Hot Slut Of The Day!
Melati Suryodarmo, Indonesian performance artist and creator of lard-stained WTFs.
The Internet birthed out this butter dance by Melati two years ago and there's a chance your brain has already shut down while trying to process all 6 minutes, but let's watch it all over again, because who needs functioning brain cells, right? (I've been proving that you don't for the past 7 years!) Melati slips on a pair of patent leather fuckum heels and gracefully surfs on a board of butter on a Land O'Lake before having several BITCH GOES DOWN moments. This IS art. Art is always open to interpretation and I'm interpreting this as everything from Paula Deen's mating dance to Paula Deen's metabolism battling against the tons of heaven's cream she eats on a daily basis to the birth of Jessica Simpson's baby to Khloe Kardashian's idea of a Slip 'n Slide. Or maybe the butter represents what happens to our brains while we watch every second of this beautiful mess.
And yes, this is why the name "Melati Suryodarmo" is #1 on Norway's Most Wanted Criminal list.
(Thanks, Lahoma)
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 1:06pm.
Judging by the size of her belly, she's been snacking off the lard with every tumble.
FUCK! I spit potato chips on my screen when I read that!
Porn schmorn. THIS is the kind of stuff I'm scared for my mom to walk in and catch me watching.
Ok I laughed when rand-o-rakes went down. Sorry!
Yolanda Saldivar in a lace-front.
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 11:16am.
Waste of perfectly good butter.
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THIS.
1.I totally agree with TelevisedRevolution. Bitch needed better shoes!
2. Bitch should have done the running man or busted out some MC Hammer moves at least!!
onetakenfreak!
Thoughts of hematomas, splintered tailbones, cracked skulls... high art! But I do not understand the butter, WHY?
MK, don't pick on Tommylife, he WAS that rant! ;)
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 11:07am.
I love her face when she is about to fall. Bitch. Boom. Bye.
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see, that's what tells me she's an amateur.
fucking amateur.
she should have been wearing some of my Vivienne Westwood 6+ inchers and had her hair PROPERLY done, and been wearing a truly expensive dress, not that hideous mess -
and at NO point should her face have betrayed the fact that she was about to EAT THAT LARD WITH HER FRACTURING PELVIC BONE!!!!!
then El Bastardo could have cum so hard we'd all have had to wipe our faces off!
*That* would have been true art, a real statement about the Female Body in A Male Society and our False Relationship to Fat (aka Misolipophobia).
But NOOOO, this low budget bitch had to use her low budget music and her low-heeled Payless pumps and her silly repetitive moves when ANYbody could have told her she should have put on something much faster paced and done the Pony with a bouffant hairdo and some fake eyelashes or something...ANYTHANG....
GEEEsus.
fucking amateurs.
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God don't like ugly.
This bitch better hope that norwegian butter queen does not see this shit or he will lose his fucking mind! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEIYrjREOOs
Judging by the size of her belly, she's been snacking off the lard with every tumble.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
That video, like, completed me. Seriously, I loved it, hard.
Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:24am.
This reminds me of that old joke, "What do you get when you cross a performance artist with a mafia boss?"
Answer: Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.
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O man. LOLz.
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Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 11:56am.
It isn't art unless the audience licks her clean at the end.
LOL!
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Please: It's "rahnday."
It isn't art unless the audience licks her clean at the end.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Hekki...eating cookie dough is the best.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I bet there are a few dudes fapping to that.
Waste of perfectly good butter.
And if my chocolate chip cookies came out a little dry this time, it's because I introduced middle kid to the joys of creaming together brown sugar and butter before you mix all the other ingredients in. There is nothing better in this world. I'd rather eat that than just about anything. As good as garlic bread or Samoa cookies.
Stupid double post. No one should have to read my crap twice!
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 11:01am
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Haha when i was little our bathroom floor was that smooth concrete stuff. We'd sneak the dishwashing soap in at bath time put it on the floor and add water. We'd work up quite a few bubbles sliding around like the chick in this video. We had pretty bubble patterns to show for our efforts though. I'd have liked to have seen her sliding on her arse through the butter though, that was my favourite move.
I love her face when she is about to fall. Bitch. Boom. Bye.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
when I was about 6, i'd soap up the bathtub and swirl around and around and around..... was I a "performance artist"? fuck. missed my call, I guess.
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Its a retards retards retards retards world...
