Kim Kardashian Is Kanye West's "Beyonce"
In the wise words of New York from Flavor of Love: BEEEE-YON-SAAAAAAAAAAY?!!!!!!
Just like the rapture, the unholy K Hell union of Kim Kardashian and Kanye Kardashian née West was a long time coming and Gay Fish has been patiently waiting for his turn at her urinal cakes ass. An inside source (government name: Pimp Mama Kris) tells UsWeekly that is on a Kuntrashian high and thinks that besides being the reigning emperor and empress of the Illuminati, he and Kim can also be the world's newest power couple. Kanye is telling friends that he's the Jay-Z to Kim's Beyonce. Will the Blue Fairy please make an appearance and turn Beyonce's Blue Ivy decoy doll into a real girl so she can slap the shit out for Kanye for thinking this? The source went on to say that Kanye has been chasing Kim for a while and he's hoping their relationship goes all the way:
"It's not a PR stunt. They're perfect for each other. He thinks she's his Beyonce! Now that Kim has gotten over the Kris drama . . . she sees how much Kanye loves her.
Kim and Kanye's relationship is so fake that if you turned it into liquid form and poured it into a syringe, Kim would inject it into her face without asking if it's FDA approved or not. There's really three hos involved in this completely staged relationship: Kim, Kanye and the one they love the most, ATTENTION! I swear, Pimp Mama Kris is an evil genius and will go down in history as Lucifer's greatest creation.
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yup calling BS it's a total PR stunt, they're perfect for eachother, in the press.. but hopefully this will make them both a little more likable, because they really should be.
Kim Kardashian Is Kanye West's "Beyonce"
Well like Kim beyonce's hair is fake, she has no talent her family is trash and she made her money by way of being a slut so congratulations connie you finally got one right!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Because having a baby without a husband is an absolute disgrace. These single mothers are destroying this country. BTW. I'm 100% Democrat.
It would be so perfect if she married a gay black guy.
sadly I saw this coming...
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
"Kim Kardashian Is Kanye West's "Beyonce" ....."
OK, sure. I'll just swallow that, like a cynanide pill with a side of Kahlua. Nothing to worry about here, folks. Everything is A. O. K.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 8:49pm.
But why is Halle jealous of Sandra? I really want to know.
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An insider tells Us Weekly that the single mom, 45 has been fuming because her powerhouse stylist Deb Waknin constantly caters to another A-list client: Sandra Bullock, 47.
Waknin was “spending all her time with Sandra and not giving Halle any attention,” says a source. “Halle got jealous because when she needed Deb, she was always with Sandra.”
Berry then dissed Waknin and used Heidi Klum’s stylist Maryann Malakpour on two occasions. A rep for Berry denies any rift, insisting, “Deb and Halle have worked together on and off for years.”
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And little one, hold out for a c-section. You don't want to slide down that. ~ Sweetas
i normally dont want to waste my time commenting on her.
but my god, i hope she gets a flesh eating virus which eats here vagina from inside out and she passes it to kanye and it eats his peen from inside out and they pass it to all the assholes around them and then we lock them all down in isolation and burn them to death.
Why is that teen mom being pressured into getting married? Wasn't she the one who was already married? Why have her walk down the aisle twice before she is even 20?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:12pm. - LOLOLOLOL you reserve chypsologist you!
OnT: KanyeK and KK deserve each other 100%! All their drama directed at each other = winning! ;P
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But why is Halle jealous of Sandra? I really want to know.
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Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 3:35pm.
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The truth!
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She can't dress, he can't design.
At least Amber Rose looks like she could snatch snanky ass Kim's weave, kick her ass, and make her cry for real.
The Illuminati is dying. If Kim and Kanye Kardashian are it's celeb figureheads, then the rumors of the cabal being destroyed from the top down are accurate. 2012 my friends.
The Jedi will always win.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Kanye and Kim Khardashian, eh?
How long do you think KKK will last?
Wasnt Khloe on Ellen today giving us her vomit induced take on Kim & Kanye? I saw a preview but missed it. All I heard was that Khloe likes him. That's actually all I had to hear to confirm that she is certifiably insane! She couldnt stand Kris H.(and we know he WAS douchey) but likes Kanye (who is the ultimate douchebag)? How can you remotely care for someone that would try and upstage a young girl while she's trying to accept an award and make a speech? I will HATE him forever for that stunt.
This trashy family really knows how to pick them. The level of stupidity when it comes to judging anyone's character, should earn them all mandatory therapy for atleast a year!
Is anyone left on the planet who gives one shit about either of them?
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I have never loved life so much.
ohhhhh, I hope they really do get together, his breakup/rants will be so crazy good
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And little one, hold out for a c-section. You don't want to slide down that. ~ Sweetas
sorry, Chipmunk Cheeks, aka Kangay as much as I loathe Byawnce and J, this peed of piece of shit will never be associated as the new anything, and if she does I am leaving with the Mayans in December, or joining the Mayans, or whatever they said happens in December...cause this bitch ain't the next anything with the exception of the next STD carrier, no talent, pissed on piece of dog shit whore.
KK is in the cover of US every fucking week, I am so over it!
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Dark-sided!
Halle is jealous of Sandra because her baby daddy isn't fighting her for custody.
Pretty much agree with all of you.
But I am delighted with this unholy alliance. I can't wait to see it unfold. It's win/win in my book. No matter who gets creamed, I'll be happy.
@BigBendy: Yes! And I also shortened my siggiepenis!
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
THIS IS NEWS? NO WAY.
THIS BECOMES NEWS WHEN I READ THAT THEY BOTH HAVE AIDS.
"Am I the only one who can taste the bile?!" - Al Bundy
Listen, we all know this bitch is full of shit.
