The Iguana Goddess Is Gracing Your Eardrums With New "Music"
Looking like a come-to-life Ganguro Bratz doll, the heir to the lucite throne Courtney Stodden and her creepy queefbag of a husband Doug Hutchison showed the People of Walmart how to truly bring refinement and grace to a big-box store when they shopped at Target in West Hollywood yesterday. Several Target shoppers immediately left after seeing Courtney in the aisles, because they figured that there's no way they can afford to shop at the same store as an expensive-looking creature who obviously prefers the finer things in life. You're looking at Courtney's "dress" and seeing a toddler's size large tank top, but I'm looking at it and seeing what every French designer will send down the runway at their next couture show.
I'm actually surprised that Courtney can go out in public without get mobbed by thousands of fans (or the police, or agents from Child Protective Services). But all of that will change once the long-awaited (read: the opposite of that) follow-up to her first single "Don't Put It On Me" debuts at #1 on PedoBear's iTunes playlist. If you ever wanted to know what it sounds like to hear an iguana dry heave into a high-powered fan, click here (that shit won't embed, I should take that as a sign) to listen to Courtney's new song "Reality." Or as she sings it, "Rillality."
Courtney tells Fox411 that her new musical masterpiece "is about clubbing and dancing with your sexy partner. To me, it’s a story about lust. It’s about falling in love with someone. Is it in your head, or is it lust?”
To me, Courtney's song is an auto-tuned cry from humanity for the sun to please crash into the planet, because none of us want to live in a world where a trick has achieved the impossible by making a Heidi Montag song sound like fucking Mozart.
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She's trying too hard, and those hooker heels look difficult.
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Her new song Reality is shockingly good! It's being called a game-changer!
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Ummmmmmm. Yeah. So, how you doing, DOUG?
Or is this the Iguana Godddess herself?
Submitted by Giraffelover on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 11:21am.
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Lagartija Goddess?!? LOLOLOLOL Giraffe! ;p
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There's something about her that comes across as disturbed to me. I don't know what it is but she freaks me out.
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"That bitch is scary. She really needs to be sat on a tricycle asking people if they want to play a game." - billykelly789-1 on Lady GaGa (IMDB 22/07/2011)
WHY. diarrhea colored pinstriped baggy shorts??? its so unironed it hurts
There is not a single pic where she is smiling or even looking at him. She is always eye fucking someone out of the shot, or looking down at her implants.
¨If I can't be my own I'd feel better dead¨ - AIC
these two famewh*res are the new heidi and spencer.
her armband really bothers me.. it's so... 1990..
and someone asked about her boob situation.. they arent fake but they arent that big either.. she wears a mattress bra with those things..
embarrassed to say ive seen enough of her [pictures to see her tops never fit and her boobs never line up either.. (dont ask why i know that either!)
lastly, i dont know how she made it out of target alive with those heels.. target has waxy slippery floors and i barely escape with my life in sneakers
Not sure if the Lagartija Goddess is too famewhore or if the pap who snapped the pic desperately needs a paycheck...
"I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned."
um, that's a T-shirt, not a dress. O_o
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 3:12pm.
I disagree.
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You think he's straight Ophy?
Yes, but he's a Pervy McPervster.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 3:07pm.
That's actually not true. He was on LOST and on 24. I still think this whole stunt queen business is lame but he has been working.
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oops my bad. ::egg on face::
Truly a strange- looking couple...
And for Gods sakes, can she stop it with that stupid as fuck arm band thing already?
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
The 'song' doesn't sound any better or any worse than what's already out there. Heard it all before .... overproduced crap that could never be reproduced live on a stage. Going to Tar-jay dressed like that is the height of 80s style desperation.
Would someone please set this orange hooker on fire? K thanx.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Her nose job scares me.
Now if you can sing this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKaIJWA360A&feature=related
I feel ashamed to belong to the male gender, for the fact that this is what seems to be the general consensus of what we want in a woman. Do intelligence/values/integrity/decent character mean nothing at all? I don't know how one could stand to be around someone so completely appearance/attention obsessed.
Um poor fake tan job on the face.
I just don't get this. Most 17 year olds look good. She has obviously had implants. A lot of the local high school girls have bodies like this minus the implants.
