Monday, April 16th 2012
Al Gore's Mind Is Officially Blown
Without further comment, here's human roid and noted thinker Jose Canseco giving us his thoughts on how global warming could've saved us from "My Heart Will Go On."
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Submitted by bigorexia on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:02am.
1. Steroids have nothing to do with IQ, nor do they affect it
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So....Steroids are GOOD for you?? lol! :)
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 3:04am.
why would people hate bats? bats are brilliant.
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I fucking love bats. Those little shits are so cute! Look at their tiny snouts! Also, skunks have cute little paws.
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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 8:30am.
Love,
Mabel
Facebook-free since February! And I'm still alive to talk about it.
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I don't miss FB one bit-I deleted my account about a year ago.
Wow! I never realized that Jose Canseco was so intelligent. He's much smarter than I thought he was...tying (via Twitter) global warming to the Titanic to his two yachts in Miami (that I imagine he no longer owns) to an "unbreakable" Rawlings baseball bat that he named Titanic right before he lost it.
I'm very impressed.
Dumb jocks should be banned from twitter too!
1. Steroids have nothing to do with IQ, nor do they affect it.
2. I hardly think he was being serious. Heard of a joke?
Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 1:02am.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 10:45pm.
... however, I discovered a lot of new bands when I was on facebook.
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Hey Nella, I tend to listen to most of my music on youtube and basically just start pulling up bands I see on the side bar, If I like a tune I'll line up 8 - 10 songs to try and get a feel for what they're all about and google them for more info. I found My Morning Jacket like that, I didn't realize they were as big as they were though LOL!
Another drunk person in search of validation from strangers. Sounds like every person on Twatter and FB.
Love,
Mabel
Facebook-free since February! And I'm still alive to talk about it.
This is your brain on 'roids...
Wow that was dumb.. It took me a long time to read that because I couldn't handle how dumb that was.
why would people hate bats? bats are brilliant.
if people can like hairless cats and miniature bulldogs they should be able to tolerate bats, fer chrissake.
but it's true that after you break one, it never is the same again. and you can't hit icicles with it, so...yeah.
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God don't like ugly.
who is he?
Isn't he wrong, as in it's the opposite? That global warming causes more icebergs to calve off the glaciers, making such a disaster (in the absence of modern technology) more likely?
i see that juicing up, and squandering millions to play a game that kids play for free has done wonders for this dipshit's mind... just say no to baseball, kids!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Talk about beating a joke to death. Yeah, iceberg, Titanic, we get it, Jose.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
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I'll take Incoherent Athlete Douches for $500, Alex.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 10:45pm.
Do you do any social networking websites?
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No I don't really do anything like that
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Smart man, however, I discovered a lot of new bands when I was on facebook. I dumped my account when they kept messing with the privacy settings and I had a weirdo copying my pics and wall posts and claiming as their own.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by QueenieBK on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:53pm.
And you wonder why baseball fans hate the Yankmees?
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I know an insufferable Yankmee fan. I'm gonna use this on him. Thank You ! !
You're welcome LOL!!!!!!
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Submitted by Puppy Love on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 10:58pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 9:58pm.
He is a roider, isn't he?
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Oh, one of the original roiders who subsequently called out all the other roid-heads, such as Clemens.
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Clemens, that fucktard. "Gee, someone stuck a needle inb my ass, I dunno what it wuz but I let said fucktard sticj a needle in my ass." And you wonder why baseball fans hate the Yankmees?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 9:58pm.
He is a roider, isn't he?
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Oh, one of the original roiders who subsequently called out all the other roid-heads, such as Clemens. Canseco gave detailed descriptions of injecting his teammates in their butts in bathroom stalls. Yuk.
When you look at pictures of some of these guys in their "prime," it's almost unbelievable that baseball turned a blind eye to this shit. McGwire and Sosa were roided out of their minds during their "historic" home run season. Other guys came out of nowhere to hit 50 home runs, then faded out when they went off the juice...Luiz Gonzalez, anyone? Fucking disgraceful.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 10:07pm.
Hey Whamo!
Do you do any social networking websites?
I guess you could use it to inform people of yoor every move, but I prefer to use it to talk a few famous people.
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No I don't really do anything like that, I was wondering if that was the way you talked to your friends. I too couldn't get excited reading about what my friends favorite type of rye bread was for breakfast or what time they cut their lawns lol. Now I do like the idea of finding new bands and such, is there a good site like that where you can discuss music? I'd love to find a site like that doesn't have a bunch of narrow minded 18 year olds calling each other faggots because they know EVERYTHING there is to know about music because they know every song from their favorite 6 bands that all sound the same, any sites like that?
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 9:20pm.
Your welcome. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Hahaha, A+
Suzy, just read the twin's name is Ozzie and he used to play too! You are right, Jose seems to send him to a lot of things he doesn't want to attend. Dead Ringers anyone? o_O Is he that busy? lollol
Well, at least he's not talking about his family! ;P
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Submitted by Stan Derp on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 9:58pm.
