Just Give "Pain And Gain" The Best Costume Oscar Already
Up until now, I was ready to campaign for that Spring Breakers mess to collect the Best Costume Oscar for filling its wardrobe closet with sophisticated ensembles bought at a Panama Beach City bikini store that also sells Pall Malls and piña Colada mix. But EVERYTHING has changed with these pictures from the Miami set of Pain and Gain, a movie about two bodybuilders involved an extortion ring (think Hans and Franz but way gayer) starring Marky Mark, The Rock, Ed Harris and Anthony Mackie. The vision of 80s perfection above is Spanish-Dutch (Sputch) actress Yolanthe Sneijder-Cabau and her ensemble was sprayed out of a pink AquaNet bottle.
From the Camp Beverly Hills half shirt to the Freestyle Reeboks to the high-waisted surfer pants, this entire look is a snap bracelet away from being the official uniform of every girl in my second grade class. That whole picture smells like Love's Baby Soft. If the entire movie was just Yolanthe busting moves to a Deniece Williams song blaring from a hot pink boom box, I'd copy it to VHS and watch it until the tape snapped.
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I've been a fan of The Rock and his hotness since he was wearing those extra loud print shirts during his days in the WWF. I even bought his book and his "Got Milk" poster. He looks a little juiced up in these pics but that didn't stop me from smiling like a giddy school girl with a crush on my teacher. But nothing tops the way he looked in Faster.
Needless to say he can GIT it!!!!
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
Bjork You, I have a big problem with people like you.
You seem to believe everything you see on TV in the news, internet etc. Guess what, not everything you see is true.
You're very quick to point out the dangers of anabolic steroids, but they're just synthetic versions of male hormone, testosterone. They are widely used in medicine, be it Hormone Replacement Therapy, treating AIDS, or children, even infants. They can be used safely, and the side effects are irreversible and not life threatening, provided proper use. You probably don't have a problem with women using contraceptive pills, which are steroids too, synthetic oestrogen.
You blindly believe whatever you see. I dare you to post a scientific study done on healthy adult men who were given safe dosages of anabolic steroids where they either went nuts or had health threatening illnesses. Guess what, there is none. ZERO. Plenty of properly carried out research that you can find where the benefits included improved libido, fat free mass, cardiovascular system, confidence, mood etc.
Stop being so quick to assume something on the TV that was said to be dangerous was dangerous. Do some research first.
Submitted by Tyroan on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 4:16pm.
Sorry bigorexia, I'm not impressed just because you used the word "hypothalamus." There's no science in either of your long rants, just editorializing. I'll stick with the physicians and scientists at the Mayo Clinic.
Besides, you're sounding kinda roid ragey.
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Always a pleasure to read you, my man. How are you? Keep missing you...
Sorry bigorexia, I'm not impressed just because you used the word "hypothalamus." There's no science in either of your long rants, just editorializing. I'll stick with the physicians and scientists at the Mayo Clinic.
Besides, you're sounding kinda roid ragey.
Submitted by Tyroan on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 1:18pm.
"I'll put my faith in the side effects listed by the Mayo Clinic :"
Never put your faith in something blindly without questioning the science behind it.
I can explain the science to you behind each of those symptoms.
"Enlarged breasts", for instance, is a result of something called aromatisation. This happens when you take too much of a certain type of steroids, such as testosterone, which then converts to oestrogen. Only an incompetent bodybuilder would make this mistake, because you can take other things that stop this from happening. And there are hundreds of different types of steroids, all with different effects and side-effects.
It's like when people say "alcohol and drugs". Alcohol IS a drug. Studies have shown alcohol to be one of the most dangerous recreational drugs of all. But if someone dies of alcohol poisoning, well (Amy Winehouse, for example), nobody pays much attention to it. I HATE the hypocrisy of Western society. People pass a judgemental finger at steroids and "drugs" without knowing anything about, and then they drink themselves to a slow death.
Seriously - there is nothing I hate more than a hypocrite or someone who goes on a preaching mission about something they have no clue about. Speak to any chemist or doctor who is a bodybuilder and you will get a far better idea. General practitioners don't know anything about this and most of the information on the internet is there to discourage people from taking things.
Baldness is genetic. You cannot go bald if you do not have the genes to go bald. Steroids can speed this process up, but yet again - there are medications like propecia which stop this from happening.
