Tuesday, April 24th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Barbra Streisand (70)
Tyson Ritter (28)
Kelly Clarkson (30)
Austin Nichols (32)
Danny Gokey (32)
Eric Balfour (35)
Derek Luke (38)
Melinda Clarke (43)
Mark Vaderloo (44)
Patty Schemel (45)
Dijmon Hounsou (48)
Cedric the Entertainer (48)
Eric Bogosian (59)
Jean-Paul Gaultier (60)
Sue Grafton (72)
Shirley MacLaine (78)
Richard Donner (82)
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How in the holy hell is Streisand going to do Mama Rose in Gypsy when she's 70 (and looks it)? At the beginning of the musical Louise is like 14 and June is 11 or 12, so we're supposed to believe she had these kids when she was 56 and 58? It takes place in the 1920s, for God's sake! There were no grannymommies then - no invitro fertilization!
Happy birthday, Barb - you really DO wish you were 45, don't you?
B is for Birthday, Sue Grafton!
HB Shirley MacLaine (I want to watch Steel Magnolias now)
HB Dijmon Hounsou, you sexy beast
HB Eric Bogosian, my favorite L&O captain (and Mr. Nice Guy)
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"In olden times we would've thrown people like that off of a cliff, and called it a day."
HB Djimon. He's quite handsome.
Happy Birthday to the amazing Barbra Streisand.
Happy birthday all of them. I would have figured Streisand was already 72 or something, but whatever. :)
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
HBD J-P Gaultier... so sorry that annoying-song dude appropriated your surname!
HB Barbra, Patty♥, Djimon♥, Eric, Jean-Paul, Shirley, Richard and the othah sluts today!
Hello, Gorgeous! As only Barbra can be... Bogossian was memorable in Talk Radio... Rock on Patty, rock on! ;p
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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Happy Birthday Sue Grafton! I got hooked on your books a long time ago!
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Ouiser! Celebrate today by walking past Dick Clark's house without those baying hounds to annoy you and your babies.
Barbra Streisand: When I was young, I thought that Funny Girl was the most wonderful film. I married my husband because he resembles Omar Sharif. In later years, I would put The Broadway Album on my Walkman, and be transported to heaven during my morning commute. And now, my daughter tells me that I am exactly like Barbra's character in Meet the Fokkers.
HB Babs!! What a gorgeous photo MK.
HB to Barbra Streisand. Amazing talent.
Mmmmm Eric Balfour. Happy Birthday to him.
Wowza, Babs and Shirley share the same birthday? I nevah knew that. Love love love Shirley.
As for Barbra, my sister worshiped her and had all her albums.I was never really into Babs' music at all, but two early 70's screwball comedy films of hers that I LOVE are the classic "What's Up Doc" and the now often forgotten "For Pete's Sake" Great flick.
For Pete's Sake - Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnWTGf6GpzQ
Happy Birthday to Barbra! I loved What's Up Doc? and The Way We Were (even with the choppy editing). I didn't love Funny Girl (hated Nick, too!). I'm not a fan of musicals so maybe that's why I found it so boring.
HB Barbra Streisand, Shirley MacLaine and Dijmon Hounsou.
Babs went to HS with my Mom....she was a grade ahead though.
Now I got sad....my Dad would be turning 70 in June too....but he is not with us anymore. :(
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No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
Guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
I had a friend in high school who thought BS was so beautiful. I didn't get it. As an adult, I do. Such an unconventional beauty and the voice, the voice! She actually has one of my top five prettiest figures - her body in the late 60s/70s was perfection.
Sarah Smile
My 6th grade math teacher was obsessed with Barbara Streisand. She was by far the biggest faggot I ever met.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I cant belive that Dijmon is 48. Wow! HB sir.
Happy Birthday Shirl. She was a great dancer back in the day.
I wonder what kind of aunty she is to Warren's kids?
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To scoff or not to scoff? That is the question.
Shirley & Barbra, Happy Birthday ladies!
Barbra*
I think she (Barbara) is very fucking beautiful. I watched the beginning of that boring ass Funny Girl and she was immaculate even with (or especially with) that nose. Happy Birthday.
Another unconventionally beautiful woman is Bette Midler. I just love her, and I think she's more beautiful now than when she was younger. Her legs are insane.