Both bitches.
You know what???? Reggie Bush is not a sucker and he only hit that fat ass a couple of times and then said, you know what? This old skank ain't worth the trouble.
Kanye, on the other hand, is busy trying to cover up his homosexuality. According to sources, Amber Lynn was cool with her arrangements with Kanye because he didn't demand sex from her. Too busy getting his knob polished by one of his "boys".
I know Kim has done sex tapes, but I don't think she actually ENJOYS sex. It is just another thing she has to do to get men to give her things and get ATTENTION (her favorite toy of all). Anyway, I'm glad Reggie wised up and decided not to be Kim's Publicity Puppet anymore.
And Kanye's a dick. Who likes dick. *LOL* 'nuff said.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
I hope Jay Z and Bey puts the Urinal and Douche in their place, that would be the only time I would ever root for the reigning Illuminati king and queen.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:29pm.
sucky, we needed you in last night's open post...lol
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Psh! Girlfriend you know I can't get into that racist nonsense! I am way too busy being POSITIVE and STAYING that way! I want my soul to feel and grow in so many ways and I can't do that when I spend all my time hating on beautiful people who deserve all the adoration they get! You know what I'm saying girlfriend?!
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lemmehollaatchulemmehollaatchu lemmehollaatchu lemmehollaatchu hollahollahollahollahollaholla!!!
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
On the bad side their fans are the lowest of the low and dumbest of the dumb, so they will have a following.
On the plus side, he will totally rip her to shreds when things get ugly...and they will.
When they are seen together at some event like sitting in an audience at an awards show and there is audible laughter, he'll boot her. Her clan is the punch line these days. Like Snooki or Situation.
I don't get the claims of fakery. In order to accept that premise, you have to believe that Kanye is capable of knowing that his star is seriously on the wane and that he would need a publicity boost to begin with. I don't think he's capable of that.
They actually are perfect for each other. Both fake, both with incredibly inflated senses of self. Both with narcissistic personality disorder. It will never last of course- that's enough ego for about 100 relationships but at first- they would probably just adore how much they adore themselves.
That said, Kanye looks totally depressed these days. Maybe it is finally sinking in that the world doesn't revolve around him and that's he not that good.
The Two MOST HATED People in Hollywood.
Total PR Stunt
Total Fake
Totally deserve each other...
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:34pm.
hahahahahahahahahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Kim will be to him what beyonce is to Jay-z....oh I get it! his beard!
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Kim is such a bad liar, that even if she is in love with Kanye(although I don't think those two are capable of loving anyone else but themselves), nobody would believe her anyway.
Submitted by Athenys on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:27pm.
First of all I think this relationship is another PR stunt to stretch out KK's 15 minutes and promote KW's 'music'. Secondly, even IF there is one ounce of genuine affection between these two she's still bitten off more than she can chew. KK is small fries next to KW, even in the narcissism dept. While he may be content to play the role of sugar daddy for a while he actually has enough clout to cause her all sorts of grief if things go sour, unlike KH. PMK better start thinking of a backup plan...
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Very true.
But I'm sure the negotiations have been made, the contracts have been signed, and the contingency plans are in place.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:44pm.
A urinal and a douche ... maybe they'll produce a bidet
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HAHAHA! But seriously, this pairing sucks. It's just more unnecessary minutes of fame for Kim. Just when we thought we could get a break from her and her horrid family. If I was Beyonce I'd be a little ticked off, and I for one would not fuck with Bey.
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DO NONE OF YOU BITCHES CARE ABOUT TEEN MOM LEAH???
The jokes write themselves.
Submitted by ethang on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:44pm.
This bitch is grasping at straws. She is on her 14th minute and will do just about anything to stay in the spotlight.
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It has been an excruciating long 14 minutes.
They have a lot in common: They're both supremely untalented, yet have giant egos.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Seriously though, there are so many more tantalizing stories in this edition!
Katy Perry wants Russel back? Why?
Why is there beef between Sandra and Halle? I never realized they were in the same age group or going for the same roles. Guess maybe? Or would this be about popularity?
This bitch is grasping at straws. She is on her 14th minute and will do just about anything to stay in the spotlight.
A urinal and a douche ... maybe they'll produce a bidet
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:38pm.
Fitting. I have to go pee now.
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OLOL! They won't throw rice at the wedding, they will throw piss on the bride at her request.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:41pm.
"a genius is hard to live with dear" and "stay with him, not all men can piss when you need them too"
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WORDS TO LIVE BY!!! :)
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:07pm.
I hope they both spontaneously combust
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I wouldn't piss on her even if she WAS on fire.
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Whamo!! ♥ I wouldn't piss in her mouth if her veneers were on fire! But that's just me... :))
Meanwhile, Pimp Mama K is kreaming herself all the way to the bank over this publicity.
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veneers... lol, too much IG:)
Hell ya Mama K is having mini PR happy strokes no doubt. THIS is a match made in heaven for her, he could beat on her and she'd say things like "a genius is hard to live with dear" and "stay with him, not all men can piss when you need them too"
In order of most famous to least of Kim Kardashian's boyfriends.
1) Kanye West - Far and away a legitimate superstar. She will clutch on to him with all her might. He is her ticket to continued relevancy, invitations to A-list events and parties, etc. He may be using her for a temporary ratings bump and then dump her but she is in it for the long haul. He keeps her from being an absolute joke.
2) Reggie Bush - Never the true NFL superstar he appeared headed to be and peaked with the Saints Super Bowl win.
3) Ray J - You never forget your first thousand golden showers.
3) Kris Humphries - Who? Would not even have been on PMK's radar if not for spelling Kris with a "K" in his first name. Seriously. PMK chose him because his first name started with a K. That is as about as pathetic as it gets.