Another Day, Another Ho Accusing Lindsay Lohan Of Battery
For once, the "dumb bitch" tag doesn't only apply to a Lohan in this post.
Some woman filed a police report in West Hollywood over the weekend claiming that she's the latest victim to feel the coke-infused wrath of the freckled terror, because she says Lindsay Lohan went after her at The Standard hotel on Thursday night. The woman says she was talking to one of LiLo's dude friends, and LiLo didn't like it so she started shoving and pushing at her ass. Ho says that she's got bruises on her back to prove she was pushed. When TMZ ran this story yesterday, they asked LiLo's spokeswhore for a comment, and of course he gave them a river of denial that only flows out of White Oprah's ass:
"Lindsay was absolutely not involved in any sort of altercation whatsoever. This is clearly another case of someone looking for money and 15 minutes of fame."
Then LiLo later told TMZ that it was impossible for her to push a trick at a club since she was at home watching episodes of Homeland that night.
There are two sides to every story and LiLo has already snorted both of those sides up, so I don't know who to believe. If security footage came out clearly showing LiLo at The Standard, she'd still say, "It wasn't me! It was Axl Rose! Bitches get us confused a lot!," so you can't trust anything that pours of her mouth. That said, there's a history of hos trying to scam the scammer of all scammers, so this supposed victim could be making it all up hoping to get a check.
If LiLo is lying, then that woman learned the hard way to never mess with one of LiLo's johns unless you're okay with scrubbing out coke residue and fake tan grease from the back of your dress after she pushes you out of the way. If the woman is lying, then I am so mad at her for making me side with a Lohan. (Although, the Lohans do have better party favors on their side.)
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LiLo doesn't strike me as a brawler and now she has bitches coming out of the woodwork just for the attention and ¢¢! HA *waits for next headline*
llooll at all the tags!
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why would anybody be going after lindsay for money, bitch has $12.67 in her bank account.
dunno how she is paying her spokewhore and lawyer, hohan must be a mean licker, bitch has the skills of a long tongue iguana.
or she can suck and swallow like a dyson.
AH! In that latest chapter of what we're increasingly sure is an attempt to break the Guinness world record for "Saddest Overall Life," former actress and current lip-model for Goodyear Tires Lindsay Lohan is in trouble yet again today with reports that she assaulted a woman at a nightclub over the weekend. Lohan denies the accusation, but then again, she also denies that she's a washed-up mound of failure whose only contribution to society is pumping money into the California court system.
Submitted by christine the hoff: "gee, even if she did not do it, her credibility is so shot to hell, at this point, I'd believe she was taking a shit in Macy's window at high noon."
This made me LOL. It's true though.
And if this happened in a club, weren't there other people there? Had to have been witnesses.
Even if she doesnt get arrested, she continues to have the whiff of trouble following her. Is Lifetime still interested in hiring her?
Unfortunately for her she has made herself a target and will continue to have to fight off all of these attacks.. she better get to work because it's going to be costly to keep lawyers on your payroll.. No one to blame but yourself.
She screw up again dont worry. I got dibs on July.
This is no doubt true because it's Easter and fallen-away Irish Catholics are always drunk and belligerent on Easter.
This wouldn't be the first time Lindsay was caught being physically abusive while drunk.
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So glad I was not a rich addict like Lindsay.
Yes...CLEARLY the woman is lying, and is only pathetically attempting to besmirch Lindsay's pristine name.
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gee, even if she did not do it, her credibility is so shot to hell, at this point, I'd believe she was taking a shit in Macy's window at high noon.
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She will die before she does a long "stint" in jail. After all, the people pulling her strings do not want to be outed by anything escaping her trout lips whilst in prison.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 12:42pm.
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Lol....exactly. Same here.
Always stories, and some of these stories I would *kill* to see pics to go along with them! ( Multiple visits to the mens room @ CM, smackin' a ho, to name but a few.). 8o}
Her room at the CM at first was a friends who was letting her stay there since they weren't in town to need it. I guess apparently they were friends with "Uncle Terry" ::shudders:: so, when her and TR fell out, they had LiHo booted from the room. As for who's paying for the room now, I don't recall hearing any speculation. Unless, her and that friend reconciled and told her she could go back to using it again.
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Miss Lohan @ The Standard? Not even if it was the only place in town.
I don't think she is broke either. The stuff she sold she probably got for free so she is making a quick buck off of it.
I am by no means a Lohan apologizer but I think people are realizing that she has lied so much they can accuse her of anything. She can only blame herself though she has had ample opportunities to get her shit together.
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It's ridiculous how much better she looks with red hair (or probably any colour besides that awful bleached blonde shit).
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She is not broke. Did the Playboy thing. Would be better if she was. Then maybe she would go the hell away for a few years.
I mean..ok. I would say its a white lie if she was out doing her "escorting" job, and not out to party. How else is this trick going to pay her bills if she stays home...
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She probably stopped taking her SSRI (Prozac).
Ok if she is so broke then HOW is she living at the Chateau?
Fair enough TexnDoc. To each their own. I just wanted to let you know that it does not look cheap or run down. It's not "comfy" like a Marriot but did give me the idea that the designer lifted his ideas from watching the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Submitted by crazyassmom on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 12:36pm.
