A Whole Lot Of One Direction Nipples
Looking like a giant pot of salty twink soup, the reason why your teen daughter (straight or gay since at least one of them looks like a beautiful, beautiful lesbian) and gay teen son haven't stopped screaming their tonsils raw for months bared their nipples to the sun and all dipped into the Sydney Harbor this afternoon. My brain is a place where memories die, so it's impossible for me to memorize the name of every one of these One Direction dudes. Can we just call them Danny, Jordan, Donnie, Jonathan and Joey? Or is Posh, Scary, Ginger, Baby and Sporty easier?
I know this is the part of the post where I'm supposed to say which one I'd hit, but the answer is none of them. I'm serious. I just can't slobber all over a piece who wasn't even born when my first pube sprouted up and who looks at me with question marks in his eyes when I start quoting Maid to Order! But you know who's not like me? Madge. I bet she's down in her dungeon, running her claws against these pictures and drawing a circle around the one she's going to order first.
• 
wonderection
*returns to fapping over Bobby Sherman*
Reading this comment board is depressing.
Why are many Americans so neurotic and aggressive in their gender-policing?
People seem personally affronted that a group of young men don't conform closely enough to their own narrow and limited idea of maleness. It's pathetic. There are 3,500,000,000 males in the world - every one of them different. If you like or want to conform to one of the many many ideas of what it means to be male that humans have created fine. But when you start dismissing, belittling, and sneering at others just for being themselves and hurting no-one doing it, it's creepy and stupid.
And why all the use of 'gay' as if a) it equates to feminine (it really doesn't) and b) as a term of abuse (it shouldn't be). If you do this, try adjusting to to the fucking 21st century bigot.
And why all the shock/complaint that they are young and all the 'tots/children' language. They're aged between 17 and 20 - what age do people expect a boy band (which are formed to sell to girls) to be when they start out? Maybe they seem young because you're getting old. That's not young people's fault and not their problem. You better start adjusting to it because you're going to be even older tomorrow.
I think MK has 5 new crushes!! :)
_______________________
www.dungeonhordes.com
_______________________
Thomas Elliot? I have never seen or heard of these boys.
I'm really starting to wonder whether they've paid for placement here. I'd never heard of these dorks until they were on iCarly the other day (yeah, don't judge), and now they've been mentioned here three times in the last two or three days. It just seems like a bit of a coincidence. If they've paid for mention, it's a great PR move, though. It's a great idea to get out there in the celeb blogs, specially striking just after getting onto the preteen radar. And before anyone says that they were on the radar already- they weren't. I have three preteens. They'd never heard of them either.
Oh, and before anyone is all insulted, I don't judge Michael K in the slightest for it. You do have to monetize a blog in order to get a stream of income for it, and I certainly want him doing this full time. I blog, and I also do PR. I have respect for both. The only problem here is FTC compliance. If there is any monetary relationship between the subject and the blogger, it does legally have to be disclosed.
I once thought that the band Rooney had a chance but I think they just never got the recognition and promotion that the Jonas Bros received.
i dont see what is soo special about these twinks.
they look like all the other twinks from Helix Studios.
Site NSFW, not safe for straight guys, and not safe for straight women who don't like gay porn. http://www.helixstudios.net/
i can guarentee you that helix studios is making a porn parody of 1 direction right now.
I have no idea who these boys are, but I do know it's been damn cold here in the Sydney-ish parts of Australia the last few days. As in yes wear a beanie but also long pants and a jumper cold, idiots.
........::::::00000000::::::.........
"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?" -Enid
I would ride all their penises and then move on.
I never do get the attraction to skinny, white, hairless bodies. yuk.
_______________________________________________
"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
I find boy bands depressing..all the same hair, scrawny bodys, all super ghey and trying to fake it with beard upon beard....maybe I have seen it all and truly am bored by it....predictable messes.
Are these people famous? I am asking this seriously. Because I randomly went the Mall of America on a Saturday a couple of weeks ago (which I usually never do b/c weekends at that place are crazy) and it was INSANE crazy. And there were police there and shit, so I asked WTF was up and the chick at Barnes and Noble said it was a boy band and I think it was these assholes. When they finally came on stage it was like the fucking Beatles had arrived. I had never heard of them until that day and now I keep hearing their names.
