiig, Andy Samberg and Jason Sudeikis will all punch out their time cards at 30 Rock for the final time when the season ends. The source had this to say about Kristen, Andy and Jason quitting that bitch after this season:
"Kristen Wiig, Andy Samberg and Jason Sudeikis are all leaving after the end of the season. It will be a huge blow to the show. Without Andy's video shorts and Kristen saving every skit, they'll need help!"
A rep for Kristen and Andy say that UsWeekly needs to get up in front of the class and tell everyone that they can no longer get candy from the candy jar as a reward, because they told a lie. (True story: My third grade teacher made me do that after I lied about taking candy from the candy jar. But in my defense, my mom's idea of candy was an apple slice, so my shit was hard up for candy!)
Kristen and Andy say NO to this, but it wouldn't be a surprise if it turned out to be true. Kristen has to go and write the remake of Bridesmaids (with the way Hollywood works, we're due for one), Jason Sudeikis is busy starring in blind items about January Jones and Andy Samberg has to plan his big wedding with his true soulmate Justin Timberlake (that Jessica Biel shit is a front!).
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They should quit they've been there too long. Sudekis is the next David Spade, Samberg is the next Jason Segal, and Wiig is the next Rob Schnieider. The public's tolerance for shitty sinks and Horse on Don Draper sex is quite limited.
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GERONIMO!
Well, Michael, consider yourself lucky: my third grade teacher pulled hair; threw chalk at you when you weren't paying attention; and flipped over your desk if it wasn't clean enough for her. (And no, I didn't go to Catholic school.)
Submitted by Rocket on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:36am.
I truly miss Will Ferrel
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Will Ferrel is producing Eastbound and Down on HBO... funniest show I've seen in a long time.
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Lily Tomlin should get an Emmy for her part on that show.
I'm an old and remember hearing people say "SNL is so over now that Chevy Chase is leaving!".
It's not happening. SNL is an ingrained piece of television history and can suck for decades with no fear of being cancelled. All it takes is ONE skit - think Tina Fey/Sarah Palin - to bring itself right back to the top and because of that, it's here to stay. Forever.
Sidenote: Bridesmaids was hilarious. My husband and I were pissing our pants laughing and still quote it to this day - "They tried to BLOW ME UP" - hahahaha, classic.
Haaayyy Cuppy and SFRB!
Jeez. YesIownPanties needs to make a spreadsheet or somethin. Get those facts straight! Cuppy ain't gonna be birthin out no welfare babies!
*muah*
Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 11:41am.
Hahaha!
How are you SFRB? Oh wait, you "ain't ck'ing back"!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 11:30am.
Submitted by Gobbler on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 11:25am.
Hi Gobbler!
Isn't that rant the most ridiculous thing ever? I am embarrassed for her actually.
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I feel sorry for her, too. But don't even think of replying to me b/c I am too scared to check back and then I'll have to answer you again and I'm all out of pills *Gobbles Cupcake*
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 10:16am.
Why do I think "Como Caca" when I look at that pic?
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
Submitted by Gobbler on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 11:25am.
Hi Gobbler!
Isn't that rant the most ridiculous thing ever? I am embarrassed for her actually.
I had to LOL at the welfare comment regarding me having kids, and also that I am on here ALL THE TIME! Dumb bitch doesn't know as much as she thinks she does.
All this drama because, as a "just over two year poster" I responded to a post she made that was a passive/aggressive comment about my post! What a dumb ass.
Yeah, she will be back, foaming at the mouth to respond, but won't because she will have to prove her point.
Don't forget, she has been here since the beginning!
Submitted by YesIownPanties on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 12:15am.
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LOOOOOOL Butthurt much?
I love the classic "and don't bother responding cuz I ain't gonna be checking back."
Boohoo! It's not that serious.
And Evil Cupcake-you can clearly see from her avie that YesIownPanties DID post a picture of itself. lol
I don't dislike her, but you couldn't really get into her Bridesmaids character because she wasn't 'acting', I felt like she was just herself. Like look how funny I am instead of look at this awkward girl character played in a funny way.
