Friday, May 4th 2012

Speaking Of #getmoneybitch

While Linda Evangelista is trying to get $46k a month in child support to take care of a son she has full custody of, Gabriel Aubry is showing her up by trying to get $20k a month in child support to take care of a daughter who doesn't live with him all the time. Gabriel also wants Halle to write a $500,000 check to his lawyers. And the race for Miss Gold Digger Beauty of 2012 heats up!

Gabriel has been trying to get at least $20k a month in child support since March and he was in court yesterday to make it happen. TMZ says that the judge wouldn't rule on it yesterday, because the lawyers Gabriel owes $500,000 to didn't file the paperwork right. Apparently, Gabriel was making a beautiful sad face over this, because without Halle's money Nahla will have to sleep in an egg crate stuffed in a laundry basket when she comes to visit and he'll have to feed her creamed pickle soup he makes from tap water, Coffee-mate packs and relish packets he steels from Weinerschnitzel.

Gabriel told the court that he wants more child support from Halle so he can rent a nicer house and provide Nahla with the kind of life she's accustomed to (read: a fancy one).

Everything I need to say about this I already said in March (Yes, I'm still pissed about losing my butt cherry to a janky mattress), but I'm posting it now, because I hope the #getmoneybitch goddess hears my prayer and puts Linda and Gabriel together. Gabriel and Linda are too beautiful to work full time and they both need to sleep on panda pubes sheets in order to raise their children. They belong together. Let us pray:

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Team Gabriel all the way....Halle Berry is a nutcase to the max....she's slandered the poor guy all over the place...(not the first one she's slandered btw) - she's a perpetual victim, and I despise her.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 8:18pm.

yeah my theories not dont have logic in them

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 11:11pm.
why didn't halle berry just create a dungeon under her house, and lock up gabriel??
tie him up, feed up viagra, jump on his dick and spin like a hellicopter, hop off, sedate him, leave the dungeon.
that way you always get to fuck a handsome douche bag, and its much cheaper than getting married, divorcing and giving him millions of dollars of $$$$.

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Great idea -in theory- Loopy, except she's cray cray. I bet he got fed up of her controlling ways. Don't forget she's had problems with cheaters in the past so she probably was overly cautious with him and he finally got fed up. Who knows but when this sort of thing happens over and over and over... you begin to wonder what the problem is. I find it awful that she has thrown all those accusations and roadblocks at him. She should know that they will end up hurting Nahla more than him.

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I feel like maybe I need to say something. There is a guy at my work who just went through a nasty custody battle for his daughter. He and his daughter's mom are divorced. Mama and her bf were convicted of child abuse. His daughter eats through a fucking tube in her stomach. This man is completely devoted to his daughter. Completely. There ARE men out there who are willing to walk across burning coals for their children and there are the ones like Salma's hubby and my daughter's dad who just don't give a fuck.

I really think that Gabriel wants to be a good daddy to Nahla and that he is just getting tired of Halle's shit. Most men would have bailed on the whole thing long before now.

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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
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I will forever and always be on Aubry's side on this. Parents who try to isolate their children from the other parent are completely selfish cunts. Halle had a plan and Aubry didn't want to follow it, so now he's an unfit father? Really?

I hope Olivier dumps her fucking ass.

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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac

pixxxie's picture

i love people stating that he cant support his own child.. lol...

he's been working the entire time he was with halle..

what he provides his daughter with is not enough for halle and she uses that against him in court..

he isn't as rich as she is but the child does not do without here.. he makes a decent living

if halle wants to keep dragging him to court over petty b.s. (i'm sure she's hoping he runs out of $ in court like the b*tch that she is) .. time to pay up halle.. maybe thatll show you to treat the justice system with a little respect.. taking up court time so you can take your daughters father away... slimy a*s b*tch..

nothing unusual for one parent to request child support from the other parents so the child has the same standard of living at each house.. we just hear more about moms asking it from the fathers

contrario's picture

There are some differences between Gabriel and Linda stories:

Gabriel and Halle lived together for years. Linda and François-Henri never had a relationship.
Gabriel wants to be a good father to his daughter, Halle unfairly tries to hinder him… while allowing Olivier to enjoy Nahla's company like he were her father…

GlamourBackshots's picture

But WHY must he be so fuckable-looking. Hott damnn, he's beautiful with luxurious hair. :-D. I wonder what really happened to end their relationship?. I really think Halle caught him cheating and tired of paying for/financing everything like his failed restaurant and that's why he wasn't so aggressive about the custody issues at first.