Edited to add: They can't be that famous if they are performing at the MALL OF AMERICA. Right? Seriously.
The shelf life of these pop singers are pretty short.
(973) Jersey Strong
Oh please Deb, take credit where credit's due, sweet stuff! hahahah ;P
YT's away for the next hour or so!
•-•-•-•-•-•
"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•♩♦♮♠░░░░
One Direction
Five Boys
Twelve Nipples
You do the math.
SImon must be licking his chops to form a US version of this twinkgroup on this season's US factor.
double post
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 5:22pm.
I can't take this cranium full of useless knowledge and turn it into real cash, that's for sure! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
One Direction
Five Boys
Twelve Nipples
You do the math.
(Double post! Whoops.)
MK just doesn't like it when he ask's his potential bf how old he is and he hold's up his hand and says "I'm This Many".
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
Submitted by RichBitch
As a Brit it makes me proud when one of our plastic, manufactured-on-X-Factor boy bands makes it big Stateside! Plus they are very fuckable.
****
As a Brit, nobody gives a flying fuck about your opinion about anything. 11th Commandment!
Simon Cowell thanks you for the One Direction commercial.
Oh Deb, it's so much fun to read you guys! GREAT MUSIC!!!! You know how to make drinks, paint, know about music, what can't you do? Be honest! lol, kidding-kidding *bows head* ;D
•-•-•-•-•-•
"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•♩♦♮♠░░░░
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:45pm.
Cool, Whamo! Have good and safe travels. Always enjoy talking about music with you!
Thanks for the "Space Oddity" confession! Ha!
For me it was Frampton's "Do You Feel Like I Do". Now THAT'S a great lead, come to think of it!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Salma, sorry didn't see your question!! It's French actress Cotillard. Lover her! And who's yours? I won't say anything else in case it's your gorgeous husband! hehehehehe ;D
•-•-•-•-•-•
"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•♩♦♮♠░░░░
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 4:12pm.
Whamo, thanks for posting that. "Oh You Pretty Things" is such a great song.
I love so many Bowie songs, but "Moonage Daydream
=================================================
Indeed Deb, The whole Rise and Fall album is my all time # 1 album. I swear I've head that album literally (and I actually mean literally) 1,000 time over. I know every single note and humm right down to the quite(ish) background count in on Hang On To Yourself. You are right Mick Ronson MADE those early album what they are no doubt, his fingerprint in HUGE in Bowie's early sound.
If you get a chance youtube Lady Stardust Demo that he plays solo on the piano, it's roughness is the best part. That's one of my favs
I lost my virginity listening to the Space Oddity album (who's title song is overplayed but I digress) so that album has a special place in my heart. LOL TMI..see what's happening here, I'm reliving my youth..
Guitar solos..man where do you start, there are so many.
One of my favorite guitar solos (not sure which one played it) is off Hotel California, a song I'm actually kinda sick of hearing (great tune just over played) but I always listen really hard to that solo cause it's underrated and kicks ass.
I could talk to you all day about Bowie as I'm truly fascinated with him but I gotta fly, I'll lurk on my BB while I travel:) Check out some of his artwork on line, the man is a true talent
As a Brit it makes me proud when one of our plastic, manufactured-on-X-Factor boy bands makes it big Stateside! Plus they are very fuckable.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 3:17pm.
Yo, what about how talented, cool and great gay Freddie Mercury was? How about Little Richard? Rob Halford from Judas Priest is hella cool gay. Ziggy Stardust David Bowie was at least bi and is a fucking rock legend.
I know we're kidding around, but whether these youngsters are gay or not doesn't change the fact that they blow.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
____________________________________________________________
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!
@Deb
Have you ever heard of the guitarist Dom Brown? I think you'd like his style. I ordered both of his discs a couple of years ago. Can't get them in the States that I know of. I think he has a Wiki page. And, he's kinds hot. *wiggles eyebrows*
****************************************************
"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
I thought it was a picture of Zac Efron with some Jonas Bros., and spent an inordinate amount of time wondering what "one-direction nipples" means...