Also happy birthday Djimon you sexy beast.
Happy birthday Patty Schemel!! She rocks balls on the drums.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 9:12am.
Who do we have these days who can do everything Babs does? Serious question
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Uh, Jennifer Lopez? She's such an extraordinary actress and powerful singer. Don't even get me started on her Fly Girl moves... The amount of raw emotion she evokes from Dlisters should be a clue to her amazing talent.
(not a serious answer)
@Hekki
It's too early in the morning for a serious question. But my cat can eat, sleep, snore, poop and fart like a lumberjack. He's a contender, I tell ya! ;)
Off to put the dishes in the shower and whiz in the dishwasher.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Who do we have these days who can do everything Babs does? Serious question
And I thought she was the only good thing about "Meet The Parents II" or whatever the sequel was. Okay Dustin Hoffman was good in that too.
Happy Birthday to Eric Bogosian! He is the coolest and best!
Happy Birthday to Babs too. She is in two of my favorite movies, The Way We Were and What's Up Doc?.
Ugh! Barbra Streisand.
I named my cat after Shirley's Ouiser. There's an assistant at our vet who says it in a spot on Olympia Dukakis drawl every time.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Ouiser: "Oh, he's a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it!"
"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Happy Birfday to Barbra. I know she's a diva (a REAL diva) but I have tons of respect and admiration for her. She's the real deal.
I can't find it now but I read a story about how a cab driver once picked up a fare who was in her way to an audition and she was agitated and nervous and after she got out of the cab he realized she had peed on the seat. But I can't find the story/link!!!
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 8:41am.
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No I hadn't even heard of this but it looks awesome. I love these behind the scenes band docs, I'll definitely watch this!
great links
I'm captivated by her nose's shadow on the wall.
HB, Shirley, you crazy old bitch.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 8:26am.
Patty Schemel...missed Patty here, one hell of a kick ass drummer
co-signs. Have you seen this yet? I haven't yet.. just noticed it on the on demand movies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpLIhDHnw0U&ob=av3e
God, Babs was so beautiful in What's Up, Doc? I just saw it the other day. As was Shirley in The Apartment and Irma La Douce. HB sluts!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 8:15am.
I absolutely adore that pic of her. I was 11 or so when that came out and remember being mesmerized by her unconventional beauty. oh and I thought her nails were the shit too.
HB
Barbra Streisand
Patty Schemel...missed Patty here, one hell of a kick ass drummer for sure. Crazy Courtney and Hole managed to put out a few good tunes their cover of Young Marble Giants, Credit In The Straight World is one hell of a cover!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRAeuRfcFwY
God I love Babs. I was watching Funny Girl and The Way we Were during Easter weekend (two films that totally confused me as kid in terms of when the hell they were set. Everything looks 60s and it's supposed to be the 20s and 40s!) but the woman is just such a fucking star.
HB
Shirley MacLaine!
Not crazy just in a bad mood for forty years
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 8:13am.
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"You weren't wearing any underwear"......"well"
LOL! ya two talented bitches fer sure!!
True Hollywood Royalty. Legends. Babs and Shirley. I had read they usually spend the day together, wonder if they still do.
Favorite Babs picture: she wanted to wear this is "The Way We Were" but the director said it didn't fit with any scene in the movie, so she wore it on the album cover:
http://991.com/newGallery/Barbra-Streisand-The-Way-We-Were-556321.jpg
HB to two great ladies who are the reason I love movies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExS5prihfoM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMPSdwCbJso
HB to the one and only Ouiser!
Out of respect and admiration, we should all set aside a bit of time today to go fuck ourselves in her honor.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Barbra Streisand...never huge fan but the woman is amazingly talented as both a singer as well as an actor so you have to tip your hat...but Yentl..really...papa can you hear this!..bleeaach!!
Dijmon Hounsou...great actor, wish we saw more of him but I think he refuses to play gang bangers so I guess we won't..that right I said it!!
Shirley MacLaine...it seems a lot of us love this bat shit crazy broad!
Happy Bday Sluts
hb to shirley maclaine, a hot slut after me own heart for not drinking the dick clark koolaide.
2012 or bust, shirls!
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*