He could have meant bicycles but they don't work so great on water.
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Maybe he meant he had no bicycles because they hurt his testicles. Of course, this has nothing to do with the Titanic but I don't think that makes a whole lot of difference to Jose, he was on a roll like Belushi in "Animal House"!
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
I couldn't get past the 2nd twatter. This dolt was hilarious on "the surreal life" when he was all scared of his dad visiting and seeing him in full drag w/makeup. He said his dad would kick his ass.
@Atomic. . . long time no see. I hope things are getting better in your life.
Hey Whamo!
Do you do any social networking websites? I loved Myspace because you could discover all sorts of bands on there. Never mind the assholes from high school who tried to add me and thought we were magically friends after a few years.
I HATE facebook..it's the devil in my mind, and I don't care what said assholes from myspace are doing 3 years later.
Twitter, for me, is a way to keep my celebrity obsession in check. It's very easy to reach them on there and my 15 year old self is beyond thrilled.
he only friends I talk to are the people I made join to talk to me on there. There are other super fans of people who are twitter friends. I guess you could use it to inform people of yoor every move, but I prefer to use it to talk a few famous people.
Hey Whamo!
Do you do any social networking websites? I loved Myspace because you could discover all sorts of bands on there. Never mind the assholes from high school who tried to add me and thought we were magically friends after a few years.
I HATE facebook..it's the devil in my mind, and I don't care what said assholes from myspace are doing 3 years later.
Twitter, for me, is a way to keep my celebrity obsession in check. It's very easy to reach them on there and my 15 year old self is beyond thrilled.
he only friends I talk to are the people I made join to talk to me on there. There are other super fans of people who are twitter friends. I guess you could use it to inform people of yoor every move, but I prefer to use it to talk a few famous people.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 9:58pm.
He could have meant bicycles but they don't work so great on water.
Maybe he meant to say "Titanic reminds me of the days I had two yachts in Miami but no testicles". He is a roider, isn't he?
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 9:48pm.
Very interesting...I also read something about frogs too. If they go so do we.
Goddamn. Icicles? What a moron.
Speaking of bats, crazy, and environmental issues-- I have read several articles recently stating that bats as a species could be wiped out soon in the coming years...and as much as people hate them , they are very important to our ecosystems
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/08/100805-bats-white-nose-f...
Submitted by AtomicCity on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 9:40pm.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
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Not to dis CSG, but the original quote is even lovelier:
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
-Buddha
WithinReason... I remember him being a huge deal in baseball but he wasn't on my radar as a hot guy, I found baseball really boring so it all kind of bounced off me. I only found out the other day that he's a twin and was busted for having his brother turn up to a paid gig he couldn't be bothered to do!
I think he's endeared me now with the Canadian love, Canada generally takes a lot of abuse from Americans (I'm an expat living in the UK). I agree with the others who are calling him harmless. Just don't date him!
If all the icebergs melted the Titanic would lucky to find a port on Mt.McKinley.
What a dumb fuck.
I'll take Titanic idiots for $100.
'titanic reminds me of the days i had two yachts in miami but no icicles'
lmfao
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Snoball, they're missing the one from the 70's with the kitty hanging from the tree limb with a Josaying that reads "Hang in there".
ETA cause I'm a dorkfish.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
OH MY GOD Brind'Amour!!! That guys body was INSANE! *faps madly* Too bad his nose lookes like a peen.*goes back to fapping*
Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 9:00pm.
I went to Ripken's last game at OPCY.
And as for hockey? Pat LaFuckingFontaine, Keith Primeau, and Rod "The Bod" Brind'Amour. BRING IT.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
this dumbstump was just as precious on has-been apprentice (my fav season with alk-a-crispied david cassidy getting bitch-slapped by richard snatch).
this twittere-shit above is not indicative of him being high/under the influence, -he really IS that stupid when sober.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 9:15pm.
It always shocks the shit out of me when certain celebrities get their apostrophes right; especially when they use "your" and "you're" correctly. I'm always dumbfounded.
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It always completely throws me off when people don't make those and other common errors.
Your welcome.
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The Titanic hit an icicle?
Whoo! That's a whole lotta stupid all in one place.
Drugs are bad, kids.
I didn't bother reading anything up there, by the way.
I took one look at the menacing roid face and gave up.
Submitted by Puppy Love on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 9:04pm.
Wow, he used "it's" correctly.
Hahaha
It always shocks the shit out of me when certain celebrities get their apostrophes right; especially when they use "your" and "you're" correctly. I'm always dumbfounded.
Suzy, LOL thanks for that. I didn't remember he played for the Jays either! Clemens is another one.
And did you know Canseco was quite the panty magnet in his day? Saw a clip of him describing it. haha Well, he was quite the hero years ago so I don't doubt it. ;p
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Submitted by C6 on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 8:38pm.
I missed you mama. I haven't seen you here in months. I left too over the holidays 'cos I had shitloads of work to do. Hope all is well with you ♥
Now come and get a spanking!