Whamo, thanks for posting that. "Oh You Pretty Things" is such a great song.
I love so many Bowie songs, but "Moonage Daydream" is my very favorite.
God bless the late, great Mick Ronson, who was such an amazing lead guitarist. In fact, his lead from "Moonage Daydream" is up there in my all-time favorites with with David Gilmore's "Comfortably Numb", Hendrix's ""Little Wing", Mike McCready's "Alive", Jimmy Page's "Dazed and Confused", Mick Taylor's "Can't You Hear Me Knocking?", Slash's "November Rain", and Clapton's " Layla". I'm sure I missed some great guitar leads. Any others?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jBcNqhYQB0&feature=fvst
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 3:54pm.
Gay or straight, bad singers or not, these twinks are on a boat in the sun drinking beer while you cubicle monkeys enter data and smell everyones farts all day :(
-----------------
TRUE FACTS!
_____________________________________________
"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
@ within
Who's dat in your avie?
MK, if you start with the I'm too olds, lawdy me have mercy... They don't bother me, just some twinks out on a boat. My music idols are not threatened by these candy pops. They could be Parchís, or Take That, for all I know. hahaha Now the Biebs, I've heard of him, YUUUUUUCK!
•-•-•-•-•-•
"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•♩♦♮♠░░░░
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 3:55pm.
hugs Whammo and salmenella!
____________
hugs right back at ya ;-)
Shut it GG!!! Whamo, your own office? Dang, you're an exec! Golf?
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 3:54pm.
==============================================
I have my own office....and smell my own farts thank you very much! :)
Fanks for the cool tune, Whamo! :)
ElB has a point - the one on his head!
hugs Whammo and salmenella!
------------------------------------------------
I have never loved life so much.
Gay or straight, bad singers or not, these twinks are on a boat in the sun drinking beer while you cubicle monkeys enter data and smell everyones farts all day :(
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 3:38pm.
Cheers, Whamo! I just read a great article in Rolling Stone from I believe this February, with Ziggy-era Bowie on the cover, about how he changed the world of music.
=================================================
Did he ever!! When I was a teenager I wanted his orange Ziggy mullet so bad lol!
Here's one of my favorite tunes, versions and Bowie looks. He was a handsome bugger I'll give him that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnXZ3R3OWpg
@ Christine
I had a little giggle about the 8-track tape tv theme song story. My Dad had that one too. He also had all the K-Tel and Ronco tapes like "Goofy Greats" "Loony Tunes" and "Funky Favourites."
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 3:34pm.
LOL
we made our dad drive us to see Queen, but he wouldn't stay.
my dad had an eight track tape in his car called
"Theme songs of your favorite shows"
It had the loveboat theme, the theme from mash, three's company. oh lol, I miss my dad...
=============================================
My old man thought Spike Jones (not Spike Jonze) was cutting edge cool. lol
This was one of his favorite tunes, he use to laugh his ass off listening to this... I miss my Dad too
(((CTH)))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYrv-kBUh3Y
Cheers, Whamo! I just read a great article in Rolling Stone from I believe this February, with Ziggy-era Bowie on the cover, about how he changed the world of music.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 3:34pm.
LOL
we made our dad drive us to see Queen, but he wouldn't stay.
my dad had an eight track tape in his car called
"Theme songs of your favorite shows"
It had the loveboat theme, the theme from mash, three's company. oh lol, I miss my dad...
------------------------------------------------
I have never loved life so much.
I really wish they'd stop trying to make these nobodies happen. They don't have any more talent than Aniston (and their chins are less manly looking)
just say no!
-------------------------------------
Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
Christine, my daddy took us to see Culture Club and we got him a ticket to drive us. He held all of our stuff in the back of the hall and some chick offered him weed. My friends thought he was sooooooo cool!
PS He thought Boy George was a cute girl but kinda fat.
Its weird how they all have the exact same neat and tidy little body frame.