Remember the story a few weeks ago of her at the Chateau where she was sitting outside the ropes of an A-list party and looking desperately over like she wanted to be there? And NO ONE got a pic of that? NO ONE ever gets pics of her in the ladies' room of a club? I'd be all over that and if she or anyone else tried to take my camera, they'd find a foot right in their crotch.
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Hahahaha....This is clearly a case of someone looking for money and 15 MORE minutes of fame.
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Cause she jacks their cameras and throws them into buckets of water. Lol. It is weird how there never seems to be any pics of the shit she does. (except the hit-and-run, and then changing drivers before being stopped by the po po)
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I still don't understand how so few photos of her actually surface. You know she does 99% of the shit people accuse her of but why are there NEVER any pictures?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Is this moron worth posting about anymore?
I don't get the fascination with her at all.
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TexnDoc, the Standard is not like that. I've stayed there plenty of times. Yeah it's a place young "hipster" types go but its not an ex motel 6 kind of place. Though I do agree with you with the orange formica accents.">
I looked through every traveler's photo on Trip Advisor and know I'd hate it. (I have to reserve out there the end of the month). It looks cheap and ugly. Trip Advisor traveler's photos have never steared me wrong for bargains in Rome and Paris (both Best Westerns if you can believe it, for quick trips I didn't want to pay a fortune for).
Submitted by perky on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 12:23pm.
It was Debbie Harry!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 12:13pm.
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My thoughts exactly, first thing that crossed my mind was RDJ. Of course she wouldn't make the big "comeback" she thinks she's going to like he did, because, well. He is extremely talented. Her? Meh...not so much. Her latest SNL gig sewed that idea up for her and most anyone with a brain could see it. She just doesn't transfer over from talented child actress to believable adult actress.
Funny avi, right? Lol. I followed someones link from here last week and found that. I need to look and see if they have McCrackens likeness there anywhere. =)
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It was Debbie Harry!!
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 12:13pm.
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Fury, I know right. It all helps to feed the delusion to Lilo that she has talent and will win that Oscar some day damn it. Bahaha.
They're talking on TMZ comments about an article where ho bag here, took a truck load of her used designer clothes to a consignment/buy back shop and sold it for $14K. Couldn't remember if that had been discussed here or not, but thought about it after reading sweetass' last comment.
Why anyone would try to set her up to get $$ is unknown, as she obviously has no more $$$ that's why she's always trying to sue everyone else. She's hoping they'll just settle up out of court and pay her to just go away, like Etrade did. It's said they gave her $10K just to GTFA. Lol
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TexnDoc, the Standard is not like that. I've stayed there plenty of times. Yeah it's a place young "hipster" types go but its not an ex motel 6 kind of place. Though I do agree with you with the orange formica accents.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 12:08pm.
I love how upset she gets when no one believes her "side" of the story. Instead of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", his bitch is "The Girl Who Cried Sober".
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PSL, this! Lilo has absolutely zero credibility.
crazyassmom, I agree. Jail is what saved RDJ, and it is Lilo's only chance.
Btw, I love your avie! 14 rocks. She is such a great artist.
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This dumb fucker need to fucking fuck off.
Her whole life is one big drama, including court drama - all played out in front of the cameras and I guarantee you she wouldn't have it any other way.
I was reading that her SNL appearance had really high ratings and her Playboy issue broke records in terms of sales.
So she can't act and really doesn't act anymore but so what? She poses half naked, is STILL a cover girl for many big label glossy magazines and is invited go guest act or guest host a tons of stuff. She's invited on big yachts in the south of France, seems to wear a different outfit every day of the week and is never short on cash. Prostitution or making a cool milion from Playboy, it doesn't matter. She's one of the most downloaded celebs, and is a top story on a weekly basis in entertainment news. Girl can work it like no other.
It's a win-win for her. Aside from her fall from Hollywood grace, I don't think she plans on changing a damn thing in her life. She's living life on her terms and we all eat it up!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 11:52am.
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Same here. Even though it's common knowledge that Strawberry Snortcake (i.e. The Homebody) is at the clubs (home) every night of the week, you'd have to be pretty fucked up to claim she was in *that* place, at *that* time, doing *that* to you if she really wasn't. Her face is well known, so how does anyone think they could lie? The staff at every club in L.A. knows her I'm sure, so if she hadn't been in that place the entire week, then it would be a bust on her allegations.
I'm with you though! I hope it is true, because I truly feel the ONLY thing that is going to turn her ass around and help her live past the age of 27 is a good long stint in jail. =o•
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 12:07pm.
Lilo doesn't seem like the shoving type... she seems more like the pretend to kick your ass while all alone in front of her full length mirror than someone with actual guts... Doubt she could confront anyone.
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Jack, agreed........maybe she would throw a drink on someone.....a chickenshit thing to do.
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I love how upset she gets when no one believes her "side" of the story. Instead of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", his bitch is "The Girl Who Cried Sober".
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Lilo doesn't seem like the shoving type... she seems more like the pretend to kick your ass while all alone in front of her full length mirror than someone with actual guts... Doubt she could confront anyone.
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I wonder if her johns pay extra when she takes her teeth out?
All these dumb hos trying to get water out of a rock make me laugh. Bitch is broke, I mean look at that crusty hair and discount lip job. I wouldn't doubt if she did it though.