Well I don't want to make this post to long, but I get REALLY pissed off when people start babbling in a preachy way about things they have no clue about.
Submitted by LoCoJo on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 11:19am.
Probably the same klassy bitches who buy that strawberry douche (do they even make that anymore?).
And I wore the knock-off Giorgio that came in the yellow can in 7th grade.
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strawberry douche? sick! who is smelling you down there and saying mmmm strawberries? it would give me no comfort to know that my vagina is both clean and smells of berries.
i wore a few of those spray cans in junior high. cant remember which ones - probably the obsession if anything.
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
Ed Harris has been my old guy fantasy ever since the Abyss. And The Rock. But this pics make me think he needs to come off my "list." Sorry Eddie....
And yes - despite saying I hate big beefy guys, I too would fuck the living shit out of the Rock. And Vin Deisel too.
Submitted by bigorexia on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 2:31am.
When you inject hormones into your body, your hypothalamus picks up on the fact that the hormone level in your body is too high, and tells the testicles to stop producing testosterone. Whilst they are inactive, the testicles shrink (no effect on the penis). When you stop a cycle (steroids are taken in cycles), your hypothalamus picks up on this and your testicles become active again, and return to their original size.
Sounds like something a greasy bald guy in a gym locker room tells high school boys.
I'll put my faith in the side effects listed by the Mayo Clinic :
-prominent breasts
-baldness
-shrunken testicles
-diminished sperm production
-infertility
-severe acne
-liver abnormalities and tumors
-prostate enlargement
-aggressive behaviors, rage, and violence
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this girl's outfit is still super trendy. half of the shit you see on lookbook is exactly like that.
rock looks nass to me. dont like all those muscles.
girls hair needs way more layers, and pompodours of bangs.
but the clothes look pretty right. tho the shorts look a little short, maybe.
and - SECOND grade? so michael k is a TODDLER?? how can that be??
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 2:42am.
they still have those! ive always wanted to hang around in walgreens to see just who buys that shit these days.
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Probably the same klassy bitches who buy that strawberry douche (do they even make that anymore?).
And I wore the knock-off Giorgio that came in the yellow can in 7th grade.
Stop rippin' off the 80's for your shit movies.
The Rock and Mark Wahlberg in the same movie?! Someone has been spying on my naughty daydreams. Oh the the things that would happen if I was put in a room with those two. Let me stop...
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I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
I am agreeing with everyone who has been swooning over Dwayne Johnson, aka The Rock. Man, does he get it done for me. Super, super fine. Marky Marky? Not so much. I've always preferred a big man...and he's a bit of a shrimp.
Oh The Rock *le sigh* He looked damn good wearing next to nothing at Wrestlemania this past Sunday and he looks good now. In the pic where wardrobe is putting on the gold chain, it looks perfect for the caption " Can you smell..."
I make painstaking efforts to dress like that everyday. I'm no shit wearing acid wash skinny jeans w/pink socks, pink and purple pastel hi-tops, and an off the shoulder floral crop top. I guess it's a comfort thing, like a fat adult baby shitting in an XXXXL Depends. I just feel safer looking like an extra on the set of Saved By the Bell.
I started working in Manhattan in the middle of a major transit strike. I wore those Reebok freestyles for every day of my seven year career there. It was the 1980's, and I was a supervisory architect. Suits with shoulder pads, anchorwoman hair, and those sneakers. I had them in black, white and pink.
Swap out the Reeboks for platform Tims and you basically have what Robyn wears when she performs.
the rock....yummmmmmm!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I had Loves Baby Soft, Ex-cla-ma-tion!, and Tommy Girl (by Tommy Hilfiger)....man, those smelled like ass.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
I love the Rock. He could take a day or two off from the gym though. He looks great but I like his look a little less bulky.
Somebody pull a CITIZEN ARREST on that floozie, she stole a circus clowns sweatpants! And omygawd them pants look gay even when a girl wears them.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
All these pics are just giving me serious 80's flashbacks.The juiceheads in Otomix & Zubaz...usually carrying an entire pharmacy of "performance enhancers" that would make the average Walgreens look pitiful.The Rock is better with his diet.Marky Mark not so much.The girls are missing a banana clip...or a day-glo "scrunchy" for the hair.
Markey mark and the Rock?
Swoon.
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I have never loved life so much.
Yeah, this is definitely one of those movies you have to go to see by yourself, in a completely empty movie theatre, so you can sit and play with your manhood whilst watching it.