Uhh....I'm here for the gang bang??

loopygorilla's picture

why didn't halle berry just create a dungeon under her house, and lock up gabriel??

tie him up, feed up viagra, jump on his dick and spin like a hellicopter, hop off, sedate him, leave the dungeon.

that way you always get to fuck a handsome douche bag, and its much cheaper than getting married, divorcing and giving him millions of dollars of $$$$.

Daniee's picture

Very unfair interpretation of this. I didnt think MK would go all TMZ on a child custoday case. Disappointed.
What doesnt seem to be stated is that Halle has been using his income (which is more than plenty) against him in the case that he should not have his daughter stay with him overnights. His condo isnt gated enough, blah, blah, lies, bitch etc. This is just one of her malicious tricks. Just one out of many. Of course, his lawyer is gonna say, well, if you demand so much better for your daughter, then you ought to pay for it.
Also, there is nothing wrong or even unusual about Party B (who gets dragged into court) requesting Party A (the one who wants to keep dragging them in court) to pay the large majority of the expenses.
Everyone can see that what Halle has been trying to get away with is wrong. I would not even put it past her that her current bf is being paid to be a part of it all. Or he is a fool. She must be cackling her personality disordered head off at the fact that gullible people reading blogs beleive this crap.

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Because he can't support his own child? What if Halle weren't a rich actress? This guy is pathetic.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 2:36pm.
Aw, thanks bigbendy. :) A lot of people think I'm being stupid lol. But we have enough, and my kids are happy and well cared for, and that's what is most important to me.

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Sweets, who thinks you're stupid? The ex's fam? Easy... they don't count! LOLLOLOLOL Props girl, can't imagine how hard that is. I had a co-worker who went through the same, she was one tough cookie! And her kids are two sweethearts who are as happy as can be too! The mamma did that, 100% ☺☺☺

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I figured he was with Halle Berry for fame and fortune. Good luck with getting that money.

WithinReason...'s picture

I feel sorry for Gabriel. Ya, this is probably vindictive, but it is certainly not the worst that has been done between these two... Bet if he could go back in time, he'd not have bothered... No coochie is worth this much grief! Of course, Nahla resulted, so at least he has that sweetie pie to show for it! ♥♥♥

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Violet's picture

He looks like a douche. Probably more princess-y than his daughter.

Submitted by pixxxie on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 3:02pm.
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I second this.

Naughychimp's picture

Here's the thing... I think this rule about kids needing to live at the same level of luxury at both parents' houses is BS. It won't hurt a child (heck, it's probably a good thing!) to spend half his or her time in a mansion and the other half time in a modest apartment without a maid, swimming pool or gift-wrapping room. BUT BUT BUT... for as long as this rule exists and child support isn't about ensuring that all basic needs get met but rather ensuring that a kid can live at the same level all the time (even if it's at a ridiculously high level), then I think that Linda & Aubry are within their rights to go after the money.

So, I DON'T condemn Linda (who looks kinda rough) or Gabe (who looks all kindsa fine) for just doing what they're allowed to do. I DO hope that the rules change soon so that child support is about ensuring that kids get what they actually need, not what about parents wanting to live in the lap of luxury.

MadgesVadge's picture

Since the thread about Linda Evangelista has depleted me of all the flying fucks I had to give, I'll say this....Gabriel can get it any time, any day, any how, any way. We'd make delightfully gorgeous offspring, and I wouldn't hate on Nahla.
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OXA's picture

Equality at work here folks, Nhala was born in California a 50/50 state so is entitled to the same standard of living at both parents homes.
I think Halle knew this and it is why she left his name of the birth certificate (wink wink)
It is only fair that she provide the kid with the same standard of living with her father that Ollie Martinez has with her muther.

pixxxie's picture

go on with your bad self gabriel. Get what you can.. this woman drags you to court every chance she gets.. she wants to waste the courts time then she can pay for it..

secondly shes the one who doesnt like where gabriel is living and wants her daughter in a nicer place... so if she wants that.. then pay for it yourself.

20k really isnt that much once you take a look around hollywood and what men are required to pay to the moms..

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Submitted by Bda on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 2:04pm.

What type of punk ass weak ass man demands child support from his baby mama? What type of new breed of bitchass men are being born these days? First K-Fed and now this motherfucka? Damn man up and have some pride!
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What century do you live in??
Equality goes both ways!

Puppy Love's picture

He doesn't even look hot in that picture.

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Submitted by Bda on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 2:04pm.

What type of punk ass weak ass man demands child support from his baby mama? What type of new breed of bitchass men are being born these days?

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The kind of man that wants the best for his daughter? Like all the women that do the same.

