Wednesday, April 11th 2012

Evening Crumbs

Ryan Gosling needs less Urban Outfitters in his life - IDLYITW

Out of all the hos from a girl group, Prince Hot Ginge goes with a trick from The Saturdays? Couldn't he have gone with an Atomic Kitten or a Sugababe at least? - Lainey Gossip

Len Goodman now knows why the front row at DWTS smelled like desperation with vanilla undertones - The Superficial

RJ Berger likes peen - Towleroad

Spaz de la Huerta won't stop until you've seen ever inch of her labia - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Countdown to a Clint Eastwood and Dina Eastwood divorce, because nothing kills a marriage like a reality shit show - Celebitchy

It looks like Mimi squirted all over Evelyn Ocho Cinco's back - Hollywood Tuna

Miley Cyrus posing in front of the wooden fence she started chewing on three seconds after this picture was taken - Popoholic

This is why I break the zoom button on all my cameras - The Berry

Mr. Big got married - ICYDK

If that isn't a "Why the fuck did you name me Hawkins Crawford Romo" look, I don't know what is - Popsugar

EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAAAA - The Daily What Gossip

Today's butt show brought to you by Charlie Hunnam - (NSFWish) OMG Blog

Is Blahna Del Taco's upper lip trying to escape? - Moe Jackson

Charlize Theron looks hot, part 3,208,763 - I'm Not Obsessed

Posh's anime wolf brows are not the look - Cityrag

Stop me if you've heard this before, but Alec Baldwin is threatening to quit the bitch that is NBC again - SOW

How many paid pieces does it take to get Xtina out of a car? - Hollywood Rag

Posted by: Michael K


smokeybaconflavour's picture

Ryan, you better WERK gurr! Serving Santa Fe lesbian potter realness, darling!

Neurotic's picture

Oh, how did I miss the crumbs about R.J. Berger coming out?

Okay, I know I am one of the few people who even saw that show and all, but good for him. Wonder what the next show will be like.

Charlie Hunnam is odd. I mean, I watch "Sons" if it is on when my husband is watching it and I don't think he's good looking. Those pictures though make him look really good.

Karen Flatts's picture

Jesus. For a bunch of people who spend the majority of their waking hours on the internet, you'd think one of you would know that the "'Insert famous person here' died falling off a cliff while shooting a film in New Zealand" hoax has been around for years.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/cliffdeath.asp

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt

The Real Mean Girl's picture

Ryan Gosling: I would hit that with the fist of an angry god.

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Bigbendy's picture

Mollie King can have Prince Harry. She needs to stay away from the Candy Man David Gandy or I will cut the bitch.

snowpiece's picture

this fucking Jennifer Love Puke it really really needs to quit with my man!

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Gosling looks like your typical gay porn star. He is a good actor until you hear his soft voice.

What I like most about Spaz is her free spirit. The photos aren't bad either.

Thamar's picture

Vowed NOT to use word all day if I could just get thru one f'n day without using that word athens hhaahhaaha!

from athens's picture

yes thamar he is amazing ok?asshole haha

Thamar's picture

Triple post ha ha before engaging IRL Whole culture is body dysmorphic I think is the word. Not in touch with reality about the body. Migraine Muse could explain this better. All these young beautiful ppl fucking with themselves! Jésus!

Thamar's picture

Have agree about men and noses. Timc Strong features are going away. We have narrow definitions of beauty. Boring and not beautiful! Too bad about his nose .

Thamar's picture

Who cares really about off camera looks with an actor.This guy is awesome on camera and it is so.
Looks schmooks. So focused on the physical, what about what comes out of his pie hole? Guy is funny and charming. Not so great sartorially in this pic. Still wanna see "Drive". Maybe he is professional on set unlike others we often mention. Give him a break on dressing like a dork. Ha ha.

Makes a great villain .

from athens's picture

damn,what an attractive movie star!hahaha,i also hate the other ryan too

loopygorilla's picture

im not a size queen, but those pants are tight and i cant see a bulge, and i ALWAYS notice a bulge because it is usually followed up by a "lick of the lips" gesture by me.

im not ashamed to admit it, i perve!!!!

Juniperjump's picture

I've never understood the big deal over Gosling either. Even when he dresses 'well'.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 11:44pm.
Whamo, if she's next to you... what the... wait a minute... I thought this was you next to me... Wtf?
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Lol! ;) :)

I hate to leave you on that one but I DO gotta crash actually lol! Talk to ya tomorrow Reason:)

That shirt looked better when it was an ugly futon cover. He's cute, but I don't get the fuss about him either. His body has been hot in a few movie clips (never seen one of his movies) but it doesn't look that great when he has clothes on. so maybe he only gets in shape for half naked scenes. Besides that, I can't get excited by a guy who's had a nose job. Couldn't even man up to his own face.

And that chin makes me fear there may be new generation of Willis girls a birthing in the next 10 years.

loopygorilla's picture

overrated, plain, boring, tries too hard, derp face, weird body, no thanks, not even on a rainy day.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 11:22pm.