Why do I think "Como Caca" when I look at that pic?
Oh, man, this show is going to suck SO BAD without Kristen Wiig.
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Devil's advocate.
Submitted by YesIownPanties on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 12:15am.
evil cupcake-maybe you could post a photo of yourself. dlisted used to be so much fun back before the commenters decided that they were all armchair shrinks thinking that their opinions were fact in hopes of catching MK's eye and maybe get to be a guest blogger. and yes, this is the comment section where others comment on others comments-perhaps you've maybe noticed this. i've been here since the beginning you fucking sure to be fat fuck with sure to be touched looking future welfare collectors while blaming it on them having ADHD or whatever else you tend to throw the blame to--you've only been here for a little over two years. lick me. and i'm sure you'll having something pseudo witty to say and maybe even get others to agree with you...must be nice to have a life only on the internet. esp considering how much you post here. and flame on, cuz won't it be gratifying to insult me esp when I have no desire to check back in with this post. i'll stick to just reading MK's post and not come to the comment. none of you can touch his humor anyways.
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LOL! WOW! I also love when someone throws out their superiority with the "I have been here X amount of years, you have only been here over two". As if I am supposed to bow down to you because I didn't sign up when you did.
The rest of your post- STUPID!~ Assume what you like bitch and have a lovely day!
Oh, and thanks for posting a picture of yourself!
Submitted by Rocket on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:36am.
I truly miss Will Ferrel
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Will Ferrel is producing Eastbound and Down on HBO... funniest show I've seen in a long time.
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
I truly miss Will Ferrel and Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake doing the "Barry Gibbs Talk Show" is one of my all time favorites.
I will miss her as "Judy" in the Lawrence Welk skit. Love it!
wiig: was so funny when she did a skit on Paula Dean
I share the sentiment of Bas -- I watched Bridesmaids this weekend and I didn't think it was ALL it was hyped up to be. YES, Melissa McCarthy MADE the movie a hoot, but I don't think Kristen's character was likable. There was some good moments, but they went on and on and I wanted to say "ok, enough -- we get it.".
Bring back Melissa McCarthy to SNL!! She can guest host week after week. LOVE HER!!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
It would be a bummer to see Wiig go, but Sudeikis can split. He's not funny at all on there.
Meh. I don't think any of them are funny. Wiig and Samberg always have that waiting-for-the-audience's-reaction look on their faces.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I watch SNL on occasion,, but I could do without the video shorts. They seem to repeat themselves.
I like her.
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
i dont even know anyone who still watches snl.. I tried watching a few times over the last 10 years.. never really thought it was that great..
now mad tv.. that was funny!
There's a lot of people who do stand-up and improv that would gladly go through the wringer to get onto SNL... personally it would be nice to see some 'auditioning' groups try to snazz up SNL.
"without Andy's video shorts"???
I rarely watch SNL anymore, but that Laser Cats nonsense is ridiculous. I wouldn't miss it.
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I'm a bad mamajama goddammit motherfucker you ain't gotta like me
excuse me...i didn't mean none of you...just evil cupcake. i actually think that many of the longtime (over four years) posters are funny without having to resort to cattiness.
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
From what I have heard, being in the cast of the show is a lot of work and pressure, so who wouldn't want to do an Akroyd and bail out into movies--or at least give it a shot.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 7:38pm.
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bb, ok I'm a hard soul and that clip brought tears to my eyes. I think anyone who has been away from loved ones can relate to it. Don't ever do that to me again..haha
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Her Kathie Lee Gifford impersonation is absolutely the best.
"And I'm Junice!"
Lovely did she really? Darn! May she be the lucky exception then, hehehe ;P
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 9:48pm.
It's tradition for SNL'ers to move on once they get big. Wiig is funny, hope she finds success and never has to star in a Lorne Michaels production (film), it can be the kiss of death! ;p
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LOL, she already did in MacGruber :)
It's tradition for SNL'ers to move on once they get big. Wiig is funny, hope she finds success and never has to star in a Lorne Michaels production (film), it can be the kiss of death! ;p
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Those were the only good ones (besides what's his face from Superbad), and I've started to have a crush on andy bc he kind of looks like my boyfriend. Oh well, its just going to start sucking more than usual.
