Birthday Sluts

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I'll have what The Rock is--ewww!

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Please: It's "rahnday."

I think the rock would pick up any bitch up, pin them against the wall and nail them.

thats always being my fantasy... shuush, dont judge.

Pandora Boxx is 38??? She was 37 in Season 2 of RuPaul's Drag Race.

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

HB to all the hot sluts ! !

I would totally do C.Baranski.

YUM YUM YUM!!!!

And comes with a big heart too....

Awwwwww...

Happy Birthday Dwayne!

Donatella Versace is ONLY 57? I thought it took a lot longer than that to mummify a body.

The Rock is so fucking hot, I think it is because he will be the big macho tough guy, but in a second has no problem switching it up and being silly/goofy or sexy

Oh Dwayne, you're my guilty pleasure. I love you. Happy birthday, you hot slut.

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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm

Donatella Versace is 57? Really? You sure those numbers aren't reversed?

Christine Baranski is only 60 now? Fuck!

happy birthday to six/jenna!

Donatella looks like she is 112 years old. The Rock - yes please!!!!!

HB to The Rock, David and the other hot sluts today! Mmm mmm Love a sandwich of that! YES! ;D

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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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The Rock. Fire. And a severed hand.
OMG - I think I just orgasmed myself into a coma.

Does no one see that he's barbecuing a human hand???

HB David Beckham and Englebert Humperdinck.

Lighter fluid on a propane BBQ: When you're searing everything.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Happy Birthday to Lesley Gore and Christine Baranski!________________________________________________

If you ever need someone to drink with, I'll drink with you. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I'll drink with you. I guess what I'm trying to say is: I love to drink!!!

--Karen Walker

hb, pandora!

Few Words -- OMG, I love me some Englebert, too!!! HB Engy!!!

Happy birthday everybody on the list. Especially Leslie Gore. :)

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

Happy Birthday to the Rock *drool*, David Beckham, I'd hit it even with his Mickey Mouse voice and Christine Baranski! I loved her in Bowfinger.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ROCK!!

Damn he's fine.

*swoons*

Haha that sound you hear is a million Dlisted women fapping in unison.

HB Dwayne "could get it" Johnson and David "would have to pry me off with a crow bar" Beckham!!

WHAMO YOU DA BOMB!

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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.

And suddently, D-Listed is available at work again - MK!! Do something about that!! I know I'm not the only one that had you suddenly ripped from our working days!!!

OT -

Happy B-Day to The Rock!! Though not a fan of your generation of wrestling, you certainly earned your stripes in the ring and on the mic. I'd put you up with the Ric Flair's of the world insofar as your influence and importance to pro wrestling.

Plus, I once saw an interview with Julie Andrews where she sang your praises. When asked about working with you, she nearly creamed herself. I'd never seen her gush about a man with such...lust. Well done, Rock. Well done.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PANDORA BOXX!!! Beautiful and witty!

Happy Birthdate to my other Brit hottie David Beckham whom also fills out his tighty whities quite nicely.

Nice pic MK.

Very hot.

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"Bye, Whore" -MK

That grill looks like my puss after The Rock is finished with it...

penis head rooster

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 8:51am.

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Here's a little sexy time Engy for ya Word!!:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S9ecXWCBCc

ima gonna play some englebert & listeners dont like it they can go suck it.

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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.

The Rock is just so hot. Gentle giant.

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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!

Happy birthday Lily you adorable little mess

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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks

MK!!!! I love you for finding these pictures! hahaha never a dull one.

Happy birthday to Buffalo gal Christine Baranski.

Best wiahes to Eng; a decent man-pleasant and humble and truly appreciates his fans.

Booooo MK, No David Beckham pic? Booooo.

HBD David, Lily Allen, Christine Baranski (LOVE) and the Rock. He doesn't normally do it for me but that picture is giving me the tingles.

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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux

happy birthday pandora boxx, love her and her sense of humor...christine baranski is excellent in just about everything she's in...the rock is a yes, but he's getting too muscular...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr

as master yoda would say in star wars, Bang Him i would.

@Chatham - so right you are my friend. Christine has been given many fantastic roles. I loved her most as Cybil's martini swilling BFF.

HB to Lindsay Lohan's twin sister.

The Rock...he seems like a cool guy to hang with. Apparently we CAN smell what the rock is cooking and it aint good!

Lily Allen...don't know shit about her music but she has real pretty little boobs

David Beckham...THE most overrated footballer if ever there was one.

Donatella Versace...Janice the Muppet is getting up there.

Christine Baranski...plays the perfect funny BITCH

Bianca Jagger...I can't believe it didn't work out for these two!!

Engelbert Humperdinck...I heard TONS of Engelbert from my parent's radio

Happy Bday Sluts

*hides from Ms Fury's wrath, pokes head out of dog house...that's dog house not Dog's house*

Brilliant photo. Totally not my type, but this birthday boy does it for me. Mmmmm.

Also birthday love for David Suchet and Bianca Jagger and Christine Baranski and oh hell, ALL THE SLUTS.

now we know what the rock looks like when he detects a fart.

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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Happy Birthday, Sixx!!! I loved her on Blossom!

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Theodore Bikel wins the day.

Lily Allen has a hot brother.

*checks to see if Whamo is in this morning. Not yet. Damn. Off to tennis practise and makes note to have Stop Being a Whore All Your Life shouting match with him around lunch.

Evil laugh. *
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Dark-sided!