Porta Potty Sex: The Butler Did It!

I don't like Gerard but his chick is amazing!

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Gerry is grimey, dirty, slutty and a brilliantly skankish bitch.

And I would fuck that dirty dirty man until my brain exploded. I don't care if he is the nastiest, meanest old Scotsman east of Glasgow, I'd just get on all fours and let the madness begin.

Sorry, I have to finish my taxes and Dlisted is my distraction. *LOL*

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You know it's all down hill when hooking up with a brunette in a port-a-john is a lot healthier than hooking up with Lindsay Lohan. Couldn't he have taken her behind the Geico tent like a real man?

Wow, what a great audience.

Instead of concentrating on Lindsay Lohan and her troubles all the time, what about people like this?? Someone who is old OLD enough to know better? If he was in rehab for addiction they must have known about his sex addiction too.

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Gerard looks old and even borderline fugly.

Ergo: Gerard must be a 100% str8 tuna-tasting realman exclusive fish-fucker!

he is sooo fucking gross now.

thanks to CGI, he made bitches cream their panty pudding because they thought he was hot.

he got famous doing some shit movies, and after that it was pussy heaven for him, "hay im a movie star, and i wanna fuck you".

except now he looks greasy as fuck, and nasty.

there is no way i would ever fuck in a public toilet let alone a portaloo, that is just nasty.

call me plain jane vanilla, but i like my sex to be in clean places, not in a place where 200 people's piss and shit have been marinating.

WTF is wrong with me? Seriously, what kind of slag am I? A couple of years ago, I actually thought this dude was a hottie. Gawd, now you just know it would be easy to tell which coffee mug was his on the table bc it has big red sores on it.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."

I'm hating all this mid life crisis on display. Butler get your act together

Thumb #8 proves he was just on a pussy hunt. Doubt he knew who even played.

His appeal is over-rated, and he looks extra STD-y and douchey to boot.

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From now on I'm going to excuse myself by saying, "I have to go use the Butler".
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Ha ha, as always your skill at descriptive writing takes my breath away. And makes me vom.

What no pictures?

The fact that he's claiming to be "sober" while doing this grosses me out even more. If anything, I'd claim to be all sorts of fucked up. Then again, not even in my darkest of days does this seem an option.

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Submitted by SteelCityGirl on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 4:15pm.

lmao! I want to get with Gerry more than just about any of the Hollywood gents but even I draw the line at a porta potty. The horrific smell of the ones at Bonnaroo '10 are still engrained into my memory.

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We made the mistake of camping right by the ones in Shakedown on the main road into Centeroo. It was a great, close spot.
Then day 3 happened. And the wind began blowing our way. And suddenly we realized why nobody else had taken that spot.

What a sloppy ass mess, this doesn't surprise me. Next.
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When I go to the tennis tournament in Key Biscayne they have really fancy porta potties. It's a trailer with one side for women and one side for men and each side has three toilets that flush and sinks with pretty-smelling soap and pretty paper towels. They look better than my bathroom at home. I'm thinking this is what they have at this music festival, not the porta potties found at construction sites.

Having said that, I still think Butler is a piece of trash for actually having sex with a woman in one. (The woman is pretty trashy also.) But I really don't believe this. I think people make up stories about Butler because of his past. Once a manwhore, always a manwhore.

He has so lost the hot. Being the Greek history geek that I am, I drooled over him and his CGI 12-pack washboard abs in "300" (yeah, I know it was cheesy as fuck, shut up). I am so ashamed of myself now.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:45pm.
Lousie -- sorry, got busy with some shit. I was at the TJ Maxx in Oak Brook, and I see these two slutty women walking around in dresses that barely covered their crotches. So I'm at the layaway counter and I ask the girl there what's up with these two broads. She says they're mother & daughter, they're incredibly rude & they always leave a mess in the store when they shop there. I see a lot of women like this in our area, but these two were a real trip. They seriously looked like hookers; I could tell the mother by the crow's feet & varicose veins. They totally thought they were hot shit by the way they were prancing around. You seriously could not get through the shoe department with your cart because of all the shoes they threw all over the floor, the whores. That's my Russian hooker story.

OMG. Sounds like these women who lived across the hall from my mom and dad who after that blizzard in Feb 2011 who tried to dig out their car with a snow brush while wearing 5 inch heeled boots.

So Gerry's going to focus on his sex addiction exclusively now. I suspect that the wheels came off of Gerard's little red sobriety wagon 72 hrs after he gave rehab the slip.

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I hope they both got STDS...and Hep C. Assholes

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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-

"... afterward he asked her if she wanted to wipe her coochie off with the bottom of his shirt."

MK, your visual assaults my senses! AAAAAHHHHH >_<

His Venus Flytrap game almost tempts me but there's too much buttermilk and sourdough here *gags* and port-a-potty grind? Hell no, I say HELL NO!

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That's some "lament for the death of my cock" shit right there.
Gerry honey, its gonna drop off soon.

I'm surprised he was able to find someone at Coachella whom he hadn't already nailed.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Lousie -- sorry, got busy with some shit. I was at the TJ Maxx in Oak Brook, and I see these two slutty women walking around in dresses that barely covered their crotches. So I'm at the layaway counter and I ask the girl there what's up with these two broads. She says they're mother & daughter, they're incredibly rude & they always leave a mess in the store when they shop there. I see a lot of women like this in our area, but these two were a real trip. They seriously looked like hookers; I could tell the mother by the crow's feet & varicose veins. They totally thought they were hot shit by the way they were prancing around. You seriously could not get through the shoe department with your cart because of all the shoes they threw all over the floor, the whores. That's my Russian hooker story.