Real men can't tell you what color "fuchsia" is.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

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Whamo, if she's next to you... what the... wait a minute... I thought this was you next to me... Wtf? HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Now you better stick around if your gf's come here and see this joke, you hear? For serious!

She is beautiful! ITA ;p

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 11:14pm.
Wham, not to worry... she's alive! ;P
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I hope so.....she's laying beside me right now:)

Come on I might, she's still pretty! Lol!

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Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 11:22pm.
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 10:37pm.
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REAL WOMAN HAVE BIG BOOBS!!!:):):)

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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 10:37pm.

Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 7:15pm.
Note to Ryan : Real men don't wear fuchsia cardigans.

This is as stupid as saying "real women have big boobs"
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I have no idea what you mean. I was simply joking about Ryan's sweater while playing with the name of Bruce Feirstein's very popular book "Real men don't eat quiche".

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I LOVE Ann-Margret - so glad this is a hoax.
Who thinks up this stuff? LAME.

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WithinReason...'s picture

Wham, not to worry... she's alive! ;P

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 10:54pm.
Whamo, What happened to her? She wasn't very old? ;
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I just noticed Migraineuse mention it so I looked around as well and like some others other than some website in New Zealand where she'd "reportedly" fell off a cliff on set I can find nothing to support the claim. I'm calling hoax on this one because you'd think in our 24/7 news it would have been picked up on by now.

I haven't found anything, either. Hope it was a bad joke of incredibly bad taste.
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TexnDoc's picture

The Ann Margret story is bunk. They say she died at 430 am 4/11 in New Zealand. Well according to breaking news on the New Zealand Herald web page it is at this moment about 3 in the afternoon 4/12 there. Not one mention.

WithinReason...'s picture

If it's not true, then good! ;)

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http://njuice.com/ann-margaret-falls-to-her-death-in-new-zealand

This is the only thing I could find on it and that same page says Ja-Rule died last week in a jet ski accident in Turks & Caicos. What a crappy joke.

Migraineuse's picture

Hearing rumors now that it might be a hoax. I hope it is.

I'd much rather look like a dumbass on the internet than have Ann-Margaret really be dead.

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RandéSleepover's picture

Paz needs to shed her inhibitions.

When I think of Ann-Margret, I think of Tommy's mom in the trippy Ken Russell film. This death report might be bogus.

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Event Horizon's picture

I can't find anything else on the internet that substantiates this Anne Margaret claim, Usher was dead this time yesterday, I'll wait for the AP to make an announcement....

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 10:54pm.
I'd like to see confirmation Ann Margret died other than some obscure web site. For one thing they spelled her name wrong. Hope it's not true.
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secondly, IMDB has her rumoured for a film that isn't filming in New Zealand

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Uncle Brain-fart's picture

hmmm who died?

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

WithinReason...'s picture

Whamo, What happened to her? She wasn't very old? ;(

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TexnDoc's picture

I'd like to see confirmation Ann Margret died other than some obscure web site. For one thing they spelled her name wrong. Hope it's not true.

harperharper's picture

Ann Margaret - tragic

"Shalikla!"

WTF?!?!?!?!?! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
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Whamo's picture

Anne Margaret DIED!!!!! Holy SHIT!!!!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 10:43pm.

OMG! 60 feet is one hell of a fall. That's sad. :(

Migraineuse's picture

Ann-Margaret has died. She fell to her death while filming in New Zealand.

http://ann.margaret.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actress_new_zealan...

#sads

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It's scary that there are two dorks in this world with artichoke choke fur on their heads. - Dog on the subject of Jedward, Tue, 03/20/2012 - 9:05pm.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 7:15pm.
Note to Ryan : Real men don't wear fuchsia cardigans.

This is as stupid as saying "real women have big boobs"

TexnDoc's picture

Those "zoom" pics from The Berry are hysterical. Aniston is LOL. Paula Deen looks cute! Why didn't the blogger identify them? I had to comb through the comments to see who gap-tooth was (Johnny Depp's old girlfriend)

Daniee's picture

Haha! That shirt print looks a lot like every loveseat you see in Craigslist 'Free" section at the end of the month/moving week!!

Sigh. Alec Baldwin....nobody cares...you're an unfunny ass.

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

With all the past and recent fuckery on J.L.Hewitt and her man stalking/bedding. . . The only phase that comes to mind is, "Stretched and Sloppied."

I want to click on the Spaz link but I'm at school. . . so I'll wait til I get home in the privacy of my room.

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Spaz....eyeliner is your friend. It's not going to bite you. Really!

ROFL at Rawkins Homo (thanks, Hekki). That expression is priceless.

I love Chris Noth but...Orion? fucking really? that's not an appropriate name for a kid, dingbat. Unless you want your kid to get the crap beaten out of him on the playground.

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

Overrated twat with banana shaped face.

WithinReason...'s picture

Ryan's sweater and top need to disappear!

Wonder who photographed Spazy, 'cause she ain't half bad! Still wish she'd be friends with the liner...

Hunnam's butt is just as I expected: cuuute!

"Jack Donaghy playing with himself, It's a jackoff?" HAHAHAHA I LOVE ALEC!

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