*sees marky mark*
*legs fly open*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 2:35am.
I was wondering about that, too. Those who are into football will undoubtedly know her hubby by name, because he is a star player. I thought she might have landed herself this gig through him, but now that you mention Michael Bay I'm not so sure.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 2:42am.
Speaking of Love's Baby Soft.... Anyone remember the knock-off fragrances, 'If you like Obsession you'll love..(what the was it called)'?
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they still have those! ive always wanted to hang around in walgreens to see just who buys that shit these days.
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
naaaaahhhhh that is too much rock for my liking.
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
Speaking of Love's Baby Soft.... Anyone remember the knock-off fragrances, 'If you like Obsession you'll love..(what the was it called)'? The boys in school thought the aerosol cans looked like dildos! Fun times.
Rock.....yum.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 2:27am.
Is there no place on earth where I'm safe from Yolanthe Sneijder-Cabau?!
This is a Michael Bay movie. Guess how she got the part?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by warmislandsun on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 12:07am.
"The Rock looks really good, but I wonder if the roids shrunk his manhood."
That's just a myth. When you inject hormones into your body, your hypothalamus picks up on the fact that the hormone level in your body is too high, and tells the testicles to stop producing testosterone. Whilst they are inactive, the testicles shrink (no effect on the penis). When you stop a cycle (steroids are taken in cycles), your hypothalamus picks up on this and your testicles become active again, and return to their original size.
It's just one of those things which are completely fabricated to scare people away from doing things... like saying that one pill of ecstasy will kill you, or weed will turn you into a murderous psychopath. Utter bullshit.
And yes, The Rock is fucking hot. I would ride him all night, all day, all night.
Is there no place on earth where I'm safe from Yolanthe Sneijder-Cabau?! FYI, when this lovely piece of work broke up with her ex-boy friend, a famous Dutch folk singer, she rented a moving truck and literally emptied his house. She already had her hooks in Wesley Sneijder, a Premier League football player, then. They had some lavish, over the top wedding in Italy with much ado about the bill afterwards, because they refused to pay the wedding planner for additional costs that were made at their own request. Get the picture?
Uhm, but for all I know she could be a really nice person.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
What is Ed Harris doing with those cretins?
The Rock is so fucking hot, and very charming
If this is about the mussle guys who kidnap people, this movie is going to be good.
Dutch-Spanish = Danish.
Pain describes your reaction when you watch this. Gain describes what everyone involved achieves when you pay to watch this.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Yolanthe Sneijder-Cabau. Well, that was enough to make me curious and although the pictures here are ho-hum she really is a gorgeous little Spanish number (born in Ibiza to Ibiza Royalty) and she was raised in the Netherlands and it your basic major sex symbol actress married to a footballer. Nice website.
I could listen all day to her Dutch! Watch this novella clip and see how much Dutch you can speak, too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGrhyg0s-Lo
The Rock looks really good, but I wonder if the roids shrunk his manhood.
Also, those girls need mousse and banana clips stat!
Loves Babysoft is all fine and dandy, but don't forget to give props to Jean Nate.
roids for lunch dinner anyone?
This chick looks like the new Megan Fox. Megan's gonna Nancy Kerigan her.
Ed Harris has lost some tone and from the looks of it some hair as well.
Is this a damn period peice or something?
I am ashamed to admit that I had that same Camp Beverly Hills shirt in yellow with grey lettering in 1986. I however, did not have those pants, but I had the Reebok Freestyles in red.
Her hair is kinda wrong for that outfit though.
Marky looks puny compared to the Rock.
I don't think I ever stared at thumbs on ANY post as long as on this one. Goddamn. Today may be the first time I fap to dlisted.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I was fixated on those getups until I scrolled down and got an eye full of the Rock... Goood lawd! That body! 0_o
And he does look bigger than he use to be...Hittin the roids super hard? I don't even curr!
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
Loves Baby Soft + Baby Duck wine = memories of high school
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"I want to go back to being weird. I like being weird. Weird is all I've got. That and my sweet style."
— Maurice Moss
My brother used to wear pants like this when he was going through his body building phase in 88. His pants where pink.PINK,ffs.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Loves Baby Soft..... I am peeing my pants! Who ever the hell thought of lumping Ed Harris in with the same group as Marky Mark and the Roc...GENIUS!!!! Bartles and James for everyone!
Wow, what a great audience.