MickeyHolland's picture

Halle should not be allowed to take her kid to France and Aubry should pay his own way. So what if he has less to offer financially? A decent roof over her head, food on the table and lots of TLC, that's all little Nahla needs from him.

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Sweetas's picture

Aw, thanks bigbendy. :) A lot of people think I'm being stupid lol. But we have enough, and my kids are happy and well cared for, and that's what is most important to me.

Gardening Girl's picture

@ agirl, about 8 blocks from my house! :D

agirl's picture

Der Weinerschnitzel is still around? Where?

Bda's picture

What type of punk ass weak ass man demands child support from his baby mama? What type of new breed of bitchass men are being born these days? First K-Fed and now this motherfucka? Damn man up and have some pride!

GreenFairy's picture

I hope he gets that money and then some, from that nasty crazy ass Halle!

If she hadn't been so vindictive and down right bat sh*t narcissistic it would have never come to this in the first place.

Go and get it Aubry!!

The Sunshine Gang's picture

Errr....He wants money so he can provide her with the life she's accustomed to?? First of all, I don't think Aubrey is exactly living in penury. Second, since when has it ever served anyone's character to be a pampered princess all the time. "Suffering" and "need" build character. How will Nahla ever become a convincing actress if she never misses her caviar omlette breakfasts??

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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 1:15pm.
Re: deadbeat dads, that's a hard one. My ex hasn't paid a dime in support on our two kids since last February (yeah, 2011) or helped pay for a broken arm and stitches, about $5K. BUT. He truly doesn't have the money. He gets his kids every other weekend. He loves them and they love him. I think parents should think of the child(ren) first. Those little eyes are watching you be an angry, materialistic, manipulative douchebag, you know.
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Sweetas, you are the perfect example of what I'm preaching. A parent that thinks of the kids first. Trust me it always pays off in the end. Hugs to you. We need more like you.

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Off topic: Adam Yauch :(

On topic: Dayum, he's HOTTTTTTTTTT! At this point, the child custody crap is boring.
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Luna Tick's picture

There are deadbeat fathers but there are also good ones who pay the support (and usually more than they have to) and see there kid as much as possible.... They are not all deadbeats.
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I understand that, Jack. A lot of hard-working single dads are out there and there are a horrible lot of cruel moms as well (mine was one of them). It truly does take a few rotten ones to spoil reputations....

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 1:07pm.
There are deadbeat fathers but there are also good ones who pay the support (and usually more than they have to) and see there kid as much as possible.... They are not all deadbeats.
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Jack, you are very right. There are fathers whom see the big picture and want to take care of their children. Divorce is never fair to anyone. The laws try to make it that way, but there are people whom abuse it. You seem to be a very good father that is involved with your child's life. Unfortunately, it's not always like that. If someone is a jerk before you married them, they will only become worse after. Like I always tell people you loved them enough to have children with them at one time. Try to be civil after for the kids sake. But easier said than done, because too much anger and bitter feelings. I wish that there were more fathers like you Jack.

Oxygen's picture

(((adam yauch))) R.I.P.

rukiddingme's picture

I'm thinking that because Gabriel didn't make this move sooner than now, that maybe he's doing this because of how Halle has tried to rake him over the coals the past year.

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RichBitch's picture

Fuck, that is really upsetting about Adam Yauch.

Sweetas's picture

Within, absolutely. And I never trash talk their dad to or in front of them, EVER.

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 12:50pm.
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Oxy, are you the main custodial parent. If you make more than he does I think it would be difficult for him to take your son.
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No, we both have joint equal custody, but I make more. Here's the thing, we are both remarried, and need to re-visit the terms of the agreement, insofar as support. He's afraid he might have to pay this time.

Sweetas's picture

Nooooooo MCA?? Beasties are one of my all time faves. RIP Adam... *sigh*

Texrocks's picture

Just hearing that Adam Yauch has died has taken all of the fun out of commenting on this....

WithinReason...'s picture

So true Sweetas, the little ones are watching and absorbing EVERYTHING! Bitches should all stop fightin'!!!

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Sweetas's picture

Re: deadbeat dads, that's a hard one. My ex hasn't paid a dime in support on our two kids since last February (yeah, 2011) or helped pay for a broken arm and stitches, about $5K. BUT. He truly doesn't have the money. He gets his kids every other weekend. He loves them and they love him. I think parents should think of the child(ren) first. Those little eyes are watching you be an angry, materialistic, manipulative douchebag, you know.

WithinReason...'s picture

That is SO AWFUL!!! RIP Adam Yauch! :'(

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cocoebert's picture

A Beastie Boy died?!! NOOOOO!!! Not the one with cancer!