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Carmen Miranda!!!!!!!!!
SNL is a jumping off point, you either stay and tread water or you take the leap and sink or swim.
SWIM, girl! SWIM!
Aka "Run, Forrest!"
All my best to the cast who cast off their SNL personas and think outside of their dicks-in-a-box.
Well, hells bellz, here is a headline ripped straight out of the book of Michael (K)
Maddox Jolie-Pitt “Crush” on Jennifer Aniston Driving Angelina Jolie Crazy?
There you have it - let our imaginations build the story from there.
Andy Samberg is the most untalented, overrated piece of shit since Adam Sandler. Lorne Michaels just had a hard on for both of them and made them stars. Can't stand to watch either one of those douchebags for more than 5 minutes.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by YesIownPanties on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 8:15pm.
i really hate when ppl comment about celebrities looking older than their age esp when they aren't botoxed to nicole kidman and back. i think you're forgetting what a 38 is actually looks like without help
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I really hate when ppl comment on other ppl's comments. It's a comments section, and I am also well aware of what 38 yr olds look like, and Wiig looks 48.
Entitled to my opinion without some smart ass having to chime in on my comment.
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LMAO, rock on Evil_Cuppy.
I'll miss Andy, not the others. Rock on another 100 years SNL! :)
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 8:05pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 7:52pm.
@ba-buttons, have you seen this vid? makes me smile every time!
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2012/03/29/early-dog-welcomes-soldie...
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oh pupppyyyyyyy
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Fardy - lol, thanks, that video makes me wish I had a dog sooo bad :(
*ba-buttons bends sucky over and spanks him. Angry, angry spanking.*
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Wiig is OK, and would probably be fine as a supporting actress/comedian, but she was never strong enough to carry the whole show as they've been asking her to do the past few years.
Samberg and Sudeikis were both more fun to watch than Wiig. If they really are leaving, I will miss both of them on the show. I hope they are successful in whatever they go on to do.
I still wish SNL had picked up a few actors from MAD TV when they were having a fire sale. It's a different style of comedy, but a bit of a transfusion might have done them good for a bit.
"and good riddance to kristen wiig. i'm not sure anyone has ever been more overrated. she just is not funny. her only character is "the annoying lady". every. single. sketch."
MotherfuckingWORD to the above. Wiig is a one-trick pony (no disrespect to any ponies out there). She plays the same exact annoying as fuck, self absorbed, asshat character every single time she's in a sketch. Where is the skill in that? She's probably playing herself at this point. Clueless bitch who for whatever reason, has people fooled into thinking she has talent. Good riddance to her.
You know it's time to hang it up when SNL would take a hit due to Andy Samburg, Kristen Wiig and Justin Sudekis leaving
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Submitted by YesIownPanties on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 8:15pm.
i really hate when ppl comment about celebrities looking older than their age esp when they aren't botoxed to nicole kidman and back. i think you're forgetting what a 38 is actually looks like without help
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I really hate when ppl comment on other ppl's comments. It's a comments section, and I am also well aware of what 38 yr olds look like, and Wiig looks 48.
Entitled to my opinion without some smart ass having to chime in on my comment.
I know SNL just hired its first openly gayelle, Kate mcKinnon (I think).
After being introduced to Grey's Anatomy (I was underway on an afloat unit! We barely got Internet let alone satellite tv.), I have a severe lady-crush on Kate Walsh.
Woman is actually funny, worked w/ Amy Poehler in UCB. I wouldn't mind seeing her host or pop up like JT does.
/He needs to stop making movies
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Louise -- duh, it's "Opportunity," not the way I spelled it, dumb fuck that I am.
Louise -- if you ever meet him, mention that movie he filmed here, "Oppotunity Knocks." It is, IMO, one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Even Dana couldn't save it. I'll let you know if I hear of him coming on TV or being in a movie.