I can't help but notice that his belt seems really out of place at Coachella.

He seems a little too animated to be sober, unless he's floating on horny fumes. This potty business reminds me of my lowest moment from my party days. No sexy times at all. But I'd taken an E and did what I usually needed to do - sit by myself in the bathroom for a while, then come out dancing. Except this time I found myself at a huge party at an airplane hangar where there were no real bathrooms and I sat in the Johnny-on-the-Spot for a very long time, my boyfriend at the time kept knocking asking if I was ok. I was fine, I just liked to sit there. But I was oblivious to (ugh) the smells and where I actually was, as in it didn't register that what I was doing was disgusting. Even worse (geez this is embarrassing) I noticed the backs of my legs were wet when I finally stood up. Raver whizz on me. When I got home I slept and then remembered what was actually on me. I ran into the shower and then washed those sheets and my pants on hot. But at least I didn't have sex with a stranger in there??!!

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

Submitted by JoJo on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 4:52pm.

When she finally takes that first gasp of air, after holding her breath....then pukes all over him while he's banging her.
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^This^. . . reminds me of the movie "Mallrats", when Ben Afflecks character said he was doggy stylin a drunk chick in the back seat of a car and the chick starts vomiting out of the window. He said it was awesome cuz when she heaved it made her pussy contract and squeeze his peen.

I can't even imagine.

When she finally takes that first gasp of air, after holding her breath....then pukes all over him while he's banging her. Almost make you wish there was some freak secretly filming the port-a-potty action!

Ok, I just made myself sick.

I used to think he was so hot. Thanks MK, for ruining that for me...forever.

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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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MK's headline reminds me of a South Park ep where one of the characters creates an alter ego and wants to destroy South Park. Then his sidekick points out that every scheme he comes up with The Simpsons did 1st. "The Simpsons did it."

Gerry is the sex version of that.

Submitted by Darknight on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 4:29pm.

I've done it in a balcony(the butler did it), in the back of a car(the butler did it), on top of a car(the butler did it), even in the parking lot of a church(the butler did it).
In a porta-potty(the butler did it).

Ever since reading about TrashyWilma's experience with "BonnaPoo" in the OP last night, anything related to Coochella makes me want to vom.

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Wasn't Coachella supposed to be about discovering up-and-coming bands and not the famewhoring of "celebrities" not remotely linked to the music industry? Hell, even Paris Hilton has more right to be there than the alleged Outhouse Hoes since she (much to my chagrin) actually has a top 10 album to her name. Why does opportunistic "branding" have to infect *every* once avant-garde fest? I wouldn't be surprised to see the Beeb at Burning Man.

ok, your visuals in this are the grossest ever, dude. take a chill on making your readers vomit, will you?

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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.

It put a cap on Gerard's head, took off his shades, then dyed his beard and trimmed it a little, he'd be a ringer for the dude to the left of him in the pic.

I assuming when she brags to her friends about banging Butler, the deed will have taken place in a bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel, not a fiberglass outhouse in an Indio cow field.

I would rather crap in the middle of a football field while a game was being played than use a port-a-potty for it's intended purpose. Boning in one? *screams and runs into a wall head first without a helmet*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

I've done it in a balcony, in the back of a car, on top of a car, even in the parking lot of a church. Never would I in a porta potty.

*outs self as a slut, yet still rides out in a high horse*

It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~

Nothing is less attractive than a middle-aged guy who can't keep it in his pants. Oh wait. That'd be me! :(

This whole post just made me get the urge to go out and stock up on Purell, Clorox and Ammonia.
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he's starting to look like that Uncle that won't grow up and is always cornering you with his "glory days" stories, you know, the one who's "gf" makes him pay for all her friends too when they go out.

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Twat muffin! Where did you go??

*tapping fingers waiting for russian hooker story*

That's some disgusting shit right there (pun intended) even a twilight tweeker $5 hooker would ask for better fucking conditions.

lmao! I want to get with Gerry more than just about any of the Hollywood gents but even I draw the line at a porta potty. The horrific smell of the ones at Bonnaroo '10 are still engrained into my memory.

Winnyfranfran, you can still go next weekend! :D

I'd rather go to the bathroom in the woods than a port-a-potty. It never ceases to amaze me how some women are so desperate to screw a celebrity that they'd stoop to this.

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Grody.

But not as grody as conceiving your child in the bathroom of a Motorhead concert hall bathroom with a total stranger, and then writing a post on Craigslist Miss Connections to see if the father wants to step up and know his child.

Yes, this happened. Gawker linked to it.

My slutty ways would still get me vetted with the Queen of England compared to these antics.

Gross. I was going to go to Coachella this year. It looks like I didn't miss anything by not going.

thank you Louise, I don't care how fancified it is, it's still a movable poo spot.

also, what makes it worse is he wasn't even drunk or high, that would be the only excuse

Someone Think of the Terrence Howards!

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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

*trailing toilet paper on my shoe*

That's right Snowy-we haz standards.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

I know someone who worked crew on Live 8 a few years ago and apparently the VIP potties were quite nice. Air conditioned and everything, but I still wouldn't.

Submitted by dementa on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 3:51pm.

He must have the mightiest of all boners to stay up despite the stench of other people's marinating shit.
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