She may not be the epitome of class, but please with all the negative comments about her body. It is so disingenuous to try and find something wring with her shape. It might not be absolutely fucking perfect, but it is damn near close. She has got one rocking hot body, and I'd venture that it is much above average.
She needs some lessons in life, bronzer and style, but I'd take that body any day.
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it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:06pm.
maybe that dress accentuates it, plus the fact that she probably has 2 boxes of kleenex stuffed inside her bra.
having said that, if you rub off that fake tan and make up im sure she isnt that ugly and as a gay man i have to say she has a great body.
These two asshats again. Jesus.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:02pm.
she is sooo porny... has she had her boobs done? cuz its bigger.
Her breasts are real but she pads them like crazy to make them more 'controversial'. Yes, you can roll your eyes now.
she is sooo porny... has she had her boobs done? cuz its bigger.
Her waist and breasts look warped more exaggeratedly curvy (via Photoshop) in some of these.
(For example, in image 5, the side of the left breast is sharper than the waist, arms, hair, rest of her shirt, eyes, etc., which is a warping error.)
Why'd they need that giant shopping cart for only two items? Maybe to cover up her pussal area?
As far as her body, she's not even 18. Nearly everyone looks decent in their teens.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I actually feel pretty bad for her... she looks bored/sad in most of the pics. She's young and still impressionable, believe it or not. Hopefully she can at least go to college to find herself.
I don't know what I would do if I saw that in my Target. I would probably not be able to stop laughing at them.
jesus christ...i apologize for the double post.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:19pm.
Dr. Ruth, truth. Haribo, I know right?? I'm not a fan of marrying for anything but love (I know, I know) but she's just a kid. And look at him. He probably does those inside of the lip slobbery kisses. *shudder*
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too gross for words. i can't believe her parents gave her their 'blessing' to marry this old mofo.what kind of parents do that to their daughter?! ;/
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 4:19pm.
Dr. Ruth, truth. Haribo, I know right?? I'm not a fan of marrying for anything but love (I know, I know) but she's just a kid. And look at him. He probably does those inside of the lip slobbery kisses. *shudder*
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too gross for words. i can't believe her parents gave her their 'blessing' to marry this old mofo.what kind of parents do that to their daughter?! ;/
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
UGH I know GG, Doug makes me so mad! She'll come to her senses some day, I know but still...
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WithinReason, I too sort of feel sorry for her because she is very young. Its sad that she said "yes I want this for my life". I may be a bitch but I do hope she'll wake up and see what a joke she is and go to college and learn something. Being a pedo's dream and making pornie rhymes is not the way.
LOL GG, leathery ashen realization! haha
Still feel bad for her on some level...
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 6:58pm.
And does she not look a little different in the face? Is it just the weight loss?
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It's called realization.
NO JUST NO
Not exactly an hourglass figure...more like a martini with some big ass olives.
Sorry if this has already been said, but with heels like that, she could really break an ankle if she ever trips, YIKES those things are HIGH! No wonder creepy hub has to hold her hand everywhere! haha
And does she not look a little different in the face? Is it just the weight loss?
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Sad to say but maybe she should have let a 3rd rate rapper piss on her and then go ATM.
She's so tragic but I wonder if any straight men and lesbians think she's hot??
Her new song Reality is shockingly good! It's being called a game-changer!
She has no waist. It's like 1" smaller than her hips. Manly.
So when did "Farah" hair come back?
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 3:40pm.
I can't figure out if that's badly-applied bronzer or an homage to C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man.
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^^^^ this made me snort diet coke out my nose. Gracias.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 3:22pm.
annobanano -- the guys I see wearing flip-flops are the guys who should be the last ones wearing them. Most women can get away wearing them in public because they get pedicures, but most men have gnarly feet and shouldn't expose them. I agree. Especially this pasty-assed dude.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
This bitch needs a makeup lesson ASAP.
She has the worse body ever.. No hips at all and stay wearing tight clothing.. Man body with titties
i can't decide if i have more contempt for this one's mom, PMK or White Oprah. guess i'll just wait for one of you to work it out so i can co-sign
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Sweetas and everyone, beat me to it so *gags*
They have no integrity, just commitment to the farce and the income stream/fame/notoriety or whatever it is they are getting from this smh.
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