Very interesting. Hmmmmmm, I'm gonna watch it again.
I don't get it.
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Ha am i the only one that thinks that looks kinda fun?
My sisters 18th is in a month and we've been thinking of what to do later on in the night. I'm just gonna buy a shit load of butter and throw it on the dancefloor come midnight. Last one standing gets a prize!
Slightly creepy and innapropriate uncle will no doubt love it as well, 18 yr old tarts flying in every direction....
LMFAO at the Norway butter queen.... annoying little twirp
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"So, besides getting shot in the back of the head do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school and no, I'm not making that up." ~ Kenny Powers
And the "installations" are even better... "This installation consists of ten series of five iron pipes in different lenght, and have pentatonic tones. The pipes are hang, the public can walk between the pipes and by using the provided sticks they can create their sounds combinations."
It's called a wind chime. Be lazy and let the wind do the work or pick up a stick and have it. Your choice.
Again, obviously I'm an asshole b/c I don't get it.
That's clearly Britney doing Slave 4 U on her Femme Fatale Tour.
Well, the photography from her website is even better. :/ I mean, The Useless Death series is moving. Not. (yeah, I just used Not like it's 1992 all over again). The big cock covering her face in the memorabilia series is funny when you think about it.
But moral of the story is that I guess I'm not deep b/c I don't understand this fuckery.
LOL@Norway Gay dude on about. "Feeewk YO! American ppl cause you dont know what it feels to have butter at xmas time!"
ololollol!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:55am.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:54am.
Wasn't that Picasso's sister?
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A typical mistake made from someone with absolutely zero art experience or art degrees. She is Picasso reincarnated.
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It's more like a common mistake, it was Picasso's actual sister that fired uncooked MACARONI out
her ass. My bad.
You see, this is why I hate humans more and more.
I thought that was brilliant. I had no idea I needed to see someone slip and fall in butter over and over again, while futilely trying to maintain a sexy posture.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
What the hell was that????????
PS: I would like to nominate Sucky for Hot Slut of the Year!!!!!
Yay Sucky!!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Who'da thunk it would take a phat, hairy, beary, mountain dew dranking ghey to esplain being a feminist to me.
Thank you Sucky, that was beautiful.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:54am.
Certainly you can reach some point of enlightenment through the butter dance that will make your co-worker troubles pale in comparison.
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fuckin LOLOLLLLLLLLLL
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"So, besides getting shot in the back of the head do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school and no, I'm not making that up." ~ Kenny Powers
I think it's about being Asian in a Western-centric society. Or being lactose-intolerant.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:54am.
Wasn't that Picasso's sister?
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A typical mistake made from someone with absolutely zero art experience or art degrees. She is Picasso reincarnated.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
i feel my soul hover over my body when she falls HARD at the 1:45 mark...can't watch any more of this...
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Roseanne Barr
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:52am.
A general question: do you have to wait for the OPs to vent about awful people at work, or can I start now?
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Excuse me Lisbet, please stay focused on the art we have been presented today. Certainly you can reach some point of enlightenment through the butter dance that will make your co-worker troubles pale in comparison.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:51am.
Remember that chick who shit Spaghetti-Os from her twat? That shit was deep.
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Wasn't that Picasso's sister?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:46am.
aka modern patriarchy, the lines separating the butter representing the male phallus hello wake up)
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LMFO!!!! MYSOGYNY OPPPRESSION LARD!!!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:46am.
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That is...brilliant. I know nothing about art, but I want this to be true. We need patterns in life, and I don't know if I can deal with this just being a fat woman dancing on butter.
A general question: do you have to wait for the OPs to vent about awful people at work, or can I start now?
Remember that chick who shit Spaghetti-Os from her twat? That shit was deep.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This is a joke, right?
A fat woman standing onc butter is art??? I can't wthtis one....
oh yes I can definitely interpret this because I am art.
What you see here is a full bodied woman, trampling the neat cubes of butter (aka modern patriarchy, the lines separating the butter representing the male phallus hello wake up) and we see her stomping on it gently, mixing it up, doing The Twist over it, feminism making shapes in the butter, curves and circles, and eventually the woman succumbs to the butter (aka overbearing weight of sexual revolution) and falls to the ground.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
WT fuckety fuck fuck was THAT..and you just KNOW there's some guy out there right now with his pants around his ankles!! LMAO